#🙏 rip moron

[jolioiseau]

there’s nothing more encouraging than a stupid idiot protagonist. we love and support u and ur fails, duan yu

[lostinwildflowers]

Birch I would absolutely cry to see prompt number 29 "Don't you dare wake them up." with none other than Mr Levi Ackerman 🙏

(I hope I did this right 😭😭）

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Levi Ackerman x Reader

Summary: The mission was supposed to be easy. Ride in, scout for a new camp set up, ride out. Except you weren't making it out.

Word Count: 0.67K

Warnings: slight angst due to injury

A/N: DUCKY I AM SO SORRY IT'S TAKEN ME FOREVER TO GET TO THIS. I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT EVEN THO IT'S BEEN FOREVER! -Birch<3

29. "Don't you dare wake her up." (I changed this to she/her pronouns!)

Searing, hot pain ripped through your arm as you stared up into what you could only describe as your worst nightmare. The titan, only 7 meters tall, had appeared out of thin air.

You'd be so focused on surveying the clearing for a camp set-up that you hadn't heard the beast lumber up on you. A scream rips from your throat, raw and unfiltered as the titan pinches your arm harder, lifting you higher into the sky.

Your squad was nowhere to be seen, likely out of earshot and focused on their own tasks. Feebly, you kick your legs forward and then backward, trying to get momentum and get the titan to release you.

Your blades had fallen just mere moments before, leaving you weaponless against the beast. Another cry of "help" leaves your lips, but with blood roaring in your ears, you can't hear the sound of another scout whizzing toward you.

The hot breath of the titan and the burning grasp on your arm is the only thing you can think about until you feel cool air rushing around you. Your mouth falls open in a silent cry as the pressure releases from your arm, but the pain intensifies tenfold.

Panic sets in as you free fall, just another second and you'll be splattered on the ground. But just then, a hard body collides with yours, swooping in underneath your body.

You can make out the sounds of the air getting pushed out of the scout's lungs as their feet skid across the grass and dirt, their arms wrapped around your body as they cradle you.

Another cry falls from your lips as your arm gets crunched underneath you and the scout, who rolls and tumbles to a stop. It takes you a moment to gather your bearings, eyes blurry with tears from pain or wind, you don't know.

A hand appears in front of your fuzzy vision, and you go to move your arm but hiss when you feel pain. Instead, you blink a few times to clear your sight and you are met with the hardened yet concerned face of Levi Ackerman.

No matter how many times you blink, the edges of your vision get blurry and darker. Before you know it, your hearing gets quiet and everything fades into darkness.

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Thump, thump, thump.

Damn, my head hurts, you think to yourself as you hear hushed voices and feet scraping across the floor. I must still be alive, somehow.

The thought isn't too reassuring when a dull ache resonates in your arm. A soft grunt escapes you as your face pulls into a scowl, eyes still clamped shut.

"Watch what you're doing, idiot," the snarl came quietly from across the room, "Don't you dare wake her up." It takes you a moment, but you will your eyes to open, and you're once again met with the concerned eyes of Levi.

"Hey," you manage to croak out, voice scratchy and hoarse from sleep. Levi frowns at whoever is across the room and grumbles, "Look what you did, moron."

He turns his attention back to you, and the annoyance flips back into concern, his silver gaze softening when he locks eyes with you. "Hey," he whispers back to you, shifting in his seat to reach up and grab the hand from your uninjured arm.

"You gave me quite the scare back there," he murmurs quietly, his eyes flicking down to your intertwined hands. You muster up the strength to squeeze his hand and manage, "But I'm still here, thanks to you."

Levi nods once, a distant look in his eye before he states, "That beast did a number to your arm, but the doctors worked quick. You should still have full function once it heals."

You mouth a silent "thank you" to him as your eyes begin to flutter closed, exhaustion creeping back up on you. "Get some rest, I'll be here when you wake up", he responds, and those are the final words you hear before slipping back into sleep.

[franzkafkagf]

i love the aegond divorce with everything in me but the way it was handled is just 😭😭😭 so spoonfed-y to the point where i wanna throw stuff at the screen. i particularly dislike how they handled rook's rest, not the council scene or even the brothel; those were good foundations for the conflict we've seen between them ever since s1.

we have aemond plotting with criston behind aegon's back (very much in-character). and when aegon finds out we have no other scene of them together before aemond leaves, and then alicent rips aegon a new one, and he feels like a fraud and worthless and everything under the sun, and he's drunk and desperate to prove his prowess so he takes sunfyre and goes to RR.

great. love it so far. but aemond outright attacking him is crazyyyyy 😭 i posted abt this, but instead of him standing down w vhagar when he spotted aegon, i feel like it would've been better if he'd rushed to the sky. that way it's like... is he rushing to his brother's aid or does he not want aegon to steal his thunder? having them fight sorta side-by-side instead of aemond suddenly showing up and bbq-ing his brother would make for a way more interesting betrayal, cuz neither aegon or the audience could tell if it was intentional or collateral.

i wanna hear ur thoughts on it cuz i wasn't that disappointed by it. like, i ultimately enjoyed the betrayal, but i feel like it could've been done sm better 😭🙏

ohhh i agree with you!! how they did it was very cringe... all the knights and soldiers literally saw him try to commit kin- and kingslaying.... literally the lannister-bros combo in front of hundreds if not thousands. it's weird because how it happened in the book (similar how you said it actually!) could've been a great way to do it— aemond would still have plausible deniability. because right now.... he LITERALLY douzed his brother fully in flames and meleys got off literally scot-free.... there is no way he did not want him cooked.

just look at criston.... he knows aemond's ass is guiltyyyyy 😭

also i still think the brothel scene was a goofy way to try to explain his betrayal. i'm DUMBFOUNDED. aegon should've cooked him for being with the brothel maddam when jaehaerys was murdered. he should've screamed at him all drunk, not clown him because he went back to the woman he lost his virginity to. atm aemond just looks moronic and embarrassing 💀

[coquettesinclair]

give me some stu headcanons of yours please 🙏 need more of him just being a little bit of a silly stinky teenage boy (i know he stinks. probably covers it up with some dollar store perfume or something)

here we go!

he's not a complete moron. stu knows how people see him and he plays into it. he's just silly little stu macher! how could he ever kill someone? that takes too much thought :3

that being said, he doesn't think before he speaks. ever. he has no filter. that's the main reason people think he's stupid. (stu still kinda is dumb. just not as dumb as people say he is)

stu is oblivious to people's emotions. is it an act? maybe. does he truly not care? possibly. does he just not know how people feel? perhaps.

he thinks it's hot when billy is angry

his favorite animal is a hyena. he thinks they're funny. people think he's talking about when they walk or laugh. he is not! he is talking about when hyenas play with other animals by ripping out their guts and playing tug-of-war with baby gazelles

[rainbowgothdisaster]

its wild you say this to someone who wants to learn to shoot and own a pistol, they just want you to register it, they arent taking anything or jailing anyone, you can keep your gun they didnt ask for it

i was just making fun of the sheriffs and jails, who should be experts, saying they're not jailing anyone over this when not one single person told them to

this is an extremely benign law you guys just hate being told. well not even no in this case. tho im unsure what an equivalent would be. "later, i have a headache" maybe?

reporters can be comedians sometimes :)

[seoafin]

Bestie why must u put rip!mc through such a torture? And by that i mean her being with either stsg, like the way they treat her is just DOG, and i mean that as a compliment to how realistically u writes them. but does she really have to be with those morons? why can't she be with Shoko or.... idk Utahime? Or both of them? that would be the healthiest relationship yet

like the way they treat her makes me hate their guts, but i never thought of them as an adequate example of a stable relationship either so please free her , let her be with Shoko and make STSG suffer 🙏🙏🙏

just according to keikaku

[partyinthemysterymachine]

Im just stopping by to tell you the way you draw James Sunderland and Harry Mason is gorgeous and I love it so much omg your brain is so big

AAAHHH THANK YOU SO MUUUUCCCHHHH (here have a Secret Harry from a Secret WIP (and if ur one of the 2 people who has seen the actual WIP no you haven't <3)

these two are my beautiful and first and foremost brand of brain rot in silent hill and i just adore sharing them, and seeing others' versions of them beacuse DGLKDGL HRHGHG I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUCH, SCOOB

aw hell why not here have a Sassy Gay James from the Secret WIP (first sketch can be found in my art tags LOL, his face is just too good tho)

thank you SOOOOO so much again!! i'm in the midst of pulling together more art of them together rn and i'm just purely in love with these two Actual Morons so i will never be freed from such delightful torment, rip everyone else but i'm different

THANKS SO MUCHHHHH BLESSS ❤️💖❤️❤️🥚🥚😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏❤️