#/this is...by all accounts...not crack

[meadowlarksabove]

"I need to kiss someone."

[fanaticalthings]

the muskification of twitter except it's lex luthor instead of elon lol

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[izzystizzys]

The war doesn’t end with a bang, strictly speaking. It doesn’t even end with a political forum, or peace talks, or a slow, wheezing death of the Banking Clan’s pockets running dry, even though all of those are valid possibilities. Some more than others, Cody has to admit.

No, the war ends with an article in the Galaxy’s least reputable news source, Coruscant Rotational. Splashed on the front page for all to see is Cody’s little brother, next to the Chancellor.

CLONE MEWS CHANCELLOR TO DEATH IN MOGGING MOVE FOR THE AGES - LOOKSMAXXING TAKEN TOO FAR?

“What”, says Obi-Wan, eye twitching, fingers massaging over the bridge of his nose at double their usual speed, a real sign of an impending nervous breakdown if Cody’s ever seen one, “the kriff does that even mean?!”

Rex shrugs helplessly with one shoulder, other arm raised aimlessly. “No idea, General. I only understand about half those words. Maybe we’re all having a collective stroke? Maybe Fox is having a stroke? Whatever he’s doing with his jaw in that picture can’t be healthy.”

“Well, not for the late Chancellor, anyways”, says Cody flatly, in the long-suffering tone of one who’s seen too much Jedi banthashit in too little time. He screws his eyes tightly shut, scrubbing the backs of his knuckles in hard enough to see galaxies explode. Nope, still the same words on that datapad.

“It can’t be true”, says Skywalker, who’d gone white as a shitty military-issue sheet and has been steadily pacing the room ever since the equivalent of a sonic bomb hit the room. “I mean - think about it, this could just as well be a Separatist ploy, it would play right into their hands, and Coruscant Rotational isn’t exactly the most reputable source -“

“True enough”, says Obi-Wan, thoughtfully. “They do like getting their facts mixed up. In fact, I’ve seen about six articles just this month proclaiming our dear friend Senator Amidala’s super secret pregnancy. They even falsified hospital records, can you imagine?!”

Somehow, Skywalker loses another shade of colour, gulping soundlessly, and resumes his pacing more frenetically than before. Weird guy, that.

It’s Rex who breaks the awkward stillness of the room, perking up suddenly. “Oh, I know! Why don’t we call in Commander Tano?! She’s about the right age to understand some of this dribble, right?”

“I was going to suggest calling Corrie HQ, but sure, let’s ask the teenage soldier from the space monk order who spends all her spare time hunting your legion for sport”, says Cody, dryly. Rex deflates, and Thorn’s tinny voice sounds through Cody’s comm before he can make his reply. “Marshall Commander, I assume this is about the News.” Ominous capitalisation, ooooh, mouths Rex, and receives the nearest datapad Cody can reach to the face for his troubles with a squawk. The fact that he can read that sentence off his lips means their legions have spent far too much time together, and also that Cody’s grown soft in his old age.

“Good to hear you too, Thorn, and yes, we do have some questions concerning why the kriff my vod’ika is accused of murdering the chancellor through what I can only assume is some secret Sith magic?!”

“Oh, you mean when he defeated the actual Sith on the Senate through the power of his superior mog and made the kriffer explode in a thousand wrinkly pieces? You’re welcome, by the way”, says Thorn, instead of literally anything sane.

“Commander”, begs Cody’s General, with something glistening that might actually be tears in his eyes. “Commander, please. I do not understand any of those words. I am begging you to put me out of my misery.”

PALPATINE??? SITH?????!!!, screams Skywalker in battlesign, somehow spelling out each individual question and exclamation mark.

“It’s a game we’ve started playing in the Guard, sir, to pass time on patrol”, says Thorn, sheepishly, cowed by nearly driving the High General Kenobi to tears. “We’d do stupid faces we found the holonet, and, uh - well Fox is so high on black-market morphine most of the time cause we don’t get bacta that he sleepwalks on assignment sometimes, and, uh, he started making them at the Chancellor during a holocall meeting with Count Dooku and then the Chancellor tried to electrocute him again but accidentally blew himself up-“

“Breathe, Commander”, says Obi-Wan, and then - “That is SO much information I don’t know what to do with, Force preserve me. Why is Commander Fox on black-market morphine, or sleepwalking, or making faces at-“

“He signs reports in his sleep too, sometimes”, Thorn interrupts the General. “It’s actually kind of impressive if, y’know, it didn’t make Stabby bust another capillary in pure rage.”

“Who’s Stabby?”, asks Obi-Wan, confused.

“Meeting with Count Dooku?!”, bursts out Skywalker.

“Congratulations on Amidala’s pregnancy, General Skywalker”, says Thorn, like a man who wants to see the world burn.

[amber-laughs]

barbrey should get to take theon as a pet when everything’s done. not a reek pet like he has a nice room, 3 meals a day and gets to pretty much do his thing but he also cleans up after her and brushes her hair maybe he finger bangs her from time to time idk just spit balling here

[radiation]

Anyone else really really really dislike the idea of the shinigami eyes extension. Im surprised more people haven’t turned on it considering how like…pretty obviously devoid of nuance the whole cocnept is

[sickfreaksirkay]

[daisywords]

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[echoing-gravity]

@TotallyNotChatNoir: i'm not a magical girl!!!! D:(

@Ladybug: Magical Girl™ is a gender neutral term, chat.

@Ladybug: your a Magical Girl.

@Ladybug: I'M a Magical Girl.

@Ladybug: even *Hawkmoth* on a TECHNICAL Level IS Magical Girl.

@Ladybloger: pfft hawkmoth is a magical girl! It's canon now, @djnino pass it on

@djnino: alya why tf are u awake at 4am we hvae a science test n medeliv's class tmorror

*#Hawkmothisamagicalgirl is now #1 on trending*

[huh-1260]

I want to write a fic where Wars goes missing around the same time Wild leaves for Tears of the Kingdom, but not for anything serious. He becomes a train man again, and he ends up accidentally helping Wild with his train by via portal spitting the Spirit train in the Demon dragons face, hitting it in the head and then via portaling away.

Then Sp Wars reunites with the chain and in sillyness Wild (doesn't realize that it is Wars)is like, "YOU! I remember you! Your the one who crashed into the Dragon Ganondorf!"

And Wars is like, "That was Ganondorf????"

And then the gears in Wild's head finally connect and it's like: "Wars?! Why are you covered in dirt?"

"This is soot from my train." Warriors says as he wipes his face with a bandana (bandana supremacy, Wars still has the scarf don't worry wars scarf lovers) Basically all is well:

Until Legend has to go get kidnapped for Echos fo Wisdom

Is this just another Spirit tracks Wars drabble hell yeah it is, I'm sharing this idea because I'm probably going to never get to writing it or having the guts to post it until I actually play totk

[jazzy-a]

I feel like I'm the Kool-laid guy in every fandom :/

Everyone else goes:

"No, not that ship"

"No, let's not focus on found family, poly, etc."

"No omega verse"

"No having this character on top/bottom"

And then I burst through the wall with my fanfics and my posts like, "OH YEAH!!" to all of it.

[dutybcrne]

Kaeya deffo loves possessive partners, send tweet-

[thresholdbb]

Me all week: intense? Am I that intense? Can't be that bad

Me: *Voyager's just on... all the time*

Also me: *makes extensive mind plans about a Threshold cosplay*

Also also me: *will not stop posting and writing about it*

Me again: ok, maybe intense was a fair assessment

[todayisafridaynight]

I’m fairly new to the fandom, but I do have a question if you can answer it! Why do people ship Daigo with Aoki / Masato? I tried looking to see if they’ve interacted before, but couldn’t find anything! Sorry for asking I’m just </3 dumb AND I LOVE YOUR ART OF THEM!!! Nerd looking ahhhhhh

hi ! welcome to the community i hope you're having a lovely time so far and ty for enjoyin my stuff :) no need for apologies it's a very fair question to have :]

i cant speak for everyone (all. ten people into masadai anyway) but Personally To Me i just think the idea of them together is very funny. thats quite literally it im afraid..

[sourkitsch]

Museum job has been crazy recently like I’ll be listening to people argue while I’m in the break room and then just be like . Hey can we reset the Instagram password

[hxzelwallflower]

😂 for the Mun-Muse meme!

@always-together asked: Muse rambles!! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 😂 - Funniest thing that’s ever happened to your muse?  - - - - - - - - - - - -

One of my close friends use to write a Fellswap Papyrus named "Russel", and while he's no longer associated with the verse of Undertale as a whole he's one of Eileen's best friends. Man is high as a kite most days, and fed into her curiosity with his bong and let her take a hit off it.

Mind you Eileen is not a smoker, and being her first experience with the stuff she spiraled into cursed food hell. Pouring all kinds of condiments into a bowl, mustard, mayo, ketchup, and started eating it. She even went as far as to put soy sauce on a bowl of shaved ice. Needless to say Rus never let her live it down.