#{ Can We Fckn Not / OOC }

[liroyalty]

All my writing juice comes out of me when I'm slightly sleepy I guess.

[xo-cod]

Simon rubbing your clit and playing with your nipples while kissing you not even sexual but just to calm you down and make you fall asleep😴🥺 it's just so comforting is it just me??

i love this so bad nonnie, you're def not the only one 😩😙 god i need him so fckn badly :")

cw: fingering, nipple sucking, ooc/soft simon (again), v v rushed ‼️‼️ but i can also go into depth if you'd ever like <33

simon noticed your restlessness, he'd noticed just how unsettled you were in bed as he watched you with observant eyes fidgeting around. he knew you were exhausted but your mind kept you awake for some reason, he didn't know exactly what. but he had the remedy to help, turning on his side to properly face again. you looked guilty, about to apologise yet again for keeping him awake by tossing and turning though this time he had simply reached forwards and captured your lips with his before you had the chance

"you want me to help you relax?" he asked softly, breaking the kiss for a moment as his head leaned a hair away from yours big brown eyes shining knowingly. it only resulted in a soft sigh, eager nods and whispered 'yes please' from you to prompt him further

so his hand slid down your body slowly and purposely, pushing your underwear to the side as you felt the thickness of his fingers coning into contact with your entrance. his breathing hitched softly, a soft hum of appreciation as his thumb rubbed against your puffy walls feeling your arousal coat his fingers.

"there we go, honey" his encouragement was soft as you feel him finally relieve the ache that had been growing inside you for the better part of the day. finally being able to calm down and relax, your body unwinding just by his touch alone. he keeps your legs apart with his knee, using his fingers to massage and toy with your pussy while his head leaned in to kiss you. his lips nudge yours, nibbling along the skin while he makes his way down your neck and across your chest. relishing in every part of your skin he could manage to dote upon

his pace remained the same, never deviating even the slightest. his mouth leaned down to gently toy and suck on your nipples. kissing on the mound of skin before working his way to the top, his tongue swirling on the bud to feel it harden against the muscle. his lips clamped gently around it, sucking and licking until he was content and releasing with a gentle pop as he gave the other the same attention in the hopes that it'd give you a little more relaxation. he wasn't as intense as he usually was, his touch soft and light with a purpose. a purpose to aid you in relaxation and sleep.

his fingers dipped up towards your clit, running deft circles across your swollen nerves. he didn't add a finger like he usually would, knowing it would get you worked up and his intent was the very opposite. so he continued to rub against your pussy slowly with two of his fingers, the other hand going towards the back of your neck. his other thumb swiped on your lower lip, chuckling softly at the look on your face. dancing alone the line of exhaustion and pleasure, too tired to do anything but lean into him. and simon kept you close to his chest, huge arms wrapping around your waist to keep you against him.

"there you go, sweetheart. rest your eyes f'me, yeah?" he hummed softly, his lips planting a gentle kiss against your temple as he felt your body grow weary in his arms

[citruswriter]

Silly Freedom

Reader x Astarion

Warnings: Angst, ascended Astarion, maybe ooc bc I've never actually played the game (fight me), gender neutral, Reader can use magic, alcohol, Reader gets roofied, insinuations of rape, Reader is chained in a cellar for a bit, reader is wearing a dress (idc if ur a man, put on the fckn dress Steve).

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"Astarion?" You called softly as you slipped into view, stopping at the doorway and peering into your husbands study. The scowling man looked up at you, expression immediately softening as he saw you gently leaning on his doorframe. Straightening he beckoned you in with a motion of his hand. "Yes, my treasure?" He replied softly, scooting his chair back some so he could drag you into his lap, arms wrapping around your body so he could draw you close and breath your scent in. "I was wondering, if maybe, I could go out tonight? Alone?" You questioned, lightly chewing on your bottom lip. Astarion pulled back, gaze sharp as he glared at you. "No." He growled. "Oh come on! Why not? I'm more than capable of fending for myself!" You complained as you ripped yourself from his grip to angrily pace around. "Astarion, I love you, but I need some freedom! Please!" You exclaimed as you threw your arms up. "Astarion we used to traverse through treacherous lands together! Fighting monsters that nobody else could!" You had a good point, much to his dismay. A low growl left his throat as he watched you pace in the beautiful silks he had specially handcrafted for you. "This is different! You'll be alone, far away from me and my protection! I'm much more powerful now and it's known that you're my consort! There are plenty of people that would love to get their hands on you as a means to blackmail me!" He honestly wished you'd stop with your silly quest for freedom. He was more than willing to let you roam the city... with him.

"Astarion..." Your voice softened as you turned to face him again, giving him your best puppy eyes. "Please? I promise I'll come back home to you. I'll even bring you back a treat." You pleaded as you approached him again. He sighed, frustrated. Could he really deny you? Absolutely not. Not when you looked at him like that. He opened his arms to you and you sat on his lap once more, hands cradling his face as you gently peppered his face in kisses. His eyes fluttered close as he basked in your affection, he loved you so much... "Please, my love?" You pleaded once more and he groaned. "Fine. But don't get used to it. I expect you home before dawn." He finally growled out and you squealed in delight before scurrying off to change into simpler clothing.

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Astarion held the door open for you as you finally went to leave. "I'll be back before you know it," you cooed, leaving a kiss on his lips for giddily skipping off into the night, ready to start your adventure.

It wasn't long until you found a tavern and went in for a bite to eat. Happily eating your food, you ordered your first drink. You shot it back like it was water and ordered another. Before you knew it, you and an old man were doing shots. People were crowded around the two of you, placing bets, and cheering. "We need more shots?" You called over the crowd, grinning wide. The old man laughed and shook his head, "I'm tapping out!" He said and you screamed in delight. The crowd roared at your victory and you laughed. You excused yourself to go peer out the window, the moon was past it's halfway point. Maybe you should head home soon...

Stumbling back to the counter you made sure to leave the bartender a generous tip. "Leaving so soon?" A male voice slid it's way into your ears and you turned around to find a tall man. "Unfortunately. I promised my husband I wouldn't be gone too late". You said with a smile and the man nodded in understanding. "Well before you go, I bought you a drink. To congratulate you". He said with a friendly smile. You really should head home... But what's one more drink? You grabbed it, chugging down the golden liquid. It felt cold on your lips but it burned down your throat. You giggled and did a little spin, dress twirling around you. You felt nice. Tingly. Dizzy. You sighed softly in discomfort as the world around you seemed to spin faster and faster and faster. Fuck did he drug you? You fell to the ground, vision blurring. You whined out, tears pricking your eyes as all you could think about was your dear husband.

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Time passed by in a blur. You were chained in the strange man's cellar. It was cold and damp, your green cotton dress was torn and dirty. How many days had it been now? You weren't sure, it was dark and you couldn't see the Sun. The man came around everyday to feed you and use you however he wished. You hated it. But if you resisted, you were beaten. Bruises from his later tantrum still stained your body. It hurt. Everything hurt. You thought back to that night. Oh how you wished that you had just stayed home. Sure it could be a little suffocating to have Astarion there constantly almost 24/7. But at least you were safe and protected. At least you were well fed and held tenderly. But this man? He just kept you chained up and gagged with a metal gag in the wine cellar in which he kept his product. Shivering as the cold once again seeped into your bones, the shackles rattled as you went to lay down. You had the worst migraine today. Or was it night? You never knew. "Thank you for taking me so late. I know I'm outside your usual business hours but I really could use a nice bottle of wine." A voice above said. You instantly perked up. Astarion? "Oh? Any special reason?" Your captor questioned as he opened the cellar doors. "My consort... They ran away from me..." He answered and you wanted to cry from the pain and heartbreak that seemed to sleep through his voice. "I don't know where I went wrong." He said wistfully. You didn't do anything, my love. You were perfect. Was all you wanted to say.

Struggling to stand, you walked as far as your chains would let you. If there's one thing your captor didn't count for, is that you were magic. You could have freed yourself but you never had enough strength. He purposefully kept you weak but you had to try now. Raising a hand, you gathered what remaining scraps of strength you had. You had one shot at this... You felt your magic course through your veins. Your hair and dress lifted slightly as you struggled to cast the spell. Pain racked through your body as you sent a vicious energy bolt through the cellar. It bounced around as it crashed into the shelves and bottles. Collapsing from using your last bit of strength, you started crying. Whining as the pain started to set in. You sobbed as you heard your captor attempt to push Astarion out of the cellar, desperate to keep you hidden but he pushed the man back. He knew your magic. He knew what it looked like. He knew what it felt like.

Your captor did everything he did to convince the man to leave, to go. "(Y/N)?!" He called out, tone desperate and worried. You yanked on your chains and whined. A normal person wouldn't be able to hear it, but Astarion was far from normal. His acute hearing immediately picked up on the noise and he ran to find you. Finally, he made it to the back of the cellar to see you. "Oh my..." He breathed out in shock and you whispered, trying ever so desperately to crawl towards him, tears streaming down your face. Rushing into action, he broke your restraints. "I'm so sorry!" You sobbed loudly. "I'm so sorry, Astarion. This is all my fault." You cried. You trembled as he cradled your face, thumbs wiping your tears away. "Shhhh. Shhhh. No this is not your fault. You couldn't have predicted this." He cooed. Your captor tried to quietly turn around to flee but Astarion heard him. "And where do you think you're going," he scowled. He stood up and straightened up to his full height. "Run." He spat, fangs flashing out. The man ran off but he didn't make it far before he was captured. Fangs sunk down into the man's neck, aiming to kill. The man screamed in terror and pain as Astarion turned him into a midnight snack. "My love..." You called out weakly. Snapping his head up to look at you, he softened once more. You wanted to go home, he could tell. He crept over to you and picked you up with ease. "Come, little love. Let's go home." •:•.•:•.•:•:•:•:•:•:•:•☾☼☽•:•.•:•.•:•:•:•:•:•:•:•

Back home, he sat in the bathtub with you. Warm water lapped at your skin as the silver haired male scrubbed your body clean, softly muttering insults about your captor. You didn't move, just let him do whatever he wished in his quest to scrub you clean from head to toe. You dissociated from reality, too exhausted from the past few days to properly connect to him and what he was saying. "Darling?" He questioned, head resting on your shoulder. You snapped back to reality and turned your body slightly to look at him. "Darling are you ok?" He asked, hands reaching up to touch you. Before he could touch you though, you turned more and leaned into his body, hugging him. "Thank you for rescuing me." You muttered, nuzzling into his neck. He looked down at you, you weren't ok and he knew it. But you were safe now. Safe and on the path to getting better. "I'm never going anywhere without you by my side ever again." You said, voice cracking from how overwhelmed you were. He sighed in happiness and held you close. "How about we get comfy and go to bed, hm?" He questioned and you nodded. "I'm sorry for not listening to you," you said softly and the two of you got out of the tub. Astarion hushed you, kissing you softly before drying you off and helping you get into some comfy pyjamas. "Well I guess next time you'll take my advice, darling," he cooed in a playful tone and you offered up a relaxed smile. Dragging you to bed with him, he made you cuddle up close to him. He pet your hair, fingers sinking to brush your scalp as he held you close. It wasn't long before he noticed that you were fast asleep, loosely clinging onto him. Tears pricked the corners of his eyes as the realization of how close he was to losing you. But you were back. Clutching you ever so tightly he breathed in your scent like he had so many times. "What would I do without you?"

Anywaysssssss. Here's my little thingy based off my imagine drabble. I hope ya'll like iiiiiiiit! 😗

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[dimiclaudeblaigan]

Emblem Edelgard. Yeah IS, keep pretending Dimitri and Claude’s routes weren’t the ones that got shit done. There’s a reason AM/VW merge fics are popular. Them teaming up made too much sense and had to be written out of each other’s stories to prevent a golden ending. They couldn’t do that again in 3Hopes so they made Claude OOC instead. I don’t even like Engage and this shit pisses me off. I could ignore the fans, but devs playing favorites in 4 games is too much. I resent her now.

The Emblem is called Edelgard (with Dimitri and Claude), like... lmao really??? Why couldn't they just call it the Houses Emblem or something? Even if it was Dimitri (with Edelgard and Claude) I wouldn't prefer that over something simple that's totally obvious with what the Emblem is for.

Well, them teaming up is canon in both of Dimitri's routes. Something I loved in Hopes is that Claude is actually there with you on the map fighting with your army. I appreciate getting to use Failnaught in AM, but it's just special to have him hanging around with you as an ally, too.

Just imo, AM is basically a golden ending for me anyway? I mean, TWS got wrecked without even being able to reveal who they were so l e l, Thales ended up dying in his fckn disguise lol. Hapi's solo ending just deals with the remnants of them. Edelgard is defeated which obviously she was the one who started the war and let TWS' people run amok in Faerghus. I just personally can't see Edelgard surviving after everything she did as a golden ending. That to me just would be like what the did with her in Hopes, letting her survive every route despite being the aggressor. Then of course we have Claude who got to go home and presumably achieved his goals, and Rhea stepped down but at least survived. The only people who died in AM were the villains, so I guess for me it's a pretty perfect ending.

Yeah, I get that. Personally I don't resent Lyn for example, but it's obvious the devs favor her over Eliwood and Hector despite Eliwood being the main character of FE7 and Lyn not really being all that important after her tutorial story (i.e. the purpose of her story is just to get the player used to the game and it can literally be skipped/ignored after you beat the game once, since you can just go right into Eliwood or Hector's stories). As a character she's okay, but I get so sick of the favoritism... They do it with Lucina still and often ignore Chrom despite Chrom actually being the main character and Lucina not being the main character.

My happy, peaceful suggestion to you is... if you haven't played PoR, play it! If you have played it... play it again! Play the "try not to think of that Shinon loving lady every time he shows up on screen" challenge (disclaimer: challenge does not exist, it was simply created on the spot at this moment)! Play the "Oscar decimates everyone" route (note: this is not a challenge, it is simply a way of life)! Play the "every time Ashnard is a better character than Edelgard" drinking game (note: if you're under the legal drinking age in your area, drink juice or something)!

[merchantofwhispers]

[ I'll be making a more official post and pinning it, but I'm going to make something perfectly clear here. I reserve the right to block you for any and all reasons, including no reason at all.

That is not up for debate. If you think I'm toxic for having boundaries and not making you the center of my universe, please let me know immediately so I can show you the door. This is MY blog with MY characters and I will not be bullied or harassed into interacting with anyone, nor will I allow you to smear me through the mud.

I'm to fucking old to deal with petty childhood bullshit. ]

[merchantofwhispers]

@thxwxlf how i imagine keki :)

[noona96n]

okay, at this point, we can all agree we sort of know how S2 is gonna go... the trailer really was a big giveaway

long distance relationship causes misunderstanding & miscommunication

Shu Yi’s dad takes advantage of that and scares Shi De away probably bcs Shi De’s ‘not good enough’ for his little prince and he thinks he knows what’s best for his son x   x 

Shi De leaves, he makes the decision all by himself bcs he too think he knows what’s best for Shu Yi and himself. he leaves, works his ass off so he can build himself up and prove Shu Yi’s dad wrong.

Zhen Xuan is a hot mess of misunderstanding on Shu Yi’s side, bcs Shu Yi is the king of jumping to conclusion and Shi De doesn’t fckn explain shit bcs that’s just how he rolls  x   x

Shi De leaving him + a new person in Shi De’s life (Zhen Xuan) >> a somewhat ‘justified’ reaction on Shu Yi’s part... Shi De did constantly talk about marriage with Shu Yi during the short period they were together and even fckn told Shu Yi to wait... only to ghost him & have someone new???

ofc, Shu Yi’s fckn pissed af, witness Shu Yi’s love and wrath... Shu Yi has always been very expressive with his emotions and explosive with gestures so the aggression & anger isn’t ooc (doesn’t mean i don’t feel good about it) x   x   x   x   

Shu Yi dating Shi De again so he can get back at Shi De for breaking his heart (we all know he’s weak for Shi De & just wanna reconcile with Shi De but he’s too heartbroken and angry and betrayed to admit the truth)

Shu Yi’s dad interfering ass makes an appearance once again

Shu Yi learns the truth about his dad’s interference

Shu Yi & Shi De facing Shu Yi’s dad together & the dad realizes his error... he only wanted what’s best for his little prince and Shi De’s the one who can make Shu Yi happy

they communicate, talk, promise to always be together

time skip to their wedding (a girl could dream)

if no wedding, then i’m manifesting S3 where they’re engaged and the entire season is dedicated to Shu Yi & Shi De juggling their career as they plan their wedding

[roastsalivearchive]

listen  but  warren  would  be  the  Cool  Parent  but  also  the  Strict  Parent  &  his  kid/s  would  never  be  sure  which  one  they’d  be  getting  icb

[merchantofwhispers]

[ It’s 2021. Can we be excited to write with each other again or are we still doing the “idk whatever you wanna do” when it comes to plotting? ]

[britshits]

hi Al can i pls get a public opinion? :*

jsdfbjshdfjjh ofc !!! it would be my pleasure !  general disclaimer you’re probs bored of reading: everything under the cut is solely my opinion; if you would like me to take this down, all you have to do is ask and i will do so, without question.

icon & url: straight to the point with that url; it tells me exactly what to expect from the group, which being a dumb bich i fully support ! same goes for your icon, which is super cute, sets the scene, and eye-catching enough to entice me to click through.

first impressions & graphics: SO ! FCKN ! CUTE !!!! seriously, i adore this colour scheme so much ?? everything works so well together, bright without blowing my eyeballs out, and perfect for the diner vibe. also, really loving this theme ! like don’t get me wrong, i love a good container, but it’s nice to see something a bit different in there. everything is easy super easy to read and set out well, which i always appreciate. BONUS – indya moore as a mascot ?? that’s enough to own my heart !

plot: again, adorable, but also sad. /: rip in peace, rosie. //: i really enjoy how you set the scene – i.e. short and snappy, without compromising on the details. the little injection of Drama had me intrigued and definitely sets the group apart from others of this style, as most tend to just throw the characters into the setting with no real potential for conflict. i definitely think this could aid the group in sticking around ! my only tip would be to perhaps slap a death tw in there, just to be on the safe side.

rules: all seem well-thought out and i appreciate there being a limit on white fcs ! i might be a sl*g for my white mans, but we all need a little nudge towards being diverse. also, double check the ‘triggers’ rule, as i think it’s been duplicated from the one before.

application: all seems in order ! i appreciate the brevity of it, whilst still allowing for creativity and the option to showcase your muse. noice.

skeletons: rosie’s fc is oprah and i am dYINNGGGGGGG ???? skdjnfkjdsfjnk this has me weakkkkk . okay, imma get it together .. but honestly, these skeletons are Good Shit dot meme. i don’t usually enjoy preset connections, but these seem well thought out and aren’t too heavy, so i don’t feel like they stifle my muse in any way ! i really love that all the details ( fc, gender, name etc. ) are left open to the players, too. all around, my favourite sort of skellies,, kudos !

other pages: everything seems to be covered, i think ?? maybe think about adding a mobile-friendly muse page, just because the custom page can be hard to read on a small screen, but really i have no other comments to make.

things to double check: seems like the line height on your plot page is less than those on blockquotes, so adjusting that to match may be an idea. mentioning that there will be an ooc discord in the rules and whether or not it’s compulsory would be good. the link to your mobile navigation is broken; it needs the full url rather than just ‘/mn.’ 

summary: this group is honestly the cutest thing !! i really do love it and feel like it brings something a bit different to the tags ?? it’s clear you’re such a dedicated and lovely admin too, which just makes it even more awesome, like that really shows thru. i’m giving y’all a solid REC and may just chuck you an app, if my muse decides to play ball. wishing you all the best !!! ✨ 

[sacripent]

4 - 5 - 24!

      meme    /    accepting   .

4   .      do   you   have   any   advice   for   other   writers   ?

ummm   besides   the   cliche   stuff   ,      i ’ d   say   don ’ t   take   tumblr   too   seriously   !      your   number   of   followers   doesn ’ t   matter   .      not   interacting   ooc   with   tons   of   your   followers   doesn ’ t   mean   you ’ re   worthless   .      only   getting   a   couple   likes   on   a   starter   call   doesn ’ t   mean   you   can ’ t   write   .      rping   is   not   a   competition   !      i   definitely   took   it   much   too   seriously   in   my   Day   ,      but   since   i ’ ve   gotten   older   and   ~ mellowed   out ~   i ’ ve   enjoyed   it   so   much   more   !!      you   have   so   much   more   muse   when   you ’ re   not   upset   if   a   meme   response   doesn ’ t   get   any   likes   or   if   you   only   have   150   followers   .      also   don ’ t   be   afraid   of   duplicates   ?????      some   of   my   best   friends   in   the   rpc   have   been   people   who   portray / ed   the   same   muse   i   do / did   .      everyone   brings   something   unique   to   their   portrayal   and   the   differences   are   beautiful   ;      no   one   portrayal   is   Better   than   another   !

5   .     would   you   hug   your   muse   ?

um   Big   McFuckin   Yes   ?????

24   .     share   a   funny   story   .

uhhhh   okay   so   i ’ m   1000 %   positive   this   isn ’ t   going   to   translate   well   to   text   and   non - wardrobe   people   ,      BUT   I ’ M   GOING   TO   SHARE   IT   ANYWAY   bc   it   was   The   Running   Joke   among   my   crew   this   summer   .      one   of   my   rooms   consisted   of   two   men      (      a   28   year   old   and   a   26   year   old   –   i ’ m   23   ,      for   reference      )      .      to   be   fair   ,      they   did   have   a   relatively   complicated   wardrobe   track   with   a   lot   of   quick    changes   ,      but   i   sat   down   w   them   and   went   over   it   all   pre - show   .      they   were   both   supposed   to   come   back   to   the   dressing   room   during   this   one   party   scene   to   change   from   their   clean   uniforms   to   distressed   ones   .      ONE   performer   comes   back   and   it ’ s   the   one   who ’ s   obviously   got   his   shit   More   Together   than   my   other   sweet   special   child      (      the   28   year   old   LMAO      )      .      we   got   10   mins   ,      which   means   it ’ s   SO   DOABLE   ,      but   they   have   to   fckn   come   back   so   !!!!      i   give   it   a   hot   sec   and   then   i   ask   the   Good   Performer   where   tf   his   partner   in   crime   is   /   if   they   exit   at   the   same   time   .      and   this   bitch   gets   the   Fear   of   God   in   his   eyes   bc   i   must   look   like   a   maniac   and   goes    ‘   uhhhh   he   caN   ?   ’      THANKS   WTF   DOES   THAT   MEAN

so   at   this   point   i ’ m   like   fucK   this   bitch   already   almost   missed   one   of   his   quick   changes   and   now   i   got   like   7   mins   to   find   hiM   somewhere   in   the   wardrobe   house   or   at   stage   ,      drag   him   back   here   ,      and   change   him   !!!      i   spent   five   mins   running   around   backstage   like   a   chicken   w   my   head   cut   off   ,      probably   looking   like   i   was   having   a   mental   breakdown   lmfao   .      so   i   run   up   to   the   quick   change   booth   where   some   of   the   team   is   prepping   for   a   change   and   i   shove   my   sweaty   ,      panicked   head   in   ,      eyes   like   mother   fuckign   saucers   ,      and   i ’ m   like   HAVE   U   SEEN   CHRISTIAN   ?1!/!//!      and   the   one   girl   is   like   uhhh   not   sure   who   that   is   but   some   guy   came   back   here   looking   Lost   and   just   stared   at   me   ,      paused   ,      then   asked   in   the   most   confused   voice   ‘   …   is   this   for   me   ?   ’    hgshgaslkasgd

at   like   9   mins   and   50   seconds   i   had   the   presence   of   mind   to   run   up   the   threE   flights   of   stairs   on   the   set   unit   to   the   third   level   where   his   army   was   blocked   to   be   ,      and   theRE   HE   IS   .      and   as   we   made   eye   contact   and   i   gave   him   A   Glare   that   was   inches   away   from   lighting   the   whole   trench   on   fire   ,      the   BOC   raised   and   his   scene   started   .

this   is   sO   NOT   FUNNY   IN   TEXT   FORM   but   we   went   around   saying   ‘   is   this   for   me   ’   all   fckn   summer   haslkdghd;g   god   i   miss   my   son   .

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i have some Shit to say about marcus and i finally have a little mental energy and time to fully express how i feel about him so. ok, i fucking got damn hate marcus. and i hate that i hate him. cause i wanted to like him. i got some asks calling me a hypocrite cause i have been more critical of s3 of lucifer than i was of s1 and 2 when i claimed all hiatus that i wasn’t worried. the thing is, i’m not WORRIED about marcus. i’m not someone who needs reassurance that deckerstar is gonna be fine, or that chloe will choose luci, etc. cause i fckn know that. this is not my first time at the slowburn rodeo. what i’m frustrated at is how the writers are choosing to go about giving chloe another “love interest.” 

my beef is this: i’m 97.3% sure marcus is manipulating chloe and has an ulterior motive. i’m 100% sure is manipulating lucifer and has an ulterior motive. i don’t think marcus is the sinnerman - but obviously he is shady and meant to be that way. in a recent interview tom welling did imply that marcus might have stretched the truth about the sinnerman killing his brother, which is awful cause it was obv their first big moment of connection. as someone who has lost a loved one, you tend to open up easier about death to someone who gets it.

i don’t think marcus is meant to be a character that is easy to like or that we root for. that’s fine. but why fucking throw chloe into that mess? she could have been into another person who isn’t manipulating or abusing situations, you know?

i never, and still do not, have a problem w/ chloe developing feelings for someone who is not lucifer. i think it’s something that needs to happen for various reasons (lucifer has to learn consequences, lucifer has to see she has free will, chloe has to see that she doesn’t want someone who isn’t lucifer.) but the foundation they built for their relationship is bad. it’s just bad. and i honestly cannot tell if it’s meant to be enjoyable or not. 

i have seen people say shit like “lucifer is an ass too, he has lied too,” but the difference is that marcus is chloe’s boss. that in of itself is a huge power imbalance. not only is he her boss, he’s an asshole to her (and everyone else) AND NEVER SHOWS HER AN OUNCE OF RESPECT. lucifer is an ass, esp in s1. but we can kinda let him squeak by because he is 1. literally learning how to interact with human beings after eons in hell. the whole show is literally his redemption arc. and 2. he never talks down to chloe like she’s a child? like she’s beneath him. (edit: and she’s not like weirdly into it?? lol) when it comes to seriousness he admires her and listens to her. they’re on equal footing. he has lied, and that is not meant to be something we excuse (considering we get both amenadiel and ella giving him shit for it) but it’s still from a place of good. it’s from a place of wanting to do right by her. not a place of malice. and it’s not kept from us, the audience. i think intention matters. wild.

i know why chloe has a crush on marcus. she finds him attractive. ella is like “he into you,” and she then fckn projects her feelings for lucifer onto him. it’s not rocket science. i just don’t like /how/ it happened. the only way i can make her being so gaga over him so quickly without just accepting that she’s ooc for this one guy, is if i accept that he’s manipulating her. think about it: at first chloe dislikes marcus -> marcus gets on ella’s good side -> ella tells chloe marcus is into her -> marcus separates her from lucifer by manipulating him into acting up -> marcus saves chloe during this time so she feels like she owes him -> now chloe feels intimidated by him because he’s her boss, he’s into her, lucifer is acting up and she fuckign owes him her life. plus, the bs “chloe can’t know bc she has a kid” crap he gave luci, so he’d keep it on the dl, and then next time he shows up like a hero and is like “no, he’s real and i’m the one proving it to you, chloe.” ??/ whaqt???

this is obvious manipulating and at the very least rly bad story telling if it’s not meant to be manipulation. i’m frustrated with that because i wanted chloe to have an honest connection with someone else, who was a good person, and then to choose lucifer over that person out of her own free will. not because the other person is shady. sure, they can pull a 180 and make marcus nice, but in the like 12 episodes he has left in the season?? i won’t buy it. i want to BUY it, i want to GET it. stop telling me chloe is into marcus and fucking show me how it happened aside from him being nice to her literally TWICE in half a season lol and then her almost passing out from it. like yeah, obv in the end she is gonna choose lucifer cause she loves lucifer, but in the mean time i wanted to enjoy seeing her connect with someone else, not worried about what he wants with her.

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@funfatale, @livemcre, @brutetwin / @weremother, @phromones, @starktonystark, @showmaxter, @steeledveins

okay so i just want to say just how AMAZING each and every person above has been for the longest time. we’re a close family throughout all of the negativity this community has seen ( kinda like the gallaghers, wouldn’t ya say? ), and i honestly don’t know where i’d be without them. we talk daily ( for hours tbh ), and we all have similar interests and thoughts, so conversation is the easiest thing in the world. i love you all so dearly, and i’m thankful for each and every one of you. FAM SQUAD FOR LIFE

funfatale: okay so i’ve only recently really gotten to know you ( like within the last handful of months, give or take ), but in that time i feel like we’ve really grown close. you’re such a kind and giving person, and you never ask for anything in return. you’re always there for your friends and you’re always ready to hear every side of the story so that you can try to remain a neutral party ( something i admire about you bc not many people are willing to be that person these days. it’s one side and that is the only side ). idk where i’d be without you, and also your harley is bae goals. never stop being u

livemcre: so i feel like you and i have really started to talk more recently, and i’m honestly really happy. you’re fckn hilarious and idk where the chat would be w/o you. you’re so ready to help your friends, and you’re so kind, and i truly admire just how ready you are to have people’s back; that’s beautiful to me. you’re a great person, and i’m really glad we “met”.

brutetwin / weremother: ngl i don’t know you quite as much as i do the others, but that doesn’t stop me from appreciating your presence and friendship. i feel like i learn a lot from you in the chat, and you’re also p good at making all of us laugh. thank you for being a light in the darkness, and for having everyone’s back.

phromones: u r probably the person i don’t know as well as others in our group, but honestly i’ve admired you for quite awhile through tumblr. the times we have spoken ooc tho were honestly really helpful for me. you’re smart and kind, and you’re honest; that’s something to be proud of. not only that, but your writing is amazing and on the opposte end of that scale you’re more than willing to help your friends out. thank you for being you.

starktonystark: you’re hardly in the group talking, but when you come around you’re always making us laugh, and that means a lot these days. not only that, but i’ve known you since 2012, and since then we’ve been through a lot. you’re an amazing person and friend, and you have my back in nearly everything ( and you kinda help me with everything, and i do mean everything ). your faith in me is sometimes astounding, but i appreciate it always.

showmaxter: marie, my love. i think we’ve known each other for two-ish years now, give or take? and to think, all it took was for me to commission you a theme for my lana del rey oc ehe. you’re one of those friends that i honestly can’t see my tumblr experience being enjoyable without, and your kindness and support has meant the world to me and continues to mean that much and more. you stand for what you believe in, and you speak up, and that takes strength / courage. thank you.

steeledveins: sam. meme lord. my dab enemy. i’ve been following u since i started elizabeth, and boi i haven’t regretted it for one second. tho we’ve only just recently started talking as more than just mutuals, i feel like i’ve ?? known you for awhile. you’re so easy to talk to, and so easy to get along with, and you bring such an air of humor and lightness to our fam squad. your ability to make a meme out of everything / anything is also fuckin amazing, so thank you for that.

i love you all so very much. thank you for being you.

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what’s Up im jen im Twenty nd i lost my chance 2 use tht vine quote abt bein nineteen nd nvr learning how 2 read . Rip me nd my intros but we’re still gna go 4 it !!! uHHH what Else ok my pronouns r she/her, est, ? ? ?? i luv svt nd becky g nd the List goes on but i’m tryin 2 restrain myself frm talkin too much up here . fair Warning my ooc gifs r gna change w Every single post bc im a H*e nd i dnt kno how 2 be consistent but ! nyway here’s a lil abt my Ugli daughter nina!! 

[ MUSE K ] is that KIM CHUNGHA? since when was she a class of 2017 penn state graduate? oh, wait, nevermind, it’s just NINA JUNG. she’s TWENTY ONE years old, majored in OCEAN ENGINEERING, and ALWAYS KEEPS BEGONIA FLOWERS IN HER BEDROOM. she’s a bit IMPETUOUS and DECEITFUL, but also very VEHEMENT and PERSISTENT. i heard she’s off to a villa in maui with a group of her friends, but as the resident RANTIPOLE, who knows how far she’ll go until her friend vacation turns into total island madness? (cis female, homosexual)

wow Lit ! 

sO i have her intro/bio sorTa thing posted here but it’s So long i dnt expect any of u to read it sdfkj;lKFJ im gna summarize her rlly quick!! 

her stats r also herE if 4 some reason u r in the mood 2 read them 

but nyway!! the Too Long Dnt Fckn Read ver is !! 

nina is . ur Local Gay jst doin her part 2 be the Worst human but u kno !! 

she’s Hecka ugli in the sense tht she jst loves . drama nd bein annoyin nd putting herself in ur business bc she Can nd think it’s gna help her b relevant nd have ppl to talk to 

bc u kno neg attention is still attention ha Ha !! 

her parents r divorced nd she wld rather Ch*ke than talk abt her mom nd her new step-dad but u kno 

she luvs her dad!!! does tht count 

she’s v!! deceitful nd manipulative nd detached frm ppl she doesnt rlly care abt like she’ll fuck u over if she needs to or rlly jst if she wants to dsfkjajkfSF 

bUt if she is attached to u and loyal then she’s jst ur Local meme nd is actually a p decent 2 be around 

she jst needs ppl to like .. yell @ her nd remind her tht she cnt be ugli 2 everyone she meets

she jst !! sees everyone as temporary nd disposable until proven otherwise i think?? 

she’s also v. . .. Flighty w things im cryin like relationships ? nvr heard of them 

uhHHH what else ok she’s !!!! an engineer nd jst graduated w her degree in ocean engineering so she’s Hecka excited 2 be in hawaii she luvs the ocean

she was rlly smart w her major but any other subject she was Struggling asdkf;lfjkFD but she took her academics rlly seriously nd studied rlly hard

stilL studies more in her free time tbh!! luvs reading books nd learnin new stuff nd taking notes w her 23948 pens in dif colors 2 keep everythin organized 

anyway!! rlly all u need to kno is she’s always Lowkey in ur business nd is v charming nd nice nd social until she suddenli isnt anymore nd she told ur secret 2 someone else or Stole tht job u were gna apply for u kno 

she’s a Snake basically ha HA welcome 2 the pythons binch !!! 

i rlly giv up im cryin if u wna know more i will v Gladly tell u but idk what 2 say my brain ? Dead 

if u wna plot plS hmu !!! my discord is mayores by becky g#1952 luv u i wna plot w Each of u so : / dnt let me Down

i’ll prob make a connections pg tonight or tm but u kno !! im Lazie we will get there eventually my Friends

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