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[chthonickeys]

"I've got half an hour to get rid of this fiend... or the entire tournament I've been setting up for years goes up in smoke..."

Leans close to Zagreus' fanshade

"...and you are wearing his merchandise?!"

[chthonickeys]

“WITNESS ME, LADY APHRODITES!

I SHALL OBLITERATE THIS HELLSPAWN IN YOUR NAME!!”

[chthonickeys]

@drapctis:

[ :) ]

The fact that the daemon wields the power of the gods drives him mad. Unlike him, who got in their graces after years of adventures, victories and unjust tragedies, the fact that this fiend dared to call out for their help alone was blasphemous, but using their powers to achieve a possible victory is even worse. That’s frustrating. That’s rude. That’s unfair for poor Asterius, who as powerful as he may be he was never in the Gods’ graces, repulsed and tortured for his beastly nature alone.

“You devilish--!” he starts, and yet his words are rudely interrupted by a scream from Zagreus, and a gasp from him. He grasps on his shield, holding onto it as the other charges in. He’s forced to back off, stealing a moment for himself to regain control of the situation. He hates this. He hates him. But that fatigue is worth the audience’s cheer, their roaring applauses that get louder and louder with each clash.

Oh, how he’ll love to bathe in their screams and adoration once he takes this fiend down again, he thinks to himself, wasting that extra second as the rival exchanges quips with him and hits again, much harder than expected.

Everything stops. For a second - for an eternity - as the shield breaks under the demon’s rage. A perfect half, leaving him to stumble under the recoil and hit his back on the ground, rolling before digging his own spear on the ground, stopping the momentum by grasping it with both hands. Much to his dismay, he finds himself sweating. Panting. Confused, if not shocked. The audience stands still, holding their breath as the Champion inhales deeply.

“You think I didn’t recognize Lord Ares’ powers, fiend? I should’ve expected a rat like you to use someone else’s power to get here!”

And finally, his voice echoes again in the arena - loud and proud despite the pain and tiredness, slowly going from his knees to stand again.

“So be it! If you think blind rage will make you gain your victory, I’ll gladly prove you otherwise! LADY ATHENA! LEND ME YOUR STRENGHT!” And with this, he lifts the spear to the ceiling - a bright, yellow light engulfing him before spreading in the arena, forming bright circles on the floor, right under the other man as he rushes in.

He’ll show him! He’ll show who the Gods truly favor!

[chthonickeys]

WHAT BRAND OF STUPID ARE YOU?

Confidently stupid

You think you are the smartest person on earth as you put your spoon in the microwave to make it easier to scoop ice cream. You give awful advice that sounds smart when spoken but terrible when executed. You insist on doing things yourself and are so absolutely sure you are doing everything right. Your confidence gives you charm, as well as the bravery to do the dumb things that you do

[chthonickeys]

since when one of the shades is on that daemon’s side?!

[chthonickeys]

“IT WAS JUST AN OBSERVATION! A MERE COMMENT!! I CAN BE DISGUSTED BY HIS ATTITUDE AND HIS TENDENCY TO KILL ME AND SERIUS EVEN IF I THINK HE ISN’T HIDEOUS!”

[chthonickeys]

“I can be kind tho those who deserve my kindness.”

[chthonickeys]

“...

...hold on.

HOLD ON-- 

THIS is why she-- 

We AREN’T--? She was just being NICE???”

[chthonickeys]

@roskaarotta​: Theseus what's a health bar. I hear it a lot what even is it I - "

[chthonickeys]

[ thinks about how he could improve his epic battle tecniques to take down that daemon ]

[chthonickeys]

“It’s just because Lord Dionysus forsake me! This is slander--!!”

[chthonickeys]

important update

he hates it here

[chthonickeys]

“ELYSIUM SEASON 2 LET’S GOOOOOO”

[chthonickeys]

@grandtales​: " got it, yeah? it's an easy-peasy plan, after all. even an idiot would get it and recognize that this is a once-in-a-lifetime offer. " [ okay. maybe that isn't entirely true, but elodie has to drag him to her side in one way or another. ] " you get the girl back and there is one less curse to worry about! just sayin'... "

To be quite honest... Theseus isnt’ exactly happy about this. It wasn’t the first time someone younger approached him, but generally they do to shily ask for an autograph, or telling him that they wanted to be just like him, one day.

Being part of a plan that might’ve implied stealing a God’s loved one - one who, as far as he knew, died because of him, no less! - isn’t something he expected to hear, taking him by surprise enough to leave him speechless, for once in his life. That’s... quite the accomplishment.

“Look... child.”

Oh, man.

“I understand, we all have troubles with our families, around here, but as much as I’d like to get rid of that damnable curse, anything I felt for Arianna is in the past. Besides, I don’t know what Lord Dionysus told you about me, but I’m quite sure she was quite delighted to know I died, so...”

[chthonickeys]

@twelvians​:

aria comes at theseus and bITES HIS LEG--

“GAH-- You BEAST!!”

GRABS her by the back of her neck like a goddamn cat and throws her in the middle of the pool. You’re going to the Deep Part Where You Can Still Reach The Bottom But Just With The Tip Of Your Toes, missy.

[chthonickeys]

YOU WILL LOOK AT THESE TITS AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!!!!!