#<- my dad’s old dog’s bday

[ask-the-chief-prosecutor]

Who was taking care of Pess while you were being tried for Hammond's murder?

“I didn’t have Pess during that time. I adopted her after I started living in Europe, around when Phoenix was disbarred.

Actually, it was Raymond and Ms. Hall who found her when out in Troyes- we were living in the same part of Paris… Fall 2025?”

@the-bestest-girl

[tinyhrry]

F1 Fic Recs

CL

All for nothing @loonylupinblack3

bf tingz @csainzoperator

chaotic texts @norris55s

tsitp

chocolate @verstappen-cult

how u get the girl

wave of u

pranked @prettymonegasque

sweet nothing @natwritesf1

smau @isimpoveryou

da track life @sincerlyleclerc

make a wish @mclqren

starting new

soft bath tub @lecler-hs

99 problems @uglyducklingofthe2000s

i ruin everything

to lose one is to lose both

meeting hazel @sunny44

party in the USA @ryeriy

to forget u @disneyprincemuke

summer baby @ithinkimokeei

sound of the rain @tommysdarlings

ur heartbeat, my lullaby @curiousthyme

loudest in the paddock @arieslost

ice ice baby @lqver

about you @strawberrysainz

chicken shop date @rosyblooom

boop @pucksandpower

lover

i know places @pierregazly

but mama i love him

the high i cant give up @landonfour

me n my dumbasses @lewisvinga

dad duties @mariclerc

jackie n wilson @sunrizef1

love letters @lightsoutletsgo

his heart lies with the other girl @amaranthineghost

say don't go @dannyriccsupremacy

miss Louisiana @rene-spade

OP

cleansing ritual @lovings4turn

best friend's brother @arieslost

talk

it must be a sign @astonmartinii

lost n found @charlessainzz

7 years my sweetheart @old-lorarri

gave me what i needed

mark the manager

when in rome @nxrrislando

random texts @lunavrse

bday boy @theemporium

meddle about @verstarppen

oscah @vivwritesfics

lost cause @lxclerc

high definition @keerysfreckles

angel eyes

bday morning @qatarsprint2023

losing ur interest @rosyblooom

LN

bracelet @vivwritesfics

situationship

walk him like a dog @sharlsworld

meet dino @rambunctious4rempe

little spoon @arieslost

sleep darling @wintfleur

are u jealous @uglyducklingofthe2000s

pamper urself

hollow heart

cutie patootie

so daddy

easy to be the fav

a mini version

little spoon @mirohlayo

still me here @captainreecejames

big spoon @chrisevansonly

crash landing @povlnfour

hands to urself @uluvjay

ex girlfriend @formula1simp

my girl @anangelwhodidntfall

sparked secrecy @ethrlst

but i love u so @amaranthineghost

what u heard @lunavrse

sleep talk @lovings4turn

labyrinth @lnfours

silly goofy gamer @f1dev1l

chaotic @norris55s

reporter @aparttimewriter

fell for u @ham1lton

is it over @piastree

CS

great bonding experience @lewisvinga

bisous @poetsblvd

F1 Grid

drunk texts @csainzoperator

i miss u

long night @uglyducklingofthe2000s

serving size

brightness in the dark

shouldnt end like that

fascinated (leclerc!reader) @lightblue07

vettel reinarnate @disneyprincemuke

birthday wishes @mclqren

the grid's delight @sebscore

cheating @maxtermind

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

Was I the asshole for burning the bridge w my half brother last xmas?

(pls read to the end, tw for drug use mentioned and death mentioned, r slur mentioned)

So I (23, agender) am the youngest of 4 siblings, all my older siblings are from my mom's first marriage and I'm from her second. I grew up with my 3 siblings as my siblings, no half sibling language bc it doesn't matter. However, the one who was born before me, S (31, m) has never particularly liked me, he was kind when I was very small, we played hockey together briefly in the gym of my old church, he showed me miniclip games, etc. but at one point due to my oldest brother's (would be 35 this yr, rip) drug problem S was sent to live w my grandparents, my grandfather is very against hugging or crying for men and just caused S to bottle everything. Plus, my mom suspects that S felt abandoned understandably by the family. But my mom had a bipolar husband, a son w undiagnosed BPD and a c-ke addiction, my sister was, iirc, either in another province with her bio dad and I was under 6 years old. She was going through it and just physically couldn't handle any more than she already had. She had a nervous breakdown a few years after the whole older brother thing. After my oldest brother died, and I came out as agender I just kinda became bitter, I was raised in a very conservative christian environment so I wasn't encouraged to be queer and my initial coming out caused a lot of pain. A few years later I got into a relationship with my fiance and just overall started wanting to run away, something I'd been thinking for years, but it was even stronger. Even my sister ran away in her way. My brother too. My dad passed away last year in March, and that was just...the last straw for me. My dad, despite all his flaws was always there for me, and now he was gone. Throughout all this time (the 13 years sibce we were last a happy family), anytime I'd express interest in something, S would call it r-t--ded, he'd put down anything and everything I liked, I'll admit I always was a cringey kid, but it's no excuse to call me that. Over this time, he'd make little comments and things and my dad would also make small mentions that led me to believe that some of the gifts he'd given me were stuff he didn't want anymore, so he just handed them to me. One bday he gave me his old gameboy and a few games. No wrapping or anything, just my mom reminding him it was my bday and him calling me over and handing it over. I loved that gameboy mind you.

Cut to last xmas! I was bitter and feeling petty. S at this point had never bothered building a relationship despite my attempts. Relationships, family or otherwise, are a 2-way thing imho.

So, I gave him some candies, this reindeer dog thing he had given me when I was like 10, and wrapped it up w a card I wrote that said "I burn this bridge" and a few other things. He was disappointed with the plush, I thought it was bc he had actually put thought in that one. He said "no it's just the principal of things!"

So, Tumblr, am I the Asshole?

What are these acronyms?

[tloujm]

Headcanon IV: Non-apocalyptic AU

Author’s Notes: I truly can go on and on with this scenario. Let me know if you want a pt. 2! Ended it at the day after Joel’s bday so it could be definitively in a universe where the fungus infection does not happen. Other than that, my usual disclaimer on these headcanons being in a shared universe do not apply here because this is an AU! I love a good AU because sometimes I love a character but not the settings or their circumstances. That make sense? Either way, hope you enjoy!

Joel meets you when Sarah is in Kindergarten 

You become his neighbor by living in the same apartment building

Joel made Tommy take out the trash and while he was outside, spotted you moving out of a U-Haul by yourself

He was the first to introduce himself to you 

Because Sarah was at school and Joel was off, Tommy ran back inside to recruit an extra pair of hands

Tommy had immediate plans to set the two of you up since Joel hasn’t dated since Sarah’s mom left

Joel wasn’t in the mood to help anyone move, but he also wanted an excuse to put his business textbook down

He quickly liked that you weren’t annoying like his brother

Joel has lived at that complex for a few years and never really spoke to his neighbors

He didn’t feel the need to

He kept to his life, which as a single dad with a blue collar job took all of his time, and let his neighbors keep to theirs

He would say hi and bye to you in passing at first

You would go over to borrow tools

He would offer to fix whatever you needed the tools for

Caved and bought a puppy since it was the only thing on his daughter’s Christmas list

Joel begins to vent to you about his unit being messy from the dog’s high energy and him not being potty trained

You offer to walk the dog and help train him when no one is home to

After several months, you become his closest neighbor

One day, Joel’s boss calls for him to come on site last minute for a construction emergency super early in the morning

Tommy was out of town for another construction job

He was the only person that he trusted to babysit Sarah after moving away from their parents

He never had a reason to distrust you since giving you a spare key to his place for the dog

You got through life so far never having babysat, but you saw the bags under Joel’s apologetic eyes after you opened the door

You couldn’t say no to him or Sarah

That morning, you made her breakfast and took her to school

Joel would try to not push Sarah on you when his job was being extra demanding, but every so often, he would ask and you would always oblige

After another several months, you were practically apart of the family

Tommy would keep pestering Joel to ask you out 

Joel came home from work one day to relieve you

When he walked in the kitchen, he found you and Sarah making dinner together

At that moment, Joel decided to finally muster up the courage and shoot his shot

You made Joel a happy, happy man when you agreed to date

Sarah was also happy because she got to spend her free time running up and down the stairs of the complex to play in both your and his units

Joel knew that if he came home and she wasn’t there, she was safe with you

He would take a moment to decompress from his day and freshen up before skipping up the stairs to greet the two of you

Once your lease ends, you move in with them

Quickly decide that a two bedroom for 3 people and a dog is too cramped

Together, the two of you buy a nice two-story house

It was not too old, but old enough where it needed some fixing up before moving in

It was a family affair where Tommy and Joel did most of the work because of their skill set

And you kept Sarah out of their way and out of danger during the day while you helped Joel relax from all of the home and work construction that wore down his body at night

Despite their being a source of income from you too, Joel felt the pressure of now having a mortgage

Joel’s job didn’t seem worth it anymore as his boss became more demanding with no pay raise to match

You encouraged him to revisit the goal of creating his own construction business

You would stop at the library on the way home and get him some books to read on start-ups and upskilling

You eventually convince him to leave that boss and take a PT job at a hardware store so he could go to night school 

Joel has no problem with you being the major bread winner, but he does sulk from time to time but tries his best to hide it about not feeling like the best father and boyfriend at the moment

Tommy helps him pay for a ring

Its nothing flashy, but he knows you’ll love it

After 4 years together, Sarah starts to consider you her other parent and calls you "mom”

It starts with her going to Joel right before Mother’s Day and asking him what he thought about it, worrying that you would reject the title and not see her as a daughter

Joel felt blessed to have you help raise his daughter and his heart melted when Sarah wanted to do something for you on that day

He pushes away her worries and helps her execute an entire day dedicated to you and being a family

In turn, Sarah helps Joel propose

The two of you decide to elope in favor of a big family vacation as the honeymoon

Tommy comes to chaperone Sarah while the two of you have alone time

You officially adopt Sarah 

A picture of the two of you holding up the signed adoption papers hangs on one of the walls

As soon as the honeymoon is over, she starts BEGGING for a sibling

She was the only one in her small-town elementary school to not have a mom or siblings 

She happily completed one goal and quickly moved onto the next

It took a year, but she got her wish

She wanted a brother, but got a sister

Joel was destined to be a girl dad

Middle name is Eleanor 

Tommy breaks up with his girlfriend, leading him to move in with his brother and his family

He becomes a built-in manny 

Walking the dog and/or the stroller quickly gets him back into the dating game

Sarah finds all of the women that he is talking to intriguing and helps him find a new girlfriend

Joel and Tommy go in on the construction business together 

“Miller Bros. Construction”

Between the still energetic dog, the new business and a baby, Joel was noticeably adding some salt to the pepper on his head

Hair everywhere else was still dark brown

In two more years, Sarah surprises Joel by buying him a new watch for his birthday

You help her buy it, but ever the jokester, she claims that she earned the money herself by selling hard core drugs

The five of you all go out to eat for dinner

Joel wears a clean, black cotton button down tucked into dark blue jeans

All of you have cake back at the house

Sarah puts enough candles to match his age on the cake and calls him an old man inside his birthday card

You fall asleep in your bed after putting the baby down

Tommy snuck off in the middle of a movie that Joel and Sarah fell asleep on in the living room

Waking up to paid programs, Joel turned everything off and carried Sarah to bed

Everyone decided to turn his birthday into a long weekend trip

Joel didn’t want that much attention on him, but obliged when he saw his girls’ puppy eyes

Tommy Showed up at their house late the next morning

“C’mon now! We gotta hit the road ‘fore we run into this lunchtime traffic.” Tommy said as he walked into their house to start loading bags

Everyone agreed to take a road trip from Austin to a water park in Houston to beat the last bits of the Texas summer heat 

[boyjoan]

HIIIII henry, yesterday was my gram's 85th bday, she is one of my best friends! We went to her favorite museum in the city (my idea/present to her) and then met my brother and his gf for brunch and then went back to my parents' house for a surprise party w the aunts and uncles etc 😊 she was so happy and genuinely surprised, and my dad got all the cousins and even his side of the family (who my gram hangs out with but isn't actually related to—she's my mom's mom) to make a short video wishing her a happy birthday and put them all together in one video which was v amazing to her bc she didn't understand the technology LOL and she was almost crying bc she was so touched which is very rare! anyway long story short it was very nice and i think she completely loved it which makes me v happy ❤️ and bonus my family's dog was super well behaved around my cousin's 1.5 year old baby at the party, i was so proud of him

Peyton my LOVE this all sounds so WONDERFUL im so glad everyone had a beautiful time :') tysm for sending this it made me so happy!!!

[kerizaret]

since ur interested ill send a picture of gerald by the end of today probably!! depends on how fast i can get things done

and omg was popo a pillow pet??? and borys and nana are such lovely names too!! even when u were tiny your art still had so much personality, it’s lovely that you have records of how far youve come and how long youve been at it :3

giving them birthdays is so real . im sure some of my oldest plushies have them as well that ive just completely forgotten 💀 but which one is the one that has a birthday in a few days?? i know i already owe you a little art but id love to celebrate their bday somehow even though thats probably very silly haha

Yay!! Can't wait!!!

AND YES!! Popo was and STILL IS!! my pillow pet together with his sister Mumu!!

That's them :D

I also still have Borys! He is Big and was the biggest for some time so he was the King. And also the Dad (we have A LOT of dog plushies...)

Nana is at our grandma's for safekeeping along with many we simply didnt have space for 😭😭 (also it's a him which is funny to me)

And AWWWH THANK YOU! I keep all my old art!! Unless I gave it to someone. I have a whole box of old sketchbooks and full folders of loose papers from my drawings from all ages! Nor counting the folders my parents keep from where we were even younger 😭😭 art has always kind of been there!

AHDHAH you don't need to celebrate his bday (I also forgot them all, only have the ones I have written there 😭) HAHSH but here he is!!

This tiny guy's name is Dazzy and his bday is recorded as 4th August 2007 apparently! Funny that it's a few days before my own! He's been with me since like first grades of primary school, CHANGED GENDERS, joined me during a surgery AND lost his older brother twice only for him to come back different HDHS. God there's there's many stories to tell. It would take me a whole day I swear

Yes the hoodie is OBLIGATORY

[bbael]

Hi my love, how are you doing?

I know it's been months but life is so chaotic despite taking medication

I've got little updates of my life.

Luna sadly passed away a few months ago at the start of the year, and since then it's been hard to live each passing day without her.

Namun is now 3 years old, and we bought a (dog) cake for him. We couldn't take any pictures but he was SO happy to have a cake for himself.

My dad found a little dog left alone to die near the campo and now she's part of our family.

Her names is Pietra, but we call her Pipino / Pipina /Pipín. We think that Luna sent her so we wouldn't miss her too much.

She loves being held like a baby (also hair and back reveal)

Hellooo my love<333 i've been missing you :(❤ so sorry to hear you've been having a rough time despite the treatment. I get it though, sometimes life just. really be like that. I'm here for you if you ever need someone to talk, even if just to take your mind out of things happening.

& I've been doing well ! At least better than I was a couple months ago which is great & i try to stay positive ;_;!!

I'm so sorry about Luna's passing, she was such a lovely girl and I know you adored her!! Actually sent you a message when I read about her some time ago but it seems it didn't reach you? and now I'm so sorry I didn't send you a dm instead -_-.

I know how hard it is to lose your long time pet, do know im still sending you all my love and support no matter how long has passed❤ little Luna will be remembered so lovingly.

But also..i'm so happy to finally get some Namun news oh my goddd <333 sorry to be like this but he is my fave of your little pack hahdhfk. Bet he's still just a puppy. Also overjoyed to know he got his own safe to eat cake.....that is so cute :(( i hope he also got a silly bday hat too? No??

& so glad you guys just keep adopting strays and giving them a dign, healthy and happy life!! Pipin looks so cute like a little parrot perched upon your shoulder and I also love her little vest hehe (and your hair omfg!!!ze....).

Please give ALL of your babies many forehead kisses, pets and ear scratches from Me. Know if I was around I would be obssessing over them 24/7!

Since u sent me dog updates I guess I'd also share mine? Kind of?

My bestie adopted the TINIEST puppy from an abandoned batch(?) on god knows where and even though she isn't mine, I get to spend a lot of time with her and it brightens my days a lot. Her name is Pócima and she's barely over one month old or something but already knows how to play fetch and roll around on command hehe. She's just a baby but so smart😭🖤

Wish I could post pics but id feel bad since its not *my* pet sjfjfk but shes black and still fits on the palm of my hand.

Anywho... Thank you so much for dropping by Ze🖤🖤i really miss u tons...

Once again..sending all my kissies and cuddles to ur gang (and you too, if thats your thing 😳) & am hoping things get easier over there! One day at a time luv❤ love you lots!!

[forestslut]

tagged by @bunnychxrm !!

nickname: I’ve heard people call me Bron the most since changing my name in 2017 (my name is Bronwyn)

height: 5’3

last google search: daffy duck gif. lol

song stuck in my head: Gasoline by HAIM. specifically the line “I wanna get off, but you’re such a tease” 😩 can you tell I’m heartbroken and horny?the album this song is on has been on repeat

number of followers: 1’106

amount of sleep: about 5 hours this time. these days it’s been hard to stay asleep

lucky number: idk about lucky, but my favorite number is 7 (literally decided this yesterday)

dream job: I don’t have a specific vision, but I love the thought of having jobs that include animals, plants, creativity, and helping others in some way. I think I’m too much of a free spirit to be tied down to one job forever

what am i wearing: currently? my “pjs” (an olive green tank top and only that)

favorite media: OOOG I can’t choose just one. Adventure Time, Twin Peaks, OFMD, My Own Private Idaho, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Steven Universe, The Sandman, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, As Above So Below, Ratatouille, Call Me by Your Name, Fleabag. may even add to this list later LOL

favorite song: if I had to choose JUST ONE? Pain by the War On Drugs. Skulls by Bastille will always be a favorite tbh, but Pain has been on my mind a lot over the past few years. “I’ve been pulling on a wire, but it just won’t break. I’ve been turning up the dial, but I hear no sound. I resist what I cannot change, and I wanna find what can’t be found”

favorite instrument: probably drums? I think it’s hot when people play them and I wanna learn how to play them myself one day

aesthetic: slutty, earth tones, colorful patterns

favorite author: I don’t think I read enough to have one skdjskjdks

favorite animal noise: cat mrrrp, dogs eating bones, seagulls (esp when they’re being assholes)

random: my dad told me that when I was a baby, an old Native woman approached him while he was holding me and told him that his baby had the spirit of a wolf. now, my dad being the self centered Capricorn man that he is (we also share the same bday lol) (and whose favorite animal is the wolf) took this to mean that that comment was a reflection of HIM, and not that it literally meant that I had the spirit of a wolf. I used to downplay her comment because I didn’t see it in myself, but I see it now more than ever. I’m a god damn wolf, bitch 🗣

I tag @soul-of-spoopy @seedstoroots @co-opmode @blaiddbutch @eachdayyoudrisewme @oneleggedflamingo @sharkfinsoap (no presh to do this :))

[bunnywan]

tag game to better know you

Send this to people you’d like to know better!

triple tagged by @bladling @lilredghost @renlyslittlerose <3

What book are you currently reading? the beauty myth by naomi wolf. i tried keeping notes in the margins but noticed i was putting a post it on every single page.

What’s your favorite movie you saw in theaters this year? i literally canot remember any movie i saw in theaters other than jordan peeles nope. which was great.

What do you usually wear? tiny skirt. the rest varies.

How tall are you? 5'6″

What’s your Star Sign? Do you share a birthday with a celebrity or a historical event? im obviously a scorpio and i share a bday with CHLOE FUCKING SEVIGNY!!!!! 

Do you go by your name or a nick-name? half the time i get madison, half the time i get madi/mads. my dad calls me “bratison”.

Did you grow up to become what you wanted to be when you were a child? im in college trying my fuckin best to be

Are you in a relationship? If not, who is your crush if you have one? im far too complex and divine and sexy for that.

What’s something you’re good at vs. something you’re bad at? good at: writing. bad at: eating.

Dogs or cats? dogs dogs dogs

If you draw/write, or create in any way, what’s your favorite picture/favorite line/favorite etc. from something you created this year? from my fics, like what i like is my favorite, cus i like my own dirty prose in it or whatever. but honestly, my favorite part of writing is talking about it with my writer friends (looking at u sadie <3)

What’s something you would like to create content for? im loyal to obi-wan. u will not catch me creating anything for anyone/anything that isn’t him.

What’s something you’re currently obsessed with? the dude who plays charles in the new season of the crown. i’m so ashamed.

What’s something you were excited about that turned out to be disappointing this year? boba fett show

What’s a hidden talent of yours? drinking an absurd amount and not being hungover

Are you religious? sometimes when my mom asks me why i dont shave my legs i say “cus this is how god made me.” so, well. 

What’s something you wish to have at this moment? hokkaido oolong milk tea.

so many people have done this so i am singularly and specifically tagging @zaecula (who i always picture using tumblr on like an old computer with dial up sounds… for some reason)

[sz81kic]

intro? (might edit later but eh)

Ashton but Damians also fine

he/him (testing out: it/its & hy/hymn)

arospec, greysexual, veldian/veiberian

transmasculine, transneutral, etherio boy

grim and lasiurus

dresses in a grunge or causal streetwear, hypermasc style mostly

16 years old

rabiespunk, voidpunk, lovepunk, amatopunk (could be more, idfk I just exist bro)

https://open.spotify.com/user/317zreshc74emv7bstby6id7yuru

ACAB, stand with Palestine,

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what I like (what I can remember):

music (obv)

alt fashion

minecraft

persona 5 (mainly the anime & especially Ren Amamiya/Joker)

writing / poems (I only write love poems or shitty poems for school)

black, grey and red (THIS red #4a0000 & THIS grey #6e6e6e)

dressing up

spiderman

adventure time

deadpool

fighting (kinda joking, kinda not bro)

stars

doodles

space

science

kandi braclets (especially black, red and grey ones!!)

sillent hills

resident evil

7 days to die

alice: madness returns

true crime

halloween (my bdays in oct so yk)

psycholoy

biololgy

cats & dogs (I have 2 cats and 2 dogs lol)

shitty/stupid jokes (think dad jokes but disturbing)

anyway, acab hoes.

[krs724490]

4.20.2024

all I ever wanted to be was isolated up in the trees. to live in a treehouse and to study myself and the mysteries of this world. to transcend. to be one with. and then I realized its all about connection. its about sitting with a tall spine. its about being attentive to any and every relationship. the most contagious energy is the energy created amongst fellow humans (possibly animals) the way mutual kindness heals the soul is a medicine I have not indulged in. its always been rushing off to meditate or to do a practice I think will heal me when in reality the healing energy comes from having a long, energetic, kind, attentive conversation with the couple I'm dog sitting for. Not rushing to escape it, but soaking it in. I realize I do not value small talk, Ive always found it useless. I didn't understand. But small talk is the definition of connecting with a stranger. you can't jump into the big stuff so you touch on the small. and people love that. people feel cared for, seen when you can touch them in that small way. that small talk, it matters. and yes it takes energy, but its worth every ounce. to not be a recluse. I'm headed off for the summer and I do need to dive into some of my stuff. but I'm excited to see the ways connection can play a role in what I do from here on out. while isolated up here in the trees, trapped by snow and weather, I will write to my loved ones. I will thank them.

graham

As time passes, I get to sit here and write my card from a new understanding of you. More experiences acquired/thoughts shared/conflicts sorted. Writing cards will never get old. I love putting all this into words - articulating it helps me process... and I love telling you my thoughts from a deeper place, making sure you know how loved you are. We're in the beginning right now and I really enjoy the process of learning you - hearing your thoughts, witnessing the way you live, seeing how you navigate our relationship as well as your other relationships. You've surprised me in many ways. I'm not sure who I thought you were, but the more I know, the more I love. and it doesn't come from a place of admiring that you "have it together" as a mature adult man... because yes, you are so great at connecting with your friends, and being socialable, and you have a great career you love, youre so handsome, etc etc all those things, I could go on... those are great things. You are badass for being who you are, but I love you not necessarily for being that person. It's more that I can see your heart underneath it all. I can see the way you care so genuinely about others, the way you take care of people (especially Marcos, Brian, your brother and sister). The way you are honestly trying to do what's best for everyone in every situation. You are good hearted. and it is so attractive. It's very easy to love you.

There is something about our relationship where instead of hitting the gas pedal and wanting to rush into creating this big grand love story where we take on the world together... instead I want to pump the brakes and enjoy a steady ride. because I'm not chasing some elusive love story, it feels like I'm here living it. There's no urgency, I just trust. I trust us to find adventure and create the moments of love when we get there, when the timings right for both of us. It feels so good to just let it flow, I think it's a gift we've given ourselves by being in alignment on this level. Thank you, for showing me the ways dating and love can really make sense and be easy if you have the right two people. I appreciate you more than you know. and I love you from my coochie to pluto.

gabe

megan

brenna

alison's bday

mother's day

father's day dad

father's day eric

[hallmarkspeedreviews]

Love on the Right Course

-fmc: Whitney

-mmc: Don’t know this guys name still

-mom just died 2yrs ago

-caddie wants to be her coach

-why is this set in Budapest?

-no. Really. Why are they in Budapest?

-again, odd to bring two Americans to Budapest and then the story is that they’re Hungarian.

-getting her dad the dog is very cute. I spent the entire scene watching the two mains compete wondering about what the dad and dog were up to.

-I know this is hallmark and all movies are like this but having a bunch of Hungarians speak English to each other is odd.

-maybe the producer is Hungarian?

-so basically she is an athlete who lost the love of the sport. We’ve seen it. But I’m not against formulaic.

-Zuki the dog is back. Thank god. her sad dad really gonna make me weep.

-I’m sorry, who is this blonde lady?

-yes girl. Make him your coach. Don’t ask him. Just demand his help. Love it.

-oh. That blonde lady is the real estate agent

-just once, can a Hallmark parent just be able to sell their house and go about their business?!

-so she’s mad that her father’s employee helped schedule a potential buyer? Girl. Come off it.

-damn. Her daddy don’t want to see NOBODY

-very much still unsure of the mmc’s name. Eric?

-a watch with the time stopped at her first hole in one? That is precious

-just a bunch of Hungarians speaking English…

-dad got a string ensemble and sang to his wife on her bday? A MAN

-these two “Hungarians” can’t do Hungarian traditional dances? Sure Jan.

-I forgot I was watching this movie

-but the dad got an offer on his property. Good for him.

-this movie is just people going to dinner. Which is great for them I guess. But also…

-her mom and her dad are both Hungarian? Or just the dad? So she wasn’t raised in Budapest her whole life?

-is this a thing? So people in Hungary really like golf and do they all end up going to America on scholarship? Was the golf team at my school Hungarian and I didn’t know? I don’t think so. They were business majors and I had classes with them

-“you don’t owe him anything” I know that’s right! Her daddy don’t play about his people.

-his name is DANIEL!!!

-thus Andrew guy is really a piece of work. You quit on me and now I gotta take you back. Please go away. Is he an old boyfriend? Why is he even here? I don’t trust him

-and then she’s planning some other party? Truly have no idea what this is for?

-why do golfers have to wear the ugliest shorts known to man

-not the dudes having a dick measuring contest over their desire to be her coach?

-Bianka is a snake but you know what, fair. She found a huge buyer and he wasted her time.

-Zuki stays!!!

-I’m sorry, but I don’t really feel bad for this dad. He ain’t read his own contract!? You’re a business owner

-this Andrew character is the single most annoying person on the planet

-her dad following her the whole way? He don’t play about her at ALL. Love him. I take it back. Biancka ain’t shit.

-and Bianka is a con artist!?!? Wow. Didn’t see that coming

-she just won something. Oh! It was at the same time as her hole in one. Cute.

-the puppy has a bed in the new cafe!!!???? Love.

-I can’t stress this enough. Why are we in Hungary?!? America! America, explain!!!

5.5/10 - Didn’t change any lives but wasn’t offensively bad. Wouldn’t watch again. But not mad I watched it.

[tellmelittlethingsaboutyourday]

My birthday was yesterday and it was GREAT!!

Mom got home from her vacation the day before and it is great to have her back. The dog went absolutely wild when she saw her. We had Mom wait out in the breezeway behind a corner and I let Zoey out to check the mail. She walked right past her, glad to sniff the breeze and potentially woof at squirrels, and then turned to see her. She barked her head off at the intruder, recognized her, and proceeded to prove that even as an old lady of 10 she still handle a 5ft verticle leap. She knocked Mom back into the wall and was just beside herself with joy. Mom couldn't wait for my actual birthday so she had me unwrap my presents within hours of her arrival and Zoey helped by pulling out the package she thought was a toy. It was not a toy. It was my new slippers. She was very excited to chew on the crinkly plastic and was crushed when we took it away from her. She felt better though when she got a peanut butter filled kong.

Then on my actual birthday my bff came over and we played board games, ate pizza, and took off to go see a Vincent Price double feature at one of my favorite theaters. His daughter, Victoria Price, was there and she brought a dog!!! So soft. And her stories about her dad were really sweet. Also there was a gentleman biking in front of the theater on a bicycle built for two with a skeleton on the back.

It was one of my nicest birthdays.

Yess, sounds like a lovely bday! It's been almost 2 months since your bday now, so feels silly to say happy belated, but happy belated! <3

[hyenadon]

physical abuse cw:

Maybe perhaps part of the reason I went no-contact w my ENTIRE nuclear family and not just my bioparents is bc none of them seem to have any sense of imagination. Like. They cannot imagine a world in which parents do not hit kids. They think it's normal, acceptable, even useful. And they also imagine that my mom never hit me. They think i'm exaggeratting or lying. I'm not lying. I'm not exaggerating. My mom hit me. And they think I deserved it.

I remember being like. 10-12 years old and being laid facedown on my bed and my mom whipping me with a vaccuum cord. And there are too many other things. How she dragged me by the hair into her car that one time. How she slapped me and called me a cunt on my 18th bday.

last time I was on tumblr I talked a lot about how awful of a person my biomom is and I just. I can't express it enough. She is so incredibly awful. I am excited for her death. She hits children, she hits dogs, she is incapable of caring for herself and makes her dogshit husband (my dad) do all the cooking and cleaning and shopping. scum of the earth. scum.

imo there is one excuse for hitting or yanking a child or dog, and that's when they are placing themselves in physical danger. When Koda leans out my 3rd floor window, i immediately yank her out of the window and scream at her "NO. NO. NO. NO. NO." she's just a dog she doesn't really understand that leaning out of a 3rd floor window might cause her pain or death, so i simply have to just grab her back leg, yeet her, and scream.

and if a kid is like...about to run into traffic then I am going to yank them and yell "DONT DO THAT". I don't think I could bring myself to *hit* a kid. But the physical action of pulling someone close to you, close to safety, that is still scary and, in my experience, physically painful.

(that sentence is a poem start or poem middle, and belongs with the momma giraffe poem)

Overall though, my biomom never yanked me away from traffic, or pulled me away from tall heights that would hurt me. Even that time I tried to run away while she was teaching me to drive...I told her I had my phone, wallet, and keys on me. I could find my way home, if I needed to run away. But she still dragged me into her car by my hair. And she still hit me. She didn't do it for my safety.

She just hit me.

[rawrmeansilyindinosawr]

I WANT ELLI0T PG 2 PURSU3 MOI BOTTOM HALF CUZ MOI DAD DIED

SUUUPPPPPppPPpppPPPP H0MEZZ n THEYZ N ITZ N HE HIMZ.. dissh week has been SPRING BREAK n it GOTzz meh missin vanessa hudgenzz N moi 12 YR OLD SPIRAL / ADDICTION when Her sMHExyy nudes got l33ked . but als0 that era cuz obvvv. i DO NOT mean 2 sound lik a pervert butt my best fwend defzz has been dressin ALOT lik minni3 m0use but the sexy version w n0 gloves n no bra no panties n Holes EXposed. ... . . .

i luv having SHARED SOCIAL ANXIETY b4 a bday partyyyY so we all sit on thA Stoop A Block away from the actual club venuee the bdAY partyzz at n do K n contemplate the nxt step /nxtt club hOp n blah blah blah wee wanna avoid takin a car w some randozz at tha other 1 cuz meh. SHARED SOCIAL ANXIETY... WE R ALL CONNECTED IN THE URETHA OF A UNIVERSAL VAGINA MONOLOGUE ... speaking of Daatttt i LUV POETRY READINGZZ at my grASSy KNOLL w sexy weed tht i KANT smoke cuz thts GONNA GIBB MEH AN ANXIETY ATTACK but dere is DEFZZ sum sexy moss from KATE MOSS QUEEN.. n being fahsionablyy l8 to it cuz u were lowkeY maybE highkey having sex for the 5th time in a row in just a day . I LOVE RICE WITH PIGEON PEAZ. N SPAM. ;D

iyam running out of KEWPIE MAYONAOUSE n i am ALSO running out of moi h0use in the name of FAMILY N FRIENDSHIP N COMMUNITYYyyy JUST 2 Make Sure I show support down tha bl0ck to moi fwenddd speakin at purgatory n when i runningg up tha stairs they hear moi runningg up tha stairss in moi platformzz n tell every1 on stage they hear meh by my loud big shoes cuz moi shoes r as big as the size of moi COCK 8=D . n i unintentionally meet someone moi partner asked out on a date twice n got NO both of those timez.. ;]

my TOes n neck n back crack every hour N I dink it meanzz im lik anemic and also hot n sexy cuzz i DOLLZKILLL COMMENTED ON MOI IG PIC OF MEH GOIN VROOM VROOM IN A SHMEXY RED N BLACK [MOI COLORZZ] UBER OMWW 2 A LEASING OFFICE MGMTT COMPANY IN BK WHEERE A HATIAN WOMAN SLUT SHAMED MEH 4 WEARIN LEGGINGS AS A SHIRT N MY NIPPLE PIERCING NIPPLES WERE EXPOSEDDD. but DOLLZKILL WERE LYKEE ASKIN FOR MEH TO PICK THEM UP . LIKE OMFGGGGG.. . .. ask meh 2 ModEL for u IN CALI OR SOMETHING SO I KAN FINALLY B FAMOUS N LIVE OUT MOI 10TH HOUSE FAME N POWER N INFLUENCEEEEEEEE.

i luv GOIN ALL DA WAY TO STATEN ISLAND 2 C INDONESIAN BAND PLAY DRUMZ WITH SWISS CHEEZE SYMBALSS. ;] dating a pisces is cray cuz they cRY rite when they wake up n rite after sexx n rite when u mak them coffee in da morningzz cuz they r BBYZZZZZZZ ;D

gODDDD I RLY WANNA TRAVEL ALREADYY N MAKE UP MOI MIND AB MOI CAREERR CUZZ honestly GETTIN BANNED OFF LEX TWO DAYZZ AGO WUZ KINDA THA PEAK OF MOI EXISTENCE . I Hav nVr gotten bANNED b4 but i mean tha last 2-3 reports i had on mOI account were COMPLetely normal in moi opinion i dink it defzz just wuz lik a miscommunication ab mEH wanting to throw handzz n fight this stupid bitch from henrietta hudson , explaining dat i YAM da plug with a sweet potato yam emoji , n als0 wanting 2 start a support group kalled TboyHorsedicktrauma support group 101 . iDK why ppl think im such a threat. i just look mean but im uwu BABY AF...

i luvv plannin 2 fuck at a public playground n then moi planzz fallin thru cus there 2 many KIDDOZZ out so i buy 8 dollarr cup of coffee then uber 2 moi best fwendzz rooftop to just hav seggs there in a slutty sailor outfit . ;] i THINK moi heart is also growing more n more for kuromi as i accumulate more n more thingzz of her now esp cuz i hav a baby wipe make up wipe case of HEr, more socks , a sweater hand made of her face via eyelits n safety pinzz n spikes n studzz n i actually realized i DO likee working in an office w 3 earth signs n a dog n 1 of those earth signs is also a life coach who also speaks ab body positivity [ always makes comments ab my 'petite frame and long legs'] but fat shames herself n shelly duvall n also spendzz alot of time investigating if ariana grande is actually anoreixicc. MUYYY INTERESANTEEEE N TRIGGERING LOL ;D

ITS ALMOST MERCURYRETROGRADE N I HOPE MY EX'S CUM BACK 2 MEH . WELL NOT AL LLL. just one that blocked meh in january thtt wusnt rly moi ex just a situationship that actually damaged my mental health a lot N HAD meh Convinecdd I HAD a p3RSONAality disorder but nO im just chariasmatic n LIke to feed into my partners keyboard typing fast kink.

I WISH I CULD FALL INTO A PUDDLE N NVR HAV TO GET UPP CUZ IM SO TIRED N SLEEPYY N BORED CUZ IM COMIN OFF OF A MDMA MOLLYYYYYYYY I SHULDNT HAV TAKEN I SHULD HAV KEPT CUZ IM SELLIN DEM N U DONT GET HI OFF UR OWN SUPPLY DATZ WHUT IT SAYS IN CRACK AMENDMENTZZ 101 ;[ i h8 being financially abused n then crying ab it while eating chiggen skewerzz n pad thai at klom klorm. i luv being a brat n also singing rly rly rly rly rly rly rly loud in my bedroom floor while making the bushwick version of goodnite moon w patchwork quilt fleece tht keeps faling aaprt actually cuz i didnt hav anymore glue sticks for the hot glu gun then it just rly all fell apart n it looked ugly n defz wuz not tha type of gift i wanted 2 giv out n also hav it b seen as something i believ kan be representative at all of moi as an artist or somethang. ;[

i stg if moi crushess dont get back 2 meh in a more timely mannner n actually wanna go on datez then ima hit up the trak teeam that came over the other week 2 Tylerz n ask them to take off their shirts for meh while they sweat in their david bowie clown make up n then talk ab giving each other orgiezz n accusing meh of being a lesbian which is not an accusation at AALLLLZZZZ.

im NOT CUNT AS MUCH AS I WANT 2 B CUZ IM INSECURE N SAD N KIND OF LIK THE EQUIVALENT TO A JELO GELATIN . BUT i luv u all n i need hugs cuz this mdma made meh throw up after seeing a musician at SOBS play the flute . im sad af but at least i took slutty pix in applebeezz N made a bonfire after asking strangerzz 4 they fire starter with puppydogeyezz n a pudding cup.!!:3

luv u

rennyxcx [ like charli but renny bc im obsessed n my hyperfixation on unlock it by charlixcx has been an autistic obsession the last 4 months also with soundcloud . DUH ]

[helv-ete]

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@apersonwholikeslotus thanks for the tag!!

What book are you currently reading?

I don’t read books that often unless I have to, but rn I’m reading A Christmas Carol bc I’m watching through most all of the film adaptations and I wanted to compare it to the book. After watching ~50 Christmas carol movies in like 2 months it isn’t really anything special.

What's your favorite movie you saw in theaters this years?

I only saw a couple movies in theaters this year, but the first thing that came to mind for this was Sonic 2 which was NOT a good movie by any means but I saw it w my friend on the day it came out while we were on vacation and it was hilarious so I’m gonna have to go w that.

What do you usually wear?

Some sort of cargo pants or slacks, a sweater or hoodie, and converse or docs depending on the weather.

How tall are you?

5’7

What's your star sign? Do you share a birthday with a celebrity or a historical event?

I’m a Virgo and idk abt celebrities but I have the same bday as miku binder Thomas Jefferson and those planes hitting the twin towers.

Do you go by your name or a nick-name?

I just go by Ezra on here but irl I go by a shortened version of my birthname bc my parents won’t let me change it so technically both?

Did you grow up to be become what you wanted to be when you were a child?

Well, I’m 15 so I don’t think I can rlly answer this question yet, but ever since I was a kid computer science has been my realistic life plan and I’m on track to do that so kinda.

Are you in a relationship? If not, who is your crush if you have one?

I’m aroace and I don’t desire any sort of relationship at all so no.

What's something you're good at vs. something you're bad at?

I’d like to think I’m pretty good at writing and art and I am not good at talking to people online or irl.

Dogs or Cats?

Cats out of the two, but tbh I don’t rlly like any animals all that much.

What's something you would like to create content for?

I’ve wanted to draw stuff for Ted Lasso and Bojack Horseman for a while now but I can’t draw old ppl or horses very well (I’m trying tho)

What's something you're currently obsessed with?

Seinfeld. Obviously Hetalia and by extension history (specifically Dutch + German) but every year around this time I get rlly into a popular adult comedy for several months, permanently altering my psyche and this year that is Seinfeld. I feel like my brain noticed that my life is going absolutely insane rn and decided it was necessary to deploy the SpIn.

What's something you were excited about that turned out to be disappointing this year?

Ap European history. All last summer and the end of last year I was like “omg I cant wait to take ap euro next year it’s gonna be so fun I love European history and I’ve heard the teacher is awesome” and then the year starts and she keeps getting sick and by October (abt 2 months into school) she’s only been in class like half the days. So obviously everyone in the class starts getting rlly annoyed bc this was obviously not at all planned for at all as we’d been doing world history II work we’d already done last year the whole time, we are barely learning any new content, and our grades weren’t getting updated so a lot of ppl were failing the class. Then, the teacher misses 2 weeks straight of school and we’re all confused and annoyed. This goes on until one morning I’m eating my animal crackers and my dads like “hey did you know [teachers name]” and I’m like “yeah” and he’s like “oh well she just died” so then we spend like a month trying to get things back in order and getting tossed around the history department like a hot potato with anyone willing to teach us. Then like a week ago we finally got a permanent teacher and apparently we are like 2 months behind on content and we have to do a whole unit this week and a bunch of reading over break to maybe be ready for the ap test in may.

Are you religious?

No, my parents aren’t religious so I never have been.

What's something you wish to have at this moment?

Free time. I have so many projects and tests this week it’s crazy. It’s ~9:30pm my time as I’m writing this and I’ve used pretty much all my free time since I woke up making this post.

@rownavi (if they ever end up seeing this lmao) & @grimanonrexwrites

Srry if you’ve already gotten this!