#❀*̥˚ OOC; Gone Quackers // Pippin that's disgusting please stfu lmao

[sugarpixie]

Anonymous said: Have you ever had a tummyache from eating too many sweets?

sugarpixie:

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{✿} – ❝No, but I have had a tummy-ache from eating too much salt & grease! Those things can make me really, really sick. For us sugar pixies, it’s sorta like an allergy, in the same way that Sports Elves can’t eat processed sugar without havin’ a sugar meltdown! Somethin’ about it affects the way our bodies turn food into energy and it just messes us up, real bad.❞ Pippin grimaced in slightly nauseated recollection of the last time he was struck with a round of what was essentially a very complex form of food poisoning after being coerced by some teens into eating a bag of fries.

❝Ya wanna know somethin’ really cool, though?❞ The pixie’s pained expression quickly reformed into his usual lively smile, in spite of what he was about to say. ❝If there’s blood in your throw-up & you get taken to the hospital, the medication they give you makes you see really weird things that aren’t even there, like little green aliens and flamingos with three heads and stuff! Kinda feels like bein’ in a fun-house, but with way more vomit.❞