#[INCOHERENT BABBLING]

[dilemmalion]

I think Zane ninjago is one of the best robot characters I’ve seen. An inhuman being who is actually one of the most human characters in the show because of his selflessness and compassion for others. Peak character complex honestly. I am deceased.

they definitely dont butcher this characterization in later seasons haha

[whumpypepsigal]

Am I not permitted to wash the king?

[sincenewyorks]

this is their best poster

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

Do me a favor and try to follow along the linguistic diarrhea this person has shat out. Not the stupid, nonsensical buzzwords, but the structure.

It's basically "A who B and C that D and E..." and then stops. It's not even an actual sentence.

These idiots think they're the most enlightened people to ever walk the face of the planet. But they're just moaning out sounds, like a parrot mimicking the sounds of speech. They have nothing substantive or even real to say.

[xerroe]

I am so unwell all I can think about is being in-between Buggy and Shanks or Kid and Law someone help. Like imagine being Shanks' wife, and Buggy and him meet again and you end up between the two in bed. Or Law and Kid running into each other at the same bar and fighting over your attention and end up teaming up to sleep with you.

[bonneblah]

[rantceratops]

Man. It sucks cause when I get (back)into a fandom, I really want to do stuff for it, especially if it's old and dead. Like. I want to draw fun shit that looks good, and indulge in my silly ideas(such as they are). But my art just feels too subpar to really contribute much of anything. It's like, Young Justice inspires me to draw SO MUCH, I yearn to be able to draw them so well, but I'll still just sit here all day thinking about it rather than doing anything about it. And I know I have no one to blame but myself for not trying to seriously nurture my art skills(such as they are).

And then there's that bit of me that always feels too hung up on knowing there won't be much engagement since the fandom is, in fact, very much dead and scattered. I really need to work on detaching my brain from that, and just do what makes me happy, but part of what makes me happy is when others can get some joy or engagement with what I produce. Bleh.

I hate that fandoms die out the way they do, despite understanding that people's interest simply fizzles out and moves on.

[averagejokester]

the welsh flag but the dragon is drawn by a furry artist

[arcanespillo]

give me a show or a movie in which "fate" and destiny are involved... where the protagonist/s struggle with the concept of free will, with prophecies.. and i will eat it up.. i will.. i'm thinking specifically about shows like merlin and supernatural and movies like the green knight, greek tragedy n some of arthuriana in general and yea cant think about anything else rn but. i just love a good tragedy. i love when a character does every possible thing to make things right, to change what has been foretold but he just cant, and everything goes as its supposed to go, it goes how everyone said it was going to go from the start!! and no one can do anything about it except grieve!! except giving up and surrendering to anger and grief and sorrow!!

[girlsexbattle2]

guys guys GUYS you dont get it

turn out the lights i lock the door i leave thier bodies on the floor down in the hights i will soar i ask the gods to brimg me more im out in the cold im walking home i collect the dolls i think alone i come inside so you can see not worth your time dont look at me not in your box dont play your game its safe for you youre all the same i dont exist but im in your way i dont have time for your dismay I. Cant. Compete. in a world of better men ive been having dreams with the devil in my bed I Am The Man who cleans the stains i mop the floors and unclog the drains. Youll understand. I Am The Man you tear me down ever chance you get. I Am The Man who makes the stains tarnish the floors fill up the drains. Aint much but its what i am hmmhmmhmmm i stay up late into the dark i devore light just like a shark. i dont have time to compromise while you get caught up in my lies And If We Must Go Head To Head Know In The End Ill See You Dead the spirits brought you to my door they can always bring me more I. Just. Cant. Win. against the sign one step ahead you took my pawn une person now i see red.

Im Not Too Smart Im Not To Bright It Takes Me Time To Get It Right. and though im not the better man ill follow through with my own plan. I Am The Blemish On Your Face The Memory You Cant Erase And I Am Doing This For ME

[dilemmalion]

Was anyone else confused when Cole got his earth punch ability and none of the other ninja got something similar for their own elements? Pretty sure in the sets this was called Cole’s “RX” form, so maybe I just expected the rest of the ninja to get an “RX” form? Idk, the earth punch ability just seemed so specific that it felt like it was setting up a new general elemental power ability or something imo

Random thought that I definitely haven’t contemplated for years now

[xerroe]

Holy guacamole

NSFW Size Difference HCs with Simon

F!Reader, Part 2, SFW version

“It’s too big” girlfriend 🤝 “I’ll make it fit” boyfriend

Seriously, there’s no such thing as a quickie with this man. Before you have sex, he always has to stretch you out either with a toy or a couple of those thick fingers of his

Speaking of which, you’ve become well acquainted with the taste of his fingers from how many times he’s gagged you with them as he’s fucked you when you have guests over

Oftentimes, he doesn’t even verbally tell you when he’s horny. He’ll just walk up behind you and press his hard cock against your lower back (he calls it “show, don’t tell”)

He’s always teasing you about how small your hands are in comparison to his, especially how you can’t even make your fingers touch as they circle his thick dick :(

Sometimes when he’s going down on you, you think your hips are actually going to dislocate from how far you have to spread them to accommodate for his shoulders

Before he pushes into you, he loves to lay his cock against your stomach and measure how deep inside you he’s going to reach (hint: it’s deep)

Not only is Simon big but he’s strong, meaning one of his favorite positions to fuck you is hoisting you in the air and bouncing you on him

Missionary/mating press can be dangerous because there’s a genuine risk of you getting smothered by his massive chest :(

In a similar vein, good luck trying to kiss this man while you’re having sex because your mouths are nowhere near each other regardless of your position

On more than one occasion, you’ve had to lie to your coworkers/family about the reason you lost your voice. It’s not because you’re sick like you’d said, but rather because your boyfriend had battered the back of your throat with his dick the night before

Truly, there’s no prettier sight in the world to Simon than when you’re lying beneath him, your hands clawing at the bedsheets, little tears sliding down your cheeks as his big cock stretches your pussy open 🥰

[bonneblah]

there was one tiktok comment that said talking to your parents starts to sound like a mitski song at some point...

[averagejokester]

this has happened like 2 separate times for some reason

[girlsexbattle2]

if aliens asked to prove me to show proof of humanities life i would show them this song. it breathes. do you understand it. is alive in a way i can never hope to be but taste for a split second while listening. take a moment let the music flow through you become one with it.

[xerroe]

Horny

AITA for eating my partner's pussy until she's sobbing? 

that’s what suguru was typing up on his phone while you had him shut out of the bathroom washing up. 

suguru knew he was supposed to feel bad about what he had done, but his heart was beating fast, and his dick was getting harder thinking about it again. 

ten minutes ago, suguru just finished eating your pussy out front and back, it lasted two hours and almost three. when he was satisfied with how much fluid, moans and crying you did, he finally stopped. 

in his defense it wasn’t his intention to go over board with it. he just wanted to taste you before the both of you settled in for bed, but once he started licking and sucking, he just couldn’t stop. 

the sensation and feeling of his tongue running over your wet pussy while you swirled and whined for him to stop while you simultaneously rolled your hips against your face, you acting like you didn’t want it only gave him more reason to keep going. 

he should’ve felt bad for having you squirt on his face multiple times and your pussy juice dripping off his skin but the more he typed on the forum the more he started to feel aroused by the actions that took place earlier. 

he only wanted to give his good girl a reward for being so needy, but you just had to keep rolling those hips of yours and spreading your legs out. 

fuck… the more he wrote, the better he felt about the situation.if anyone else was in his position with a pretty girl pussy deep in his mouth and his tongue exploring regions that shouldn’t be discussed, they too would’ve kept going. 

it was so sexy and hot that tears were rolling down your face while your hands were in his hair and pulling it trying to get him off of you from the overstimulation, that he came in his pants. 

the only defense that he had was the fact that this was a mistake, and he was only supposed to eat you out until you came, but his plans were ruined when your fluid glistened on his chin and your wet pussy tempted his eyes. 

his tongue flicking back and forth while his two fingers worked in and out of you with great speed. you couldn’t be mad at him for this, it’s your fault for having such a pretty pussy that needs to be taken care of. 

don’t make him the villain. he was only helping you with the pleasure that you so desperately craved. seeing you overstimulated and sobbing from the overwhelming sense ecstasy you were getting from him and only him, it turned him on. 

at certain points while deep inside you, his eyes would roll, and he would moan, and the vibrations from his moaning made you cum even more. 

after submitting that into the subreddit, replies came flooding in on how he wasn’t the asshole, and that made him grin. 

giving him even more reason to bust into the bathroom and eat you out again.