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[ofunderworldisms]

I don't want to go to work

A memoir by Sia

Siiiiiigh I have to get off for awhile and go to actual hell. Love you all and ill get to replies and such later ❤

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smol tag dump !!!!

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yay for hackers

it has taken me FOREVER back and forth to get into this damn account again. 

long story short i am here. i am alive. i miss you all. when i am not here ( and don’t have a hell of a bunch of real life crazies going on ) then you can find me over at @darklydescended :3

now - read ahead at your own risk. it states WHY exactly i have been gone ( outside of this account needing me to literally hack into it )

a town close to my home flooded devastatingly again where friends and businesses i go to. literally a once in a thousand year flood and this is the SECOND time it has struck in three years.

my cat marcus grew REALLY sick. all of my time was being spent with my mum ( who loved this cat and still cries every single night now in hiding ) had to be put to sleep. i had him eighteen years. it REALLY took an emotional toll on me.

work screwed me over in about a thousand ways and i literally only work nights now which has really messed with my schedule on here.

i almost broke my nose by dropping a folding table on it at work. not fun.

i twisted my ankle at work.

speaking on work we had to have ACTIVE SHOOTER TRAINING certification done. at a thrift store. in case a gunman walks inside of our building. #america 

my cat wheeler stopped eating this past week ( literally only a week after marcus was put to sleep ) and i have been SUPER worried about him. he’s better now-knock on wood-but he still needs dental work done which i plan to help my mum and pop pay for.

that maryland gazette shooting? yeah. my cousin was inside that fucking building when the shooting occurred. he works on the second flood but luckily the gunman only got as far as the first. this happening just a DAY after i had to be certified in active shooter training and nearly had a panic attack going through it because the world is fucked up.

my birthday was the 26th. yay for growing old and not being covered under your parent’s insurance anymore, right?

anyways i am not looking for sympathy or expecting any of you to excuse me for my long absence on here and all of my blogs, really. but i just wanted an official update. i love you all. xx

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Lowkey screams because @tragiicbackstory is still rocking their blog and they are amazing and they liked a post i had. Seriously. You have always been an amazing writer and blog x3

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Help me out, please :3

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STARTERS I STILL OWE

@untcldstories​ ( for audrey) 

@goxinsane​ - starter for opal

@rp-multiblog-homepage​ - starter for @the-sassyass-assassin

@yensidious​ - starter for hector

MEMES I STILL OWE

@femmefatale x 2 - touch meme

PLOT DISCUSSION VIA IM THAT I OWE

@ladymalevxlent

@normalwitch

@patriiiarch

** ONCE AGAIN IF I HAVE MISSED YOUR REPLY , LIKE ON MY STARTER CALL , OR ANYTHING THEN PLEASE LET ME KNOW . AS OF RIGHT NOW THIS IS ALL THAT I AM AWARE OF THAT I OWE . ***

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DESCENDANTS 2 PIN GIVEAWAY

RULES: - MUST BE A ROLEPLAY BLOG I HAVE INTERACTED / ROLEPLAYED WITH. - MUST BE OVER 18.  - MUST BE WILLING TO SEND ME YOUR ADDRESS. - CAN BE INTERNATIONAL, JUST UNDERSTAND IT MAY TAKE LONGER TO GET TO YOU. -ONE ENTRY PER PERSON.

ONE WINNER WILL RECEIVE ONE OF EACH PIN ( UMA, MALVIE, MAL’S DRAGON HEART, RIDE WITH THE TIDE LOGO, MAL, EVIE’S HEART, AND EVIE )

there will be then be 5 winners selected. ( you may pick ONE pin from the remaining dragon heart, ride with the tide, mal, evie, and evie’s heart pins )

if the ride with the tide pin gets selected then the remaining winners can choose from the rest.

total amount of winners: 10.

ENTER BY SENDING ME AN ASK WITH YOUR URL I RP WITH YOU AT.

WINNERS WILL BE SELECTED AT RANDOM BY THE NUMBER CHOOSING SITE. 

ENTRIES ACCEPTED UNTIL NOON ( EST ) ON TUESDAY AUGUST 1ST.

may the odds be ever in your favor. 

If the mail happens to lose your pin then i apologize but i will be unable to replace it. i have no control over the mail company and how they handle anything.

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Tagged by: @whxtsmyname

1ST RULE: tag 9 muns you would like to know better:

@flxrtiisms @mirroring-mirrors @oficyblast @strawberryprincessofdarkness @theirlastregret @techiedcvil @petitxfou @boykingofauradon @evilctte @evilslegacy @inherited-vanity @lilacevil @mostpeculiarmademoiselleetmsieur @nxtallthere @nxtmegara @ofmalevolence @slumberbabe

2ND RULE: BOLD the statements that are true

APPEARANCE:

I am 5'7" or taller

I wear glasses

I have at least one tattoo 

I have at least one piercing

I have blonde hair

I have brown eyes

I have short hair

My abs are at least somewhat defined

I have or have had braces

PERSONALITY:

I love meeting new people

People tell me that I’m funny

Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me

I enjoy physical challenges

I enjoy mental challenges

I’m playfully rude with people I know well

I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it

There is something I would change about my personality

ABILITY:

I can sing well

I can play an instrument

I can do over 30 pushups without stopping

I’m a fast runner

I can draw well

I have a good memory

I’m good at doing math in my head  

I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute

I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling

I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch

I know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES:

I enjoy playing sports

I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else

I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else

I have learned a new song in the past week

I work out at least once a week

I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months

I have drawn something in the past month

I enjoy writing

FANDOMS ARE MY #1 PASSION

I do or have done martial arts

EXPERIENCES:

I have had my first kiss

I have had alcohol

I have scored the winning goal in a sports game

I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting

I have been at an overnight event

I have been in a taxi

I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year

I have beaten a video game in one day

I have visited another country

I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts

RELATIONSHIPS:

I’m in a relationship

I have a crush on a celebrity

I have a crush on someone I know  

I have been in at least 3 relationships

I have never been in a relationship

I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them

I get crushes easily

I have had a crush on someone for over a year

I have been in a relationship for at least a year

I have had feelings for a friend

MY LIFE:

I have at least one person I consider a “best friend”

I live close to my school

My parents are still together

I have at least one sibling

I live in the United States

There is snow right now where I live

I have hung out with a friend in the past month

I have a smartphone

I have at least 15 CDs

I share my room with someone

RANDOM SHIT:

I have breakdanced

I know a person named Jamie

I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce

I have dyed my hair

I’m listening to one song on repeat right now

I have punched someone in the past week

I know someone who has gone to jail

I have broken a bone

I have eaten a waffle today

I know what I want to do with my life

I speak at least 2 languages

I have made a new friend in the past year

[ofunderworldisms]

I PAINTED MY BLUE CHILD.

&& i am super proud of how it turned out.

should i post it?

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booksenchantmentsbeauty

  I am not hyhy. Gdi that’s like calling me moon...

*Hadie voice* Hyhy

HYACINTH VOICE ! !

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uma we ALL see you trying to grab Mal’s ass. don’t even deny it.

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"EVERYBODY GET UP, IT'S TIME TO SLAM NOW. WE GOT A REAL JAM GOING DOWN, WELCOME TO THE SPACE JAM. HERE'S YOUR CHANCE, DO YOUR DANCE, AT THE SPACE JAM! ALRIGHT!"

Did I answer correctly?

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Q&A thingy

@mintporo / @cremedemint

Rules:

Answer the questions and tag 20 followers you’d like to get to know better!

Name: SIA

Nickname: SIA . MISTRESS OF MALICE . ELVIRA .

Zodiac Sign: Cancer but secretly a Scorpio.

Height: 5′2″

Orientation: Pansexual

Favorite Fruit: Anything that starts with a P. Pineapples. Plums. Pomegranates . Passion fruit . 

Favorite Season: Fall.

Favorite Book Series: we don’t play this game in my house, mate.

Favorite Animal: they go meow.

Coffee/tea/cocoa: @littlexsiren HOT TEA.

Average sleep hours: no sleep count?

Cat or Dog Person: kitties :3

Favorite Fictional Character: Disney verse would have to be Hades, Ursula, Maleficent, or Kuzco / Yzma . In other shows - YSBEAU ( BO ) DENNIS from lost girl, Kenzi Malikov from lost girl, Tamsin from lost girl. pretty much any girl from lost girl except that bitch lauren.

Blog Created: 2 years ago?

Followers: 231! originally over 900 on my first blog ( ofunderworld )

What I define as amazing followers: People that are caring towards others and aren’t asshats that send anon hate 24/7

I tag:

anybody that wants to do this :3

[ofunderworldisms]

I still owe 7 meme replies ( out of like the 20 i had earlier on here ), i cleared ALL of my drafts out, and now i just owe the starters to those that liked my post the other day.

so currently owed is:

@decorazones

@littlexsiren - one musician au starter and one regular one

@caell

@hovvwegcnnapay

@speculoxxciphers

@perceptionborn

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WHY DO ALL OF THE GOOD LESBIANS / BI / PANSEXUAL HAVE BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO THEM 

     I am still crying over LOST GIRL .

    my muse for TAMSIN or KENZI is so strong

    but my BBY TAMSIN .

and let’s not talk about LEXA bc i’ll be bawling in tears .

just . why . can’t . they . ever . have . a . happy . ending ? ? ?

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RULES: answer these and tag 20 followers you’d like to know more ! TAGGED BY:  @inherited-vanity TAGGING: whoever wants to fill this out that hasnt already :3

NAME: Sia NICKNAME: Sia SIGN: Cancer. Scorpio at heart. HEIGHT: 5′2 NATIONALITY:  British ORIENTATION:  Pansexual FAVOURITE  FRUIT: hard one. um, peaches. plums, pomegranates. FAVOURITE  SEASON: Fall.  FAVOURITE  FLOWER:  h y a c i n t h  obviously. but no, really, blue orchids. FAVOURITE  SCENT: Axe anarchy for girls tbh or hot topic perfumes FAVOURITE  BOOK:  we are not playing the hunger games, ok? too hard of a question. i m literally belle with my own personal library.  FAVOURITE  COLOUR: Black and blue. bc im hardcore FAVOURITE  ANIMAL: does a niffler count? no? ok. cats, then. COFFEE, TEA, OR HOT CHOCOLATE:  HOT TEA ( @littlexsiren ) AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: hahaha HA HA that’s funny. CATS OR DOGS:  cats. NUMBER OF BLANKETS YOU SLEEP WITH: i always sleep with my ceiling fan on, 4 or five blankets layered over me and just. yes. DREAM  TRIP:   Canada - toronto, ontario to be specific. . loads of my mates live there.  BLOG  CREATED: aug 2015 originally. revamped june 2k17. NUMBER  OF ��FOLLOWERS:  167 on here currently. had over 900 on my original blog @ofunderworld before it glitched out.