#; ✺ AUDREY ( headcanon. )

[maveras-posts]

🤡ART IN BED🥵

Art in bed would include:

Ok for starters…A JACK RABBIT

This man can do the deed five times a day

Contrary to belief although he can be selfish in bed, he also will want his partner to feel pleased so expect not to walk ✨WhEeLChAiR MoDe✨

TOYS anything you can think of he has

Art has a collection of toys you could only find in Davy Jones’s locker(It is outrageous)

Ropes, whips and every other dastardly object you could think of 🎶Chains and WHiPs ExCitE MEeEe💃

Expect to wake up with head and go to sleep with some head (Think about facepaint spread all over your inner thighs)

This man ✨EATS✨ like a demon man frfr what that tongue do tho?ALOT—

His aftercare is also very top tier, he’ll stay with you until you fall asleep (He don’t ever sleep tbh)

Art is all about quickies too, he’ll fuck you anywhere a chance presents itself

But the damn horn will go with him everywhere INCLUDING the bedroom 🥲

I swear you’ll be laying down post fucking and you’ll hear the ✨HONK✨ in your ear😭

He’ll try everything and anything as well, this man is truly a wildcard

ANYTHING you wanna try he’ll be apart of👀

For AfAB: Be prepared if your on your period he’ll wanna fuck you even more (I swear the man smells blood like a damn shark 🦈)

All in all he’s a FREAK but you’ll never be dissatisfied that’s for shore💅😜

[katydoodles]

I think I got a name now

I think imma call this head canon Stolen Credit Card Chronicles.

These fashion sisters should steel Audrey’s credit card on a weekly basis to just have some kind of therapy for having a shitty mom. Retail Therapy.

[thegrimreaper-probably]

Feed me

Gravity Falls x monster reader (plant)

Headcanon/drabble

Ford originally found you when he first came to town

He was walking around the town, when he noticed you.

Bought you right away, I mean definitely isn’t a plant person but something told him he needed that plant

You “died” after a week of him trying everything to keep you alive. While he was distracted by Bill, he cut his hand.

To which you drunk and brightened up. (You now have a taste for his blood and will scream/play dead till he gives in and lets you have some from his hand)

When he writes in his journal he definitely mumbles, which you picked up, and rather fast you learned how to talk

Scared the shit out of him (Bill saw the whole thing and thought it was hilarious)

Your first words were “Feed me.”

Bill laughed, Ford was confused/amazed

FiddleFord is scared of you and refuses to be near you.

You have tried to eat him, to which Ford put you in a ‘time out’ (he moved your pot out of the sun, with you facing a corner)

Bill placed you back and now randomly teleports you near FiddleFord

Once the whole portal opening happened you were left with Stan

Which is when he fed you twice more to get you big, in his eyes a giant plant monster = money

Learned the hard way why you were on a strict diet (you ate a person and a small yappy white dog)

You’re moved from the mystery shack to the living room

Once Dipper and Mabel come around you are then placed in the shed, he was not risking you eating those two

You loved the shed, plenty of small rodents to eat

Once Bill is summoned again he takes you.

Why? He still butt hurt about sixer (it’s either one of those situations where the ex takes the pet or he secretly thinks of you as his and Ford’s kid. Custody battle)

Stan freaks out because he just goes to the shed to feed you and you’re gone.

Bill gets rid of your diet, you are strictly feed humans, henchmen, and time agents (only the finest)

When Ford comes back, finds out about you missing he beats Stan up again

Once weirdmageddon happens you are then placed next to the throne made out of golden humans

Bill does let you outside and eat humans once he’s done with his throne of people

Ford thinks Bill took you for some greater purpose bullshit

Once the twins win, Ford hits you with the shrink ray

You’re back to baby size :( but upside Ford has made a fake blood formula(it’s not good at all and you’ve gone back to just nipping at him for blood, did make a new formula till you liked it)

Mabel decorates your pot with stickers and made a sweater. Says ‘Oopsie daisy’

Dipper just talks to Ford about you since he doesn’t really want to trust a human eating plant

Soos gave you some beef jerky (you spit it back at him)

Waddles’ screams at you, and that goat outside has tried to eat you multiple times (not that you haven’t tried to eat the goat as well…totally)

There’s a part 2, 3 (actual story) if you want a headcanon there is a second one, just click the tags or go to profile

[cannibal-pentecost]

[smolestboop]

i got both amorous for Audrey and Alhazred and Junia was at the center of it and i'm crying, this is perfect. now, i'm obligated to draw them

[generalluxun]

Miraculous Reverse

Lore/fix/expansion/headcanon

Tackling that one out-of-place name drop and turning it from something boring and repetitive(in an otherwise really fun plotline!) into something more fitting. Like or hate her, having Chloé just be Marinette's bully in the reverse is just dull. It also goes against the overall theme of similar-but-different.

So, in trying to keep canon in mind, but twisting it up, I present to you:

Emonette's bully is actually reverse!Zoé- hear me out.

Reverse!Andre is an iron fisted tyrant. Reverse!Audrey is a harmless vapid party girl/trophy wife. Andre still very much abuses his power and Audrey is still very much a forgetful/neglectful mother.

Zoé is still the product of infidelity. It's not so much an estranged wife stepping out as a naive/foolish girl seduced by Mr. Lee. When André finds out too late, he is livid. Audrey goes 'to the country' until her 'health improves' and baby Zoé is tossed into the public welfare system.

Meanwhile back at home André is utterly embarrassed by the whole scandal. Chloé, already not something either parent was really interested in, is kept confined to the hotel and not spoken of. She becomes something glimpsed by guests out of the corner of the eye; there and gone. A rumor/urban legend starts about 'The ghost of LeGrand Paris.'

Back to Zoé- due to a social worker being careless with paperwork, and Zoé being an advanced reader for her age, she learns early on about her 'real' family. She is instantly angry as only a child can be. She should be rich! She should have power! She should have it all!

For the next several years she is a terror for foster families, orphanages, and homes for problem children. It gets to the point where she is returned to the Bourgeois(at least until Andre can fight the legal system again). Once she's there though, André doesn't know how to handle her. He's surrounded himself with sycophants for a decade. Someone who stands up to him with his own level of belligerence is alarming. He resorts to ignoring her/avoiding her and letting her do whatever provided it doesn't cause him more problems.

When Zoé meets Chloé(around 11-12 yrs of age or so), she sees someone with the life she was denied... So she takes it. She takes Chloé's name and enrolls herself in school. She claims to be the 'Ghost of Le Grand Paris', who was sickly growing up but is healthy now! She's out, proud, and taking everything she wants. This includes dominating the school, ruling as Queen, and taking out her personal anger on that easy-victim emonette.

I want to stress this is a *starting* point. This is a setup. This is where the narrative begins. Zoé is still in part wearing a mask, one she forged herself im childhood based on what she thought *should* be.

Chloé isn't some perfect angel. She's a recluse, unsocialized, isolated. (Think Mary Lennox from the Secret Garden) and libel to be a touch cross if her very tiny world is upset.

This whole thing is meant to blossom out, be discovered, and provide for some great narrative hooks.

Instead of just boring 'Chloé bad.'

[redfoxtress]

HC: When Chloé was younger (and Audrey still lived in Paris), she actually spent a lot of time with all the staff at the Hotel and was good friends with most of the butlers and maidens that worked for her family. The staff certainly had more time for Chloé than either of her parents.

Of course Audrey still fired the entire staff, like, every two weeks; so every time Chloé became familiar with someone they were gone soon after. Overtime, she stopped making an effort in getting to know the new faces, they would leave soon anyway.

When Armand finally became Chloé's butler, she didn't even bother to learn his name. It just so happened that Audrey left shortly after, allowing him to become a more permanent fixture in Chloé's life. But past experiences made it hard for her to open up.

[c-rose2081]

Personal Headcanon:

Nicknames!

For Chloe:

From Ella & Charming: dearest/darling, beloved, princess, my love, sweetheart, kiddo (Charming exclusive), little one (Ella exclusive), Chloe Guinevere-Maisie (in trouble)

From Chad: loser (affectionate), sis, little sis, princess, kiddo

From Bridget: small one, lovey, bluebird

From Audrey: Junebug (one of Chloe’s favorite nicknames), lovebug, sweetheart, Chloe Charming (in trouble)

From Red: Princess, your majesty (affectionate), your highness (affectionate), my love, babe, boo, songbird

—

For Red:

From Bridget: darling, dear/dearest, Red-Amarantha (in trouble), fireball/little fireball, precious thing, sparky (teasing), my love

From Ella & Charming: dear, kiddo (Charming exclusive)

From Audrey: Jitterbug (a personal favorite)

From Chloe: my love/love, babe, bae, Red (exasperated), amor (special circumstances), pest (affectionate)

[em0zombie]

the emperor reversed

Onceler X F!reader

MAIN STORY MASTERLIST

(also posted on Wattpad: @-beachboy !)

1. Fresh Start

It was a quiet ride to truffula forest, "Sorry about my mother back there.." Onceler apologized for his mother's actions. You wanted to smack him in the face for apologizing for his mother's behaviors, but you couldn't do that. His mother never liked you either, maybe she was scared of her son getting all successful and you stealing it- like you'd ever steal anything. "It's fine, Isabella needs to grow up and see that we both hold success in our future!" you place an arm around his, right arm up in the air, "Thneeds and Candyality!" He certainly was glad someone had trust in him. "Yeah, exactly!" Onceler responds and you grab both of yours blueprints from the back to look over them.

...

     "Are we there yet?" You groan while laying in the back. No response, "Oncie- I asked are we there-" siting up straight you see the view that you're in. All of the trees with pink and orange hues sway in the wind, you couldn't believe your eyes. "They're all, something alright..." your crus- friend speaks aloud. "Yeah!" You get out of the wagon and so does he.

     "Good job, Mellie..." you hand the mule a carrot while your friend watches. "Why are you staring at me like that! He needs to be given another treat!" "You're gonna make him gain weight that he doesn't need!" Once yells from the back. You roll your eyes and feed the mule another carrot, he deserves it after having to deal with the two of y'all this whole trip.

...

The house was pulled out and held the two of you perfectly fine, until it came to the bed situation. There was only one.

     "It's fine we can share no big deal!" Once said as you tried to hold in your excitement. "Better than when then the bar-bo-loots tried attacking us..." you mumbled while bringing your luggage inside. "Wait what?" Once yelled out, no response. Sighing, you sit on the bed wishing he was right next to you. God that stupid crush of yours was something dumb, you didn't mean to have it- it just happened? Growing up with the guy you saw how tall he was compared to other kids and how he had a kind heart to...some people?

Outside you can hear Once cutting down a tree which means he's starting to make more thneeds. From one of the windows you can see him dragging the tree, damn was he strong. He turned to see you staring at him, sent a smile your way that you returned back. You got off of the bed and took out your plans for your idea, Candyality.

The idea was basically a candy brand; lollipops, marshmallows, chocolate you name it! Your sweet tooth showed which Onceler would crack a joke about sometimes.

As you're going through your plans you heard bickering outside, Oncie and another man? Standing up you start to see a part of the house falling inward which causes you to scream while running out the door.

...

"What the hell was that?" The Lorax asks, Once almost yells at him again. "That was Y/N!" You hear the two yelling at each other from the back and you walk around to see the commotion.

"That damn wall almost fell onto me! Once, I thought you tied the foundation down-" you're cut off by seeing the short orange figure. "Who's this?" You point in confusion, the figure is appalled by finger pointing. "He calls him self the Lorax, he speaks for the trees." Once mocks. You bend over to see the man, "What an interesting species..." "Why didn't you tell me you had your girlfriend in there! I would never hurt a woman!" Lorax points at you, your eyes in shock. "Woah woah woah!" The two of you say in sync, "We're just friends!" Once states placing a hand on your shoulder. You nodded replying yet the Lorax sees otherwise.

"This man right here tried hammering pipsqueak into the ground!" You look at Once with frowned eyebrows, he doesn't like the sense of judgment coming from you. "Woah woah! You tied him to it!" he defends himself, "I would never hit this little guy! You however, I would gladly pound you and your mustache into the ground!" You couldn't help but giggle, he could never hold his temper. "For shame..." Lorax states, the other animals agree with him. "Look here I'm gonna chop as many trees I need to and you can't stop me!" You realized how bad this may start to get, "And replant them to help the forest stay as it is!" You lean onto Once's side, "Yeah!- what?" He replies.

"Yes! If we cut down trees we have to replant the same amount to keep the balance, and cut only a certain amount each time!" The Lorax becomes skeptical of this idea, but at least he keeps his trees. "I've done research and truffula trees only take 10 years to grow compared to any other tree that takes about 20!" Once is confused, "Are you on his side or mine?" he points to the orange man with his hammer. "Both." you state placing a hand on his shoulder with a mocking smile, you walk over to the Lorax.

"Believe me, I'll help replant them, I can see how much they mean to you." He still seems hesitant, crossing his arms you stand up and drag Once inside to have a talk with him.

...

Closing the door as you're about to have serious discussion with him, he yelps. "Oh what is it now? A spider again- Woah!" You turn around to see Lorax on the desk. "You've left me no choice..." he falls onto the ground, "If you do not replant those trees, all the forces of nature will be released upon you!" Once seems scared yet you're just confused. "You have been warned..." finally ending his monologue. You grab the door to open it for him as he struggled. "You have been warned..." closing it you turned back to Once. "Pound him and his mustache into the ground, really?" He places his hands into the air, "What else was I gonna say?!" You let out a small laugh and go over to the fridge, "What do ya' wanna eat?" You ask leaning and grabbing some stuff out.

...

"It was one tree, Y/N," Once sits down on the bed with his food stuffed mouth, "One tree! Not like I'm gonna cause chaos..." That's what you were most worried about, if it all went down hill. "Don't worry, if I'm by your side nothing will go wrong." Sitting by his side you eat some spaghetti, "And if you help me with my project as well!" Giving him a soft punch on the arm he looks back at you, "I'm glad to have someone like you by my side, you keep all of that hope inside of me..." You chuckle and eat, "Okay no need to get all sappy now..".

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Hi! Sorry if this chapter was pretty short, I'm busy with graduation and college stuff right now so yea 💀 I'll make a new chapter soon!! - Val

[slasher-dasher]

This is my first time requesting anything from anyone but slashers with an S/O who says sorry all the time and it's not even their fault

I'm sorry if it's a small ask

(You can do any slashers I'm just asking you to add Michael myers ^^)

Slashers w/an Apologetic S/O

(Honored to be your first request anon <3)

︶꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷♡꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦︶

OG!Michael Myers:

Head tilt? Doesn't understand why you're sorry if something wasn't your fault

Also doesn't really understand why you're sorry if something was your fault, but that's more of a Michael having no regret thing than a misunderstanding

He pats your head a lot whenever you say sorry more than once a day (you get head pats often). Sometimes, if he sees you getting really worked up, he'll intentionally mess up a simple task to make you feel better

Michael tends to ignore when you say sorry, not because he's mad or upset, but because he doesn't know how to respond most of the time, especially if there's nothing broken or you aren't hurt. The head pats only get him so far-

RZ!Michael Myers:

Michael does not respond well to the word "sorry". For him it's only ever been used when someone is hurt or when something majorly bad has happened. So, in his mind, someone has hurt you. And he will make them regret it.

The second you say sorry for anything he's ready to fight someone for you. Consider anyone who makes you say sorry to be marked as a potential victim, even if the apology was justified.

Michael's pretty good at predicting when you're going to say sorry after a while. He will put his finger over your lips to let you know you're okay or that he doesn't think an apology is necessary

Saying sorry more often? He puts you in air jail. Be prepared to be carried everywhere Michael plans on going until he thinks your sorry-spree is done for the day

Vincent Sinclair:

Does the same thing constantly (but he signs so you sometimes miss it)

He bumps into you? Both of you say sorry. You catch him staring? He signs sorry and looks at the floor. He asks you to pose for a sketch/painting? Both of you are getting better at not saying sorry for that one!!! But he still apologizes for bothering you

Vincent is shy, but not very anxious unless Bo is in one of his moods. He usually tries to warn you about this so he can take the brunt of his twin's anger (and refuses to let you apologize for that)

You're working on it together, you both remind each other that if something wasn't your fault(s), it doesn't need a "sorry". Lester thinks it's cute to watch you both apologize for simple things though

Lester Sinclair:

Constantly reassures you!! He's very carefree, and you can do no wrong in his eyes

He's used to Vincent's constant apologies, so he's well-equipped to handle yours too

"Don't worry 'bout it darlin'" is a common phrase you hear from him, usually followed after a tight hug or a quick peck on the cheek

Will fight Bo if he makes fun of/mocks you. Lester is very protective of you when you're around his brothers

[g0thic-ghost]

A Look Under the Clothes, (Micheal Myers and Bubba Sawyer).

A writing based around around Micheal and Bubbas ‘features’ that hide behind the zipped up clothe, Enjoy! Warning ⚠️ : Very descriptive writing?

REQUESTS : OPEN

Micheal Myers ; Sex with Micheal doesn’t happen on a daily basis or even in general but, when Micheal soon gets In a good mood you will have a great time with what he has to offer..

Micheal Myers is quite big, both in length and width. He is about 8 inches with a slight girth added to it, going along with his slight ‘large’ tip. 

Micheal has slight veins running along the base and a big bulgy one which connects to his tip (It’s a quite ‘fantastic’ sight), which he likes to show off to you because of how you look at it with lit up eyes. “..Do you like it, Y/N? Hm..” he mumbles to you with a cocky tone creeping along his voice from how you jolt at his words.

Micheal takes care of the hair that grows along his groin and up his stomach, yes, he does leave a trail since he doesn’t bother to shave it because he likes to catch you staring at it. But he still takes care of the main source of the hair, shaving it once every 2 weeks (or so).  

Bubba Sawyer ; Sex with Bubba happens once in a while when you two are in the mood to do so, meaning you always get to have what he has to offer.. 

Bubba is a bit embarrassed at himself, but you love everything he has to ‘share’ with you. Him having an average size which is about 6 inches, but his width is quite big, having a big girth to him which follows along with a curve which starts at the tip and two inches in to his base. (You find it cute, in some way). Bubba doesn’t have much veins, but he has a small one that runs under his base, which he always squirms at when you touch it. Squealing at you to stop teasing it so much.. Bubba has ‘middle’ stage of hair, it’s quite a lot but it’s fair well tamed even if it isn’t shaved (He doesn’t have good access to hygiene products so he could shave himself up). It runs from his groin to his stomach and a bit up his upper torso, but quickly stops near the bottom of his chest. 

[maveras-posts]

Being Arts ✨Significant Other✨

The Poll showed an overwhelming support for Art Headcanons so come get your juice ya simps. I never see much on our boi so…LETS CHANGE THAT—

The lovely Tags: @michaelmyers-isdaddy @slasherholic @slasherfxcker @arttheclown-coveredinblood @slasherhaven @strange-and-unappealing @uhh-hi03 @kber2424 @local-caffeine @dem0nic-symph0ny-19 @midnightwritersblock

🤡Art the Clown Relationship Headcanons🖤:

FIRST— ATTITUDE 🙄🤌

Art is Pan and honestly could give two F’s about how you look

You intrigued him in some way

Most likely loved his act or giggled at him…

He is a slut for a strong willed person

At the end of the day he gets his way but breaking down a hard headed person gets him ✨OFF✨ (He is not afraid of the Goth Baddies)

Very protective and possessive (Smothering energy)

Won’t admit it but he needs reassurance you love him and won’t leave him

I mean if you tired he would mostly have you and anyone he blames ✨ReMovEd✨

Art mostly loves to make you laugh, even without speaking🤡

This man is mostly, if not ALWAYS in your personal space

What’s yours is ✨MINES✨

Touch is his major love language

Art is also one to pick someone smaller than him (Lil shit loves it because it makes him “useful”)

For the love of all HUMANITY—WATCH.HIM.AROUND.ANYTHING FLAMMABLE. Trust me…

Also don’t let him around duct tape he makes really cool stuff don’t get me wrong but he abuses the power of the tape😭

He shares all of his trash bag candy with you (YOU GOTTA BE VERY SPECIAL)

You will also be put before him or anyone else

GIFTS are also a must, cheap or expensive he’ll get it for you ✨BorrOWED✨ if ykyk

When he misses you sometimes he honks his horn😭

He’s gonna hurt or k!ll ANYONE who even inconveniences you, he is like oh so they cut you off let me cut them off (ART MY GOD NO—)

Contrary to belief he is actually very gentle with you, you’re like glass to him (He’s not this way with anything or anyone)

In the rankings he is definitely one of the top slashers to be s/o YES he can be toxic but once he loves you (in a sick way) he is not gonna leave your side and will try to make you happy😭✋

Hey Yall I hope you’re all well! I have begun my headcanons for our clown of the hour ART. As always suggestions and requests are open! I’m thinking of getting more into the smutty and NSFW Headcanons for the slashers, input would be most appreciated for this as always thanks for reading and I’ll spook ya later!

-Mavera

[megangovier]

On the basement stairs

Michael Myers x fem! reader

Summary: You're in the basement, on your knees cleaning. A few minutes later Michael comes down the stairs.

Warning: 18+ only // smut // Oral (m) // doggy // fingers in mouth // mdni

It's the morning of October 31st and you decided to do some cleaning in the basement. It was getting really cob webby and dusty down there so you wanted to rearrange and sterilize everything, make it look brand new again, the way it used to look like. You were wearing shorts, trainers and one of Michael's shirts that had covered your figure, you could smell his cologne he wore which always made you feel safe. He was upstairs doing what he normally done during this season, planning his murders. But something was different today, you haven't heard the front door close but the basement one opened and locked.

Looking in the mirror you saw him standing behind you at the bottom of the stairs, his chest heaving and a tent growing in his pants. You looked so intoxicating wearing his shirt stopping down an inch above your thigh, his aura was different it was dark and dominate. A smirk appeared on your face; his legs were now beside yours Michael's hand was in your hair, tugging it slightly making you look up at him animalistic ones looking at your innocent looking ones. A growl escaped his throat, moving your body to face his, a groan left your lips. Michael looked so big, you can see the shape of his bulge.

Michael had unzipped his boiler suit, the hair on his chest always made him look more attractive. Your eyes widened with shock of how big he was, there's no way it could fit, a dark grin had appeared on his face behind the mask. Teasing his shaft, a whine left his throat. Michael's collarbone was exposed, and you wanted to kiss them, but he had you on your knees taking his big shaft in your tight throat making you gag. Eyes watering, mascara running down them made Michael's cock twitch with need. So, he had got you up, pushed you onto the stairs, pulled your shorts and threw now broken pants to the side.

Michael had slammed into you, feeling your juices run down your thigh. Your nails digging into the wooden floor, it felt so good Michael knew how to make you feel like this. His fingers had started to slide into your mouth, tasting sweet fruit he had this morning. Michael slid his hands onto your hips, fucking into you even harder. Your eyes rolled at the back of your head and legs now trembling with ecstasy, you were so close, and Michael could feel it. He wanted to feel you so badly on his cock, but you've been teasing him so much lately, so he decided for you to have a taste of your own medicine.

@toxicrecs

[thegrimreaper-probably]

I put all the plant monster reader stories together, if they don’t work let me know. You do not need to read all of them to understand. They can be read as one shots or a series.

Basically plant monster is Audrey Two/ Twoey. Reference to little shops of horror in a few. The gender of reader isn’t important so I used it/they/she/he if you want I can rewrite it to have reader be one gender.

Headcanon longer one that includes Dad Ford, Uncle Stan, Soos, Exdad Bill, Mabel, and Dipper

Full Story 2 in 1 Mabel and Dipper are babysitting you and Mabel is asking questions. Second one is (Tw) spitting food out, and throwing up, just says you did it. Not described. With Soos, Dipper, Ford, Mabel.

Your relationship with Stan it’s set before and after the portal. Ford^2 and BillFord mentioned. Basically Stan taking care of you while working on the portal and making the mystery shack.

The first headcanon I’ll redo this because I’m not too sure about the whole thing. Just me yappin basically. I’ll make a better version explaining the past.

If you want to be tagged let me know I’ll tag you in future ones. Request are open! Reader won’t have a love interest in this series.

Info-

So reader is from space, just like Twoey. Reader’s goal was to take over the world but has calmed down and doesn’t really care about it. Reader is basically Ford’s kid. I think I might write something that talks more about the younger years of you two.

Ford found you while walking around town. It’s implied it’s Seymour who had you. Not sure if I’ll make it him but flower shop was throwing you out and Ford bought you.

Reader can’t grow unless fed enough. So it’s not like you get fed once and grow. The amount of food around you is how big you’ll get. If there’s not enough food you’ll get smaller to prevent dying from hunger. If there’s enough you grow and get bigger until you ‘flower’ and are able to reproduce asexually. But you won’t get that big so it’s not important.

Ford makes sure you’re on a diet so you can’t get that size. You’re feed artificial blood rather than real blood. You can’t eat human food.

You are able to change colors (look dead) like Twoey does. You typically use it for manipulation but can be used as how you actually feel.

I haven’t really picked if Twoey existed and you’re their offspring or if you just are alone. I have Bill call you Twoey but I wrote you don’t know why.

Reader is currently this big (unless said differently) 2nd Form/pod 2 so, small enough to still carry around but not a baby. I couldn’t find a good picture, what is that face? 😭

[iloveslasher]

Headcannons:

S/O commits suicide (Michael,Jason, Thomas & Bubba)

[percyweasleyapologist]

What is Percy's friend group named?

Okay, so i'm trying to figure out what the group of Percy weasley, Penelope Clearwater, Oliver wood, Marcus Flint, and Audrey Weasley/Diggory would be called.

Here are the options i've heard so far

The Bears: Percy has a teddy bear, Penny is like a chill mama bear, Oliver is like a big cuddly bear, Marcus is a big scary bear, and Audrey is a scary mama bear

Credits to: @bigangelhoundeclipse , @callmesel , and @elisedonut for the names!!