#[I thought I'd be a memester--]

[ofstarsandskies]

@lunaetis (Did this for the joke of "Julius is Hard Mode")

"Good even, Ms. Yinyue. I heard from Victor your abilities allow you to detect thoughts through reading their brainwaves or something close-- while I'm not exactly transparent, I imagine I'm a lot clearer than Victor, no?"

Julius says, and yet one look at his waves? A torrent of disconnected thoughts all either disagreeing with each other or questioning if the other is right would roll right over her. She'd also likely not want to hear the word 'Ludger' again, with how often that name came up.

"Has Victor caused you any issues?"

[lupes-hat]

I posted 3,798 times in 2022

That's 3,556 more posts than 2021!

20 posts created (1%)

3,778 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@aquitainequeen

@blossomdogthekarmaqueen

@lilactealeaves

@remarkable-ghost

@happinessisntfun

I tagged 3,454 of my posts in 2022

Only 9% of my posts had no tags

#star wars - 446 posts

#a league of their own - 288 posts

#video - 236 posts

#black sails - 159 posts

#the x files - 125 posts

#anakin skywalker - 112 posts

#lupe garcia - 109 posts

#obi wan kenobi - 104 posts

#dracula - 101 posts

#dracula daily - 99 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#if i had a nickel for every time i read a text post about the band fun and then felt compelled to listen to them again i'd have two nickels

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

as a minnesotan, i love that s1 of hannibal was partially set in minnesota

3 notes - Posted May 22, 2022

#4

fuck him UP peggy!

second two isn't great but at least peggy gets to tell thompson off

5 notes - Posted May 7, 2022

#3

i thought that last bit of moon knight ep 5 would be the exact opposite of what it was

5 notes - Posted April 28, 2022

#2

okay in thor love and thunder when thor says his ripped cape will grow back, is it that (1) he is making a joke or (2) his cape is part of his body

personally i hope 2

6 notes - Posted July 20, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

I was tagged by @void-zi. i love tag games so thanks for tagging me!

Rules: answer the questions and tag nine people you want to know better

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Favourite color: yellows and pinks

Currently reading: rogue planet by greg bear. i’ve been on a star wars books kick for like two months now and don’t intend to stop any time soon

Last song: tell me i’m a wreck by every avenue

Last Movie: i can’t remember watching a movie in the last two months. i did see what we do in the shadows back in late july

Last Series: a league of their own. obsessed

Sweet/Savory/Spicy: i definitely have a sweet tooth

Currently working on: i am trying to crochet a cardigan for the first time. of course i had to make it difficult on myself by not using a pattern and just freehanding it, which has not worked out. that’s okay; it’s a learning experience

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Tagging: @lawndartz @cookie-memester @genderfunky-lesbian @blossomdogthekarmaqueen @croptopcrowley @butchdreams @remarkable-ghost @castielskywalker @emo-catlady

11 notes - Posted October 4, 2022

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[neptuneofthesky]

'Birthday Slime'

Charlie Slimecicle x reader

Y/n's username: Neptune

drabble [sorry this is short, I didn't have an actual plot, just wanted to do something for his birthday :) ]

happy birthday Charlie<33

"Are you a birthday candle? Because I'd like to blow you until I get my wish."

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"Hey Neptune, it's my birthday too, aren't you going to write a fanfic with me just like you did with Dream-"

Your eyes widened as you punched him in-game, "I DIDN'T WRITE A DREAM FANFICTION, OH MY GOD CHARLIE!"

He laughed in Spanish as you ran away from him, "Where is Quackity? I thought we were going to do lore."

He scoffed, "You want to do lore on my birthday? Wow, what a good girlfriend you are."

"Thank you, I try my best."

You ran inside the strip club as Charlie crouched, "Y/n... what are you planning?"

You grinned and crouched on the center pole, "Your birthday gift. Happy birthday Charlie."

"What is going on here?"

You both screamed at the sudden voice as you kept a hand on your chest, "Quackity! Don't scare us like that!"

He scoffed, "We're you giving Charlie a special show?"

You tilted your head, "Well, it's his birthday..."

Quackity rolled his eyes, "Ugh, you guys, never mind. Charlie, come with me, I have a special birthday gift for you!"

Purpled joined the game

ItsFundy joined the game

FoolishG joined the game

They all joined the vc too as everybody started to sing happy birthday, and Charlie was genuinely surprised, "Wow, thank you, guys!"

Everybody started to jump around as they placed cakes everywhere as Quackity's eyes widened, "GUYS STOP-"

Charlie punched him, "WHO IS COMING WITH ME TO GIVE THIS CAKE TO DREAM IN PRISON-"

tags!

@rexit-mo, @alex--awesome--22, @hi-imuwu, @the-official-memester, @beeissdead, @malfoysslutt, @beeseira, @incorrectquotesformyuse, @uselesssapphickitten, @ahmya-4, @penumbrasposts, @itsberrydreemurstuff, @chaoticotaku

once again, happy birthday to our favourite slime!!<33

[pinnedonzoe]

hello, love!! here's a thing i've been thinking about: jared with heelies. he does it everywhere and no one can stop him. one time he went down a hill on them and was super snarky about it when he was going but then just fucking face planted directly into the ground at the end. no one is sorry for him - except evan who, while he thinks it's pretty funny, helps him up and makes sure he's ok. (also if u wanna get more requests and stuff i'd recommend turning on anon asks cause some ppl are p shy)

okay this is lit (btw i did whatcha said and i turned on anon asks!!! thanks!!!)

- jared loves heelies

- like is obsessed to be honest (but like lowkey obsessed yknow)

- has at least three pairs that he can wear and multiple pairs that he’s outgrown

- you can blame his older cousins for this,, they were the OG memesters in the family and he just carried on their legacy

- anyway, he does it everywhere, the mall, at the synagogue sometimes, but the place he will not do it unless nobody is watching is at school

- any time any place and any where he is down to do it with whomever he is with and its mostly just the gang

- maybe he fakes confidence and he looks fine on the outside but he is not so reckless as to allowing himself to figuratively go off a cliff in social standings

- speaking of cliffs, hills are pretty similar to cliffs and once he completely did a face first at the end of the hill after rolling down it

- he (ro)landed on his face and to be honest, he was about to start crying from shock and there were tears in his eyes but he didn’t look at his friends

- jared, in that moment, was so angry with his friends that he thought of them as his “so-called friends” since they all laughed at him even evan who tried his best to stifle a laugh but it comes out anyway

- however evan was the only one to go over to him and see if he was okay (”jared, a-are you okay, that was a pretty nasty fall and roll you took, i wouldn’t be surprised if you maybe broke something, maybe we should take you to the hospital–”)

- jared ends up with bruises on his face and arms but luckily nothing broken or fractured

- he accidentally does it again the next week even though he “swore” off heelies

- this exact situation happens too often and sometimes the gang gets concerned but jared always laughs it off to hide his true feelings so they don’t see how he really feels

- he also has them in different colors and sometimes evan wants to go for a “ride” with him and jared lends him a pair