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[butchharts]

I hope you guys fw uncool butches

[decapodparty]

hahaha hey guys. yeah I'm good. what no I'm fine lol. no don't- stop- guys, really- (five hundred copies of the crypt scene gag reel spill out of my pockets) are you fucking kidding me

[saetoshis]

FUUUCKKKKKKK

[cccotard]

purple ish saras

[needycatboy]

being teased about how wet you are the moment they put a hand on your boxers

(this post is about t4t faggotry, cishets dni)

[nipuni]

On an unrelated note, I've been checking out all the content about DA: Veilguard that is being released lately and I'm so excited!! Of course this is entirely subjective but to me It looks absolutely incredible!! The environments are jaw dropping, the character creator is amazing and the hair is probably the best I've ever seen!! the companions are so distinct and fun in their designs and I'm loving their stories from the glimpses we are getting. The combat I'm aware it's not everyone's cup of tea but I love it! I'm an action combat enjoyer and this looks so dynamic and flashy and fun. The main story seems to be everything I was hoping for ten years ago to such a ridiculous extent, for some reason I feel that the writers were reading every Solavellan fic out there all these years lmao. I'm in a permanent state of 'I can't believe they actually did that', it feels like they finally reached the full potential of the vision they had for this story and couldn't quite get there in Inquisition. The scale and visuals are insane and they held nothing back ahhhh I feel so catered to 😭

[darlingpeasant]

*Just this little moment*

[mrsoharaa]

Miguel O'hara, who tenderly holds, no - caresses your right hand in his. Gently brushes his long, thick fingers over your own with such care and admiration, soften eyes of warm carmine carefully studies every digit...but more particularly, your ring finger. Hums inaudibly to himself, fans his thumb over the slender digit with a smooth stroke, picturing a notable, beautiful glimmering ring decorating over the delicate finger. Atoning his claim and full devotion and love for you.

[scrambledslut]

time to daydream about a 56 year old grumpy mass murdering man, sigh… 😓🤌

[girlsdads]

When the Red Bull hits 🤪🪽

[bliss-unmuzzled]

IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM IM SO NORMAL I SWEAR

[mauveberries]

if tom riddle wasn't lord voldemort and just some rando student 3 years above harry at hogwarts... harry would be SO down bad it would genuinely be EMBARRASSING.

like... you cannot tell me that harry james potter, who still describes tom as handsome after learning that he eventually becomes the man who killed his parents, wouldn't try so hard to get tom's attention.

and harry'd be so taken with the way tom is so nice to everyone all the time...*cough* cedric *cough* and he'd be obsessed with the way tom is so smart (smarter than hermione) minus the nagging and self-righteousness, which just makes tom even more likeable.

harry would be so satisfied when tom seems to dislike draco, too. but he'd be jealous of the attention tom seems to give the blacks and lestranges.*

and even though harry can't speak to snakes he'd be smitten with the way tom does. LIKEEE

if anyone is grovelling and pining in tomarry, it's harry, who is just horrendously down bad, like you are not convincing anyone otherwise.

*: assuming in a world without voldemort, rodolphus, regulus and sirius have children

[chickenlittlefan]

My eyes burn

[yesloulou]

Daniel's third and Max's first shoey at the 2016 Malaysian Grand Prix 🍾

[waterloggeddaughter]

Daniel being a vampire at an older age is so everything to me I need every single vampire to be in love with him and be obsessed with him and to be straight up GREEN with envy over it. I want these vampires to be immensely jealous over him being turned at 70 I want all these young little 20-30 year old vampires to be frothing at the mouth over old man Daniel I need him to be the bell of the ball and I need him to know it <3

[sleeeepy-demon]

Shadowheart doesnt think so