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[jungkookio]

bias tag game

hoooooooo boy so i was tagged by @hoodiejungkook​ @literally-just-yoongi-trash​ @aragyeom​ to do this... y do u want me to expose myself like this

Rules: write down the last 15 associated tags with your bias.  

yoongs:

#take his belt and choke me with it

#not to be nsfw buti have an undying need to fucking hug this man 

#when wiwllhe start capitalising on his sweat as a highlight tbh #i wna tthtta glowhgngnnfngngnghhggghhg #why is my grandpa man so hot ti rlly wanan dfckkin d8 him

#omfg fuck off #look at him hes a dumpling #a soot ball #he owns the key to m heart #honestly im rlly soft over my boys tonight #im cryign in th club

#im sorry but he looks like that sailor moon 'but you didnt do anything' meme #but like hot

#im... rlly out here loving this loser i cannot believe myself #i fell in love with some grandpa infant hybrid #look at this pingu lookin ass god i love him so much

#who let this emo kid out the house #wheres his mum

#c hoke #what the fuck wjat the fuck #when will he fucking spit on me #whatthehfuxuckgoddddddddddddddd he #what the fuck i swear everyone wants me to roll into a coma and fucking die #i hope ifkckng choke seriously what thejfuck is thsi #what is his problem why is he like this

#thsi is the begsat theing to evr hapoenr yi me shsudjrnshjsjrbndkansb pleaese

#ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god you own my fucking heart #u cld own my kidney too if u ever need it just ask

#i want him to tuck him in n kiss his forehead but i also want him to spit in my mouth u feel? #probably not #kinkshame me

#okay... he gettin thicker #i love my man's pancake ass okay #im eatin well tonight !!/1!!1/! #nourished !! #acvdhdjsjbdbsjsj hav i evr mntiond i hte mslf

#i love him so much ohmygod  #!! fuck !! #m heart went nyooooooooooooom  #💟💖💗💕💓💝💟💓💕💖💞💗💟💖💕💞💓💝💟💕💞💓💝💟💗💞💕💗💟💓💝💕💗💟💖💖💟💕💞💓💖💗

#m heart just launched outta m chest #idk wht t doabout it tbh #i... need that

#ohmygodohmyogogododdoohohoh #hooh my fuckicjg n god #im fucking malfunctioning btixch #bwaht the fuck he looks so fucking goood #hes rlly rpepin the gays again inhis flannel #an icon #he looks like a billion fckng dollars bitxchm im rlly choking #im gna eat a fucking shoe i love him so mcuh #godthey rlly mad ehim blond again #i dk what to domblond yoongs has always been m favourtei #n im alwaysh fucking screaming about it and bitch x hes rlly blodn n im rlly crying because fuck #hhes in his fckckng prime okay #hes th mc of m heartmcnncnnnnnggggggggggggggjhsbdhjbfhbnj

jungkook:

#i wanna punch him in th face #but with lovecause i love him so much  #i cld never hurt him #honestly i'd much rather him sucker punch me in the jaw #look at him he's such a shit but he's my favourite #eugghhdghhdhhhhjjhhjhj 

#he cld crush a bitxch with those thighs #(its me) #(im the bitxch) #(please crush me)

#fucking b e a n me #rightin th fckn skull #just straight up fucking murder me #what kinda zoom #its all so shiny #hes fckng gleaming #his shirt is fcking gleaming #meanwhile im constructing my coffin while i wait for him to b e a n me #the fuck

#biyxch his tiddies bigger than mine

#its always th lasttwo gufs that tip me over the edge #m reachign fr th mfing gun bitxch #i hate this shirt n its aphrodisiac bullshit #oyster juice #it had to have been soaked in fckng ousyetr juice #can u hear my inner turmoil sis............. this shirt has victimised me #the shirt #it strikes again

#wow look its my emo boyfriend

#ggggggggggggggno the shirt can fuck off #whoever manufactured it #you know what no it wasnt manufactured #it was hand crafted by satan himself to fucking tempt me to evil #show me a single fancam of mr jeon fucking jungkook in that shirt where he doesnt look at one with the fucking devil #find me one! #i can guarantee u wont find any bitxch #possessed #absolute blasphemy #i hope i fckign burn in hell

#the second gif is him throwing my heart out the fucking window

#ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my gohd how can he be this cute while literally drnched in sweat #ion kno but hes gleaming #shining #glowing even #he hsa no faults #look at his smile it cld make flwers grow fck off #n the stars are in his eyes #all of them #im real emo tonight #hes so bright #the most beautiful boy #a baby #my best baby boy in th whole wrld #i wld gv hm m everythng #i love hm so mch m heart is so full #im nourished

#this era makes m choke on air #he was so rude the entire time i really hsatge bjgbnkgjbnfdkjbdfj bjbngnbkgnbkgfkbng #...gotta go #i hope he *** **** ******** ** *** ***** ** *** **********

#jungkook is so cute i love him so much what the fuck #he is the purest mostwholesome lil fella ive ever seen #his gecko friend :(((( #bitxch #search: how to be a gecko #hes so excited wgdhjb #'this one is a different guy!" #what the actual fuck jungkook rip m heart out y dont u #he saved m life wow #bad day who? dont know her #m never gna b sad again

#oh my god someone get me out of his ass #i'm too far #so far up his ass

#ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm????? #i want him to dropkick me down a flight of stairs

#i want to fuxjckxking die and be dead get this photo away from me #what the ever loving fuck #are you seeing jungkooks arm??? are u seei g it #cause biyxch i am and i choxked #i hope i die #ababsbndnenjabsbsjjsnsl ouc h

#hes like my age in these photos whahat the fuck #why do noboys near me look exactly like this with this exact personality and this exact dna

jimin:

#he looks like a sad puppy and im not having it #ill fight the fucking rain #ill punch a cloud i dont give a fuck 

#i wld step on a lego brick for u

#omg hs lilcrooked tooth #im ugly cryign bitxch #thats it im cryign in th club fr real

#im screamign outta my ass #what the fuck jimin #what kinda extra ass #he did a fuckin split to try and kick a golden glittering pompom #this is gay culture

#he looks like a rich housewife #please step on me

#his fucking n e c k #look at it fuck #what the fuckim..... #im rlly reaching fr th fckng gun sis jesus hcirst

#@nasa i will pay you to launch me into th fckng sun bitxch 

#can he maybe... jump like that again... on m fuckin head 

#i swear hes like... made of gold and honey and stardust or smth what th e fuck

#i literally just said oh my god under m breath #buyt i cldnt get th words right so i just sorta went ohgghg #what the fuck

#this is some chaotic evil behaviour right here what the fuck jimin

#perfection? on my dash? its morelikely than u think!

#i hope i die immediately right now this very second

#can he punch me in th fucking throatplease #i will pay him to straight up fucking deck me

#oh my fucking god im #he #whatthe actual fuck is this?????? #what the fuck is thsi ?!??!?!?! #no #ihave truly had e nough of this shit ajshdbjdbnjfkfl #i become a fckcng jimin stan and this is th shit i get in return???????? #chronic agonising pain #yes thnk u jimin thts rlly what i fuckcing signed up for #this was not part of th fucking contract #i just wanted a cute squishy boy with a lil button nose #n mybe a bit of sad contemplation #i did not want !!!! sin !!!!!! #in my christian household????????? #blasphemy #this is fucking blasphemy #the power of christ compels you #fuck wheres the holy water bitxch #this boysjhdbfjhbfjbjgbjbfbflk #u kno what fuck it if this is what death feels like sign me th fuck up #guess ill just die bitxch

do u ever just look back at your past self and think... is she okay

im tagging: @namjoonsgalaxy @blumiin @minsuga--genius @velvethoseok @hobisnovia @gukiee @itskimtaehyung @parkjiminivan @jiminyoongs (if u want !!)

[theboardwalkbody]

a - Age: 25 b - Biggest fear: it’s a toss up between a couple: 1 - never amounting to anything (i am very ambitious) 2 - never having that financially stable life i dream of 3 - never finding a partner who loves, understands, supports and accepts me (i want a big happy family, i do) 4 - never overcoming my stupid brain’s bullshit (read: never overcoming my mental illness / never being mentally stable) c - Current time: 5:38pm (finished at 6:00pm) d - Drink you last had: water e - Every day starts with: looking at the clock, sighing that it’s so late already but not wanting to leave the warmth and comfort of bed so then i roll over and go back to sleep until finally i wake up a second time and curse how really late it is now and then force myself out of bed. (what an excellent routine, amiright?) f - Favorite song: Overall it’s Everything You Want by Vertical Horizion, fave by The Used is a tie between Cry and Buried Myself Alive, and then currently (not my fave but I can’t get it out of my head) is Shape of You by Ed Sheeran.  g - Ghosts, are they real: eh h - Hometown: East Coast in boring town because really, it was cool when I was like 8 but beyond that I hear it’s shitty now. i - In love with: to be honest, Joe Gilgun and IDK how I am supposed to deal with this lol j - Jealous of: successful people, financially stable people, people in relationships, people having babies, people with dogs, everyone and their brother on my fucking FB basically. k - Killed someone: obviously not.  l - Last time you cried: this morning, like four times. No joke. saw a dog’s purpose - cried every single time that damn dog died. every. single. time. m - Middle name: Lynn n - Number of siblings: one younger sister, 3 older step-brothers. o - One wish: To be in a happy, loving relationship where my partner/husband and I are happy with each other, our lives, and our children are happy and safe, and our pets are happy and where we are all financially stable enough that my children never need want for anything, we can afford doctors and we can afford family vacations and going out to dinners and movies and we never struggle to pay bills or make ends meet. p - Person you last called/texted: @lunasawyer who, may I just say, I am very annoyed with the fact that her username is not flounder or floofarooni/floofaroono because thats, by default, what i try to type every time. q - Question you’re always asked: "When are you finishing school? You’ve been going forever and it’s about time you stopped so that I don’t have to pay child support or your health insurance and I can stop having to fake like I’m giving you money for school so that I can save that whole whopping 100.00 in child support so I can go spend it on strippers or random women I meet while I lie to my girlfriends about what I am doing.” (OK that’s not it verbatim but it’s what it translates to). r - Reasons to smile: don’t asked depressed people such things because at the moment I can think of like four things and that’s it: joe, my baby bean and my baby rock and also the fact that my homework is done. Oh, Hamilton is super great we can smile about that, too, I guess. s - Song last sang: I think... what was the last song I listened to last night... it was either Captain Kelly’s Kitchen (Dropkick Murphys) or a song by Beautiful Bodies but I can’t remember which was last lol. t - Time you woke up: 8:40am (ACCOMPLISHMENT! That is two whole hours ahead of schedule). And only because the movie started at 9:40.  u - Underwear color: tan v - Vacation destination: I’m aiming for a trip to South Carolina or something to see the solar eclipse. I also wanna try and get to California because I heard rumors about swimming with sharks just because they show up in the water in the summer. I’d love to find somewhere out west where you can see the milky way when the sun goes down. Maybe you can see it in New Mexico where my uncle’s at. Maybe I’ll crash at his place and stare at the sky. It’ll save me money that’s for sure. lol. Disneyworld, obviously. Outside of the US - I really wanna get my ass to Ireland. I always wanted to go to the Australia Zoo (well, since 2001 anyway), but it would be so expensive, so Ireland is taking the top spot on the list. Also Italy and England.  w - Worst habit(s): Trichtillomania (which is more of a disorder than a habit), I am stubborn as fuck which makes me too set in my ways to listen to people’s advice normally, uhhh... is not eating properly and sitting on my ass all day a bad habit?  x - X-rays you’ve had: teeth xrays, chest xray, foot xray, back xray. All other photos taken of my insides were CT scans or MRIs so they dont count lol. y - Your favorite food: I will always order chicken fingers with fries and honey mustard (and use a gratuitious amount of ketchup) it’s my favorite non-home cooked meal. Home cooked I would say chicken goo probably?  z - Zodiac sign: virgo Thanks to @just-a-lunatic for tagging me ;) Tag: @thenightisdarkandfullofscience @biscuitstudent @cutestormsloth @lunasawyer and anyone else who wants to do it my eyes are stinging, i can’t go on, i apologize lol.