#//i need to collect more

[bluegrassnoir]

 @revvnant continued from x

The officer is… Atypical. Turns out that wet dog smell wasn’t just sweat. Chocolate brown fur turns scraggly at the edges of his snout, a clear display of a breed meant for cold climates. His ears are long and floppy, and his black nose glistens under the dim fluorescent light. It seems dangerous to have a lit cigarette that close to fur, but damn if he isn’t holding it. It’s smoked nearly down to the filter, too.

In his other hand, he’s holding a badge typical of the NYPD, though a little ragged around the edges, and with a bullet-shaped chunk taken out of the center. Apparently his name is Sam.

“I’m here to ask about any… strange occurrences you might’ve seen in the building. Specifically to do with your coworkers. I’m sure you catch my drift.”

He leaves it at that, tucking the badge into an inner pocket of his tailored navy suit jacket. It must be tailored— they would never sell a suit with a hole cut in the pants for a tail. A tail that’s very resolutely still at the moment. His eyes stay locked on Michael.

[bluebeesknees]

They’re being obnoxious at work 💙

[gresit]

MONKEY MAN (2024) dir. Dev Patel

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

me, my boyfriend, and the 8 foot hole in the sand i dug for him because i love him

[apollos-boyfriend]

my favorite genre of gif is cubitos fucking beefing it

try and name something funnier than these. you literally can’t

[beetlejuicesgraveyardrevue]

pissing all by yourself handsome?

[ruubesz-draws]

He buys and collects all the Mothra merch

He's so proud of himself!

[cyrafoam]

so. um-

*leaves this on the table and runs away*

[daydreamerwonderkid]

The Batboys in Grandma's furs.

Obligatory click for better quality

You do NOT have permission to repost my art.

Bonus Damian under cut

[mrtequilasunset]

Oh, Lizzy? She is a real sharp tool. If me missus and me was to have a child I'd be real happy if she turned out like her

[chilfucked]

[jadedresearcher]

ngl this is the funniest procedural thing ive made in a while i saw https://genders.wtf/gauntlet/ and realized that the only way it could be better is if it went forever

kinda curious to see what ppl get

[scleroticstatue]

Leverage Bad Guys by Type

1.01: businessmen

1.02: politicians

1.03: criminals

1.04: businessmen

1.05: businessmen

1.06: businessmen (with minor criminals)

1.07: corporation

1.08: politicians

1.09: criminals (with minor politicians)

1.10: businessmen

1.11: criminals

1.12: businessmen

1.13: businessmen

2.01: businessmen and criminals

2.02: businessmen

2.03: businessmen

2.04: businessmen but also criminals

2.05: newscaster

2.06: businessmen

2.07: criminals with minor businessmen

2.08: businessmen with minor criminals

2.09: businessmen

2.10: criminals but also businessmen

2.11: criminals

2.12: politicians

2.13: businessmen with minor criminals

2.14: politicians

2.15: politicians and criminals

3.01: businessmen

3.02: businessmen

3.03: businessmen

3.04: politicians

3.05: businessmen

3.06: businessmen

3.07: militiamen

3.08: businessmen and criminals

3.09: criminals

3.10: businessmen

3.11: it's complicated

3.12: criminals

3.13: businessmen who're criminals

3.14: businessmen with criminals

3.15: criminals

3.16: politicians and criminals

4.01: businessmen

4.02: businessmen

4.03: businessmen

4.04: criminals

4.05: businessmen

4.06: businessmen but criminals

4.07: businessmen and criminals

4.08: criminals

4.09: businessmen

4.10: scientists

4.11: college kids and politicians

4.12: businessmen

4.13: criminals

4.14: criminals

4.15: criminals

4.16: businessmen

4.17: criminals but it's complicated

4.18: criminals but it's complicated

5.01: businessmen

5.02: businessmen

5.03: businessmen

5.04: businessmen

5.05: businessmen with minor politicians

5.06: criminals

5.07: criminals

5.08: criminals

5.09: criminals

5.10: businessmen

5.11: businessmen

5.12: businessmen

5.13: businessmen

5.14: businessmen but also criminals but also politicians

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

*tries to organize my thoughts*

*remembers i'm not in school and therefore beholden to neither heaven nor hell nor any man's grading system*

*joyously shredding & tossing all my carefully arranged 3x5 mental notecards into the air like so much beige confetti. raising my arms in victory, cheering raucously until i accidentally inhale bits of homemade confetti*

(*coughing up itty bits of paper like a cat evicting a hairball with a firm understanding of tenants' rights*) wait wat happens next

[leafsfromthevine]

the boys are fighting (together. homoerotically, even).

[zephyrine-gale]

all of my hsr charms so far!

and little reminder that my shop is closing at the end of the day today!