a polycule can be a revered necromancer prodigy of the ninth house, a pressganged cavalier who talks shit but cannot say no to a woman for the life of her, and a corpse
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i love gale so so so so much
but fuck does his initial reaction to the player beaming romantic thoughts into his head via weave make me wanna peel my skin off
don't get me wrong, it's cute, he's cute, i love it, its such a sweet bonding moment and I scream- but also when he has that initial shock and embarrassment before the elation settles in, it makes me want to die and that's not a criticism of him or anything because that is a very realistic and understandable why to respond even if he is genuinely interested but just didn't expect it
but as someone who is also very fucking awkward and rejection sensitive my immediate instinct every time is "Okay, swing and a miss, thanks for having me- gonna go kill myself now."
and I know he immediately goes like "No, no, I really like that- I really like this."
but realistically my ass would have already been jumping off the nearest cliff, like- all i heard from that narrator was the word embarrassment and I blacked out from shame, goodbye cruel world, here lies Snark, dead from wanting to hold a wizard's hand
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So. Um. This might be a stretch. In which case, fine. But I think there's something here: being turned was this big metaphor for sex, right? Losing your virginity. And it was terrible for Guillermo with Derek. It was messy and painful and not romantic or gentle or anything like he'd always imagined. And he regretted it.
But he was "turned" twice this season. Once by Derek, into a vampire. Then by Nandor, into a human.
And look at that scene. Look how kind and understanding and tender Nandor is with him. Always asking Guillermo what he wants and if he's sure and caring for his emotions.
If being turned is losing your virginity, then look at the fucking difference.
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everything about house md is a tragedy huh. everyone lies, everyone dies, and the world turns on. maybe the subtle horror in the show is irony. the misanthrope lives for one person. the oncologist develops terminal cancer. the prodigal son becomes the second coming of his godlike father figure. the dean of medicine defends her wild dog from harm only to get bit by him. no one at the hospital is healthy; they're all sick in their own ways.
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I just saw a LloydxArin edit on tiktok, currently killing myself
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I didn't think the words "keep going" and a pair of eyes on a billboard crashing into view in an mv would give me this much anxiety.
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malevolent 44 under th cut (i tried to bury the tags ok)
"and you know that i love you too. and i couldnt do this without you."
"i know"
yeah im gonna jump off a fucking bridge what the FUCK
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I’m on the last episode of princess jellyfish :/
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