#<- Just in case ig

[yetanotheralien-heartemoji]

I made a zine about.. Nothing in particular ^_^

[angelgirlboobs]

looking at porn but its just pictures of trains and computers

[squeakyclamart]

sighs.

he's just like me fr.

[a-little-monotonous]

after i took these pics i used a glass bowl n paper to take it outside and the entire time the lil guy was like "WHAT IS HAPPENING"

[ronanceisintheair]

If you cry about Nancy saying she doesn't love Steve in that bathroom scene you're weird, because I wouldn't love someone that was giving me the vibes he was giving me either. Someone giving me emotional neglect(before actively leaving me piss drunk at a party) and being burdened by my most traumatic event. The person who I would think could sympathize but instead is only irritated and acting like I should mask my true emotions. Someone not even willing to pause and see how fucked up that shit is making me(its not hard to see btw)

[isa-ghost]

*crashes in*

Answer all of them (or as many as you want) for Cyber I dare you. We must spread the swirly man brainrot

🖤 How cold-hearted are they? Do they have a secret or soft side? Why or who with?

He can be very cold hearted, but to specific people. Usually ones who wrong him or his closest personal circle. Sometimes strangers if he doesn't like their vibes. Otherwise oh my god is this little gremlin a mush. He's a hopeless romantic and he's very affectionate because of his deprived childhood. His husbands and the people he trusts the most get Softie Privileges. So like, Physxaas, Lyniaas, Miriam, Alexander. His immediate circle.

🎶 Do they have a theme song/song you associate most with them? Why did you pick this song?

This bitch has a whole playlist. It's full of his energy be it the chaotic whore part, the scary demon prince part, or a flavor of trauma he has.

💋 Do they have a lover? If so, who are they and what are the dynamics? If not, are they a flirty type of person or see it as pointless?

He has two, Wylmas and Kraum. He and Wylmas are the most domestic, precious gays ever. He and Kraum are simultaneously the two kids you never put near each other in class, and a couple of pompous Disney villain wannabes (affectionate). Cyber is an absolute flirt and hopeless little lust machine.

💥 Are they much of a fighter or do they rely more on strategy? How so?

He bounces between both. It purely depends on circumstance, opponent, how much time he has to think, and his emotions. If you've brutally pissed him off then there's no strategy, just carnage. Wrong him slightly? He'll be plotting and you'll never know until it's too late.

🤗 Do they have a best friend? Are they still friends and does the friend know who they truly are?

His bestie is Sonny, and given that she carried his, Wylmas and Kraum's daughter and gave them a max of 4 more times she'll do it again? Yeah they're still besties. She has his kneecaps at all times, he can't hide shit from her.

🍼 Do they have any children, do they like children? Why or why not?

Oops I answered this early. Well to elaborate, he originally didn't want kids out of fear of perpetuating a family cycle of abuse. But he didn't. Wylmas broke him with the cuteness of tiny baby clothes and baby demon purrs and now they have their daughter Miriylia. On top of that, he has at least 3 bastard children from all his whoring and surely more than that, which he's now ready to be a father to if they so choose. His feelings towards kids are complicated, but his little ball of kitten noises of a daughter is quickly pushing him to the side of liking kids.

😆 What kind of laugh do they have? Is it deceiving or fitting?

He has a Selection of laughs. The evil bitch cackle. The charming bastard chuckle. The genuine laugh at something funny. The crackhead wheeze. They all fit him well, but the cackle is without a doubt the most fitting.

👣 What do they do when they're thinking? Do they pace, write things down, make thought boards?

A little pacing, a little writing, maybe spitballing plots with Kraum. Some thoughtful hums or shithead looks that give away he's up to no good. Or a thousand yard resting bitch stare that'll intimidate the shit out of anyone.

🥣 Do they have any domestic skills? what are they? If not, how come?

This man can cook so good you'll wish you could fuck the meals he makes. He likes to garden but that's more Wylmas's thing. He can sing and play instruments if you count those as domestic. Honestly Cyber's a helluva trophy husband, he even enjoys cleaning to a certain degree when you'd expect him to scoff like the royal priss he can be.

💕 Do they do good with intimacy or is it something they're afraid of? Explain.

He's fantastic at all aspects of intimacy, except sharing his vulnerability. Aforementioned family cycle abuse said Emotions Bad so when he's feeling depressed or scared, he bottles that up or buries it in booze and sex and hopes it'll go away. Wylmas is good at coaxing him out of that shell though, and Miriylia's birth has been motivating him to solve problems without a bottle.

🌫 How chaotic are they? How destructive can this be?

I made this man to be a villain. He's a very dark shade of gray morally. Even if he wasn't, he's an extroverted whore with magic that can take him just about anywhere he wants, which has given him lots of friends in lots of places over the 220+ years he's been being a menace. There is LOTS of chaos stored in this twink.

🔥 How hotheaded are they? How come?

He can be very hot headed, but he tries not to be. It's a natural demonic temperament, on top of that family abuse cycle teaching him No Sad, Only Rage. He's fighting for his life to unlearn it, and this is partially what's had him scared of being a parent for so long.

🥀 Do they feel broken? Why?

I think if you asked him this, he'd freeze. He's never thought of himself that way, except maybe during the whole Thing(tm) with Wylmas I'm not about to unpack on Tumblr like this. You could call him broken to a degree, but he's put the pieces back together into something different and better each time.

🥪 What meal do they eat when they don't have much time?

You better believe he's pounding down soup or a sandwich. Quality bread if he's REALLY on a time crunch. He's in a rush but he ain't settling for no bagged grocery store loaf shit.

And for anyone oblivious to my favorite brainrot goblin's existence, here's my beloved little criminal in question:

Art all by @bunchofdoodlesinspace, who also owns Kraum. :)

[dippydots]

I saw the movie last week 👍

[sweatyrickgrimes]

where’s negans foot fetish anon they need to know ricks toes were out !!!

[happy-hermit]

Writing question for the askbox request thingy: I was going to try and come up with some pithy question about one of your stories, but brain go brrr. So instead, something simple, is there a pairing (romantic or platonic) that you want to write, but haven't had a chance to do so yet?

Ooo I would honestly love to write Redscape someday (I’ve written mumscarian but just pure mumscar doesn’t get enough love). Also would love to write some Scar and Bdubs, or Scar and Cub. Either romantic or platonic honestly, I don’t mind either way AKJSJAKSKJS

[valtsv]

AITA for realizing that my best friend is actually a ghost and not telling him because i'm worried that if he realizes he's dead he'll finally be able to accept it and fully pass on and i won't be able to hang out with him anymore?

[imreallyonthishellsite]

People with siblings or know a pair of siblings I've got a question for you

the other day I had a conversation with a guy who said sibling friendships don't really count bc that's family and I'm just like, ??? yeah that's my family but I can also like my sister as a person and have a friendship with her. So I'm just curious to see what the general vibe here is.

btw the "it's complicated" option is for ppl who are either estranged siblings, parenting their siblings, or some other issue they've got going on not any weird freak shit(ifkyk)

Anyways choose your option and if want you can explain in the tags

[caruliaa]

staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%

grace image os i get to look at her

[ravio-the-cabinet-man]

went to drink my pop and immediately got a nat 1 on my constitution check and painfully inhaled it 😔

[l3viat8an]

*points at ur pussy* are u gonna finish that? *tummy growls really loud*

[xavathun]

i am fucking Thinking about how death is handled in destiny 2 once again.

in regards to guardians it’s almost treated as like a joke or something deeply unserious? possibly even alien in a way due to how we kill and destroy and wreck havoc against our alien foes, but we ourselves never die. it’s really interesting to me cause there really isn’t a lot that can permanently kill a guardian so it makes sense we’d have this perception. like off the top of my head you have weapons of sorrow, hive rituals where the light is drained from a guardian, and paracausal beings which ofc includes other guardians. but that isn’t a lot, most deaths are not permanent and so this perception of death among guardians seems like death really isnt that big of a deal.

we jump off the tower and then get resurrected and have a little laugh about it. guardians constantly kill each other for fun in crucible. we are always doing incredibly stupid shit but we are rewarded because our enemies do not share in our immortality. it’s fascinating bc this not only makes us become riskier as time goes on due to being rewarded (enemies defeated) for our lack of self preservation, but this also makes guardians as a whole uniquely unsuited to handle grief and loss. if you spend your whole unlife winning and thinking that if a friend dies they’ll just come right back, it’s such a shock if (or rather when) they actually do die permanently. and then that guardian has to spend the rest of their immortal, undying life remembering. they have to live with that while they watch the newer guardians flood into the tower with the same naive disposition as they once had.

i’m sure guardians know theoretically they could die permanently at any point, especially because of those like dredgen yor, but i feel like for most it’s one of those things that most would say “well that would never happen to me” until it does happen. guardians seem to just have this inability to let go and it makes me want to bite drywall because i think abt it too long and start going feral. like!! the past may be the past but it sure doesn’t feel like it when you’re immortal and you remember that shit clear as day!!! aghhhh pacing around my room in circles and eating ROCKS

[mushtoons]

Can we please please please see Simon get a big hug from IK. I think he needs it. I think they both do

we kinda made it cringe and turned it into angst dhdjdjdj