#🚫 Alien 🚫

[slashersthehorror]

Cheating Separation

[stringlessworms]

👽 outta this world 🛸

[sbnkalny]

Id rather have longer WEEKENDS than long breaks from school, i can already Imagine the guy in to help me change tubes and he did not have legal relations with that thicc Alien dick 👾👾🍆🍆👀👌💦🔥🔥😩😩😏 👅 if u DONT❌🚫, the alien 👽 and his dragon encounter the prototype dragon in episodes 4 And 6, before The last Confrontation with the prototype dragon was defeated by Kyle Fluge

[ramon-balaguer]

🤣🤣🤣

[tjdruid]

Mother ship Zeta got my computer stuck

goddammit

i couldn't alt+F4 my way out ;m;

[byfulcrums]

Fuck it. Invincible Tumblr

💥 explosionsbaby Follow

Wake up to see the aliens attacking again. God fucking damn it.

❤️ justamonstergirl Follow

Imagine how the aliens feel after seeing you

💥 explosionsbaby Follow

Get better insults. You won't be insulting anyone that way

❤️ justamonstergirl Follow

Nahhh. Don't need to. You already humiliate yourself every time you open your mouth

💥 explosionsbaby Follow

Your entire existence is an insult

☪️ superherofan Follow

i forget that superheroes have social media and regularly use it.... invincible has Tumblr holy shit

🌟 notsovinciblenow Follow

Boo.

☪️ superherofan Follow

OMG??

#HI MR INVINCIBLE SIR #I SWEAR ALL MY A/B/O FICS WERE WRITTEN OUT OF LOVE

🌙 artemislover Follow

Can't believe I have to say this, but can you guys please stop making Omni-Man x Immortal theories?!?!

Ik you think the idea of them having been romantically involved is funny, but c'mon, people

It is true that there should be more openly queer superheroes, but the fact that there are people who genuinely believe they fucked is wild...

Besides, we have to stop following the lives of superheroes that closely. They deserve to get some privacy too! They're still people

Also, didn't Omni-Man once mention his wife?? And son?? Shipping him w a man when he's clearly straight and in an established relationship is stupid

🌟 notsovinciblenow Follow

These are all great points but they've definitely fucked

🌙 artemislover Follow

INVINCIBLE?????

🌟 notsovinciblenow Follow

Godddddd. My parents just do not know what privacy is, PLEASE STOP HAVING SEX WHEN I MIGHT BE HOME... please you're killing me

🌟 notsovinciblenow Follow

Wait, shit, wrong blog...

🌭 hotdog Follow

shocking revelation: invincible has parents

🌟 notsovinciblenow Follow

??? Of course I have parents. Where'd you think I came from?

🌭 hotdog Follow

Honestly i thought you were from mars

🌟 notsovinciblenow Follow

from MARS????

#i'm not martian??? i don't even look martian #do i look martian?

💃 thedancingquinn Follow

ATOM EVE LIKES MY FAVORITE BAND????

🚫 ohgodpleaseno Follow

really? How do you know?

💃 thedancingquinn Follow

Okay quick storytime

My friends and I wanted to go to see this band live for a LONG time, so we saved up money for years until we could finally afford it, right?

Well, the day we finally get to see them live, I look up and I see Atom Eve, just. Flying there. Above the crowd

She was singing, apparently very loudly and she looked like she was having sm fun. She saw me and waved!!! Atom Eve!!!! Waved at me!!!!!!!

🧬 atomevesss☑️☑️ Follow

:)

💃 thedancingquinn Follow

WAIT R YOU THE ACTUAL ATOM EVE

🧬 atomevesss☑️☑️ Follow

Yeah. Check my Insta, there's a link to this blog!

💃 thedancingquinn Follow

AFKFHFHFHFJDJDJDJDDJDHFHSUEUEJEJ

#ATOM EVE TALKED TO ME!!!!!!

🤖 officialrobot Follow

Today, Monster Girl told me to download this app and create a blog — I did not think it was necessary, but she insisted.

I decided to listen to her. She was very persuasive.

I will be sharing things about my day, as she has told me to do. Expect to hear from me after this.

👀 eyaseyaseays Follow

you really think we're gonna believe you're the real Robot?? C'mon.

‼️ notafurryyet Follow

Dude, RP exists. Let people live their lives in peace

❤️ justamonstergirl Follow

This is so funny

‼️ notafurryyet Follow

That's... The real monster girl. Replying to a fake Robot post...

Dude I think he's real

🎉 partyshitter Follow

The new Guardians are a fucking shit show. Are we seriously meant to believe they're going to protect us? Really??

💥 explosionsbaby Follow

Oh Id like to see YOU almost get killed every single fucking day without one fucking break only for asholes like you to shit on us like that. We almost die every single day!!! Were the ones geting our hands dirty not you

🤖 officialrobot Follow

I'd* assholes* We're*

💥 explosionsbaby Follow

Your supposed to be with me in this one

🤖 officialrobot Follow

You're*

☪️ somanykates Follow

The Immortal kinda... 👀

💥 explosionsbaby Follow

WHAT

💥 explosionsbaby Follow

I cant believe she cheated on me... what a bitch

🧬 atomevesss Follow

😐

☪️ somanykates Follow

We're going to have a fucking talk, Rex.

💥 explosionsbaby Follow

Shit

🍐 shrinkshrek Follow

You had this one coming buddy

🌟 notsovinciblenow Follow

The fact that Miles Morales canonically reads JJK, though...

🔫 shootmeplease Follow

INVINCIBLE LIKES MARVEL?? AND JJK???

🌟 notsovinciblenow Follow

Why is everyone always surprised when I like something? I don't get it

🌟 notsovinciblenow Follow

:(

🧬 atomevesss☑️☑️ Follow

I cannot have just found out you're still alive through Tumblr...

🧬 atomevesss☑️☑️ Follow

Seriously though. Are you okay now? I know you're not mentally, after the whole Chicago thing w your dad, but at least physically?

🌟 notsovinciblenow Follow

I'll survive, I guess

💔 thisishowtobeah Follow

INVINCIBLE?? It is such a relief to see you're still here after the whole Chicago ordeal Mr Invincible

📸 definitelyinsanebaby Follow

Yeah maybe don't remind him of that rn??

💔 thisishowtobeah Follow

OH SHIT I'M SO SORRY

#I AM SO SO SO SORRY #omg i hope you're doing good mr invincible :(((

[selfship-confession-box]

★ Hello my fellow selfshippers! ★

PR0SHIP/C0MSHIP/TERFS/ZI0NISTS/ETC DNI. THIS IS NOT A SAFE PLACE FOR YOU.

Box Status: open (CURRENTLY ON HIATUS, CONFESSIONS WILL NOT BE POSTED FOR A WHILE)

Confessions are queued, may take a while to post ^^

This blog is for selfship confessions of almost any kind. Whatever reason you don't wanna post it on your blog, or if you just wanna put a confession here for fun, you're welcome here! Selfship art is welcome as well ^^

Whether your f/o(s) is/are obscure, non-human, etc, this blog is welcome to all kinds.

Similar blogs (not owned by me!): @/selfship-vent-confessions , @/nsft-selfship-confessions

"How do the f/o tags work here if I want to filter them?"

I tag them as "f/o (character here)!" It sometimes depends if the user who submitted the ask included a last name/full name/etc, as I usually do not know which characters the user is talking about 0_o (hence why i don't put fandoms)

Feel free to tag me in your selfship art of you want me to reblog it! I know a lot of people don't get much attention on their art posts, so I'd like to help out with that :)

Do not use the word "simp" here, as the word is appropriated AAVE. Do not use slurs either, I think that should be common sense.

Blacklist/Banned Topics:

Character.ai / Ai things

The topic of aging up characters

Anything Harry P0tter related

Anything Hazb1n H0tel related

Anything D4ndy's Wor1d related

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[randommothxd]

Some pro/com/darkshit combos I made

🪦💗 n3cr0 ships

🦋🌈 human x bug ships

👽🗣 human x alien ships

👻🍭 human x ghost ship

🍓🪱 ex anti-comshit

🌌☔️ ex anti-darkshit

🛎🌸 religious proshipper

🦷🧠 /\/\urd3r3r x c@ni1blism ship

🕷🐇 evil f/o

🧃🫂 hero f/o

🎈⚠️ backrooms f/o

🚫🪰 misanthropic proship

💥🐌 Misanthropic comship

🦈💿 misanthropic darkship

🧸💋 plusho proship

🪼🫐 plusho comship

🍉🐈 plusho darkship

❤️‍🩹💣 antinatalism proship

🍬🎉 antinatalism comship

🎲🎨 antinatalism darkship

🐾🍄‍🟫 recovering zoo proship

🎁✨️ recovering zoo comship

🎮🏀 recovering zoo darkship

💢🕳 anger issues proship

💥🦷 anger issues comship

💣💥 anger issues darkship

🚫🗣 non verbal proship

👄🚫 non verbal comship

🚫🤬 non verbal darkship

♾️❤️‍🩹 autistic recovering anti proship

♾️⚠️ autistic recovering anti comship

♾️💣 autistic recovering anti darkship

🦄🌸 girly proship

🐰⚘️ girly comship

🪽🎀 girly darkship

🎉💐 silly proship

🍄🧃 silly comship

🌺🐾 silly darkship

🦋👤 therain proship

🐺🗣 therian comship

🕊🐾 therian darkship

🫀👁 werid/dreamcore proship

💌🦷 werid/dreamcore comship

💤🧠 werid/dreamcore darkship

🦾🫂 disabled proship

🦿💖 disabled comship

🦻💌 disabled darkship

✂️🖍 lesbain proship

👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩❤️‍🔥 lesbain comship

🌹👗 lesbain darkship

👑🧁 adult proship

🧊🍫 adult comship

✨️🎊 adult darkship

🎨🎭 BPD proship

🪅🎭 BPD comship

🎣🎭 BPD darkship

👁☣️ social anxiety proship

👀🫂 social anxiety comship

✂️👀 social anxiety darkship

🧕🎀 Muslim proship

🛌⚠️ bedrotting proship

☣️🪱 bedrotting comship

💀🎂 bedrotting darkship

🍪🍼 age regression proship

🍭👼 age regression comship

🦄🌻 age regression darkship

🎁🎨 cringe proship

🎉🎀 cringe comship

👀🌈 cringe darkship

👶🍳 baby proship (you now realize you're a proshipper but were never an anti)

🍼🛼 baby comship

🧸🎊 baby darkship

🕊🏳️‍⚧️ transgender dead dove

🍖🏳️‍⚧️ transgender proship

🎱🏳️‍⚧️ transgender darkship

🎁🔥 recovering MAP proship

🎨🔥 recovering MAP comship

⌛️🔥 recovering MAP darkship

💭🌈 adhd proship

🍼🌈 adhd comship

🎁🌈 adhd darkship

🕸🧸 anti proship troll acc

🐜🔝 anti comship troll acc

⚠️❤️‍🔥 anti darkship troll acc

🐱🦋 childish proship

💝🦄 childish comship

🌞🐾 childish darkship

🍭🏳️‍⚧️ anti t3rf proship

🎀🏳️‍⚧️ anti t3rf comship

❤️‍🩹🏳️‍⚧️ anti t3rf darkship

🌍👁 otherkin proship

🎧🍓 otherkin comship

🫧🐰 otherkin darkship

☠️❤️‍🩹 physicality ill proship

🍄💣 physicality ill comship

🍮🍭 physicality ill darkship

🕊💋 questioning proship

💊🪐 questioning comship

🎧🐾 questioning darkship

🔞🎀 nsfw proship

🔞👻 nsfw comship

🔞👽 nsfw darkship

🔞🪐 nsfw dead dove

🎀🍭 child proshipper

🩷🐾 child comshipper

🎧🫧 child darkshipper

💣🎧 emo proshipper

⚠️☠️ emo comshipper

👻🖤 emo darkshipper

💊☕️ coffee addiction proship

🎀☕️ coffee addiction comship

💦☕️ coffee addiction darkship

🐾☕️ coffee addiction dead dove

🩵🐰 male chlidsh proshipper

💦👽 male childish comshipper

💤🩵 male childish darkshipper

💓🐰 female childish proshipper

🍭👽 female childish comshipper

💤💓 female childish darkshipper

[etheralisi]

Rottmnt Fakeposting part 3

Find parts 1 and 2 here + 3.5 + 4 because this couldn’t all fit on one post

🍏holy-sewer-apples Follow

I met a little green alien dude once. Wonder if he’s doing okay

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🕜has-lou-jitsu-been-found-yet Follow

Day 3679 of me posting: no

🎃scared-of-crows-deactivated23902741 Follow

Get a hobby

🛸atomiclass9000 Follow

I will out your search history 

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☄️gravity-tumbles Follow

Every time I phone in sick, I think about that one kid who came into school bright green. Must’ve been ill as hell. I could never 

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🐝noneofyourbeezwax Follow

Sasquatch this kappacrawler that. There’s only one cryptid I care about and that’s my neighbour’s cat. That thing ain’t a cat. It’s bright yellow and it stares into my soul

🚫nonononope Follow

That’s normal cat behaviour

🐝noneofyourbeezwax Follow

DID YOU MISS THE PART WHERE I SAID BRIGHT YELLOW

🐝noneofyourbeezwax Follow

No I don’t have any pictures. Stop asking. Damn not-cat keeps vanishing into thin air

🫂glompglomp Follow

Tf is a kappacrawler

🐺wendigo-watcher Follow

Local New York conspiracy. Scuttles around sewers, on roofs, steals your children (maybe)

🐝noneofyourbeezwax Follow

This ain’t about him

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🧚pixipartched Follow

I really really feel bad for asking, but I don’t have much of a choice. Aliens squished by home. Here’s a link to my go fund me here

48 notes

💀outoftouchoutoftime Follow

Last time I had this many people following me, it was an ambush

#I don’t know what I did but hi

56 notes

🏒 HOCKEYORDEATH Follow

EVERY WEBSITE I VISIT ASKS IF I ACCEPT COOKIES

🏒 HOCKEYORDEATH Follow

NO I DO NOT

🏒 HOCKEYORDEATH Follow

BEGONE. KEEP YOUR SUBPAR BAKED GOODS TO YOURSELF

🌽 sherlock_corn Follow

>:(

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🛸atomiclass9000 Follow

My driver’s license is a two year winning streak in Mario kart. Try arresting me now

⚔️ bluejitsu Follow

Oh???? So you lie to your followers???? I know I won first place last games night and you know it

🛸atomiclass9000 Follow

You cheated

🌽 sherlock_corn Follow

Says the guy who hacks games as a pastime. I still want a rematch

⚔️ bluejitsu Follow

You tell him corn

🌽 sherlock_corn Follow

Oh I know you’re not innocent either mr

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🚂imatrainwreck Follow

If only there was a way to grow instant luscious locks

🐙massages-at-a-price Follow

I can help with that

#hehe

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🛸atomiclass9000 Follow

Throwback to that one time my brother was mistaken as IT when trying to return someone’s keys

🥊 red_hotsoup Follow

I was just trying to help

#they fell down the drain #so I picked them up and pushed them back through the grate #I wasn’t trying to be scary #and should you really be posting this

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cyyyynamon said: I’m going cave diving tomorrow. Will I see you there?

💀outoftouchoutoftime Follow

But you didn’t invite me?

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⚔️ bluejitsu Follow

Don’t send me back to jail. I’m too pretty

🥊 red_hotsoup Follow

What have you done now

⚔️ bluejitsu Follow

I was too pretty ✨

🛸atomiclass9000 Follow

Be original, Blue

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💀outoftouchoutoftime Follow

First day of school. I’ve never seen this many people in one area before

🌽 sherlock_corn Follow

Oh the joys of public school. 

⚔️ bluejitsu Follow

*Wipes tear* they grow up so fast

💀outoftouchoutoftime Follow

So apparently normal people don’t chirp. I never want to hold a conversation ever again

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🕵️‍♀️sloopersleuth Follow

Yoooooo what if our mysterious superheroes in rainbow know the kappacrawler??? You think they’re buddies? Think they hang out and chill and talk about how their week has been? Think kappacrawler house sits from them sometimes? Think they share birthday cards?

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🎽tink-tank-toe Follow

Sometimes I wonder if time travellers really exist. Are we all just on some divergent timeline? How close a shave have we come to a world obsolete?

🛶canoodleoodle Follow

#posts that keep me up at night

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🎨asprinkleofrazzmatazz Follow

Remember to spread the positivity ✨☀️ Kindness can go a long way

🛸atomiclass9000 Follow

Where was this kindness when it came to the last pizza slice?

🎨asprinkleofrazzmatazz Follow

I was already at my daily kindness quota 

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🔎detective-cornstarch Follow

It has occurred to me not everyone on this website knows about the kappacrawler

🔎detective-cornstarch Follow

Your loss

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🦷sleeptooth Follow

#i am curious

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🫨shake-it-away Follow

Oh kappacrawler, take me away

🫨shake-it-away Follow

Oh kappacrawler, whisk me away into the night

🫨shake-it-away Follow

Oh kappacrawler kidnap me

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🍮fastest-flanalive Follow

Stop with these he/him pronouns for the kappacrawler. Did you ask them their preferred pronouns????? No. Kappacrawler could be a very fancy lady

🐈meown Follow

I’m very sorry kappacrawler. You can be a fancy lady if you want :(

🍯honeyhoneysugar Follow

Have we been misgendering kappacrawler with whole time? 

😐restingsnitchface Follow

It’s a cryptid. You think it’ll care about gender?

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🐸frippityfroppity Follow

If I was a kappacrawler where would I hide

🍾snopop Follow

In your walls

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🫣flinx-blinx Follow

I thought there was only one kappacrawler. But I swear I just saw two. Is there a mr and mrs kappa??? Baby kappletts??? A whole kappa family 🥹🥹

😈my-dad-is-satan Follow

Maybe? I think there’s at least three

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🐒nightmonkey Follow

Who is this kappa??? Why is he crawling???

🐒nightmonkey Follow

Spider-man wannabe

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🦜petite-parakeet Follow

Still convinced that whole invasion thing was a hoax. Elaborate, but a hoax

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🪄meet-my-nunchucks Follow

Were those aliens sent packing? I’m confused

🪄meet-my-nunchucks Follow

Are they at home? On some faraway planet? Kicking their tentacles up after a long day at work invading our planet?

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💗love-duv Follow

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📖myfixoffic Follow

Guys come read my slenderman x kappacrawler fic here for all of your slenderkappa needs

🌑faded-moonlight Follow

Why would you write this?

📖myfixoffic Follow

Why not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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⚔️ bluejitsu Follow

I heard that kappacrawler has an 8-pack. That the kappacrawler is shredded

🛸atomiclass9000 Follow

Be original, Blue (tally: II)

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👻ghost-chase Follow

Why can’t I live in New York. I want to fight aliens too

👻ghost-chase Follow

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[t3rvo]

Planet SHLOPPY 🤤👅💧 was a perfect utopia ☮️✌️ until the ASSteroid hit 🍑💥😜 One hundred 💯 adults and their repliCUNTS 😏 were issued a Pupa 👶 and EJACULATED 🚀💦 into the… space 🌌 searching for new HOES 👯‍♀️ on uninhabited worlds 🪐🌕 We SMASHED ‼️👉👌 on Earth 🌍🌏🌎 stranding us on an already overCOCKulated planet 😳🐓 That's right, I've been talking this HOLE 🕳 time. I'm the one holding the Pupa 👶 My name is Korvo 👽 This is my (smoke)show 🚬📺 BALLocks, I just dropped the Pupa. Ugh. This is riDICKulous 🍆😒 I hate Earth. It's a WHOREible home 🥵🔥 People are stupid and CUMfusing 🥴💦💧 Why don't they send this to 🔟 sexy Shlorpians who make them ballocHORNY 😩‼️

If you get 0 back you're ShlorPATHETIC 😭👎🚫

If you get 5 back you're an arousing alien 🔥💯👽

If you get 10 back you're a certified MOUND SUCKER 👅💦🌱

[nattikay]

How to use tìftang (the apostrophe thing) when naming your Na'vi OC

The most important thing to note here is that tìftang is not decorative!! It’s not just there to make words/names look cool! It’s a consonant and represents an actual sound (specifically a “glottal stop”, aka that little catch in the back of your throat when you say “uh-oh”). Adding tìftang to your OC’s name will affect the pronunciation of said name.

When using tìftang in your OC’s name, you want to make sure it’s next to at least one vowel (a, ä, i, ì, e, u, o) or diphthong (ay, aw, ey, ew).

✅ Ka'ul ✅ Ka'nul ✅ Kat'ul

It CANNOT go between two consonants—this is a VERY common mistake!!

🚫 Kat'nul This is not pronounceable! It’s like having a character whose name is meant to be pronounced “Bob” or “Jimmy” but for some reason spelling it “Bokb” or “Jimtmy”.

The reason for this is Na'vi syllable structure. Tìftang can start or end a syllable, but it cannot go in the middle of a syllable, because it cannot cluster with other consonants.

For practical examples of what that means, let’s look back at the previous examples:

Ka'ul can break down into either [ka'][ul] or [ka]['ul], so tìftang is either ends the first syllable, or begins second syllable.

Ka'nul breaks down into [ka'][nul]; tìftang ends the first syllable.

Kat'ul breaks down into [kat]['ul]; tìftang begins the second syllable.

So what about Kat'nul? There are a few ways to break it down, and none of them work. [kat'][nul] and [kat]['nul] are both invalid because, while the tìftang is at the end/beginning of the syllable like in the other examples, it’s clustering with t or n. Remember that tìftang cannot cluster with other consonants!

The other way to break it down—and probably the way most people unfamiliar with Na'vi would be thinking—would be [kat]'[nul], with the intended pronounced syllables just being “kat” and “nul” with the tìftang thrown in to look cool and alien. This doesn’t work because again, tìftang is not decorative! It is a letter with a sound (one that’s not even really physically possible to pronounce properly between a t and n even without the syllable rules), not a punctuation! Kat'nul-pronounced-Katnul the Na'vi is just Jimtmy-pronounced-Jimmy the human. Just spell it Katnul!

Speaking of clustering, here’s another mistake I see sometimes (though a little less commonly):

🚫 K'atnul

This is also not pronounceable, because while yes the tìftang is next to a vowel, within its syllable it’s clustering with k. Remember that tìftang can only begin or end a syllable; it can’t go in the middle of one like [k'at]!!

Now, here’s a quick thing to be aware of. Remember earlier on I mentioned that tìftang must go next to a vowel or diphthong? Let’s talk about diphthongs real quick:

A diphthong is what you get when two vowels merge into a single sound. Na'vi has four of them. They are written ay (a+i), aw (a+u), ey (e+i), and ew (e+u). That said, you could have a names like these:

✅ Kaw'nul ✅ Key'nul

…but not like these:

🚫 Kow'nul 🚫 Kuy'nul

Why does the first set work but not the second? Because in the first set, the w and y are not standalone consonants, but rather part of the aw and ey diphthongs. In the second set, however, ow and uy are not diphthongs, so the w and y are regular consonants, which means Kow'nul and Kuy'nul don’t work for the same reason as Kat'nul: tìftang cannot go between two consonants. (changing the spellings to Kou'nul and Kui'nul would work, however!)

tl;dr - to assess whether you are using tìftang correctly in your OC name, ask yourself three questions:

1.) Is it next to at least one vowel (a, ä, i, ì, e, u, o) or diphthong (ay, aw, ey, ew)? ✅ Ka'ul ✅ Ka'nul ✅ Kat'ul ✅ Kaw'nul 🚫 Kat'nul 🚫 Kow'nul

2.) Does it begin/end its syllable? ✅ [ka'][nul] ✅ [kat]['ul] 🚫 [k'a][nul]

3.) Is it clustering with other consonants? 🚫 [kat'][nul] 🚫 [k'at][nul]

If your answers are yes, yes, and no, in that order, then congrats!! You have used tìftang correctly!

If your answer is no to the first two or yes to the third, you can fix it one of three ways:

Move the tìftang to a valid position: 🚫 K'anul -> ✅ Ka'nul

Remove the tìftang completely: 🚫 Kat'nul -> ✅ Katnul

Add a vowel: 🚫 Kat'nul -> ✅ Kate'nul, ✅ Kat'enul 🚫 K'atnul -> ✅ Kì'atnul 🚫 Kow'nul -> ✅ Kowa'nul

Now go forth and tìftang responsibly! :D

[sbnkalny]

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[the-uncanny-dag]

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[canonical-transformation]

actually Sigewinne/Wriothesley is a PETA-disapproved ship 🚨😦🩸 because it's very stressful for the poor little guy with his poor little human emotions. 🙁🙁😥😥 He didn't sign up to be an alien sea slug's pet chewtoy! 🚫⛔🚫👎 That's why the ethical alternative ⚖️☮️♻️ is Sigewinne/Zandik, because the latter would eat as many syringes as Sigewinne told him to (for science!), and he'd get a kick out of it. In this essay,

[beanibon]

I'd like to formally request Vash fucking an afab reader's breasts please. The idea is so hot to me.

I love this idea, and I agree it's very hot!

TW: established relationship, breast fucking, nipple play, alien genitalia, whiny and loud vash, handjob

🚫Minors DNI🚫

Vash let out a strangled cry, gasping as your gentle hand pumped his cock, the other playing teasingly with the petals spread open along his crotch. His cock was so beautiful to you, you simply couldn't resist it, thumb rubbing along the ridges just before the head. The action made Vash buck his hips upwards, sinking back down on the springy couch of the motel room.

"Sweetheart, I-" Vash dragged his gaze lower, to your breasts that swayed slightly as your hands worked his cock. Swallowing back a whiny moan, Vash grabbed your hands, eyes pleading as looked at you. "Can I. . . Can I fuck those?"

Embarrassingly pointing at your breasts, his eyes akin to a begging puppy. Vash shivered at the idea of him being in between those soft mounds, fucking them until came all over them and your chin.

"Of course, my dear Vash. Anything for you, baby." You cooed sweetly, adoring the way he whimpered at your names for him.

You knelt on grab, spreading open his legs further to allow room to position yourself comfortably. Hands grabbed at your breasts, squeezing them around Vash's erection, illicting an angelic noise from the Humanoid Typhoon.

Slowly you began rubbing your breasts up and down along his shaft, squeezing and pushing against him. The four tendrils that protruded from the base of his cock found your nipples, latching onto to them and sending waves of static-like shock waves through them. The sensation making you moan along with your boyfriend, who was currently in pure bliss.

Vash gradually began moving his hips, matching your pace. As much as he urged himself to enjoy this, he couldn't take it any longer, thrusting desperately between your breasts.

You yelped in surprise, body jolting as Vash bucked into your chest. Occasionally you'd feel the tip of his cock brush against your lips, thigh squeezing together at how arousing the whole scene was.

Vash started staggering, each thrust becoming more rugged and uneven, a clear sign he was nearing his climax. As those tendrils suckled at your nipples, you felt yourself building to a close.

Not long after a guttural cry of pleasure left Vash's throat, cum coating your breasts and face in its clear, Luminescent liquid. You eventually came too, watching as the tendrils retreated.

Wiping your face, you sat up, sitting in Vash's lap as he panted heavily. Hooded eyes looked down at your cum-coated breasts, licking his lips before he began sucking and licking the cum off you. After you were cleaned up, Vash released your warmed nipples with lewd 'pop!' Sighing and he nuzzled his face between them, arms wrapped snugly around your waist.

"Wanna do that again, felt good." Vash mumbled, earning a laugh from you.

"Well they aren't going anywhere, so their yours till ya get sick of em." You brushed your fingers through his hair, smiling as he moved to look up at you lovingly.

"I don't think I'll ever get sick of them, not after tonight."