#<- being safe

[thatsuccessfulpokemontrainer]

Everything I roleplay on discord is 100% canon guys trust me

[ratxklng]

EVERYONE WANTS TO BE ME !!!

[cowboyinternist]

a few months ago i was talking to someone about where night vale is located, and when i said it was in the desert they responded with “isn’t it in the midwest? that makes more sense.” and it made me genuinely nauseous.

[vilea777]

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

[luwha]

Tumblr: No NSFW! You know how it is we banned it because of the bots in 2018!

Also tumblr:

[symphonyofsilence]

Let the poor man rest.

[earlgraytay]

Hey, PSA for younger/newer transmascs:

Tumblr has been showing targeted ads for "FTM binders" off Amazon. They look like this:

Do not buy these.

A binder is a piece of medical equipment. If you use one incorrectly, or use a poorly made one, you can really fuck up your ribs. This article from the Cleveland Clinic talks about how to bind safely.

A $14 binder is guaranteed not to be safe. There's a reason reputable companies charge more- sometimes a lot more. They have to carefully design binders so they don't crush your ribs or make you sick.

You know how everyone says Don't Bind With Duct Tape? Don't bind with Amazon binders.

[detentiontrack]

When Mabel comes out to Stan, she’s really scared that he’s going to reject her and have an issue with it, so she’s emotional and asks him if he still loves and supports her and he’s just like “??? Kid I’ve been telling you all summer I’m one of the LBTGs” and then it’s her turn to be like “wait what??” because she thinks he had never mentioned a sexuality before, and it turns out Stan had been constantly telling the kids that he’s “ambidextrous” because he thought it meant the same thing as bisexual.

[aviolettrose]

A fanfic idea:

Bruce was able to rescue Jason before he died, and after this experience, Jason stopped being Robin.

He became afterwards the golden child, he goes to college (with a scholarship), helps out in the city library, teaches children (helps with their homeworks and helps them to study), works part time in a car garage in crime alley, and is a supportive brother.

And it pisses his siblings off.

Because there has to be something fishy because no one, really no one, is that perfect.

And there is something fishy.

He is also Red Hood.

No one knows, and the vigilantes never talk to Jason about "the family business" because he needs to concentrate on his studies and other stuff.

So imagine, Batmans suprise when the JL was able to catch Red Hood.

Someone takes Jasons helmet off in front of Batman, Nightwing, and other members

And Jason, who wears also a domino mask, doesn't look Batman in the face even as he says :

"Hey Dad. I can explain."

And Dick loses his shit, he laughs so hard because, Jason, The golden child, the one who gave up on being a vigilante, who reads to children in the library, is a goddamn crimelord.

Bruce just stands there frozen because wtf Jason?!

And Dick takes selfies with Jason being tied up and calles the other Batkids in because they should definitely not be left out of it.

(Edit: As someone who doesn't really write (or can write good stories), I want to say, feel free to use this prompt for a fanfiction. Just please give credits to me (because I don't know if someone else had also this idea and posted it) and please inform me if you publish something (because I want to read a fanfiction like this too))

[borderlesbian]

me fighting the urge to be such a bitch to someone bc i'm overstimulated and anxious

[thatsuccessfulpokemontrainer]

✍ - a memory of their mother

Beedrill :>

. . . [Opening - TheOwl.TXT.]

It was almost a reward, wandering the forest with her.

One day a week. His day off. Was it Sunday or Thursday? It's impossible to tell. Time doesn't exist in Ilex Forest.

He didn't have to go into the lab and see...

No. Not worth thinking about. He should be happy, but something itches at the back of his mind.

"You're talking to yourself Fox."

Her soft voice rang through the trees.

He blinked, closing his mouth, before opening it again,

"Oh. I'm sorry.."

She looked at him, something sad in her eyes. He looked at her... how long had they been eye level height? Hm.

"Go on, tell me if its bothering you so much."

He looked at her, for a moment there was something real there. Something genuine. He looked away, it felt wrong. This was wrong.

"I don't want to burden you."

He was such a pest. Why was he such a pest.

"We both know it's far to late for that."

Those words made his throat close up, his chest ached.

"What is it Fox?"

He blinked, there was something bothering him. He just. It felt far away. This was surreal. What was bothering him?

"I..."

What was bothering him?

What. What.

Oh no.

"It's..."

What was going on? Where was he? How old was he? What was his name?

Everything was starting to unravel.

Again.

"Fox."

Fox. Right. He was Fox.

He was being a Pest again.

"I- I don't know. I don't know. I'm sorry."

"You're still ill hm? I thought you were getting better with this."

Fox. He was was Fox. This was real.

"I don't know. I'm sorry."

He repeated himself, his scripts failing him.

She look down on him without warmth,

"I know you are."

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:

michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club

*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***

that's it that's the movie

outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative

actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.

aka Michael Myers Is A Republican

but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too

also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain

side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty

i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978

(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)

oh no he's hot

[vilea777]

sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine

[chloesimaginationthings]

Jeremy Fitzgerald bravery in FNAF 2 worries Michael..

[ewwww-what]

Ugh. Literally just let her go home???