#{ 🔪 ; ic} ; law

[starboundsingularities]

good lird they did not make a gimmick blog about a real life murder

#someone fucking DIED but whatever who gives a shit it's funny i guess

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🥚 eggvidenced Follow

honestly with how suspicious and confusing everything on the dl-6 case was i wouldn't be surprised if it came out that it was that prosecutor guy tbh

🌟 rockliker270 Follow

date posted: june 23, 2010

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⚖️ courtofpublicopinions Follow

🌟 rockliker270 Follow

ok hear me out. what abt winston payne though

🧊 just--ice Follow

okay now they're just making lawyers up

#also didn't mvk die or something?

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🔥 triedbyfire Follow

why the fuck are you people still posting about the gavinners as if theyre not copaganda. didn't the guitarist get convicted of murder

🎸 guiltiest-lovers837 Follow

so fucking tired of this "um um didn't daryan get convicted of murder" YEAH AND HE'S LITERALLY NOT IN THE FUCKING BAND ANYMORE. dipshit

🔥 triedbyfire Follow

are you gonna address the copaganda thing or

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🌻 attorneybout Follow

he's so. 😳

📂 trialanderror Follow

why is he defending

📂 trialanderror Follow

OP WHY IS HE DEFENDING???

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🦈 giantlakemonsters Follow

i just wanna hear about another gourdy sighting thats all

🥜 liberdeez Follow

op. i'm so sorry op. gourdy isn't real you have to let her go. they had a whole trial about it.

🔐 wrightorwrong Follow

hi!! so this isn't actually the case as while gourdy was briefly mentioned in a trial, said trial had nothing to do with whether or not gourdy was "real" per se as much as. well. murder, actually. while gourdy WAS found out to be an inflatable steel samurai this was not brought up in the case at all as the veracity of gourdy wasn't really as relevant as the fact that the witness was looking for gourdy rather than at the murder she claimed to have seen. plus this was also a relatively small part of a MUCH larger trial which for those interested not only solved the dl-6 case but ALSO marked the end of prosecutor von karma's ~40 year long record and the court records are really a fascinating read through!!

🦀 mad_libz_87 Follow

net 0 information post

#thanks again lawblr

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🍒 cherriescoola Follow

btw i was at the park the other day and klavier gavin (of gavinners fame) was there and obv there was a huge crowd but this guy was there with him and at some point he (the other guy) waved to the crowd and someone still screamed like it was klavier??? who was that guy ive never seen him before in my life

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🩸 has-dl6-been-solved-yet Follow

December 28, 2016

YES!!!

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🪙 tellerlikeitis Follow

guys help i'm a bank teller and this guy just introduced himself as robin banks what do i do

🔪 violencekilling Follow

you gotta let him rob you that's the law

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👻 ghostesswiththemostest Follow

look if i ever get convicted of murder im just hiring the lawyer with the coolest sounding name

💼 courtofwaw Follow

bestie if you already got convicted it is Too Late

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📋 lawandwhoreder Follow

guys i know it's real fun to think people just can predict whatever but if you look at the earliest reblogs of that post that "guessed" the true killer in the dl-6 case it was actually a post about how they didn't want to go to the store. clearly edited

#stg nobody bothers to factcheck anything anymore

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🐺 lawnewolf Follow

i am NOT homophobic or whatever the fuck you guys are saying now i just think its weird to write fanfiction about realass people?? go touch grass ffs

🌈 lawsbian Follow

the fun police (this guy) putting me in yaoi court but the lawyers (phoenix witrght and miles edgeworth) just keep trying to make out (real court is like this too btw)

🐺 lawnewolf Follow

YOU HAVE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU.

#look idc what your enemies to lovers fic bullshit says #they're straight. and more importantly REAL PEOPLE. #there's TENSION because they are in COURT and there are LIVES on the LINE. #not because they wanna fuck. god.

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🔮 inhighspirits Follow

why dont they just ask the spirit mediums to ask the victims who killed them this law shit is easy

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💞 lawveyourself Follow

seriously i cant believe they gave this guy a law degree

💞 lawveyourself Follow

what do you mean evidence fraud

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🎧 instrumentalillness Follow

fuck you *unguilties your love*

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🎀 copiicat Follow

perjury isnt illegal btw in fact if youre one of tge witnesses youre legally required to lie on the stand. thats why everyone does it. trust me

[catindabag]

TBOSAS on Crack short take (6)

*This ain’t a funeral!* Read [this] first.

Lysistrata: Coryo, that was so beautiful! Your voice was ✨perfection✨.☺️

Coryo: Thanks, Bestie! The Grandma’am had to ✨hit✨ me a lot to make my voice sound like an angel~.💅

Festus: Hit you?😰 What do you mean??

Coryo: My crazy Grandma’am said that I’m not allowed to ✨EAT✨ or ✨SLEEP✨ if I can’t get the tone and lyrics right!☺️

Festus: Coryo, are you okay-

Coryo: Now my voice is perfect!! Lucy Gray Who! My abdomen has never been bruiser- I mean, better.😌

Lysistrata: Coryo, my dear, do you need me to call Child Welfare Services?🥺

Coryo: Child Welfare Services? Does Panem even have such thing? And who’s gonna be the head of that department? Dean Casca Highbottom or Dr.Gaul?

Sejanus: I wish!😡 *glares at Strabo Plinth*

Coryo: Babe, why is your father even here?

Sejanus: He’s going to drive us back to school after-

Strabo: *leans down and whispers to Coryo* Hello, my little son-in-law. How are you?

Coryo: Hello, Father-in-law. I’m fine. Thank you.

Strabo: Do you want to know about the time when your gorgeous father and I went “stargazing” together in the middle of the night?🥰

Coryo: No.

Lysistrata: I want to know!

Festus: Me too!

Strabo: My darling Crassus and I were roommates.😏

Sejanus: Pa, don’t embarrass me in front of my boyfriend!😫

Strabo: But-

Sejanus: Go away or wait in the car!

Strabo: Strabo is sad now.😞

Sejanus: Goodbye, schemer.

Strabo: Goodbye, my idiot heir.

Sejanus: Shoo.

Strabo: See you later, Little Snow.

Coryo: Father-in-law, can you buy 3 gallons of peppermint ice cream and 2 boxes of spinach pizza on the way out? I’m hungry.

Strabo: Anything for Little Snow.😊

Coryo: Thanks.

Festus: Yo, Coryo, can you also ask old Mr. Plinth if he could buy us burgers and fries-

Coryo: No.

Festus: *turns to Sejanus* Bestie, can you ask your old man to buy us burgers and fries?

Sejanus: No.

Festus: Pretty please?🥺🙏

Sejanus: My Coryo said no.

Festus: But I want burgers and fries!😭

Arachne: *on a hospital bed with a neck brace* Oi! Oi, idiots! Why are you even here?! Visiting hours are over!

Coryo: To be fair, the doctors said that we can have a sleepover-

Arachne: Inside my hospital room?! Are you crazy?! I told the school that I’m not dying! Dammit!😡

Sejanus: Our dearest Felix Ravinstill told us to visit and sing you the ✨Gem of Panem✨, Arachne~.☺️

Festus: He’s so considerate.

Arachne: Well, tell our stupid Class President to suck ass and leave me be!

Lysistrata: Why?🥺

Arachne: Because Gem of F*ckin’ Panem is only sung in good or bad occasions!

Coryo: This occasion is pretty good to me-

Arachne: It’s not my freaking wedding or funeral, you dumbass!

Festus: To be fair, me, Lizzie, and Coryo are only here for the food.😋

Coryo: Your evil mom’s apple pie is to die for.

Arachne: But why is idiot Plinth even here?!

Sejanus: I’m Coryo’s sugar daddy- I mean, boyfriend. So. . .

Arachne: Get the f*ck out.

Lysistrata: *pulls out a camera from her bag* Can’t do that. Sejanus and I were tasked by Felix to take pictures. So smile-

Arachne: Get that f*ckin’ camera off my face!

Coryo: Nope. Felix said that as the Class President, it is his duty to prove that you’re still alive and kicking-

Arachne: Get out.

Lysistrata: What was that? We can’t seem to hear-

Arachne: GET OUT!!🤬🔪

[silvernyxchariot]

It’s still February, the “lovey-dovey” month, as I see it. So, here’s a somewhat comprehensive blog of “Would I Date That JoJo Villain?” Main villains only. Non-yandere harem.

⚠️DNI: bigots, anti-LGBT+'s, trolls, MAPs, proshippers (incest & pedos), anti self & OC shippers, and everyone else synonymous to the mentioned. You will be blocked.⚠️

Dio Brando: Maybe, but it'll lead to an inevitable breakup.

See the first sentence of DIO down below. Anyway, this is the Dio I would be willing to date depending on how we met back in the late 1800′s. He’s still a conniving selfish megalomaniac, but not as bad as Stardust Crusaders DIO and I’m a sucker for Victorian Gothic fashion. This is also the only form of Dio that I have any sympathy for, like “Hon-neyyyy! You were set. You would have been golden. You didn’t NEED more. You could have easily made yourself a fortune. Live the rich man’s life you wanted.” He was adopted by an old rich man, accepted by his adoptive brother, and graduated as a top law student, even still he was influenced by his sperm donor’s last words to gain all the power. All the wealth. So yeah, I would give this Dio a chance.

Kars: YES.

If you’ve been here long enough, you know he’s my favorite in the yandere JJBA villain harem. But even outside of the yandere harem, my answer is still yes.

DIO: NO.

I have a mate that self ships himself with Dio/DIO and I ain’t a traitor like that. 😤 Also, see my explanation for Dio Brando above. Which is ironic since I self-ship with One Piece’s Doflamingo. . . But we ain’t talking about him. 😗🧋. . . At best, Vanilla Ice and I are the adopted children that get fed and dragged along while DIO and my mate are on a date. We’re also carrying all the bags and coats so they can take cute couple photos together. And also, Araki had all the opportunity to bring back a sexy, mysterious, Victorian Gothic vampire. But naaaah. He made DIO a Neon Banana. It doesn't help because my least favorite colors are bright yellows.

Yoshikage Kira: No.

Not my type, I guess? Don’t get me wrong. Diamond is Unbreakable was such a refreshing, fun, and unexpected part. It was a major switch up from the world-threatening and inhuman beings of parts 1-3. But I wasn’t attracted to Yoshikage all that much. I think I need the extra ego and bloodthirst for my villains. 😂

Diavolo/Doppio: Maybe, but it'll be a No in the end.

Hey~ Two for one deal. 😎 But jokes aside, You Killed My Husbands! Seven of them indirectly! This is essentially a yandere situation without it being a yandere AU because I think Diavolo would be a good partner. . . If you know... submit to being hidden from the world, living alone in an Italian villa where no one can find you, and you have to move every few weeks, months, years, or maybe even days. You have NO Connections to the outside world. No internet for you. Doppio seems like a loyal and sweet partner, but he'd be the only good part of this relationship. They definitely have the money to spoil you too.

Enrico Pucci: No?

I honestly think he’d be a decent boyfriend. (Thank you to all of you headcanon creators that are still putting out content or are still JoJo fans. You make my day a little less bleak.) It’s the whole devotion to DIO that's a turn-off. Also, please don’t talk about converting me to Christianity or Catholicism at the dinner table. Or how about I introduce you to the entire Greek pantheon? No? Ok, how about the Tagalog pantheon?

Funny Valentine: No.

I have no right to be talking about the part 7 villain because I’m only ten chapters into Steel Ball Run. . . But from what I’ve learned through the fandom and the JoJo wiki, he’s not a pleasant man. . . So, no. Also, how's that infatuation with another Married person, who is also 15 Year Old Adolescent Girl hmmm?/RH 👀🔪🔪

⭐️ My work is for entertainment and personal purposes. Do not take, translate, repost, or use it for profit. Hearts and reblogs are appreciated though.

[khaleesiofalicante]

Hei! Jeg leser endelig dette! Og jeg er så glad for at du er ferdig med rapporten!💙💚

"The angel himself. The motherfucker." Lexi!!

Raziel is a bro and I'm laughing my ass off😂

David really be an angel🥺💙💙

“Well, I could have looked like a blonde, white girl,” Raziel suggested. “But I thought you’d find that a little distracting.” (THE WAY I LAUGHED AT THIS 😂😂😂 He's not wrong tho...)

HES BEEN LIVING IN HER FOR 10 YEARS??? WTF?? But it makes sense tho

"My girlfriend could have died!” “Uh,” Raziel said. “I thought y’all broke up?” “Raziel, you are on thin fucking ice right now.” (dont tease with my heronstairs feelings bitch🔪🔪)

"I kinda messed up.” Yeah, no shit!!!

He's got a point... But really??

You idiot shit!! Even I know that!!!

“Go to therapy, goddamn,” I firmly support this.

Ok, now the Belial thing makes sense

“If I die,” Raziel said. “You will all die with me" (I already knew that but HOLY SHIT)

Transmissomancy really is strong..

Now I undestand the Selena's power thing!!

Raziel said homophobia is a sin everybody!!!!

“Yo, we are responsible for overseeing the entire universe,” Raziel said incredulously. “Do you really think we have time to bother about who is sleeping with whom?” (I will print this and wave it at the family dinner 💙)

“Besides, it’s not that angels are entirely…you know,” Raziel grinned. “My brother Gabriel is kinda fruity.” (I shit you not, I fell off my bed laughing at this 😂😂😂)

OMG it all makes sense now!!

You are all clowns here dudes..

You dont know shit Raziel!!

I mean... They are princes of hell?? They are obviously planing something?!?!

“I didn’t give her the rune,”  Wtf??

I NEED ANSWERS!!

WOW. THIS. WOW. WHAT? I'M SPEECHLESS.

“I was just telling Rafe we are going to find him soon and bring him back.” 💙💙💙!!

“It doesn’t matter if he is God himself,” Honeslty I'm a little scared of them in the good way

I dont know if I like this promise...

I'm with Max in this one. Because Magnus would absolutely do everything he can to get David back even if it kills him and NO!

Also I'm with him with the apology thing 😂

"I will drag his ass out of Edom if I have to do it myself.” THATS MY CONSUL!!

Dont tell me they wont believe Lexi!!

Oh, never mind. They did. THANKS MAGNUS!!

"Two dreams," Magnus whispered, mostly to himself. "Two battles." (OH MY GOD OH MY GOD, DOES THIS MEAN CLARY AND MAGNUS' DREAMS??)

I'm so glad she told them!! No miscommunication!

“All of this happened…technically…because of Raziel?” Yeah, basically...

The Idris Rune!! The dots are connecting!!!

Oh shit, Clary must feel terrible 🥺🥺

Uh,” Simon replied. “I kinda summoned Archangel Michael and bribed him to give it to me." “You know,” Emma whistled. “Sometimes I forget how fucking cool you guys are.” (yes they are😎😎)

I will repeat this until I die. Gigi is a godness. She has solve half their shit!!

YESS, let Max go jfc!!

TMI GANG 💙💙

Julian is still scary...

YESS. Tmi gang are THAT bitches😎😎😎

Jace and Lexi fighting over Cortana>>>

“I don’t need an oath to make stupid decisions,” Magnus pointed out. “I’m completely capable of doing that on my own.” (tsc characters: a summary)

Anjali!!!! 🥺💙🥺💙🥺

"I see you, Alec told his son quietly. I see what you see in her" OK, but the parallels with "I see your heart, and why she stole it" WOW. Masterpiece. Talented. Brilliant-

I live for Alec and Anjali interactions!!

Roman is the cutest. I rest my case 💙💙

The way Gigi's brain work is just awesome!!

Love those law breaking lil shits with my life 🥺💜💙

“But I was raised by the gays!” Roman pointed out. “Are you sure that doesn’t help with my case?” (OMG I CANT WITH HIM 🤣😂)

Sister Emilia is a queen. Two queens in a room is just too much for me!!!

Omg they figured the ingredients!!!

"They are all different,” HOLY SHIT.

OMG IT MAKES TOTAL SENSE!! Now they just need the ingredients for two princes of hell🙂🔫

The way I get happy with every David POV 💙💙

“Look at this. Remember I was here. Remember I love you. Remember I am coming back.” MAVID SUPREMACY!!!!

David really said ✨healthy relationship��

“Love belongs among fools, David Beauchamp.” “Well,” David said. “Then I am dumb as fuck (first of all, I LOVE WHEN THE TITLE IS MENTIONED I JUST JDBDKJSOS. Second, I love David<3)

“I keep reaching out inside you. I try to find something. But there is nothing. There is nothing for me to feed on. You have nothing for me to offer.” BECAUSE HE IS DAVID AND WE LOVE HIM. HE IS AN ANGEL

“I’m not abnormal,” David said in a ridiculous tone. “I go to therapy. Maybe you should try that sometime.” (Everyone there should, honestly)

“I asked Max why he loves you. But I suppose the answer is rather obvious. Darkness does look for the light.” DONT TRY ME WITH MAVID SLANG🔪

"The love he had for Max was impossible." My son is such a simp 💙💙😂

“I’ll admit I don’t know much about the boy. I’m afraid his parents never let me babysit,” And why would that be I wonder....

“Oh, David. Haven’t you heard?” Asmodeus grinned. “All the stories are true." (bitch no)

"And even after all these years, and even after all that therapy, David flinched at the voice." I have a pen right here and I'm in the mood to kill someone🙂

Coraline!!!

“Very good, mon ange!” OMG OMG OMG OMG

That man makes me sick because it also happens irl and I just...

“Coraline Moreau,” Asmodeus shook his head and passed David a leaflet. “She has made quite a name for herself, you know.” (wtf???)

Jia knew!!!

"And the vision disappeared. Just like Coraline had, all those years ago." I.... I have so many feelings....

But there was no pain. Only peace. “Thank you,” (Ha! Fuck you Asmodeus!!)

“There was only one monster in that story,” David said. “And it wasn’t her.” (David is simply beautiful and amazing and I'm so happy he realized that!!) (I wouldn’t have had that same judgment and first tbh)

CLACE RIGHTS!! Fuck you again Asmodeus!!

Dont you dare mess with Chopin!!

“I don’t like shitty fathers.” Ngl, that have me chills...

They are walking into a trap?? That makes sense, why am I surprised???

Wow. That chapter left me speachless. I love it 💙 In other news, I hate chemistry :)

Ha det! Ser deg snart! Hvil også litt fordi jeg vet ikke hvordan du klarer å skrive så mange sider😂

ilysm.

reading your thoughts give me the same out of serotonin my stories give you.

ilysm.

actual footage of me reading your reactions after each chapter:

[kxruyucu]

unusual muse associations

Seasoning: sugar & cinnamon powder

Weather: cold, rainy

Color: dark military green

Sky: a cloudy sunset

Magical power: super immunity, telekinesis

Shoe: boots

House plant: small cactus

Weapon: pocket knife & handgun & combat

Subject: law enforcement related subjects

Social Media: every available one to be updated on his enemies’ status

Makeup Product: none

Candy: literally all types of candies, but he loves nerds, marshmallows, gummy bears, jello’s

Fear: not being able to take vengeance for his lost loved ones, fear of losing loved ones(before he already lost them)

Ice Cube Shape: needle-like, circular

Method of long-distance travel: he prefers motorbikes & cars but does use a plane when needed, which he takes something to calm him down before hopping on since he has aerophobia

Art Style: blood/ink

Mythological Creature: cenatur? (took a quiz for it)

Piece of stationary: cat-shaped magmatic paper holder

Three Emojis: 🙃🔪👀

Celestial Body: the planet? (took a quiz for it)

tagged by: @themechaneer ilu <3

tagging: @lwiatkc , @heaimed , @hebled , @lowsurvival + you

[slasherhqs]

🔪   .  𝙰𝙽𝙾𝙽𝚈𝙼𝙾𝚄𝚂   𝙰𝚂𝙺𝙴𝙳   —  some example occupations you could see for the ice queen, action girl and damsel in distress?

the  occupation  that  your  muse  held  before  the  start  of  their  summer  at  camp  silver  lake  is  largely  dependent  on  your  portrayal  of  their  trope  !  people  hold  jobs  that  don’t  seem  to  quite  fit  their   personas  all  the  time  in  the  real  world  ,  so  try  not  to  worry  too  much  about  everything  being  exactly  in  line  with  your  muse’s  trope  description  .  after  all  ,  a   muse  working  in  a  job  that  they  don’t  exactly   love  is  something  that  adds  substance  to  their  character  !  however  ,  i’ll  list  a  couple  of  examples  for  careers  i  could  see  those  tropes  in  .

the  ice  queen  :  intern  ,  law  student  ,  professional  dancer  ,  department  store  perfume  section  employee  .

the  action  girl  :  mechanic  ,  something  in  landscaping  ,  a  server  /  bartender  ,  stunt  person  .

the  damsel  in  distress  :  mall  employee  ,  telemarketer  ,   an  education  major  in  college  ,  etsy  shop  owner  .

[starboundsingularities]

the jurist system seems really cool i hope they keep using it :-)

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🌈 lawsbian Follow

hey girl. am i a suspect. because you can "court" me any time

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try.

🌈 lawsbian Follow

hey girl. am i a suspect. because you can "try" me any time

🌈 lawsbian Follow

hey girl. are you a lawyer. because you can "try" to "court" me any time

🌈 lawsbian Follow

hey girl. am i on trial.

🌈 lawsbian Follow

i'm determined to make this work btw

🌈 lawsbian Follow

hey girl. law

🔪 violencekilling Follow

hey girl. are you a murderer. because ow ough ouch agh stop stabbing me

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🌟 rockliker270 Follow

guys watch out hes gonna shelly de kill you

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🎀 copiicat Follow

they called me to the witness stand and the defense attorney just shouted "BOOOOOO WE HATE YOUR PUSSY"

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🧇 edible-evidence Follow

look if i was on trial and the guy prosecuting me started advertising his music i'd just plead guilty. avoid the embarrassment of getting put in prison by a guy who basically used the trial to say "this blew up btw here's my soundcloud"

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💞 lawveyourself Follow

didnt miles edgeworth defend someone in a case once

⛲ fountainoftruth Follow

do you know the difference between a prosecutor and a defense attorney

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💟 longingforyou Follow

being rivals isn't enough i need to kiss you

💟 longingforyou Follow

who the fuck is evil magistrate

💟 longingforyou Follow

STOP TAGGING THIS WITH LAWYERS?????

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🐈 nyattorney Follow

they hired a guy to stand in court and shout "GET A ROOM YOU TWO" whenever the lawyers start getting a little too homoerotic

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💥 courtroomchaos Follow

your honor i know all the evidence points to my client being guilty. but come on you have to admit he kinda ate right

💼 courtofwaw Follow

mia fey when they had phoenix wright on trial

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🔍 thuthseeker Follow

ok hot take but i feel like these lawyers should maybe not be allowed to drag literal children to court with them?? how many people have gotten genuinely actually fucking SHOT in court and they're just ok bringing fucking 8 year olds in?

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💼 courtofwaw Follow

happy almost christmas to all who celebrate

💫 dizzydreamers124 Follow

it's march

🎄 holidazed Follow

happy almost christmas :)

😈 knownjaywalker Follow

WHO is putting this on my dash

👁️ cymorgue Follow

STOP POSTING THIS. IT IS JUNE.

🐼 pandastar91 Follow

ITS ALMOST CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

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💽 platinumcourtrecord Follow

evil gavinners be like. innocent hate. this is a nothing post

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🥚 eggvidenced Follow

STOP asking me about the dl-6 post idc idc look even phoenix wright forged evidence once shut up

📕 lexculpatory Follow

he didn't forge the evidence, though. it was kristoph gavin who ordered the forgery. this was covered in the trial of vera misham. if you're going to try to compare yourself to well known figures, you could at least check the veracity of your claims.

🥚 eggvidenced Follow

yeah well. he might have. on a different case or something.

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🃏 thecourtjester Follow

i tried to take the bar exam but they didnt let me because i wasnt cunty and traumatized enough

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🦀 mad_libz_87 Follow

when will global studios realize that i do not WANT another shitty steel samurai spinoff i just want the original show back

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⚖️ courtofpublicopinions Follow

she present on my evidence til i reach a verdict

⚖️ courtofpublicopinions Follow

WRONG BLOLG. DON'T REBLOG THIS. DELETE POST DELETE POST DELETE POST I SWEAR WE'RE PROFESSIONALS HERE

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👑 courtroyals Follow

"we need more great prosecutors" you guys couldn't even handle manfred von karma

🧊 just--ice Follow

didn't he kill someone?

👑 courtroyals Follow

irrelevant. you guys couldn't handle him.

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📋 lawandwhoreder Follow

law: i'm so law

lawyer, who needs to one up everyone no matter what: i'm more law than you

🏛️ lawyest Follow

hi

📋 lawandwhoreder Follow

you've got to be fucking kidding me

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🧊 just--ice Follow

why is it always murders with lawblr. why don't we ever talk about divorce or something