#{ and then his sister disappears and he realizes how shitty he was and how he'll never get a chance to apologize and AGHHH... }

[royaltraitor]

akira and his sister

[theirtheretheyre]

okay i thought this was very makes sense in the car when i wrote it but now it really fucking doesnt so uh. more words that u can get! bc i know what im saying lol. also this is oikawa pov bc dramatics

- okay so first off, there's a lot of wedding related superstitions, and one of them is that if you're a bridesmaid three times, and still single (specifically unmarried), then you wont ever get marries/have a happy relationship. nowadays, it can include anyone in the wedding party. so yea. oikawa has been in the wedding party at his sister's wedding, kiyoyachi's wedding, and now matsuhana's wedding.

- oikawa is also very superstitious about a lot of things. and a total hopeless romantic.

- he has a laundry list of disaster first dates and shitty breakups

- anyways, matsukawa asks him to be his best man. he accepts because he cares about his friends, and hey, if he can do this four more times, he'll be good (if u want to not be forever single after being a bridesmaid three times, youve gotta be one four more times)

- hanamaki's best man is iwaizumi. who oikawa does not know in this au (crowd ooohs in excitement and suspense)

- they get along like oil and water at first. theyre in charge of planning the wedding, bc if the grooms were in charge of the color scheme and centerpieces it would be an absolute disaster

- yes, more of a disaster than the two best men arguing about seating arrangements

- oiks thinks iwa is hot as hell, but once he's decided something, no matter how unreasonable, it's set in stone for him. also oikawa has such a shitty track record with dating, and already fights with iwa constantly, so why would they get along any better as a couple?

- they eventually start to bond and get along bc of like.. having to team up against the grooms because no i dont care how funny you think it is, you cannot have dick patterned napkins, even if you have no class or taste, PLUS half of your relatives would have aneurysms

- okay yea more wedding planningshenanigans and oikawa just consistently getting gayer the more time he spends with iwaizumi and then subsequently realizing oh fuck i like him???

- the classic WHERE THE FUCK DID THE RINGS GO THE CEREMONY STARTS IN TEN MINUTES

- wedding is wonderful and nothing gets fucked up

- side note if the couple getting married wasnt gay guys, oikawa is the one who holds the skirt in the bathroom and has the sewing kit.

- HOWEVERRRRRRRR!!!!!

- iwa gets a biiiit drunk (damn you free open bar) and when the party is winding down, he kisses oikawa in that weird little hallway to get to the bridal/groom suites

- uhhh yea they disappear for like 20 minutes bc theyre making out in that hallway

- uhhhhh thoughts end here

iwaoi where they didnt meet as kids and oikawa, who believes in a lot of superstitions, gets asked to be a best man at matsuhana’s wedding and he accepts bc he loves his friends but he also kind of doesnt want to accept bc again, hes superstitious and single, and this’ll be his third time in a wedding party and he doesnt want to be single forever BUT IWA