#°. stfu val ✿ * ·

[juststayquiete]

quiet night before a gig

the jacket by @/wanderingaldecaldo, the shorts by anrui

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

I am dangerously close to making ANOTHER fucking massive analysis about the scene where Vox goes to calm down Valentino from episode 2 of Hazbin. I have made way too many posts about that scene. I need to stop overanalyzing that scene. Oh my god somebody needs to physically restrain me help-

[br4tphobia]

not tryna start anything but..u was js complaining abt how ppl write abt making y/n blush n shit, and u continue to write this? “levis cheeks a flushed pink barely visible but if you look hard enough you'll notice.” its giving…. very much hypocrisy.💀💀

apparently you are cuz see..this the shit that pisses me off. idgaf abt yall coming after me but its the fact that yall dont have any valid reasons!! levi is a japanese 2d drawing, which im sure u can visibly see him blush if he did. so if any of yall got some shit to say either shut the fuck up or educate yourself THEN be all up in my inbox.

its giving …. very much stfu and do sumn good with yo life. 💀💀

[saintblk]

phoenix as your ex is like…

warnings! : sliiiightly toxic phoenix if you squint, just a lil reader x yoru, phoenix is a roadman in his shiesty and nike tec i don’t make the rules (yes i do), edging, crying, vaginal penetration, creampie, non-consensual photo taking (?), afab!gender-neutral!reader — race is not mentioned but reader is considered to be black

note: no, i don’t have my blog together yet but i needed to get this off my gyatdamn chest. and glad i’m back at writing again. enjoy:)

MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS INTERACT AT YOUR OWN RISK

ex-boyfriend!phoenix who flirts with other people in your presence in an attempt to make you jealous

ex-boyfriend!phoenix who knows you’ll come running back, tail between your legs, begging for him to take you back. at least that’s what he hopes.

ex-boyfriend!phoenix who hits you up in the middle of the night with a “you up?” hoping you’ll reply. and when you do, he’ll ask you to come over only to be left on delivered. still, he’ll text you the next night with the same question, and the night after that, and the one after that.

ex-boyfriend!phoenix who hears a rumour that you started seeing yoru — the exact opposite of him. and he doesn’t believe it until he sees you throwing it back on the japanese man at one of raze’s parties.

ex-boyfriend!phoenix who you don’t hear from for a while and you pretend you don’t care.

ex-boyfriend!phoenix who shows up to your crib, matching black nike tech fit and a shiesty pulled over his head. his locs peeked out from the front of the mask, hanging over his dark bloodshot eyes.

ex-boyfriend!phoenix that smoked a full blunt before deciding to drop in on you, the weed encouraging him to climb into his car and speed over to your place.

ex-boyfriend!phoenix who glares at you through the hole in his mask. “so we fuckin’ whoever?” he gruffs.

ex-boyfriend!phoenix who isn’t very impressed with the shrug you give him as an answer.

ex-boyfriend!phoenix who quickly has you bent over the arm of your couch, strictly fucking you with his fat tip even when you beg for more.

ex-boyfriend!phoenix who edges you and edges you and edges you until you’re a crying mess. a mixture of tears and saliva coats your face as you confess nothing happened with yoru. that you were simply trying to make him feel the way you did.

ex-boyfriend!phoenix who stares down at you through the shiesty, gut wrenching with a wave of emotions he couldn’t decipher.

ex-boyfriend!phoenix who leans down and plants kisses on your bare back, leaving buzzing skin in his wake.

ex-boyfriend!phoenix that gives you exactly what you want. he fucks into you with reckless abandon and murmurs sweet nothings in your ears.

ex-boyfriend!phoenix who thinks you’re being so good for him, taking his entire length and girth, and tells you just as a much. his fingers wriggle into your hair, pulling your head back and sinking his teeth into your neck.

ex-boyfriend!phoenix that convinces you he’s all yours with a husky voice and good dick. he has you creaming on his shaft and clamping around him with your walls.

ex-boyfriend!phoenix who cums inside you as just another way to claim you.

ex-boyfriend!phoenix who lays beside you and let’s you cuddle into his warm body. but not before snapping a quick photo of your cunt, stuffed with his cum, and sending it to yoru.

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[helioxed]

Too much work went into this one

[reckless-rider]

if Val found a pack of stickers he would definitely stick them on people who aren't paying attention or who fell asleep on the couch

[oatm3al-c00kies]

JOEY WIN THIS WAS ACTUALLY DESERVED YAYYYYY

[vally-vall-vall]

If you're not American then stfu about US politics

Maybe if your country didn't act like the world's most corrupt police force, I wouldn't have to give a shit about what happens in that hellhole.

[animatedrapture]

i wanna play val so bad my duo is unavailable T---T

[yaongvie]

i started making a personal animation for do not go just for funsies yesterday!!!!! but it's way more work than i expected waaaa :(

[starcrossedreaders]

A/N: Tumblr is LACKING in Toge headcanons and over all fics, so I'm here to help the cause. These headcanons do have NSFW under the cut and will be marked with '✥' so MDNI!!! Dividers are from benkeibear on Tumblr

✦ StreamerToge! is the type to make a whole ass living off of streaming with a schedule and everything. He has his whole gaming room that gives off a minimalist white vibe with posters and figurines everywhere.

✦ StreamerToge! Who keeps his streaming schedule up on a whiteboard somewhere in the house so you see it and know.

✦ StreamerToge! Who begs for snacks when he games.

Toge <3: Please, just some cheese 🤲🏽 You: Seriously cheese? Toge <3: Mommy?🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️ You: fine. "Yay, chat I'm getting cheese."

✦ StreamerToge! He finds ways to slip you into the conversation with chat, like he could be mid Val game and he's rambling.

"Yea no, I don't know how I pulled them when my only real defining trait is the grind on Val." "Like no seriously, they are just with me for the carry."

✦ StreamerToge! Who (if you played games too) would beg for you to join him with his games, even if you don't stream yourself he still enjoys the quality time together.

✦ StreamerToge! If you aren't the type to play games he would for sure put like a small couch, day bed, or chair somewhere just so you can spend time with him while he games. He calls it the Y/N corner because he would keep your favorite blankets, a plushie, and maybe a snack drawer somewhere near your spot.

Scrolling on your phone, you walked towards Toge's gaming room. He's been streaming for a few hours and you thought it was finally time to join him. Opening the room door, his laughs flooded out of the room before you stepped in and closed the door behind you again. Toge didn't notice you step in and sit down in your little corner till his chat started blowing up. divinedawgs: RIP to chat Jennifer4lifers: is that who I think it is⁉⁉⁉⁉ strongerinurmom: still amazes me that bro could pull 3panda: didn't you literally get rejected on your last stream? strongerinurmom: stfu sakibara: naw I'm with stronger how did bro pull at 10 while be a 4 Toge turned around to see you sitting down while scrolling on your phone, his smile could light up the whole room as he took his headset off to around in his chair. "Hey, my love." He pushed his chair towards you leaving his current match behind. Looking up from your phone you smile as Toge leans down to scatter kisses across your face. "I love you," he mumbled over your lips before he kissed you. "I love you too." divinedawgs: please turn your camera off when you do that shit strongerinurmom: bro is fr rubbing it in Jennifer4lifers: jealous fr fr

✦ StreamerToge! Even when you act annoyed to bring him snacks you still interrupt his streams to bring him dinner

✥ StreamerToge! If you get annoyed with his constant streaming and lack of attention you would definitely give him that under-the-desk support to hopefully get him to get off and give you attention.

You supported your boyfriend and his successful career with streaming. What you didn't support was how much of his time he's put into it recently. His excuse? "I need to give the fans good content before the holidays, it helps keep money coming in. I swear once I'm done I'm all yours." That stupid excuse is what led you to your current situation. Tears ran down your face as the tip of Toge's dick kissed the back of your throat. Looking up past your lashes was a sight that would bring you to your knees if you weren't already there. Toge squeezes his eyes shut as he throws his head back trying not to groan. His bottom lip was caged between his teeth and he opened his eyes to try to focus on the game in front of him. Gagging you pulled your head up, leaving a trail of pre-cum and saliva mixture from your lips to his raging red tip. He let out a big sigh, taking the time to try to compose himself, but what type of girlfriend would you be if you didn't him finish? A cruel one that's for sure. Despite the palm of his hand trying to push your head back you continued to hollow out your cheeks and bob your head up and down chasing for his release.

✥ StreamerToge! If you streamed with him, or just in general he definitely seems the type to try to convince you to stream with one of those Bluetooth vibrators.

You've never regretted agreeing to one of Toge's idea till now. The shorts you had on were soaked, along with your chair. Your thighs twitched once more as another orgasm ran through your body. Black and white dots danced around your vision and the game in front of you faded in and out of your vision. Before you could slump your body you could hear your friends through your headset. "Seriously Y/N are you sure you're okay?" opening your eyes they roamed around till they landed on your second monitor where you had the chat pulled up. Jennifer4lifers: OH NO ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY Y/N?!?!? sakibara: Girl is going through it rn strongerinurmom: calling for medical help as we SPEAK 3panda: get help divinedawgs: bruh riceballwh0re: poor baby :(((

✥ StreamerToge! He definitely tells his stream that he has to take a fat shit when he is actually running to your guy's shared room to fit in a quickie before his next match.

✥ StreamerToge! Hot and sloppy make-out sessions before each one of his streams, he claims that it gives him the luck he needs to win his games.

A/N: damn it's been a long ass time since I have written in a creative matter, so hopefully you guys enjoyed this. Requests are open but they might take a while to get to so please keep that in mind. I hope you enjoyed the new JJK content I hope to be writing more soon!

[valmybeloved]

👆this👆

I hate that people feel the need to constantly rank on Val Kilmer and how he acts.

Like with this movie “Conspiracy”.  They say that he’s too overweight for the role and that his acting is bland.  Let’s see, his character is a war-hardened veteran who has PTSD.  His character doesn’t seem to reach out to people and the one person he did connect with has been killed.  He doesn’t know who did it and is determined to get to the bottom of it.

After hearing so many negative reviews of this movie I wasn’t sure how I was going to find it but as soon as his character tried to defend himself but was triggered by the action and got sick, I was completely won over.  I’ve never been able to find anyone who has actually understood that PTSD doesn’t always mean that you just get sad and reclusive, that your body physically reacts to it and then when we get to see that he has just one leg, I started sobbing.

And the more his character was tortured the more I just fell in love with Val Kilmer’s acting because yeah, the movie is a bit, eh, but his acting will always remain brilliant.  ANd for those saying that he was flat as Wyatt Earp in “Wyatt Earp’s Revenge” seriously shut up.  Shut up.  You don’t know acting.  His eyes, his voice, it’s all there.  Quit expecting in-your-face-gotta-go-over-the-top reactions because that is nothing.  True talent lies in subtly and Val Kilmer has that down perfect.

Also, for everyone who keeps saying that you’re disappointed on how he looks today, seriously stop obsessing about looks.  Why is it that you can’t look past your own view of what “good looking is” and see just how talented of an actor he is?  He is a brilliant artist who does what so few actors does, and that is make it so that each character he portrays is not like any other.  In short, Val Kilmer was, is, and always will be fabulous, both in looks and his acting skills, and everything else.  Get off his case already!

[br4tphobia]

can you not read? midoriya is an adult so stfu

can YOU not read? i said get the fuck off my page, idgaf if midoriya is going on 56. thats still nasty. the present time mecca was writing for THEYRE ALL still minors, not my fault yo sorry ass can’t comprehend that its still wrong.

[il-predestinato]

We aren’t talking enough about how Max fucking went in for the wholly unnecessary RUTHLESS KILL on Charles in the run to turn 1 during the sprint.

Max really looked at that tractor SF-23 with zero front end and zero setup window that eats tires like a trash compactor and on top of that has crap ass race pace and said NAH STFU CHARLES IS MY RIVAL and went full send on his ass like it was Val d’Argenton 2012 out there and legit tried to punt him across the border into Mexico.

Max, darling, in what delulu reality was Charles ever a threat to your win today? 🤭 Max: he IS and always will be - 😤

[helioxed]

Practice

[xotication]

☆,

gamer bf kaneki..

he def plays ow, val, cod, & fort.. all the sluttiest games a man can play.

trust he sweats in each game too.

he'd be caught dead before he's ever bad at a game ..

he literally spends most of all his days gaming, it's a lil insane how much he just lets it rot his brain

he never rage quits but he screams so much & it's hilarious

eventually he realizes that he hasn't given you any attention & tells his friends that he has to get off for a couple hours, just for you

ken decides to start streaming one day & that day marked your fucken demise

he sets up a hand & face cam.. when you're against it, he's so confused.

you're sat there for at least ten minutes explaining to him how girls will go feral for this

one day you tune into his stream & you see multiple comments like "for free??" "wish he'd play with me" "why's he kinda.." "the veins.."

on one hand you're jealous, but on the other- you're happy knowing that he's your boyfriend

"baby can you bring me some water please" ken says in the softest voice ever, it damn near has you topple over nd roll around

you bring it to him nd he thanks you with a couple pecks

the chat is going absolutely wild?? both over his voice & him actually not being single

but what could they expect?

ken was a good looking, handsome, pretty, charming boy.. & literally every other word you could think of

he always had that sleepy look & he usually paired it with blue light glasses that made him look all the more nerdy

sometimes he'd even be shirtless & his collarbone would have you gasping for air

on some days ken didn't care about streaming

he'd sit you next to him or even on him & just have you watch him play

he'd look towards you after hitting the nastiest shots/clips on kids to make sure you saw it

some days you ask him if he wants to play minecraft with you & he never objects.. he will always make time for you when you ask for it

he introduces you to the game "it takes two" and streams when the two of you play

everyone ends up loving the dynamic you have & the way you treat each other

eventually chat starts suggesting that ken teaches you how to play the other try hard games.. so he starts with the easier one: fortnite

you think to yourself why any of them thought this would be easy for you bc it has you screaming for kaneki's help half the time you get into a close combat gunfight

he tries teaching you how to build & you end up putting random walls & stairs everywhere

he just laughs at you bc he genuinely finds it easy & can't seem to understand why it's difficult for you ??

"no sweetheart, you actually have to have structure behind your building" "i'm fucken trying ken??" "not hard enough??" "ok then you do it???"

bro builds an 8 story mansion in 20 seconds and it has you gagged

whole chat is like "were you silent or were you silenced..??"

when you start wanting to take gaming a lil more seriously, he teaches you how to play on mouse nd keyboard just like him

he even buys you a cute lil setup, & ofc its right next to his

when he introduces you to val, all the pick me's are targeting ken & it's funny asfk when they find out his gf is in the game too

they're all like "you're shit at the game anyway stfu" like HUHH?? mad bc he ain't yours lmao

also can i mention that ken is a proud "shit on" SCREAAAAMER

he has your initials in different colored keys than the rest of his keyboard

holds one of your stuffed animals on his lap when you're away from home

jokingly asks you for support under the desk (its not a joke..)