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Miss when I had this figure 😩😩
#me#I swear I look pregnant whenever I wear dresses now 🤣#my ass has definitely got fatter since this tho 🤷🏻♀️
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@silvercaptain24 @telemna-hyelle …so you know that modern hsr au i was playing around with? Also @onceuponaladye , im 90% sure this au wont have any spoilers or anything
The one i said i would never write because there’s too many different characters/mini plots to follow?
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Well.
Enjoy?
“Oh, are you Bailu’s older brother? It’s a pleasure to meet you!” The woman smiled brightly. “Im her teacher, she has spoken highly of you!”
Dan Heng did his best to conceal his tension. “Yes. My name is Dan Heng, I’m a technology major at Xiangzhou University.”
The teacher poorly hid surprise. “Oh, you’re a college student then? It must be difficult balancing school, work, and taking care of little Bailu here.”
Bailu pouted at being called ‘little’ and stuck her tongue out at the lady.
Dan Heng forced a chuckle and smile. “Well, I’ve started focusing mostly on Work and Bailu right now. I only take a class or two each semester.”
While not technically a lie, he chose to leave out the fact that he had started college in general with just two online classes. This semester. And is only 17 years old.
Relief flashed across the teacher’s eyes. “Oh, that's good! Well, if you need anything, please don’t hesitate to ask me!”
“Thank you.”
Dan Heng led Bailu out of the school to where he had parked. He attempted light conversation for her sake, but he was still mildly panicked, and he knew Bailu could pick up on it.
Once they reached the privacy of their tiny apartment, Bailu finally broke the tension.
“I didn’t say anything that would make her worry, promise,” she offered in a small voice.
Dan Heng gave a slight smile and ruffled her hair. “I know, Bailu. Don’t worry. Its probably because I look young. Or, well, I look my age.”
He hung Bailu’s backpack on its hook by the door and headed towards the kitchen.
“Hopefully that should keep her off our backs. Want some ants on a log for your after school snack?”
“Ooo! Yes please!!” Bailu replied enthusiastically.
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[months later]
“Woo Hoo!! Summer Vacation!!!” Bailu cheered as she pushed past Dan Heng and ran inside. She quickly took off her backpack and shoes, initially tossing them aside. One look from Dan Heng later, they had been put into their proper places.
“Cracker and peanut butter sandwiches for snack today?” Dan Heng removed his own shoes and put them away.
“Oh yes please! And Juice?” Bailu looked up at him, eyes full of hope and pleading.
Dan Heng chuckled. “Sure. And juice.”
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Dan Heng set a plate and cup down on the cardboard box they had converted into a table. “Snack’s ready!”
A muffled ‘yay!!’ Was heard from the other room, followed by rapid footsteps.
Just as Bailu sat down to eat, Dan Heng’s phone rang. He looked at the screen, and raised a puzzled eyebrow.
“Video call…?” He muttered.
Dan Heng answered the call. “Hi.”
Jing Yuan smiled back from the screen. “Hello there! And oh perfect, Bailu is with you, too!”
Bailu grinned and waved. “Hi mister Jing Yuan!!”
Jing Yuan chuckled. “Hello there, little Bailu. I was wondering if you two would like to stay with me for a couple weeks, kick off your summer vacation with a bit of fun? You can play with the animals on Boothill’s ranch, help out with the horses…”
“HORSES??” Bailu practically screamed. She turned to her brother with her very best puppy dog eyes. “Please??? Can we????”
Dan Heng sighed. Jing Yuan clearly did this on purpose. He would know Dan Heng would want to decline, but if asking over video call, he was almost guaranteed to be within Bailu’s hearing range when the question was offered.
Reluctantly, he answered, “…sure. Why not?”
“YES!!!” Bailu shouted/cheered. She began to talk quickly, rambling off things she was planning on doing and excitedly ran to the other room.
“Bailu! You need to finish your snack!” Dan Heng called out. He finally turned his attention back to Jing Yuan.
“Sorry about that. Sure, we accept your invitation. When exactly were you thinking?”
Jing Yuan flashed a bright smile. “Perfect! How about you drive up here tomorrow? Or whatever time works best for you two, of course.”
Bailu, having returned to finish her snack, replied with mouth full of crackers and peanut butter. “Yes! Tomorrow!!”
Dan Heng wanted to smack his head into the wall.
“…Sure, tomorrow works. Thank you for the invitation, Mr. Jing Yuan.”
“Of course! And how many times must I say, just Jing Yuan is fine. No need for formalities. Well, I shall see you two sometime tomorrow then!”
“Bye!! See you tomorrow!!!” Bailu called.
“Goodbye Bailu, Dan Heng. Have a good rest of your day.”
“Bye.”
Dan Heng ended the call and let out a sigh.
Bailu grinned innocently at him as she took a sip of juice.
Dan Heng had an odd feeling about this.
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#kiwi rambles#i was in a writing mood#and got inspo for this part#if i do fully flesh out this au this snippet will be like. in the middle#but its the part i had inspo for so 🤷🏻♀️ 😂🤣
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Presenting: The Great KinnPorsche Fashion Showdown (nobody asked for)
A few weeks ago, I made a poll about the best dressed KinnPorsche character. Tankhun won that one, followed by Vegas and Tay. Legitimate results - but the tags had some really interesting arguments for a bunch of different contenders. So why don't we take a closer look? Why don't we go through all the characters and their outfits one by one, choose the best one for each of them and repeat the initial poll at the end?
Sooo...that's exactly what we're doing right now.
*For the characters with more than 10 outfits - like Kim here - I'm going to make multiple polls and put the best voted ones into a final one
Tankhun - Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | FINAL CONTENDERS (CLOSED) - WINNER: THE CAPE 🎉🎉🎉
Vegas - Part 1 (CLOSED) | Part 2 (CLOSED) | Part 3 (CLOSED) | FINAL CONTENDERS (RED VELVET SHIRT*TM vs. THE WITCHY SHIRT*TM vs. GREEN SATIN SHIRT) - (closes March 28th!!!!!)
Kim - Part 1 (closes March 26th) | FINAL CONTENDERS coming March 30th
You can find the links to all the polls (as I gradually post them) HERE (pinned on my profile).
LET'S GET VOTING! 🎉
#I was so incredibly tired when I namend the voting options. That's my excuse for some of them.#But I'm not REALLY sorry for them - because I made myself laugh really hard. 🤣#what I'm sorry for though is the blurriness of some of the pictures. I just gave up on the screenshots at some point.#Kim is a man of secrets and bl00dshed and impossible to capture in a good screen grab sometimes. And that's life. 🤷🏻♀️#anyways#you can still vote in the first poll for Kim's best outfit - it's open till Sunday#and we're also live with Vegas' FINAL CONTENDERS poll right now!#God I hope any of this makes sense because my sleepy brain can't think#kinnporsche the series#the great kinnporsche fashion showdown#kinnporsche polls#kim theerapanyakul#jeff satur#kinnporsche fashion#kinnporsche outfits#kinnporsche costumes#in the queue you go
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I need more Nobody 2 bts stuff, goddamn it! 😤
#the director posted a pic of a (fake) severed arm holding a knife on insta earlier#i don’t know if it’s related to the film 🤷🏻♀️🤣#twitter may have stuff but i ain’t going over there
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Advertising genius 👏🏻
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klaine queue is ready for tomorrow, yay!
apologies for the spam 😅
#5.15 new new york aired 10 years ago#04012014#and we got:#my babies being adorable sharing a bed#clingy af!blaine#b can't serve you breakfast in bed if you're not in bed kurt#a klaine duet#sam being a cockblocker#blaine “im in six out of eight of your classes” anderson#🫧 blaine needs his bubbles 🫧#a fight escalating from “i'm redecorating” to “this looks hideous” to “i thought this was our home”#to “not all your designs are brilliant” to “i bet you were talking i bet he's your friend” to “calm down pSYCHO!” - how? idk 🤷🏻♀️#blaine going all back off glitter-rock vampire#darren shows up with his guitar because what’s better than that?#a beautiful heart to heart bc they are together#they are SOOO together#then blaine turns into a vampire#and they have the hottest makeup sex ever off-screen#(thank you for the reaction fics writers)#blaine moves out :(((#its for the best#they are protecting something that is very precious to them#and a lovely walk through ny#lol sorry im bored and avoiding the fact that I have to pack 😅🤣😅🤣
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1 & 20 for the gay asks pls and thank youuuuuu! If those do not spark joy or you've done them, you know the drill, swap 'em out for whatever you want!! xox
Ohh these were so fun, thank you!
1. who/what made you start questioning?
I mean….. 👀
20. describe your type in a haiku:
Silken locks of brown,
Wit dances in your bright eyes,
Kindness warms each word.
#thank you chatgpt 🤣✌🏼#I mean#there are three villains there#so clearly I’m not that big on kindness 🤷🏻♀️#ask game#queer asks#phd mama 💜
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“you’re a vegetarian? you must be so healthy!” let’s talk about thanksgiving leftovers. let’s talk about the ungodly amount of pie & wine in my home right now
#SO MUCH pie & wine 🤣🤣#everyone else took mass amounts of meat so 🤷🏻♀️🤣#I will be over indulging for weeks#…… ok that’s a lie. that’s a lie. I know me Imma consume this shit faster than I care to admit 😁
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OH MY FREAKIMG GOSH FINALLY
Now Presenting-
The Final Piece
With this link rope bestowed upon me, i dub thee— BUILT
*gives IL a headpat*
#kiwi plays hsr#gosh#finally the husband is properly built#my issue was that 70% crit rate lol#and yes. the five star destruction lc from herta shop is better on firefly whom i have.#but like.#husbando. 🤷🏻♀️🤣
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I’m travelling so today’s scenes will be posted on YouTube later than usual.
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WIP title game!
Reveal the titles of the documents in your WIP folder and tag as many people as there are documents. Let others ask questions about the ones that interest them and post snippets or explain the contents as you see fit!
Thanks to @bonheur-cafe and @sanjuwrites for the tag! I’m (mostly) ready now, I promise.
I-
I like to have options, okay?? 😭😭😭
Tagging anyone who wants to play and my loves @noxsoulmate and @sarahcakes613 😘😘😘
#my wips#maybe some of these are done#who knows what’s in my head#or my Google docs.#I don’t recommend asking about the I forgot the plot one#you probably won’t get any answers 🤣🤣🤣#but it also involves penis shaped glitter so 🤷🏻♀️
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Just wanted to throw out there that of the recent Korean news articles only one has claimed Ravi’s admitted guilt but of course that’s the one that gets translated by all the English news sites 🙄 not saying he’s 100% for sure innocent, but I don’t think this whole situation is quite over yet
Yeah the whole thing seems to be really confusing and im checking twt rn and cant seem to find much… like people are either not talking about and others are saying groovl1n hasn’t posted a statement they’re waiting for them to release one bc they dont trust the articles, which is fair. And its really hard to confirm sources under these articles bc theyre always in korean…
#i will say one thing as someone who used to be a fan of him and his work#(like i wasnt one of those ppl who were constantly looking to find something on him to cancel him. there were a lot of them in the fandom-#-and there probably still are)#but. i will say sometimes things didnt add up with my math.#take all of this with a grain of salt but i always thought the YouTube views and insta liked didnt seem real#they seemed too high for his popularity but i dont really care abt this stuff#plus i havent been stanning him so maybe he has a new fanbase but even then i was a bit sceptical#i dont think buying likes and views is a crime but 🤷🏻♀️#also i always found it strange how his artists in Groovl1n seem to not be releasing much work#like what are they doing? lekdkdkdk#i know coldvay left but in the years he was with them he released one ep and a couple of singles and collabs#how are they paying their bills?🤣#again. im not making accusations i don’t understand financials and entertainment industry but his business always raised question for me#ask#anon
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The last 2 days have been great TV wise. Being sick not so much. But I've rather enjoyed spending a gift card watching thru all his movies 😍
#miles teller#man sure makes me feel better#hes gorgeous#ive got a couple movies left#and then ill have watched everything im able to that hes played in#i tried too old to die young but couldnt do it#and i dont think ill be able to do rabbit hole or whiplash#but otherwise i plan on watching everything else#i might have a slight problem#or crush 🤷🏻♀️🤣
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