#🥩.slab

[junkerq]

Need me a man who can handle a sword rn

[ubercharge]

Does gator girl is gay?? I gotta shoot my shot ♥️🐊👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

she doesn't really get the gender thing but between you and me if you bring her a slab of venison you have a chance 😳🥩

[beefrobeefcal]

I'd like to request a thick slab of straight-up juicy porn.

Maybe more-than-a-handful of this guy:

My Idea (feel free to use your own if this doesn't fit your tastes):

Javi G here - with his belly pushing over his belt - is your sugar daddy. He's come to pick you up for your weekend together at his lavish home. His security guard is driving the boat and you're both in the back seat. He said he wants to eat lunch when you get to his house (he's "starving", having waited for you to arrive), but you want some afternoon delight, since it's been so long since you've seen each other.

So.... his goal is to satisfy you during the boat ride so he can convince you to have lunch when you get to his home, but you're trying to hold off on both of you finishing so you can keep it going when you arrive. 😉

Who will win? (spoiler: everyone wins either way)

[yes, this is a 900 friendo celebration submission - I am just horribly backlogged]

Oh Noxy! Thank you for this delectable THOT. Re-reading this gave me the gumption - nay, the MOXY to keep it up for you. And while the prompt may not be met head on with a beat by beat, I am certain that the elements that I have incorporated will be devastating (affectionate).

Cheers to us and our deep need of fat peepaw, Noxy! This fic will drop soon *ominous kazoo music plays*.

Yours in sin,

Beefro👌🥩💜

[nokneepadsnoproblem]

Love watching that thick slab of beef 🥩

[gagbox]

The meat slice emoji is so good like hell yeah the slab 🥩🥩🥩

[kookythekatkueen]

This is a goth chicks blog

A little bit about me

First: I'm a bit shy and don't talk much, but I will build up the courage and reply to your direct messages or comments (maybe no promises, so don't get mad or sad; socializing is not my strong suit)

Name: Malak (The English translation is Angel🪽)

Age: 22, 4-July-2002 ♋️

Sexuality, Gender & Pronouns: Pansexual, Female, she/her/they/them 🏳️‍🌈♀️

Height: 161cm / 5.28ft

Languages I speak: English & Arabic عربي

Relationship Status: Lonely, just me and my thoughts

Religion: Muslim ☪️

Pet: A rescue African Gray Parrot named Shady. She is 13 y/o, had her for 8y. 🦜

Favorite Color: Blue, but sometimes Purple or Emerald Green. Although I am mainly in black because it is cute.

3 Favorite Foods: 2 of them are Lebanese cuisine 🇱🇧

Lebanese Raw Meat Slab; usually comes with a variety of types of prepared raw meat. Ps it's all sheep meat "I know raw meat is crazy to eat in most countries, but please be respectful this is my culture." 🥩

Warak Enab (Dolma) is grape leaves stuffed with rice, tomatoes, onions, mint leaves, and parsley leaves🥬

Spaghetti with cut-up hotdogs in it (Comfort food) 🍝

Favorite Artist & what song is my favorite from them:

Adele, Chasing Pavements 🎤

Owl City, The Tornado 🎼

Ghost, Square Hammer 🎸

Things I like to do: Art (digital, traditional, crafts), Sewing Clothes, Cooking 👩🏻‍🎨🎨🖌️🖼️ 🧝🏻‍♀️🧵🪡 👩🏻‍🍳🍳🥘

Best way to spend a night: Cook some food and dessert. Then enjoy a movie or TV show while eating. After that spend the rest of the time make legos or puzzles, maybe some art or reading a book. 🍔🍟🍩 🧩 📺

Favorite Movie & TV Show: The Hobbit/Lord of the Rings trilogy & The Big Bang Theory

Dream Job: Applied physicist at CERN ⚛️

Dream Trip: Going to Antarctica, I love traveling to the point where I've been to +30 countries. 🇦🇶

The last thing I Googled: The Standard Model | CERN (home.cern) I'm doing some pre-studying before I get into college; my major is Physics ⚛️👩🏻‍🔬

Anything I really want right now: Greek salad 🥗

Pictures of Me:

♥️🖤♥️🖤♥️🖤♥️🖤♥️🖤♥️🖤♥️🖤♥️🖤

🕷🕸🥀⛓🩸🕷🕸🥀⛓🩸 🕷🕸🥀⛓🩸

♥️🖤♥️🖤♥️🖤♥️🖤♥️🖤♥️🖤♥️🖤♥️🖤

[engagekiss]

🥩 𓈒 𓈒 𓈒 faimeatin

— a gender related to fairies, meat, fairies eating meat, and the meat of fairies themselves !

[ id: a nine striped flag, the fifth strip is a bit thicker than the rest. the colors in order are nearly black red, dark red, dusty red, murky orange, murky light orange, pastel green, seafoam green, dark green, blueish dark green. the second flag is the same except for an icon of a butterfly resting on a slab of meat in the center. the third flag is the exact same as the first. / end id. ]

[pammyloumendkens]

JUST Some🤬Slabs Of Roast🥩

[sir-klauz]

Hot Xiao pics w lots of hot slabs of steak 🥩

[junkerq]

Passed all my finals it’s finally over

[ask-harvester]

[A box was found stashed under Pax's bed, noticeable enough to her, but most likely invisible to most of the BSAA staff.

"Happy birthday! Hopefully you have a better day than usual. - Mr. Parker, @ask-screamspider"

Inside the box was a black cardigan, arms long enough to cover everything other than her hands, and two, well.

They seemed like cupcakes, visually- chocolate ones with deep red icing, but Pax could smell the difference. Cupcake shaped slabs of human muscle, encased in deep brown blood pudding, and topped with whipped cream mixed with human blood. It was in a snack sized baggie, inside another gallon sized ziploc bag filled with ice. The bigger bag was affixed with a sticky note reading

";). The NYPD does serve a purpose, sometimes."]

Awww thank u, Pete!! I love the cardigan, you have NO idea how hard it is to find clothes that fit me right. 😭

And also, thank u for the NYPD cupcakes >:3 🧁

- 🥩

[kneehoming-knee]

SPA'WALL'_AMER.GLADI'_DEMONIA_HAY'🥩_HEK™ OR TOBAGO TOBACCO TIG GOAL _EXHALES_ MONDO _BONEYATF_PRETTY "TC OF UOUR_MUDDA"_: CASK ODE SLAB GODS_🪓

[deathinfeathers]

🥩 cook for reciever’s muse @infernal-dominion (gonna be cooking her up a BIG slab of smoked steak)

And she's making dessert in the meantime! Because she knows he has a sweet tooth and she likes to indulge it whenever she can! Nothing super complicated—she's still finding her footing in the kitchen—just a batch of chou à la crème with some fresh fruit.

"—and then he says "It’s not like I’m a convenient detour on your way to the orphanage where there’s even more sinners to kill." The orphanage, Lucifer! Honest to goodness! Is that what people think I do in my spare time?"

She's been prattlingly idly about the events of this past week for the past thirty minutes—she always has a lot to say when they haven't seen each other for more than a day or two.

@infernal-dominion

[johnnyprimecc]

A new Ride & Review video is up for @misterparadisenyc "Paradise Prime!" This monthly price fix prime rib dinner is just $90 and comes with warm dinner rolls and whipped butter, chilled jumbo shrimp cocktail, crispy potatoes, velvety creamed spinach, and an ice cream sundae. Also horseradish cream and au jus, of course, for your perfectly cooked slab of meat. Link in my stories, jump out to my @youtube channel, or go to https://youtu.be/ScecYSUcJ3A to see the full Ride & Review. #primerib #primeribofbeef #meat #beef #carnivore #steak #🥩 (at Mister Paradise NYC) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpgJiP-uaHK/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[craigslyst2470]

Nothing like some Beef Bacon some Scrambled Eggs mixed with Cheddar, and a nice Strip Loin with a Fat Slab of Grass-fed Butter!!! 👍🏽Nothing Tastes Better Than Healthy Feels! 🫶🏽🥩🥓🍳🧀 @scarbajals @shawnbaker1967 @carnivoremd2.0 @stevenrimmer @steveblackentertains @carnivoremd2.0 @ketogenicendurance @anthonychaffeemd @kendberry.md . . . . . #carnivoretransformation #carnivorechallenge #carnivoreculture #carnivoretribe #carnivoreclub #carnivoreketo #worldcarnivoretribe #carnivoreforlife #carnivorediet #carnivores #carnivorelife #carnivorelifestyle #carnivore #carnivorefood #omad #steak #meatlover https://www.instagram.com/p/Cl6pWsKu-Xn8VC5U9_XpA3opEXSIybIdjDhMPk0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[dijon-mayonnaise]

My darling slab of holiday ham back from the meat grinder

🥩♡´･ᴗ･`♡