#‘yeah we’re in a major city w no car u kno what we should do. drive out to SWAMPSCOTT’ fuck OFFFFF

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01/08/2639 Dirk Strider updated his status: Hello? Is this gonna send?

Dirk Strider said: Oh fuck, it sent.

Jamison said: Ahoy! Things have gon Frig's frosty rear upended over here and I can imagine there as well! >:(

Terezi Pyrope said: FUCK!! G4HHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Davesprite said: sup ok enough chitchat

Davesprite said: give me a status report

Davesprite said: to sum it all up one minute you were having a family moment so saccharine itd make for a hit abc tv show in the 90s

Davesprite said: youd win tv land awards motherfucker im talking the hippest fashion plate ever nominated for a dude in that year

Davesprite said: and the next youre

Davesprite said: hold on somethings going on with the ship

Jadesprite said: hey!!!

Jadesprite said: if anyone is still getting these messages then meet me in golden valley minnesota

Davesprite said: for an ass kicking

Jadesprite said: maybe!!!!

Davesprite said: on top of the one already written in the cosmos for you

Davesprite said: everyone

Davesprite said: gfdi

Davesprite said: hal you gotta do something

Redglare said: W3'r3 4l1v3. 1t's cold, h3r3. Not sur3 1f w3 c4n us3 loc4t1on tr4ck1ng y3t.

Redglare said: N33d to cons3rv3 3n3rgy.

Davesprite said: jk man keep it chill i know you got it under control

Dave Strider said: anybody know where jade is

Dirk Strider said: She's not here. Dirk Strider said: GPS is going right now.

Dirk Strider said: Jesus, it's calculating forever. What kind of hellscape is this?

Davesprite said: i can guess

Jadesprite said: shes in minnesota

Jadesprite said: im sorry

Davesprite: heading there rn heads up

Davesprite has left the thread.

Dirk Strider said: What's

Dirk Strider said: Anyway, bye.

Dirk Strider said: Jadesprite, how do you know?

Dave Strider said: why are you apologizing Dave Strider said: is she ok

Jadesprite said: i dont know its hard to explain

Jadesprite said: i feel like this has happened to me before

Jadesprite said: i just know thats where she is, or thats where shes going to be

Dave Strider said: thanks jadesprite Dave Strider said: take care of yourself

Jadesprite said: ill try...

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Dirk Strider said: Alright, guys. All I can surmise from this is that we've been seperated into groups. To serve what purpose? Who fucking knows. Dirk Strider said: Apparently, on my end, we're in Texas. Dirk Strider said: ... Damn, really? Texas?

Davenforth Strider said: Fuck texas why the hell does that place even still exist

Jamison Harley: Texas?? Wowzers! We're... I don't know where we are but it's fairly greasy....

Davenforth Strider said: Anyway looks like were in virginia no clue where specifically yet im tryin to scout

Jamison Harley: There are zombies about I can't shoot fo some reason.

Meulin Leijon: Hello.

Jamison Harley: A democratic decision, not because of the grease!

Terezi Pyrope said: @DirkStrider S3ND SOM3 H34T UP H3R3 MOTH3R GRUB W3R3 GONN4 B3 1C1CL3S!!!!!

Terezi Pyrope said: S3ND D4MM1T!

Terezi Pyrope said: OH

Terezi Pyrope said: 1T S3NT

Riley Strider said: FUCK TEXAS.

Dirk Strider said: Alright. I need some of you to PM me everyone that's with you so I can get a head count.

Dirk Strider said: Then I need you guys to figure out where you're at so we can reconvene. If you're all the way in Virginia, then I'm gonna guess we're all over the US.

Dirk Strider said: I know "Minnesota" is a vague location to meet at, but if Davesprite and Jadesprite are already heading there to find Jade, we might as well head that way too.

Porrim Maryam said: Okay, I just read everything.

Porrim Maryam said: I think everyo+ne sho+uld kno+w I'm still o+n the ship. I'm with the kids.

Porrim Maryam said: Damara and Vriska are here to+o+. Porrim Maryam said: The go+o+d news is, we're all o+kay. The bad news is... Vriska hijacked the ship.

Dirk Strider said: ...

Redglare said: 1 pr3sum3 sh3's c4p4bl3 of r34d1ng th1s too, 1n th4t c4s3.

Terezi Pyrope said: VR1SK4 WH4T TH3 FUCK

Lil Hal said: Operation: Turnip Function in progress.

Porrim Maryam said: Oh hey, yo+'re right.

Porrim Maryam said: @Vriska Serket 🖕

Porrim Maryam said: Oh, hey Hal. Can yo+u turn do+wn the interco+m in the nursery? Thanks.

Lil Hal said: Any requests?

Vriska Serket said: I can't 8elieve how l8me you guys are to have to install a totally unhelpful Microsoft Word paperclip app just to get around!!!!!!!!

Porrim Maryam said: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF7YQKgj1yA Play this fo+r the kids.

Terezi Pyrope said: TH4NK YOU PORR1M Terezi Pyrope said: 1 H4V3 B33N SOOTH3D

Porrim Maryam said: Yo+u're welco+me.

Terezi Pyrope said: BUT NO R34LLY TH4NKS FOR LOOK1NG OUT FOR TH3 K1DS

Meulin Leijon: John says he'd like to punch you in the face, Vriska. But he said it in a manner that conveys some measure of mirth and fondness.

Meulin Leijon: I'm going to take this opportunity to fill out some kind of census. John is here. Kankri is here too. Jade's grandfather has been brandishing a potato gun and just handed me an explosive, as is Jake's grandmother. I can also see the two new people who, evidently, were not in on a scheme to kill us. Meulin Leijon: Oh. And I am Rose. Meulin is here, too. Along with Gamzee. That's probably everyone.

Dirk Strider said: Thanks Rose. I'm gonna guess those extra two are Jude and Joey.

Jude Harley said: yes it's true I'm here

Meulin Leijon: Yes. My head hurts immensely, and looking at this screen is only slightly less painful than looking at our surroundings.

Jude Harley said: I think I'm done with my meltdown to share a theory I have

Davenforth Strider said: Looks like i got lif qirin derek riley penny roxanne koda the mayor big ass clown and littler big ass clown

Dirk Strider said: Cool. Dirk Strider said: Terezi? Redglare? What about you guys?

Jude Harley said: ok I'm just gonna say it Jude Harley said: minnesota is where the crocker corp headquarters is

Redglare: 4ccounts for 3v3ryon3 1n th3 cr3w of my c4st3, your s1bl1ng, M1tun4 4r4n34, D43los and Ny4l4h.

Meulin Leijon: Right. Meulin Leijon: Jane's little crown. It's all rather convenient.

Dave Strider said: also karkat

Redglare said: Y3s.

John Egbert said: vriska, i'm going to punch you in your cheek meat!!!

John Egbert said: oh wait, rose already said that.

John Egbert said: anyway, uh yeah guys jamison fixed my comm. anybody hear news of jade?

Vriska Serket said: I guess you'll have to catch me first! :::;)

Dirk Strider said: Jade is in Minnesota. Presumably at the Crocker Corp. HQ. Dirk Strider said: Also, let me get a list going here.

Dirk Strider said: ...

Dirk Strider said: Nobody has Roxy or Jake with them?

Redglare said: Do3sn't s33m.

Dirk Strider said: James, Calliope and/or Caliborn aren't accounted for either. Dirk Strider said: Fuck. Maybe they're together somewhere and they aren't checking their shit. Hold up. I'll PM them.

John Egbert said: :(

Sollux Captor said: hey tz, if y0u're still reading this... i h0pe y0u're n0t 0ut there driving a car s0mewhere.

Terezi Pyrope said: H3Y SOLLUX

Terezi Pyrope said: 1D K1LL FOR 4 C4R

Terezi Pyrope said: ON3 ON ON3 F1GHT W1TH 4 CHOL3RB34R, TH4TS M3

Sollux Captor said: plz d0 n0t fight bears.

JOHN: don't worry ...whoever got kidnapped! if you got kidnapped! we'll save you!

Terezi Pyrope said: 1LL F1GHT 4 B34R 1F 1T M34NT TR4NSPORT4T1ON 4ND 4D3QU4T3 H34T1NG

Terezi Pyrope sent FUCKSNOWH4RD1NTH3GON4DS.jpeg

[[ It is a selfie with herself, Karkat, Nyalah, Dave, Redglare, Daelos, Aranea, Mituna, Latula, and Mindfang all smooshed together by a firepit. They look freezing.]]

[[ Don't forget the blurr that is Nyalah is way too close to Terezi. 833 ]]

Sollux Captor said: well i d0n't see any bears driving scuttlebuggies in that ph0t0 s0 it l00ks like y0u're shit 0ut 0f luck.

Terezi Pyrope said: W31RD3R TH1NGS H4V3 H4PP3N3D

Sollux Captor said: thanks f0r being a living blanket th0 @Nyalah Leijon.

Terezi Pyrope said: 1 WONT B3T 4G41NST B34RS 1N BUGG13S

Nyalah Leijon said: im ghay

Sollux Captor said: makes sense.

Nyalah Leijon: 👍

Terezi Pyrope said: GH4Y Y4....GH4Y4Y Y444444

Terezi Pyrope said: LOV3 YOU SOLLUX

Terezi Pyrope said: SL33P T1GHT

Terezi Pyrope said: PL34S3 34T 4 S4NDW1CH

Terezi Pyrope said: <>

Sollux Captor said: please eat a bear. 0r d0n't.

Sollux Captor said: <>

Terezi Pyrope said: 1LL 34T 3V3RY GODD4MN B34R UNT1L TH3Y PRODUC3 4 C4R, M4RK MY WORDS

Terezi Pyrope said: <> YOU THOUGH

  01/09/2639 Rose Lalonde said: I appear to be the only one awake at our location. And this device appears to be functioning. Rose Lalonde said: Whether it was said before or not, we are in a city. No structure appears to be any less than thirty stories tall, at minimum, and we appear to be in the greater Buffalo area in upstate New York. Rose Lalonde said: The structures are not human made and I have seen advertisements for every cut of meat imaginable, fried and stuffed between two buns and smothered in hot sauce. Rose Lalonde said: Guy Fieri is plastered all over the city. I do not know if this visage is meant to be a symbolic reminder, or if he truly sits at the top of the tallest tower in the city, watching us scurrying down below. Rose Lalonde said: The city is densely populated, to an extreme, and yet, we are alone. No one has acknowledged us, yet. No one seems willing to take that risk, reflecting our questions with gormless smiles and bared teeth. Something I might charitably call a grin, under more favorable circumstances. Rose Lalonde said: I would also normally reflect on consumerism and human nature, in an environment like this. But there is only one kind of consumerism and a distinct alien presence. Rose Lalonde said: I've said before that there's no major industry here. Now there is precisely one. Despite the streets being as tight and claustrophobic as they are, I have seen many trucks pass through with massive trailers, plastered with advertisements for unfamiliar meals at prices practically giving them away. Rose Lalonde said: It should be painfully obvious that I do not trust the food here. Rose Lalonde said: We don't have a plan, yet. We're going to have to continue on foot, since no one else appears to have a vehicle but the truck drivers, but we are fortunate to remain, for the moment, unseen by the looming spires of the city itself. Rose Lalonde said: Perhaps we will remain so. I have had a dizzying time trying to find focus or insight. Perhaps that is the most maddening thing of all-- one's head denied the simple luxury of peace with a constant sensory barrage. Rose Lalonde said: For now, I will close this thread and leave it for posterity. Perhaps someone will read this. Rose Lalonde said: It is a slight respite from darker thoughts. Rose Lalonde closed the thread. Dave Strider said: i could actually hear you saying that word for word in your actual voice rose Dave Strider said: any updates anybody Dave Strider said: breaking news theres still a shit ton of snow everywhere Terezi Pyrope said: ST1LL COLD3R TH4N 4 W3LL D1GG3RS 4SS Weramiru Qirin said: Currently refueling in order to continue to the appointed location. Will update once on the road again.

  01/10/2639 Davenforth Strider said: Anybody else hear about the dual juggalo presidents Dave Strider said: what Redglare: Wh4t. Terezi Pyrope said: LM4O WH4T Davenforth Strider said: Yeah thats a thing Dave Strider said: hahaha Dave Strider said: dont make me stop and check my com for this Davenforth Strider said: Apparently those not deemed sufficiently mirthful have been killed off Davenforth Strider said: Explains the lack of people Terezi Pyrope said: YOUR3 K1DD1NG M3 Terezi Pyrope said: TH3 CLOWNS TOOK CONTROL OF TH3 GOV3RNM3NT? WH4T TH3 FUCK! Davenforth Strider said: Pretty sure a certain fish handed it to them but yeah Dave Strider said: no Takoda Nitram said: 1T SEEMS... AWFULLY S1M1LAR TO THE STRUCTURE OF THE ALTERN1AN GOVERNMENT... Davenforth Strider said: Makes sense Terezi Pyrope said: UNB3L13V4BL3 Terezi Pyrope said: TH3 4LT3RN14N GOV3RNM3NT W4S L4RG3LY SUPPORT3D BY TH3 JUD1C14L SYST3M Terezi Pyrope said: WH1CH 1SNT 4LL TH4T GR34T 31TH3R, M1ND Terezi Pyrope said: BUT 1TS 4 H3LL OF 4 LOT B3TT3R TH4N FR34K1N CLOWNS! Davenforth Strider said: So anyway theres a ton of road blocks so were gonna be passing through dc Terezi Pyrope is livestreaming M1SS1ONONE-OBT41NFOOD1BL3S. [[ It is a video of Karkat walking carefully across a frozen over river. Not long after, he falls right on his butt, sliding slowly across the ice. ]] [[ There were a couple minutes of Karkat punching the ice until he slowly rose to his feet and began backing away inch by inch. There's voices in the background as Terezi, Dave, Aranea, and Daelos converse. Karkat again moves to punch the ice, but this time he falls straight through on his first one. SPLOOSH. ]] [[ The camera is jostled wildly as Terezi begins sprinting ]] Roxanne Lalonde said: Uh. Welp... Roxanne Lalonde: You guys ok over there :(( [[ Karkat does not appear. However, a fish is thrown out of the hole. ]] [[ Two more fly out and an incoming fish presumably hits Terezi as there is a distinct OOF! and all the viewers see now is snow ]]

  01/11/2639 Roxanne Lalonde Posted a video [Its a brief half minute clip of the bus crew (Minus penny because shes covering her ears) jamming out with beat boxing and singing kelly clarkson, shot from her comm.] Roxanne Lalonde said: takin' a break from plannin' for sudden musical number on the road Roxanne Lalonde said: Hows everyone else hangin in there? Terezi Pyrope said: SM3LLS L1K3 YOU GUYS M4D3 YOURS3LV3S 4 R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN >:] Roxanne Lalonde said: We sure are tryin' our best. Dirk Strider liked this. Terezi Pyrope said: H3R3S US, H4NG1NG Terezi Pyrope sent YUKONH3RO3S.jpeg [[ Though they are all still huddling together by the fire, they seem in much better spirits today and...pretty well fed. ]] Terezi Pyrope said: OH Y34H @PorrimMaryam @DamaraMegido Terezi Pyrope sent MCUPD4T34U.jpeg [[ It's a single picture of Mituny. He looks a tiny bit different. ]] [[He's still sparking actually. Despite STILL being face down in snow]] Porrim Maryam said: ... Is he alright? Terezi Pyrope sent WH4TDOYOUC4LLTH1S.jpeg [[ His face is toward the camera now, and he's making a sexual gesture. ]] Porrim Maryam said: Oh, yeah. He's go+o+d. Porrim Maryam said: @Mituna Captor Stay warm please. <3 Kankri Vantas said: I sec9nd P9rrims m9ti9n that Mituna y9u sh9uld indeed refrain fr9m laying y9urself 9ut in the sn9w in assumed frigid temperatures in the way that y9u are d9ing. It cann9t 6e g99d f9r y9ur health, n9r must is feel g99d t9 6e pressing y9ur face int9 fr9zen water. Mituna Captor Sent: [[ It's a video of him building another snow middle finger with psionics. This time for Kankri]] @Kankri Vantas Dave Strider said: nobody can read that Kankri Vantas said: @Mituna Captor That is very rude. Porrim Maryam liked this. Meulin Leijon said: ~(=^. .^) < KANKRI. Meulin Leijon said: (^./.^)ﾉ < I WILL COME OVER THERE AND SIT ON YOU. Dave Strider said: sup meu Kankri Vantas said: Especially t9wards s9me9ne wh9 is attempting t9 sh9w y9u any shred 9f c9ncern. Kankri Vantas said: Als9 Meulin please d9 n9t, y9ur main f9cus sh9uld 6e resting y9urself. Meulin Leijon said: ヽ(=^･ω･^=)丿< DAVE!!! Meulin Leijon said: (^-人-^) < I WENT THROUGH A WALL. Dave Strider said: why Dirk Strider said: Yo, what? Meulin Leijon said: (^./.^) < LOOK. IT HAS BEEN SUCH A DAY. Kankri Vantas said: This is true, I can attest t9 it. Meulin Leijon said: (=ＴェＴ=) < MAYBE JUST TRY GRUBTUBING THE LATEST EPISODE OF GUY'S BIG BITE. Meulin Leijon said: (^●ㅅ●^)ﾉ < (IT'S ME. I'M THE EPURRSODE.) Davenforth Strider said: Tokyo meu meu you okay Kankri Vantas said: A f9rwarning if y9u d9 manage t9 find clips 9f it; #trigger warning: vi9lence #vulgar language #swearing #attempts at murder #menti9ns 9f cana6alism #sharp 96jects #dr9nes #expl9si9ns Meulin Leijon said: ~(=^..^)旦~ < I HAVE JOHN DOCTORING AND STRONG CARRYING ARMS TO SUPPURRT ME IN MY TIME OF N33D. I'VE NEVER BEEN BETTER. Meulin Leijon said: d(=^･ω･^=)b < I ALSO GOT MY EDIBLES BACK. Davenforth Strider said: Dope were gonna go kill the presidents 👍 Dave Strider said: kankri no Kankri Vantas said: Are y9u 6eing legitimately seri9us? @Davenforth Strider Dirk Strider said: Oh okay. Meulin Leijon said: ฅ(≚ᄌ≚) < GOOD LUCK AND HAVE FUN. Weremiru Qirin said: Of course he is. Kankri Vantas said: Ah. Kankri Vantas said: Well d9 6e careful. Terezi Pyrope said: NOT TO 1NT3RRUPT TH3 1MM1N3NT DOWNF4LL OF 4 T3RR1BL3 SOC13TY, BUT 3V3RYON3 PL34S3 P4Y CLOS3 4TT3NT1ON TO M1TUN4'S V1D3O Terezi Pyrope said: >;] Rhodri "Summoner" Nitram said: @Davenforth Strider go for the eyeballs boo, Davenforth Strider said: Oh shit hes talking to me again Rhodri "Summoner" Nitram said: now w1th marg1nally less sh1t too, Rhodri "Summoner" Nitram said: 1t's a late chr1stmas m1racle, Some MotherFuck said: :o) Meulin Leijon said: (=^･ｪ･^=) < WAIT, SHIT. I'M NOT SUPPAWSED TO TALK ABOUT NIP ON THE PUBLIC FURUM. SOMEONE HACK ME AND DELETE THAT Meulin Leijon said: ~(=ΦェΦ) < BAL33T THAT ONE TOO. Dirk Strider said: Lmao. Rhodri "Summoner" Nitram said: @Some MotherFuck subtle, Kankri Vantas said: This is why it is imp9rtant t9 pr99f read y9ur messages 6ef9re y9u send them. H9wever given the circumstances we are all experiencing I 6elieve y9u are entitled t9 an am9unt 9f leniency, Meulin. Meulin Leijon said: ヾ(э^・ω・^)э < @Dirk Strider LMEOW ALL YOU WANT YOU FUCK, BUT I'M COMING FUR YOU. Davenforth Strider said: Kinky Meulin Leijon said: (^◔ᆺ◔^) < @Kankri Vantas THANKS...... Dirk Strider said: @Meulin Leijon Please do. Kankri Vantas said: @Meulin Leijon Y9u are welc9me. Meulin Leijon said: ε=ε=ε=ヾ(э^・ｪ・^)э Meulin Leijon said: ヾ(э^◐ω◐^)э ( ( | Meulin Leijon said: ヾ(э^>ω<^)=э( ( | Dirk Strider said: 👍 Meulin Leijon said: ヾ(э^>ω<^)👍 Terezi Pyrope said: @PorrimMaryam @DamaraMegido Terezi Pyrope said: M1TUN4S CONSTRUCT1NG 4 SYMBOL R3PR3S3NT1NG 4 C3RT41N ORG4N OUT OF COMMON R3SOURC3S Terezi Pyrope said: TH4T 1S, H3S M4K1NG 4 SNOW D1CK Terezi Pyrope said: W1TH R3D 4ND BLU3 FUZZYS Terezi Pyrope said: HMMM 1 WOND3R WH4T 1T COULD B3 >;o >;o >;o >;o >;o Porrim Maryam said: Wait, what??? Damara Megido said: ORGAN TO BE PENETRATING HEART CREVICES WITH MUCH LOVE. PLEASE BE STAYING SAFE. I 8==D <3 HIM ALSO. Terezi Pyrope said: PORR1MS G3TT1NG W4RM Porrim Maryam said: Oh my Go+d?? Ho+w?? Porrim Maryam said: Actually, I'll wo+rry abo+ut that later. I'm just go+ing to+ go+ pro+cess this while I babysit all yo+ur kids. @Dirk Strider @Sollux Captor Just FYI yo+ur so+n is crying again at this ungo+dly ho+ur. [[Jinjin is petting him. DUDE.]] Terezi Pyrope said: >:D Terezi Pyrope said: T3LL S1R1 SH3 1S LOV3D SO MUCH Terezi Pyrope said: 4ND W3LL BR1NG H3R HOM3 4 SOUV3N1R Terezi Pyrope said: L1K3 4 POL4R B34R OR SOM3 SH1T Roxanne Lalonde said: For real shout out to porrim for watchin' our kids though. youre the best. @Porrim Maryam

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Davenforth Strider said: You the real mvp Jake English: ATTENTION ATTENTION. I HATE TO DISRUPT THIS BROADCAST BUT IM ONLINE! For only a split second im not certain how long this will last. Jake English: Im not sure where we are! But jade is here and shes awful and monsterous. Ive been told im an essential piece to for janes new empire? I havent the faintest clue what she means and thats the worst part! Jake English: Were imprisoned. James roxy and... the cherubs i think only. I havent heard from caliborn but he sounded so si-- Jake English is experiencing connectivity problems. Please wait. Dirk Strider said: Jake??? Dirk Strider said: Dammit. Come back. Jake English is experiencing connectivity problems. Please wait. Jake English said: Were hanging on as much as we can. Im so terribly afraid but PLEASE STAY SAFE. Jake English said: Sollux dirk? I love you. Jake English went offline. Dirk Strider said: I love you too.

  01/12/2639

John Egbert said: guy fieri tried to eat us on national tv. apparently cannibalism is big in america rn.

Terezi Pyrope said: W3LL... 1F CONDY 1S TRY1NG TO TURN 34RTH 1NTO 4NOTH3R 4LT3RN14

Terezi Pyrope said: TH4TS NOT 3NT1R3LY SURPR1S1NG

Terezi Pyrope said: CONS1D3R1NG TH3 R3GUL4R D13T OF TROLLS >:/

Terezi Pyrope said: 1 4POLOG1Z3 ON B3H4LF OF MY OWN SP3C13S

John Egbert said: yeah. this really sucks. our planet used to be really cool. i mean, it had it's issues, don't get me wrong but...pretty much everything good and unqiue about it has been twisted and perverted beyond all recognition.

John Egbert said: i don't blame trolls, though. i blame one stupid bitch.

Dave Strider said: what the fuck is even happening Dave Strider said: nevermind i stopped asking

John Egbert said: k. well it looks like rose may have killed guy fieri. unconfirmed though...she's hurt but she will be okay.

Dave Strider said: wait a fucking minute i just scrolled up

Dave Strider said: hang in there rose but what about jade being awful and monsterous Dave Strider said: is that seriously the only communication we have from that side

Dave Strider said: somebody has to have something right

Dirk Strider said: I've been trying to get ahold of him. No dice. Dirk Strider said: At least it confirms all the missing folks are in the same place. All we can do is keep moving towards Minnesota.

John Egbert said: at least if jade is being awful and monsterous we know she's physically okay! :O

John Egbert said: she must be under some kind of hypnosis or mind control type thing.

Dave Strider said: thanks guys i feel so much better now but you know what would really make it all better Dave Strider said: sending me a hallmark card with a pre written sentiment of Dave Strider said: sorry we dont know what the fuck is going on but your wife is ok probably

John Egbert said: i'm worried about jade too.

John Egbert said: and jake. and my dad.

John Egbert said: and roxy. :/

John Egbert said: and heck, even fucking caliborn.

Terezi Pyrope sent C4RD.jpeg [[ It is a card as requested. Decorated with lavish colors, Terezi probably made it in two seconds on her phone. "SORRY W3 DONT KNOW WH4T TH3 FUCK 1S GO1NG ON BUT YOUR W1F3 1S OK PROB4BLY. LOV3, 3V3RYON3! (Hallmark™ is squished in near the bottom.) ]]

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Dave Strider said: oh sorry Dave Strider said: i forgot its just jade im worrying about while everyone else outnumbers with their trapped love ones Dave Strider said: because apparently somethings got her hurting them and whatever that somethin is is making her less of a person and less in danger Dave Strider said: fuck you guys

John Egbert said: what the heck.

John Egbert said: nobody said anyhing like that.

John Egbert said: stop thinking you're the only one that cares about jade, you dumb ass!

Terezi Pyrope said: YOU JUST S41D 1N YOUR OWN WORDS TH4T 4 C4RD WOULD M4K3 1T B3TT3R D4V3 Terezi Pyrope said: >:/ Terezi Pyrope said: SORRY FOR T4K1NG YOU L1T3R4LLY SO YOU WOULDNT B3 SUCH 4 GRUMP!

Dave Strider said: whatever

Davesprite said: maybe idk cut it out with the pissing contests of whos having it worse right now Davesprite said: @ everyone Davesprite said: give me an update on where you are ill fly out to meet whoevers closest

John Egbert said: ughhh. i thought since we'd be able to talk to eachother we'd use this thing to support eachother but noooo. you have to be a jerk instead.

John Egbert said: and where have you been!!!

Dave Strider said: apparently you already know because you know everything @davesprite

Davesprite said: minnesota keeping an eye on the prison peeps

Dave Strider said: you motherfucker

Davesprite said: Bv

Terezi Pyrope said: OH, W3R3 ONLY SOM3WH3R3 1N TH3 W1LD3RN3SS OF TH3 L4RG3ST ST4T3 OF 4M3R1C4!!!!

Kankri Vantas said: There seems t9 6e s9me 6udding tensi9n in this thread, perhaps we sh9uld all take a m9ment t9 calm 9urselves 6ef9re c9ntinuing?

Terezi Pyrope said: >8[

John Egbert said: stop being cagey and spill what you know before i come out of the sky and elbow drop you.

Dave Strider said: shut the fuck up kankri

John Egbert said: oh HELL no.

John Egbert said: don't talk to him like that. he's just trying to help!

Dave Strider said: hes trying to be an asshole

Meulin Leijon said: (^..^) < CAN WE TALK? @Dave Strider

Davesprite said: omg Davesprite said: 🍿

Kankri Vantas said: J9hn is c9rrect, I am 9nly attempting t9 defuse the situati9n 6ecause agressi9n, and disatisfacti9n 6etween 9ur seperated gr9ups w9uld n9t 6e ideal 9r helpful t9 9ur different situati9ns.

John Egbert said you're an idiot!!!! davesprite just said he has info on what's going on with our loved ones and you'd rather spend time bullying kankri.

John Egbert said: i am going to piss on all of you i swear to god!!!

Davesprite said: word Davesprite said: im just chillin

Kankri Vantas said: I cann9t claim t9 understand what y9u are g9ing thr9ugh @Dave Strider h9wever y9u are n9t making y9urself very 9pen t9 every9ne else's current c9ncerns and w9rries.

Jade Strider said: if you ask me youre all stupid Jade Strider said: it's not like i forgot how to use a computer all of a sudden Jade Strider said: but good luck with your really productive plans, i mean really good job guys

Kankri Vantas said: Als9 J9hn I d9nt think that will 6e necessary.

Dirk Strider said: As much as it pains me to say this, Kankri is right. Dirk Strider said: We're in The Shit too deep to be at each other's throat-- Oh ok.

Dirk Strider said: Damn.

Dave Strider said: ill agress disatisfy and separate your

Dave Strider said: jade wait

Jade Strider said: sorry, but i have things to do Jade Strider said: starting with somebody who broke the rules Jade Strider said: but ill see you all soon im sure

Jade Strider said: no guarantees youll see him though

Dirk Strider said: What?

Dirk Strider said: Who are you talking about?

Kankri Vantas said: That s9unds rather 9min9us.

Dirk Strider said: No FUCK.

Dave Strider said: JADE

John Egbert said: jade :(

Terezi Pyrope said: D1RK, DONT L1ST3N TO H3R Terezi Pyrope said: 1F SH3S SUPPOS3D TO B3 3V1L R1GHT NOW, 1S 1T SUCH 4 GOOD 1D34 TO TRUST WH4T SH3 S4YS?

Davesprite said: ruh roh

Dave Strider said: shes not evil this isnt her Dave Strider said: jade come on Dave Strider said: bust through whatevers got your head Dave Strider said: its me

John Egbert said: dave sprite if you're not going to say anything useful or explain anything then shut your butt.

Dave Strider said: seconded Dave Strider said: also meu later ok

Davesprite said: this has happened before Davesprite said: thats why talking to her aint gonna help Davesprite said: she cant be reasoned with and shes not going to stop

Dave Strider said: thanks youre so fuckin helpful what would we do without you

Davesprite said: make due i guess

JOHN: is there any way we can help her?

Kankri Vantas said: Dave that h9nestly s9unded rather negative and n9t sincere at all.

JOHN: other than talking to her, i mean.

Davesprite said: stop her from hurting herself because jade the real jade Davesprite said: wouldnt be putting up with any of this bullshit Davesprite said: you know what she would do? Davesprite said: she would be rallying everyone together and keeping a cool head bc the last thing we fucking need is to fly off the fucking handle Davesprite said: shed be stepping up to the plate and be telling everyone to shut the fuck up and get their head out of their respective asses Davesprite said: because fighting isnt going to resolve any problem Davesprite said: she wouldnt be prioritizing either and getting strength from people who are actually pulling shit off like rose Davesprite said: fuck Davesprite said: who the hell let her do that whos in charge up there Davesprite said: im swinging my whole goddamn sprite tail up to kick some well deserved asses Davesprite said: so lets do this for jade god damn it Davesprite said: she needs us

John Egbert said: it was probably my fault.

John Egbert said: i'm sorry.

John Egbert said: but holy fuck, i am totally on board with everything you just said there. :O

John Egbert said: we're coming for you, jade! love you! even if you are evil rn!

Jadesprite said: i cant really remember being that way Jadesprite said: but i think the real jade would be able to help and i think hes right Jadesprite said: i dont want things to go wrong again Jadesprite said: if anyone can do something then i know you all can

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Dave Strider said: shes not evil

Jadesprite said: its ok dave

Jadesprite said: i dont think she would mind

Davesprite said: theres only one thing to do egbert Davesprite said: watch out for rose for fucks sake Davesprite said: and dave wow Davesprite said: get your shit together and stop being in denial that this is actually happening Davesprite said: and is going to keep happening forever because bad shit happens to good people Davesprite said: and youre nobody special so lets stop feeling sorry for ourselves for five goddamn seconds Davesprite said: be cool for at least two of those seconds

Dave Strider said: youre one to talk

Jade Harley said: can you both shut up? jesus Jade Harley said: i am not sure how i ever put up with all of this endless self flagellation and pity Jade Harley said: it is so stupid and boring Jade Harley said: jadesprite is right though Jade Harley said: i dont mind being called evil, in fact i think of it as a compliment

John Egbert said: i am going to hug and kiss the everloving shit out of you!

Dave Strider said: because youre not actually jade

Jade Harley said: i am very much jade Jade Harley said: im just not weak and sad anymore Jade Harley said: it is so much better

Jade Harley said: im finally in control

Dave Strider said: jade was never weak you bitch Dave Strider said: stop using her as your plaything

Davenforth Strider said: Dave

Jade Harley said: i dont expect you to get it, im sure you liked me that way Jade Harley said: thinking i wouldnt notice when you betrayed my trust Jade Harley said: but i can be generous, i even did you a favor and sent you off to be with your favorite people Jade Harley said: youd better make the most of it, i cant promise itll last much longer

Dave Strider said: what the fuck are you talking about Dave Strider said: when did i betray you Dave Strider said: i mean jade Dave Strider said: what do you mean my favorite people

John Egbert said: dave, stop talking to her. she's just trying to fuck with you. John Egbert said: and she can fuck with you better than anybody else because she knows you the best!

Dave Strider said: i need to know

John Egbert said: trust the jade you know. trust all the years you spent together.

Jade Harley said: its cute how coy youre being, but you dont need to hide it anymore Jade Harley said: i really dont care Jade Harley said: anyway, back to business Jade Harley has left the thread.

Dave Strider has left the thread.

Redglare said: N33d to know wh4t sh3 h4s 1n common w1th th3 Crock3r wom4n. Redglare said: S4w h3r t3ch, th3 crown. J4d3 do3sn't h4v3 4nyth1ng l1k3 th4t on h3r h34d. Redglare said: 4nd th3y d1dn't t4k3 4nyon3 3ls3. Redglare said: Th3n s33 1f w3 c4n us3 th4t.

Jolene English said: wait! now that you mention it... Jolene English said: what about her cybernetics? she has a brain implant, doesn't she? Redglare said: ...Y3s.

Equius Zahhak said: D --> It makes a disturbing amount of sense. It could be the coding in her implant. If that's the case then shouldn't Bec be affected as well

Redglare said: Pot3nt14lly. Vuln3r4bl3 4t l34st.

Porrim Maryam said: Sho+uld I keep an eye o+n him? He do+esn't seem to+ be acting up...

Equius Zahhak said: D --> If it is not too much trouble, yes please. Sawtooth should be adequate protection if any trouble arises

Porrim Maryam said: Go+t it.

Horuss Zahhak said: Hello. I couldn't help but overhear the trouble abraying. And in times such as these, I feel as if a trot of good news is neighcessary. Horuss Zahhak said: The ship is still cloaked and well hidden. Your infestation of offspring are not due to be found or captured any time soon if I am to have any nicker about it.

Vriska Serket said: Everything is under control, you lame lame lamey lame scared losers. ::::)

Equius Zahhak said: D --> You're still aboard the ship Horuss? Please continue cloaking the ship. Inform me of any troubles Horuss Zahhak said: Of horse! The idiot cer001ean has abs001tely failed to notice my presence in the bridge.

Equius Zahhak said: D --> Vriska, shut up

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Porrim Maryam said: I'm no+t really sure where Vriska is taking us but... So+ lo+ng as we're clo+aked and safe, I guess I do+n't really care.

Vriska Serket said: ........ Get the fuck out other weird sweaty Zahhak!!!!!!!!

Horuss Zahhak said: Neighver.

Vriska Serket said: Uuuuuuuugh. Annoying, but managea8le. I don't give a fuck!

Horuss Zahhak said: Your mane of hair is quite terrible a sight from behind.

Vriska Serket said: Then you have shit t8ste. :::;)

Horuss Zahhak said: Oh. Well, in fairness, we are discussing you. Horuss Zahhak said: So I suppose the insult can still be applicable?

Vriska Serket said: No, actually. Nice try.

Horuss Zahhak said: Whatever keeps you distracted long enough, Serket. I do not sleep.

Damara Megido uploaded a picture: @Terezi Pyrope @Karkat Vantas [[ It's a picture of Sirius taking a nap with Blob. ]] QUIET NOW. REST COME. PLEASE COME HOME SAFE SOON. Damara Megido said: @Mituna Captor HE IS OUT HERE TOO, YES? HOPE HAS MADE SO MANY THINGS IN SNOW. WHOLE FOREST. IT IS BEAUTIFUL. Damara Megido said: WE WILL GO TOGETHER. MAKE BEAUTIFUL DICK FOREST. Damara Megido uploaded a picture: [[ The same as before, although now Sirius is half awake, squinting at Finn who is draped halfway across Blob. ]] CHALLENGER HAS COME. Damara Megido said: TONIGHT. SO MUCH NONE SLEEP. WHY IS THIS? Damara Megido said: PERHAPS TOO MUCH PLAY. NO GOOD. THE REST MUST BE COMING SOON.

  01/13/2639

Dirk Strider said: Hey, it's been kinda quiet. Everyone good?

Riley Strider said: yeah, baby. we're good over here. Sawtooth said: 👍

Penny Lane said: @Jude Harley met another cute nerd. reminds me of you.

Jude Harley said: oh okay Jude Harley said: I've only met zombies and guy fieri thus far

Penny Lane said: Im saying I miss you you fuck.

Rose Lalonde said: 

Riley Strider said: hey jude.

Jude Harley said: oh......... Jude Harley said: I miss you too

Jude Harley said: hello riley

Penny Lane said: kick a zombie in the dick for me baby.

Riley Strider said: don't make it bad.

Riley Strider said: take a sad song and make it better.

Penny Lane said: Ill suplex Riley for you in return.

Penny Lane said: 💋

Jude Harley said: hahaha Jude Harley said: wait don't actually do that...

Penny Lane said: TOO LATE.

Riley Strider said: ko'd.

Dirk Strider said: @Dave Strider Hey I'm asking for status reports here.

Dirk Strider said: @Redglare @Terezi Pyrope @Karkat Vantas Or any of y'all.

Dirk Strider said: Ok one of them should have responded.

John Egbert said: @Dave Strider @Dave Strider @Dave Strider

  01/15/2639

Rufioh Nitram said: @ Gamzee Makara @ Meulin Leijon Rufioh Nitram said: 1t's k1ll1ng me that 1'm not out there too.

Gamzee Makara said: less ache on having him be where he is. Gamzee Makara said: KNOWING MOTHERFUCKING WELL IN THIS HERE PUSHER OF MINE. Gamzee Makara said: that sentiment ring on true were roles to be inverse. Gamzee Makara said: STILL CANNOT REFUTE WHAT RINGS SO FUCKING CLEAR. Gamzee Makara said: that feel on relief you not being.

Rufioh Nitram said: guess 1 can't really compla1n... 1t's been crazy qu1et around here. Rufioh Nitram said: but 1 hear myself th1nk too... and 1 m1ss you. most of all. Rufioh Nitram said: 1 w1sh a lot of th1s sh1t never played out l1ke 1t d1d. then 1 could be w1th you... and l1ve w1th myself. know1ng what 1 do.

Gamzee Makara said: AIN'T NONE DAY WHAT GO BY THAT DON'T HAPPEN WITHOUT ME HAVING A THINK ON YOU. Gamzee Makara said: wishing and hoping both some what can be equal measure on yourses insides salvation or damned. Gamzee Makara said: BUT LIVE ON BROTHER MINE, LIKE MOTHER FUCKING FIRES ARE SUPPOSED. Gamzee Makara said: selfish ask perhaps, but that how a clown be, even in the now.

Rufioh Nitram said: no more self1sh than 1 am, bro... and 1 started th1s sh1t on a publ1c thread when folks all have other stuff to worry about. Rufioh Nitram said: 1 just... want to see you aga1n.

Gamzee Makara said: WHICH WHY KEEP ON GOIN' BE OF SUCH FINEASS IMPORT. Gamzee Makara said: so that brothers and all else can come to another once more.

Rufioh Nitram said: heh... Rufioh Nitram said: can't make that prom1se when a dude's go1ng st1rcrazy when the next t1me that's gonna be.

Rufioh Nitram said: 1 love you.

Gamzee Makara said: MOTHERFUCKER CAN PICTURE HIM FLUTTERIES SOMETHING VIVID. :o) Gamzee Makara said: some miraculous sight. Gamzee Makara said: HAHAHA. Gamzee Makara said: have my love on yous too.

Rufioh Nitram said: damn... motherfucker... now 1 know 1t's true. }:)

Gamzee Makara said: BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IT FOR AIN'T NONE SHIT MORE SURE THAN THAT NOISE. Gamzee Makara said: gravity some flimsyass concept next to what i say on you.

Rufioh Nitram said: word... that's all 1 need to know.

Gamzee Makara said: <3 :o) Gamzee Makara said: MIGHT BE IN HIM INTEREST THAT SISTER MEU SLAY DOWN SOME HORN BEAST. Gamzee Makara said: she never stop being mighty.

Rufioh Nitram said: ohhh... Rufioh Nitram said: that's pretty badass... but also... Rufioh Nitram said: 1 hope everyth1ng turned out alr1ght w1th that.... hornbeast... Rufioh Nitram said: and hunt1ng 1t... 1'm guess1ng. }B(

Gamzee Makara said: NONE CHOICE LEFT OPEN WHEN FACED WITH VAST WHITE. Gamzee Makara said: comfort in knowing there be ways to keep on, yeah? Gamzee Makara said: EVEN IF SO IT BE A BUISNESS BITTERSWEET.

Rufioh Nitram said: some comfort, yeah... hm. Rufioh Nitram said: hey. let me get back to you. Rufioh Nitram said: 1 have some stuff to f1gure out. Rufioh Nitram said: ... Rufioh Nitram said: take care, babe. every day 1 m1ss you 1s a day 1 wonder what the hell 1'm do1ng w1th my l1fe. 1 love you so much. Rufioh Nitram said: <3

Gamzee Makara said: oh, aight. Gamzee Makara said: WILL MAKE ON SURE TO KEEP YOUS UPDATED ON ALLA THESE WICKED HAPPENINGS. Gamzee Makara said: have none fear on me and mine, for will keep alls safe what best a homie manage. Gamzee Makara said: HONK. Gamzee Makara said: sweetass sugarrush flush brother mine, love you some fierce. <3

Rufioh Nitram said: haha... honk. yeah, dogg. }:D Rufioh Nitram has left the thread.

Meulin Leijon said: ... Meulin Leijon said: (≚ᄌ≚)ℒℴѵℯ<3

  01/17/2639

Terezi Pyrope updated her status: This is Karkat Vantas. We were attacked in bumfuck frost-land. Terezi Pyrope said: A lot of shit happened. We weren't and aren't in great shape. Terezi Pyrope said: Redglare's lost a leg. The rest of us have injuries we're recovering from. Terezi Pyrope said: Terezi isn't with us. Terezi Pyrope said: Two fucking assholes are giving us aid. Terezi Pyrope said: Not like we have a choice. Terezi Pyrope said: This is the only comm we have. I'll keep making updates.

Davenforth Strider said: Hold the shit what

Davenforth Strider said: Where are yall

Terezi Pyrope said: "Alaska".

Davenforth Strider said: Okay wow the shit okay fuck

Davenforth Strider said: Do yall have transportation

Terezi Pyrope said: We have two assholes who I'm more than happy to use like sandpaper asswipes. Terezi Pyrope said: We'll meet up with you if it's the last thing they do.

Davenforth Strider said: Cool dope nice

Davenforth Strider said: My bad dude one last thing

Davenforth Strider said: Hows dave

Davenforth Strider said: Okay another last thing

Davenforth Strider said: Im sorry

Terezi Pyrope said: He's resting up and healing. I'm watching him. Terezi Pyrope said: It might not be speedy but looking around I'm not sure who's going to really bounce back up. Terezi Pyrope said: And I am too. Terezi Pyrope said: We've got a storm rolling in. I have to go but I'll keep you all posted on our progress.

Davenforth Strider said: Stay strong

Riley Strider said: wait, healing from what?

Riley Strider said: thanks everyone for being so helpful.

  01/18/2639

Rose Lalonde said: It has been a while since I was in a proper state to look at this. Rose Lalonde said: By which I mean I was still somewhat high from the fumes of Flavortown. Rose Lalonde said: For what it is worth, I offer my condolences. ----- Terezi Pyrope said: This is Daelos Zahhak Terezi Pyrope said: Nyalah died in the night. She was not conscious for the duration of it. She likely died of a combination of blood loss, hypothermia and e%hustion. She fought valiantly to protect and care for her crew mates, yet her death was senseless, easily preventable given proper care . I find blame with the same party responsible for the demise of this account holder. That is all. ----- Terezi Pyrope said: hey Terezi Pyrope said: its dave Terezi Pyrope said: rose im scared about what that means Terezi Pyrope said: also dont doubt for a second the rest of us will catch up with you guys Terezi Pyrope said: i swear i will scoot my ass to minnesota if i have to Terezi Pyrope said: or ride a buffalo what is canada really Terezi Pyrope said: some really shitty stuff happened but Terezi Pyrope said: were not gonna give up Terezi Pyrope said: were not gonna let terezi and nyalah lose their lives in vain Terezi Pyrope said: but we cant let it sink in now Terezi Pyrope said: we have to keep going Terezi Pyrope said: if anybody wants to stop us they gotta kill us Terezi Pyrope said: cuz as long as were breathin Terezi Pyrope said: they dont got shit on us ----- Terezi Pyrope said: im disappointed i havent seen a single fuckin buffalo

  01/20/2639

Meulin Leijon said: ~(=^..^) < HOW IS EFURRYONE DOING? IT'S B33N QUIET...

Aradia Megido said: 👍

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