#;Hey betch.

[aleopartland]

Woohoo! Made a new Twitter account! Couldn't get my password working on my old account, so I had to go back from scratch...

Whateverrr... Looks like I gotta go back to being unpopular now...

Anyway, I tried making dinner. Deep frying nuggies!! It's spicy, though, cause I didn't read the package. Atleast it's tasty, though!

Might make a daily tumblr log or something... hmm.

i should start thinking about that

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[neteyamlover69]

PLEASE MORE NETEYAM X YN BEGGING ITS SO CUTE ESPECIALLY WHEN NETEYAM IS THE BIGGEST SIMP

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sorry this took so damn long LMAO

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i ate crack while making this

ummmm hey lol

sorry this took so long bcs i don’t wanna make stuff when i’m uninspired bcs i don’t wanna put out shitty content 😞😔

the first note was a joke btw…HELP

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[intheshadowsbehindyou]

Heyyy love you’re work! I strive to be a good writer like yourself one day! I was thinking how would the mercs react to a goth person like myself:) it’s okay if you don’t wanna do this! Have a love day!

I think to sum it up, all of them are completely clueless and stupid but could care less.

The TF2 Mercs reacting to a reader who is goth

WARNING: stupid idiots

Scout:

- Huh… A little interested occasionally, looking up and down you while he thinks you’re not looking. Not really much of a reaction other than the typical awkward glances people give goths to admire them for a spilt second.

- Has no fucking clue what kind of style that is. It isn’t his preference for sure but it looks good on you and that’s all that matters. Bullies you for something completely unrelated to the fact you’re goth probably.

- “Hey! Nice fuckin’ shirt chucklehead! Where’d you get that one? Grandma’s couch?” He says when he sees you in a somewhat ‘conforming’ outfit for once. He’s gotten so used to you wearing your usual, that he doesn’t hesitate to pick on you for not being edgy enough. It’s a pride issue for him. Normally Scout would wear stuff shamelessly and the fact you aren’t yourself right now is giving him vibes that you might have grown insecure in some way. He genuinely thinks this’ll help you. Backwards elementary school logic.

- He can’t show appreciation without being a massive fucking dickhead. It’s a certified scout L moment. At least his heart is in the right place I guess?

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Solider:

- Ingeniously freaks the fuck out because he thinks you’re one of Merasmus’ weird ghost apparitions. Nearly grabs you and beats the shit out of you in fear because he owes that wizard around $200 after a grenade-down-the-toilet incident and he doesn’t want to pay. Engineer and Pyro have to pull him off you. I am literally so sorry.

- “MOTHER OF JUDAH, PRIVATE! YOU LOOK LIKE A MORTUARY ASSISTANT BATHED IN BLEACH!” He announces. You have no idea if that was a compliment or not. It’s hard to tell. Soldier then quickly assumes you’re a weird offshoot of the hippie culture and you’re here to sell him weed. Aaahh there it is. Blissful stupid ignorance.

- After promptly explaining what you are, he nods slowly. Slapping you on the back heartily. “ALRIGHT PRIVATE! You’re clear. Didn’t know there was such thing as a goth.. Hippies sure are getting creative.” Idiot. Complete moron. Still thinks you’re a weird looking hippie. Just one who won’t sell him weed nor harbor the evil tendencies of one. What are these evil tendencies he speaks of? He can’t answer you.

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Demoman:

- Ignores you completely. You’re just another person to him with their own preferences in attire. This guy still gets stares in the supermarket for being a massive black dude. He knows what it’s like to stand out, explosively. Get it?

- Well.. At first he ignores you. But if you insist on wearing your style on the battlefield he’ll be a little impressed to say the least. Demoman likes confidence. He whistles to get your attention from the backlines and raises a drink to you. “Keep at it! Show ‘em with your damned fangs! Maul those wee willy fucks straight to the—“ He gets hit by a train mid taunt. You stare blankly at the sight. Deadass no clue how to respond. You’re in awe at his lack of self preservation for one thing.

- Demoman is in the kitchen that night drinking god knows what brand of alcohol this time. He sees you and goes “AAAYY! There’s that crazy son of a betch wit’ the victorian thing goin on. Cheers to you.” He compliments. It’s not a heckle. It’s genuine admiration for your shamelessness. Being weird in that way is the easiest way to get on his good side.

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Engineer:

- No response. Much like Demoman’s lack of response. Looks at you for maybe two seconds then looks away to avert any suspicions he’s trying to be rude. Calls you stupid nicknames like ‘ghost getter’ and “Weirdest display of caltholicsm he’s ever seen.’ …. Wait a second that last one wasn’t a nickname.

- You’ll rarely get any comments about the matter to him. He’s too busy with other stuff to make fun of something so particular. Especially something that doesn’t concern him. (Not to say he doesn’t love insulting people’s looks from time to time. But you’re a teammate! You’re on his side!) If you have a counterpart on the enemy team then by god he won’t hold back on the roasts. Everybody gets fuckin’ spat upon regardless of who they are. He makes fun of everybody equally.

- Asks you if his creations are nifty. For some reason he mistakes you with Steampunk full on old dad style because he’s “heard about ‘em darn tootin kids and their crazy fashion in the newspapers.” And thinks he’s somehow relating to you. That you have a common interest. You have to suppress your laugh here. Same energy as pokey-man. Cornflake’s confused but he has the spirit. The whole culture explained to him is when he starts fucking assuming you’re catholic by the way.

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Heavy:

- Concerned at first. “Who in your family is died..?” He asks after awkward silence on the bench. He has his eyebrow raised in intrigue. “Was it murder? Heavy will crush them for you.” He offers. He had good experiences with you beforehand so he has no reason not to offer such things. Heavy mistakes your attire for mourning attire.

- You sheepishly explain to this old dude why you were sporting full on black. Expecting a weird or strong response back. To your surprise he just shrugs and looks away again with a gruff “Hm.”

- He then looks at you again after a few more minutes and sluggishly asks you a barrage of typical old man questions when they don’t understand something dark and gritty. “So do you live in a big haunted mansion?” “Do you have some pet bats? Do you like scary music?” “What do you do as a hobby when you’re this?” And other things in broken english. Each answer seems to get through to him and make him either nod or shrug. He’s very cooperative and trying to understand. Seems to not like the idea of himself sporting such things and feels the need to mention that to you for some reason. Give this guy a makeover and he’ll begrudgingly cooperate.

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Pyro:

- Pyro gasps childishly when he sees you. Each little spot of black or dark hue on you is showing up the direct opposite in their point of view. You have rainbow hair, rainbow everything. They think you’re a candy princess/prince/monarch that’s come on a white stallion. They’re giddy with excitement and jump up and down. Clapping their hands.

- You’re throughly confused. But you figured it was because Pyro had never seen someone wear something like this before. “It’s goth, Pyro. You like it?” You ask. Pyro glomps you. Straight up fucking hug tackles you and spins you around like an unfortunate house cat who’s just been spotted in the street by a stranger.

- You’ve become the rainbow unicorn candy ruler of all imagination and happiness and you don’t know how or why but you accept your fate. Pyro has made you a throne out of candy wrappers and you feel guilty often if you don’t use it. You got to admit a lot of unnecessary work went into that thing. Same with the crown he provided you. (It’s an actual crown made of diamonds and you don’t wanna know where they got it.)

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Sniper:

- You swear you just saw a shocked blush crawl across his face. But he looked away before you could take a good look behind those sunglasses of his. Sniper’s unironically attracted to the aesthetic on other people and he secretly thinks it’s a fine piece of art but isn’t willing to admit it. He always had a thing for edginess and overall darkness. Sniper listens pretty frequently to early rock on his camper’s radio and doesn’t shy away from the occasional greaser jacket.

- “Nice look, mate..” He says on one of his good days. He plays off as indifferent and nonchalant but you can tell he’s hiding his slight interest in being your friend. Every little attempt to ignore you reeks of ‘come get me.’ Sniper’s social ineptitude is just sad at this point. Eventually you just shake your head and smile lovingly and accept his stupid efforts. Your suspicions are eventually proven correct when he accepts a drink with you.

- Hyperfixates on you like you’re some sort of fucking anime character. Can’t get the way you express yourself out of his head. You’re the most colorful thing in this godforsaken desert and that says a lot because you wear black.

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Medic:

- No. No. no. Anything but him. ANYTHING BUT HIM. DEAR GOD PLEASE!!

- Prepare to get bombarded by a tsunami of questions that extend into two hours. Medic cannot control his curiosity and at one point asks you multiple times if you’re a demon or something because of how excited he is. The others rarely see him act like a puppy this much. His evil autism is activated. Turn tail and run. He’s sort of bouncing on his heels. It kinda reminds you of Pyro.

- “Oohohohoho! What an extraordinary specimen! Your oddities will surely aid in my understanding of how psychology works! Here! Sign this paper that says you acknowledge any drugs I pump into you aren’t supported by the FDA!” He hands you a clipboard and bounces again wildly. His happiness is rather contagious and you blindly sign it because you’re too focused on his child like energy and how adorable it is. He’s like a teenage girl who’s seen her fucking idol for the first time. “You see our aesthetics and personal preferences for color appear quite differently from person to person and depending on how you grew up—!” He goes on a psychology rant.

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Spy:

- He’s judging you. It’s as clear as day. He’s walking around you and examining your attire with his hands behind his back. As if you were some prized show breed who was being accessed for the finals. He lifts an arm up, tsks when he sees the seams in your clothing and disappointedly glares at you. Then just straight up walks away. By far one of the weirdest responses you’ve ever gotten. But then again should you be surprised? Spy is a drama queen and all you needed to do was take one good look at him to know that.

- Next thing you know, you have an entire box full to the brim of more gothic clothes off to the side of your bed when you wake up the next day. There wasn’t any letter nor indication of who it was. Which rather indirectly told you who it was. All the clothing was super, super expensive and straight up unreachable in some way. You find it especially alarming how it’s basically an entire box of things you personally expressed wanting to the other guys but couldn’t obtain due to the price. You swore Spy wasn’t there during that time.

- Ugh.. Of course. It’s all clear to you now. He hated the state of your current clothing and to save his poor snobbish eyes he bought you an entire wardrobe of it, he even bothered making outfits folded nearly together and they made sense. Which made you hate him more.

[deadratinhotcar]

Hey betch ♡

[eitaababe]

SOMEBODY ELSE !

— chapter 9. jealousy.

a/n — first text is in neteyam's pov!

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You walked to the cafe to find Ao'nung, slightly nervous about what he wanted to talk about.

You looked down at your feet, slightly regretting not bringing a coat to your class. You chided yourself on not keeping yourself warm in fear you'd get sick again, and in the midst of your thoughts, a voice snapped you out of it.

"Y/n!"

Turning around to see Ao'nung, you smiled and stopped, letting him catch up to you. "Where's your coat?"

"Don't have one."

"This is why you get colds, you know." He teased, taking off his coat to give to you.

"You really don't have to—"

"Just shut up," He cut you off, throwing an arm around your shoulders. "As much as I loved blowing all my money on your tea and croissants, I'd rather not deal with a sick y/n. She was pretty hostile."

"Whatever," you rolled your eyes, your hand reaching up to lightly pinch his nose. "No sneezing today?"

"I took allergy pills." he grinned down at you, the two of you walking aimlessly around, in no rush to get to the cafe.

"So, what'd you wanna talk about?"

"Uhm, yeah," he paused, looking away from you and biting the inside of his cheek. "I really like you, y/n. You're sweet, and you're always so great to me, and I love being around you, so I was just wondering if you wanted to be like, my girlfriend. Or whatever." He mumbled the last part, you faintly hearing the words.

You'd stopped walking by now, standing in an empty alleyway. "Ao'nung, I really like you," you started, taking notice of the pink dusting his cheeks. "But I just don't think I'm ready for that."

His eyes met yours, and he nodded in an understanding matter. "Is it— is it Neteyam? Do you like him, or whatever?"

"He's my ex."

"Wow, okay, big detail you left out there," he joked, and you rolled your eyes at his ability to still joke at a time like this. "When did you guys break up?"

"Like, two months ago," you sighed, resting your head on his shoulder. "I like you Ao'nung, seriously. And you're a great guy, but I'm sorry, the last thing I wanna do is get into a relationship when I'm not ready and not completely over someone."

"Hey, don't even worry about it," he smiled, his thumb rubbing over your arm comfortingly. "Neteyam's a good guy, and you're around him like all the time, I get it. Just know I'll be here, okay? As a friend or— whatever we are."

You laughed, thanking him before you guys continued on your way to the cafe, his arm still around you.

Oddly enough, Neteyam was the last thing on your mind right now, until you actually entered the cafe. He was there, sitting at the booth with his arm around Violet, both their hair wet, presumably coming back from the beach.

Ao'nung glanced over and saw them, and you two both turned away to the other side of the cafe before Neteyam could spot you, leaving you with a sinking feeling in your stomach.

FUN FACTS !

— violet saw y/n and ao'nung together in the cafe and told neteyam stuff about her and ao'nungs relationship

— while violet was telling neteyam about ao'nung, ao'nung told y/n about how violet was

— lo'ak's still trying to get a date with tsireya

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[leorawright]

Tf2 mercs reacting to Scout's older sibling? Lol they look like scout but older and mature, they got a laid back attitude and always have a chill smile, they get along with all the mercs but when it comes to spy they will literally threaten to break his knee caps if he insults Scout, only time they get angry is if Spy is being an ass to Jeremy

Overprotective boston older sibling mode Activate they will not hesitate betch! No but seriously how cool would it be if the team had a chill scout who can keep Scout entertained for HOURS! heavy gets worried since Scout hasn't touched Sasha or broken stuff around the base since S/O arrived

Thats cuz S/O is the only older sibling that actually hung out with scout so they are scouts favorite person apart from Tom Jones

Another Older sibling whooo!

Mercs reaction to Scout's Older sibling

Scout

HECK YES!

You're his favorite of all his siblings no question about it

He spends the entirety of your visit talking to you almost nonstop

He doesn't notice how behaved he's being simply because he just wants to hang out with you

Soldier

He knew Scout had a lot of siblings but he's surprised with how well behaved Scout is

He'll pat you on the back and thank you but provide no context and leave you clueless on what just happened or who he is

He won't talk to you unless you approach him and don't worry he doesn't change around you at all

Demoman

He's very intrigued to meet whoever Scout is so excited about

And seeing you he can understand why

You're super chill and cool and somehow keep Scout in check

He's a decent conversationalist with you and he doesn't hold any malice towards Scout so that helps

Pyro

Scout is exicted so they decide to match his excitement even though they don't know who you are

They're surpsingly more well behaved around you as well and no one knows why

They're ecstatic to meet you even if you don't understand a word they're saying

Heavy

Oh thank the lord someone wrangled Scout in

He's so thankful for you presence because for once Scout hasn't touched Sasha

He won't converse with you because seeing hiw ecstatic Scout is to see you he doesn't want to impede on you two's time together

Medic

He's confused when Scout hasn't busted down his down in 2 hourse

And he peeks out to see Scout talking to you who he assumes is Scout's sibling due to the Boston accent you both share

He wants to at least get a blood sample of yours but Scout doesn't let Medic anywhere near you

Sniper

Dude might no even notice you're there

But then again he hasn't heard any Boston slang lately so he's glad Scout is gone

If he does go into the base and sees you and Scout he's a little disappointed that Scout isn't actually dead but hey if you keep Scout distracted he's gonna take advantage of that

Spy

Oh no

He's locking himself in his smoking room when he sees you

You sent him a personal letter after figuring out he's Scout's father that threatened to sever several parts of his body and freeze them

If he does come in contact with you this is the only time anyone will ever see him show any fear

[explorevenus]

Idk why I'm saying this to u but I REALLY need to somebody┌( ◕ 益 ◕ )ᓄ

so u know I just wanted to make a Sims world where me and u know leon( ͡°з ͡°) are a couple so I make me and him and I chose my world u know the basics stuff and I was getting a little bored building my house so I thought "hey why don't I play with my Sims for a little while" and u know they went to the park where they sat on the betch where there's a playground for CHILDREN IN FRONT of them and then u wanna what happened...... ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

MY CHARACTER (AKA ME) GAVE HIM A HANDJOB IN FRONT OF THE PLAYGROUND AND U WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT THEY WOOHOO AND I PANICKED SO I STAND UP FROM MY CHAIR AND GO IN MY BEDROOM BC I THOUGHT I PAUSE IT AND WHEN I CAME BACK I SAW I DIDN'T PAUSE AND THEY WERE DONE WOOHOOING ON THE BETCH AND I GOT NOTIFICATION THAT MY SIMS MAYBE PREGNANT SO I WAITED FOR A COUPLE MINUTES AND MADE MY SIM TAKE A PREGNANCY TEST AND IT'S POSITIVE AHAHAHAHWUDNNSKEKJDNDUEIEIEKDKEKEEIEUEUEJ

Not even an hour of playing my NEW Sims there pregnant┌(˵༎ຶ ل͟ ༎ຶ˵)┐

LEON KENNEDY’S BREEDING KINK PREVAILS!!!!!!! IT’S CANON IN EVERY UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!

[oswaldpettyeye]

HELLO BETCH

HEY BIRCH <3

[experiment14-12]

Destination Wars: What is the Best City?

(Original is by Carter Anderson on TikTok!)

Austin: Betch, I am the best city.

New Orleans: Betch, in Austin, it costs $40 to take an Uber across the street.

First of all, I'm not even responsible for that! That's San Francisco!

San Francisco: Whaaaaat?

San Francisco, why do y'all straight up not have a middle class?

People are either thriving from app development, or they're homeless.

New Orleans, it's great to see that you're not having this discussion from underwater?

I will cut you!

Philly: Betch, Philly is the best city.

Chicago: You're the reason Will Smith is out jere slappin' people.

WELL, IF HE WAS RAISED IN CHICAGO, HE WOULD'VE SHOT CHRIS ROCK, BITCH!

Denver: Hey, c'mon, guys. Let's not... Let's not be like this.

Denver, are you high?

Why yes, thank you.

Hey, San Francisco, is the house from Full House still there?

Yep. You can buy it for $37,000,000.

Betch, with $37,000,000, you can buy all of Detroit!

Detroit: What, betch?

Betch, you're like if Gotham was taken over by the Joker.

Detroit, for real, betch, Sarah McLaughlin should do a video raising money for you.

Very funny, betch.

Hi. I'm Sarah McLaughlin.

BETCH, GET THE F*** OUTTA HERE!

[upsidedownwithsteve]

hey girly just dropping in to say my ultimate sad girl group, boygenius, is BACK and released three singles. one of the songs (true blue) has these lyrics that reminded me a bit of your (amazing flawless wonderful ground breaking) Steve.

“You say you're a winter bitch

But summer's in your blood

You can't help but become the sun”

though to be fair I think he knows he’s a summer betch.

anyway just thought I’d share! also wanna say all of your stories live rent free in my mind so I’d say you’re writing is sticking with people.

haven’t read the new Wednesday!reader story yet but I’m looking forward to it as I do with anything you share with us. cannot wait for the camp Eddie story—I’ll never stray from Steve but like…it’s so damn cute already from the snippets 🥹 you may just make me realize why the fandom went so crazy for him

xoxo

I haven’t heard of them but I’ll definitely listen! that’s such a pretty line, I love how everyone is in agreement that Steve is summer 🥹 and thank you my lovely! you’re far too kind 🧡

[ruabadfishtoo]

Yo betch! Sup dawg?

hey girl hey

[eitaababe]

EVEN IF IT'S A LIE !

chapter eighteen. want to.

[ a/n ; IM SO SORRY IT TOOK ME FOREVER. this is kinda short but we're almost at the end guys!! ]

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you really felt like you were out of options.

in a hurry, you'd left your dorm key in tsireya's car, and you knew your roommate wasn't home.

which led you here.

unsure of where else to go, and not wanting to face your problems just yet, you knocked on the door, gulping nervously.

within seconds, the door opened, revealing a slightly confused spider, his wide grin quickly turning into a look of concern.

"hey, hey, hey," he shushes carefully, taking you into his arms without question and walking you into his room. "what's wrong?"

incoherently, you shake your head as a string of cries leave your mouth, only causing his panic to rise. "it's just- just like," you hiccup, head comfortingly rested against his chest. "how can you fake something for so long?"

"woah, honey," he coaxes, hand softly petting the back of your head. "slow down, okay? what's this all about?"

"ao'nung," you sniffle, and spider clenches his jaw at the name. "none of it was real. it was all a bet."

you hear a long sigh from above you, one of disapproval. "eywa, get a load of this guy."

"he told me he loved me."

at the words, you can feel him slightly tense up as he keeps you in his hold. "do.. do you believe him?"

for a few moments you stay silent, swimming in your own thoughts. you have no reason to believe him, it most likely being some act of saving grace.

"is it bad that i do?"

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[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

Hey betch <3

Hey fag <3

[msamuelsson]

HEY BETCH

HELLO

[gnderissues]

hey betches. i was reading a wtm on wattpad with mcux hp and it was a natasha x oc where the oc was like addicted to drugs. and i can't remember what it's called but i really freaking liked the book. any help???

if it helps i think the fc was zendaya??

[erectmymind]

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