#⚕ ��� nobody will believe me. ⦆⠀⠀/ dash commentary .

[medicus-felini]

❝ Who is Jaggy . . . ? ❞

[medicus-felini]

We settle this here and now:

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❝ Attention everyone. We are in need of a liver-donor. If anyone would be so kind, applications can be send to my adress. ❞

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@waxgentleman

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She doesn't know what she did wrong. The girl never spoke more than a sentence to these people, yet her captain is getting very protective for no visible reason.

❝ I have no ring on my finger; everything is alright, Kid. ❞ The mere idea of someone having an interest in her is odd and very intriguing, all at once.

He did not answer the question though...

Would you rather Linn get romantically involved with Bepo from Law’s crew or Faust from Hawkin’s crew?

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❝ I'd rather she stopped pissin' around with righthand wankers and their shitbag Captains. ❞

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@deadskinned @waxgentleman

Absolutely crying right now. It's like he picked the form up, expecting it to be just some idk... form for the next dinner to fill out for preferences. The realisation kicked in L A T E

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❝ Human babies come from treasure chests??? ❞

The mink was too stunned to speak further. Was all she learned about human anatomy wrong?

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Stares at the new tab, desperately waiting for it to change to 'Kid'.

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❝ I TOLD YOU TO NOT LET HIM SEE! ❞

❝ If you screw my cat, I'm going to shove a bunch of nails right through yer wang until it's fucking barbed. Yer a sick bastard, don't touch my fuckin' doctor. ❞

// ....sorry.

“You gonna tell her to keep away from me too or is this one o' those one-way street sorta things?”

“The wang wants what the wang wants, Kid. Cute accent, by the way.”

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❝ I. AM. GOD. ❞

Linn gathers all the hats she could find, building a grand hat fortress.

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Kid: No, don't marry Law. He already has one! Linn: A lover? A husband? A wife? Kid: A fucking mink.

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❝ He likes me that much, he won't euthanise me~ ❝

Linn does a little chopper dance behind the corner. Her captain has a weird way of flirting, yes yes.

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❝ W-We can talk about this. About everything! We are all adults here. I am certain there is a way to solve this without someone passing by. ❞

❝ It is also very expensive to get a coffin in his size... ❞

"Bandages? Oh you darling, dear girl. What you need to buy is a

---- COFFIN FOR THIS GOON!!"

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`♡´ @ferromagnetiic

❝ WHY ME?? WHY ME?? ❞

All she did was playing this silly little bingo game. Was Shanks really trying to flirt? There was no way. Maybe Kid should consider a lower dose of some white powder.

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❝ Please don't fight I haven't had the chance to gather bandages from the town yet!!! ❞

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She got called sweetheart.