#⚔️🩸 prince of blood (zagreus)

[bronzeageyuri]

Zag: This pommy juice I be drinkin... Oooh chile 😝

Dia: You can't be talking like that white daemon ):

[bronzeageyuri]

Zagreus like "What if I started constantly accusing you of having romantic interest in Megaera? Surely even you can understand how that would become grating." but Theseus misses the point entirely. Theseus says "Pah!! I can assure you, daemon, that such a thing would never happen- for I am a man of refined taste! You see, hellspawn I am solely interested in thick, buxom women!!"

[bronzeageyuri]

Funny thing I think about sometimes is Asterius off handedly mentioning his wife while going one-on-one with Zagreus and Zag being like HUH. And then Theseus doing the same in the actual arena and Zag again being like HUH?? But it takes him awhile to figure out that they're referring to the same person