#[[ this is why we can't have nice things ]]
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This makes me so sad and also I'm trying to remember if any of the Discworld books dealt with late stage capitalism
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She’s brown and a democrat, gotta get that birth certificate, that we’ll call fake news anyway. Apparently, if you can’t win in a fight, you gotta at least try to get your opponent disqualified.
Sad and weird.
#this is why we can't have nice things#lies and the lying liars who tell them#kamala harris#vote kamala#kamala 2024#vote harris#harris walz 2024#harris 2024#kamala for president#kamala is brat#Kamala is 100% American#vote for democracy#your vote matters#vote blue#Democrats care about Americans#why do republicans hate democracy?#republicans hate democracy#democrat#vote democrat#democracy#vote democrat to preserve democracy#democrats#Democrats for democracy#Democrats are the ultimate patriots#no more old white man presidents#no more trump#donald trump is weird#Donald trump is a bad choice for president#quora answers#quora.com
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Knock that shit off, you fucking creepy weirdos.
#baldur's gate 3#astarion#bg3#baldurs gate astarion#baldurs gate 3#bg3 spoilers#astarion ancunin#bg3 posting#bg3 astarion#neil newbon#please people#i am no longer asking#this is why we can't have nice things#the internet was a mistake
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can't believe I fell asleep before tiwwchnt
#taylor swift#the eras tour#the tortured poets department#ttpd#reputation#my boy only breaks his favorite toys#this is why we can't have nice things#mbobhft#tiwwchnt#live audio
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I Was-a Too Late
CW: blood, implied character death(s)
[insert your favorite Mario game over jingle here]
I have nothing to say for myself.
I'm so sorry.
@wahooitsamee @peaches2217 You guys seemed interested, so... enjoy?
EDIT: I have a Luigi version (well, sort of) now too, called He's-a Gone if anyone's interested!
#my art#mario fanart#cw blood#cw character death#mario#luigi#super mario bros#smb#i'm sorry for this#mamma mia#poor mario#i just painted his worst nightmare didn't i#this is why we can't have nice things#i feel dirty#battle aftermath#tragedy#all hell broke loose here#ngl this is sad#but i kinda like how it turned out#in case you can't tell that rough silhouette burning in the background is peach's castle
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The #RedditBlackout hashtag started trending on Twitter after the blackout began, with more than 4,238 tweets associated with the term as of Monday. Reddit was trending with more than 112,000 searches on the social media platform. Twitter users as early as 9 a.m. noticed that Reddit was experiencing technical issues. [...] Although the website resumed functioning almost two hours after the early reports of an outage, a coalition of Reddit moderators and users continue to engage in a standoff with the company Monday and Tuesday. More than 7,808 unique subreddits planned to participate in the blackout starting Monday, with the largest being r/funny, a community with more than 40 million users, according to an index by r/ModCoor. Around 7,260 subreddits are private as of Monday afternoon, according to a real-time stream of the protest on Twitch.
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Because tumblr keeps hiding my posts, I have made a poipiku account
Some sneak peek:
Full image here
Password: 18+
#szynkART#third attempt at uploading lmfao#this is why we can't have nice things#cepheus baskerville#black myth wukong#black myth wukong oc#sun wukong x oc#sun wukong x reader
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gregory house.
#house md#gregory house#hilson#james wilson#hate crimes md#this is why we can't have nice things#self sabotage#he needs therapy
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Big decisions | Next
#ts4#indya#black simblr#that was one hell of a jumpscare#my bad#this is why we can't have nice things#I spilled my coffee#brb#ts4 story#sims 4 story#simblr#ch24
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You: The Solver is still an active threat and is constantly trying to manipulate Uzi to its whims so it can regain its power and continue destroying the universe
Me, an intellectual: The Solver is Uzi's deadbeat slacker roommate who promised it was only gonna crash at her place until it found a job and keeps saying it's got "big things" planned for the future but all it's done for the last nine months is eat tortilla chips and watch Family Guy on the living room couch
#Murder Drones#Liam Vickers Animation#Glitch Productions#Murder Drones Episode 8#Murder Drones Finale#Murder Drones Absolute End#Absolute Solver#Murder Drones Absolute Solver#Uzi Doorman#Murder Drones Uzi#Solver Uzi#My mom told me yesterday that my signed poster got lost in the mail#(And also my Uzi keychain but that's not as big a deal)#So now I'm gonna be stuck with the unsigned version like a loser 🙄#I know it wasn't ACTUALLY signed but it was the novelty that counted#And I don't wanna risk getting scammed on eBay for a replacement#This is why we can't have nice things#Straight From the Dragon's Mouth
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#this is why we can't have nice things#fight the patriarchy#lies and the lying liars who tell them#smash the patriarchy#woke is wonderful#trump sycophants#trump supporters#traitor trump#fuck trump#trump indictment#trump is a threat to democracy#never trump#trump crime family#segregation#abortion rights#abortion#back alley abortions#internment camp#child labor#white supremecy#end of democracy
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lexy styles
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personally I'm calling this the "fuck you mashup"
#taylor swift#the eras tour#lover#reputation#i forgot that you existed#this is why we can't have nice things#iftye#tiwwchnt#live audio
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A Brother's Comfort
This is me trying my hand at the good old post-nightmare comfort trope. And an excuse to draw Mario giving Luigi a brotherly kiss on the head - just to get used to more open displays of platonic affection. (Let me reiterate: "brotherly"; "platonic". Do not tag as a ship!)
Fun fact: their pajamas are based on my own two sets that I have in red and in green. I think they are very Mario and Luigi coded, though believe it or not, it's not why I bought them. Red and green just happen to be my favorite colors so I wanted both. And later I thought it might be fun to draw these two wearing them someday. And that day is today, apparently. I always thought it'd be a much happier and more chill piece than this, but oh well. (I never even planned to make this; I just needed to vent my emotions and whoops, this happened).
Oh, and their bedroom is based on the one shown in Superstar Saga 3DS remake.
#my art#fanart#mario#luigi#super mario bros#smb#mario and luigi#vent art i guess#this is why we can't have nice things#how many times have i drawn one of the bros crying or tearing up by now?#should i make a drinking game out of this?#brotherly love#comfort#as always click on the image for better quality
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Headmistress Farah Dowling died so that we could have Princess Rhaenys Targaryen.
Princess Rhaenys Targaryen: *dies*
#please#this is why we can't have nice things#eve best#rhaenys targaryen#house of the dragon#farah dowling#hotd#fate the winx saga#can she live every once in a while
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my boy only breaks his favourite toys/this is why we can’t have nice things because you break them, I had to take them away - there’s so much self respect here my goodness that also tells the whole oven & microwave story in a single mashup
#taylor swift#eras tour houston#surprise songs#this is why we can't have nice things#tiwwchnt#my boy only breaks his favourite toys#mbobhft
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