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I have finally managed to encounter Or0ron, but I cannot give my exact opinion on he without going into a full ramble on the Other blog djggdfg
#//I JEST; I JEST#☆ ┆ ( .ooc. );#//He's cute and a lil pathetic#//Like he could be blown over by a breeze#//But also can Hella kick ass if he plays his cards just right at the Rigth Time#//I had my reservations of he; but I do like he jhdbgfg#//I love he#//I gently hold he
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hes my cringefail little daddy issues goblin
#the way he was so pumped for megatron to storm in and then megatron stormed in and he fled the city & his city fell#LMFAO#love how jetfire has to hit the erm what the shrimp bad back&neck posture bcs the datapads have to be lower#like hes huge but theres literally a second set of datapads just for goldbugs height like#hes got his lil booster seat basically#jetfire basically trying to gentleparent this gremlin until hes had enough#golgbug bites the hand that feeds him/bites in general then has a fucking panic attack at the consequences of his actions#hes so pathetic and neurotic and cute to me#i love my bitches bad and neurotic#god forbid a girlbug have some fun#splicer just staring down at him#goldtrying to to be intimidating and he looks like an impudent chihauhau squinting at u and growling rlly high#i want to squish him#chewing chewing on him#goldbug#jetfire#wheeljack#splicer#emo explosive ass#tf sg#tf#transformers#shattered glass
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posting every pic of mick i have on my phone pt.19!!
(feat. more nikkimick and a girl who is not worth mentioning! he looks real good in that pic though)
#mötley crüe#mick mars#nikki sixx#my favourite pathetic lil meow meow#he likes to make silly faces and be cute ig
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˚✧₊⁎ foxtaru is only ever a service sub or a real mean rough dom :(( it depends on how close his rut is!!
when it’s far off, he’ll whine and fuck into you desperately. with his tail wagging softly and his drool dripping onto you it’s hard to say no when he asks so sweet ‘pretty please,’ can he fuck you. he’ll do anything for it, he swears!! it’s easy to bring him to tears if you make him wait, make him beg and pretend to think a bit too long about your answer. he’ll be humping your leg and apologizing for being so bad but he can’t help it!! he needs to slip his cock and knot into you :(( he’ll die, an exaggeration, if he doesn’t!! push him far enough and just gracing his cock with your shoe will have him spilling all messy on the ground…
but, during his ruts… he’s very different. foxtaru only knows how to take and breed when his hormones surge. expect to be knocked to the ground and stripped before you even notice he’s near!! he’s gotta put his knot into you even if it hurts and even if you cry. through snarls and groans he’ll promise you’ll be a very pretty mate and that he’s gonna protect you and your shared kits forever and ever; a very possessive boy. he has zero control when his ruts hit so try and learn the signs that show before it starts if you’re not interested in being bedridden for weeks!!
#cw: knotting#cw: dubcon#i think??#VENUS WRITES SUB MEN??? WHO WOULDA THUNK IT!!!#don’t expect it to happen again soon or frequently he’s just kinda…#i’m sorry but soggy pathetic subby foxtaru has me :((#he’d be so cute with lil ears pressed to his head#he just wants u to play wif his cock :((#childe x reader#tartaglia x reader#foxtaru#genshin smut#genshin impact x reader
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The boyfriends are bickering
#smosh#anthony padilla#ian hecox#ianthony#🔎☀️#☀️🔍#Anthony getting frustrated is the most hilarious thing ever#I love my men a lil pathetic#also still cant stop staring at his pecs ughhh#hes so hot#and ian is just so cute when he giggles#my bois
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Here's the thing they don't tell you about writing a fic that prominently features Rael Averross: there are absolutely Rael girlies (gn) out there. And they are the NICEST people and I LOVE them.
#oddly Dooku stans seem to select for really chill cool people too which you would not expect given the... the character#this is not just me complimenting my beloved friends here now either like I've noticed this trend going back to the before times#all like so cute “hiiii friend my fav lil guy is Daddy Warcrimes Star Wars Judas Iscariot because he's sickeningly pathetic” :3 👉👈#maybe I've just been really lucky#rael averross#fandom positivity
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#okay random story time i don't know why im narrating this or how i even stumbled upon this memory rn#but i generally do sad vents in the tags and for a change this is a funny one#so back in highschool (i say highschool but i mean junior college) i used to visit this park near my house a lot#i was an sg kid back then and the thing about parks there is that they're kinda beach-parks and they have the best cycling/running tracks#they're also really massive parks so i used to go often. sometimes bicycling. other times walking. yeah. the park was like my sanctuary#anyway. there are quite a few bike rental areas in the park and there was a cute lil shop next to this one particular rental place#and they sold like biscuits and water and icecreams and stuff and i went there a lot#and on one particular day i went there and there was this guy around my age part timing at that shop#now again this might be culture specific bc i dont see it in india but part timing in uni/pre-uni is pretty common is sg#a lot of shops and restaurants employ teenagers to twenty something ppl for part time jobs... anyway im just adding context#point is that i had walked to the park with my mum that day and she told me to go buy a couple icecreams so i went to the shop#and i saw this guy around my age and like. not to be a simp but this dude was so pretty?#like he saw someone had come to the counter so he looked up and shot a smile and i thought i got slapped by sunlight#i could spend the next several lines going on about his pretty tan skin and his glowing raven eyes but this is pathetic enough so ill stop#anyway he saw me and smiled really wide (customer service smile- i thought to myself) and i smiled back and asked for icecreams or whatever#and then this guy started getting chatty right. so he was all 'you come here (to the park) often right? ive seen you with your bike a lot'#see now. the problem with me is that i always think im bothering people. this poor dude was attempting to make conversation#and i was replying with one word answers#and i wasn't even realizing that he didnt want that. bc he kept asking more questions and i. kept. shutting them down.#then when he gave me the icecream he was all 'are you here alone? icecream alone is no fun... i could keep you company if you want..?'#which. he was being really cute about right. but because im so fucking dense i was all 'oh no i came with my mom actually'#and he went 'aw man' in this really cute but faux sad way which i didnt understand at the time and i left and then#after three full fucking days. i realized this man was tryna hit on me?#and then i went to the park like a week later and he was gone. poof. i even thought of asking the uncle in charge of that place#then i got too embarrassed and chickened out#yeah so turns out my neurodivergence neutralizes any sort of rizz that comes my way#i could've been chilling with a cute boyf rn but no😩 this is my destiny#megumi in the tags
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Made Frank jr cause I never see enough of him 😪💕
Also made a lil frank <3
#frank della rocca#too much sun#HES SO CUTE#he is my muse#my motivation#lil pathetic dumbass#i love ralph macchio sm#ralph macchio#fanart#i think...
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[Reaction to this post] - [Lady Ombre belongs to @ask-noonescity]
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Silas pulled his hand away in response, he wasn't expecting rebellion towards his threats, especially one he said with such confidence. The sudden physical contact made him cringe, despite his face being hidden his body language made it obvious he felt discomfort at being touched. He didn't like that, not one bit, her lack of fear was unnerving and the sinister grin she gave made his skin crawl. It felt like the power and advantage he had over her was suddenly pulled out from underneath him. He didn't have control over the situation anymore and that terrified him.
As she leered back everything in his body was screaming at him to run, yet just as before when faced with something much scarier than himself he froze like a deer in headlights. He didn't know how to react, he didn't know what to do and he was so confused by the situation he didn't even realize the unexpected stinging pain that was quickly starting to dig into his fur. It was only when he felt his mask finally beginning to slip that his panic and self-preservation finally kicked in.
"Please stop-!" Silas yelped out in fear, his claws were franticly clawing at the vines but he did little damage to them. It was like all his efforts to escape meant nothing to her, he felt so helpless and scared. Of course, he would die this way, a victim to his own stupidity. His breathing quickly spiralled out of control as he felt the vines begin to tighten, he didn't like this. It all felt so sickeningly familiar to him, the pressure around his neck, the way he gasped for air and panicked, it was all much too close to something from his past. This had happened before? Hadn't it? This was something he was acquainted with, something he knew well. She always did this to him, just another punishment on the long list.
And for some reason, everything in his mind couldn't stop him from melting back into those moments. She was here again, wasn't she? Back from the grave to torment him? Despite everything he knew, every logical thought denying her existence in the present he couldn't shake the thought. In one last ditch effort to ease his anxiety, he opened his eyes... But that only gave him a passing glance of a face he knew well.
Lady Ombre was truly gone, her words falling on deaf ears as she lectured the fox. All that replaced her was the terrifying memory of a ghost here to hurt him once more.
Silas franticly kicked and squirmed in the air, his tiny paws were desperately attempting to tear at the magical energy around his neck. Seance merely looked on in annoyance.
"What are you good for if not? You really don't know how to do anything, do you?" Seance scoffed, her magic was slowly tightening around the fox's neck more. Her grip easily constricted his airway. "I asked you to kill... one person." She held a singular claw up as the tiny Giratina spirit drifted around her, "But you couldn't even do that little fox, could you?" "Why do I even ask you to do things, what are you worried they're going to hurt you?" She laughed as Silas struggled. "You should be more scared of me than some stranger, did you not learn what happens when you don't listen? Was the tail not enough? Do you need another reminder?" "What's next, Hm..." The ghost hummed, pacing around the fox in thought. "How about an ear, or maybe." She suddenly grinned as her eyes darted back to him. "An eye? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you? Every time you'd open your little eyes and realize you can't quite see the whole picture, you'll remember me and think about how much you should have listened... How does that sound, hm? Or I could finally just kill you?" Silas frantically shook his head in reply, the air he was able to breathe in was getting more scarce by the second. "You're right. That'd be too merciful, someone as horrible as you doesn't deserve mercy." With the last bits of air he could get the fox gave a broken plead.
"Ugh, Seriously?" She groaned.
Silas hit the ground with a loud thud, the sudden allowance of air instantly threw him into a coughing fit. Seance however just stared down in irritation, her ears twitching with every sharp cough. "Are you fucking done now?"She asked in irritation, she obviously felt no remorse for her actions. "Stop the dramatic coughing fit, you're not getting any sympathy from me. You want sympathy then why don't you crawl your way back to your human, hm?" "I'm sure she's stupid enough to reward your misbehaviour with pets and kisses. You always did like being a little pampered pet, didn't you? Having a soft bed and food in your bowl~" She mocked. "Disgusting really, you pets are all the same." Silas only continued to cough before he made a weak effort to stand.
He only looked down in shame, despite her scolding, tears quickly began to fill his eyes. But there was no sadness, no emotion to go along with them all he felt was a disconnect from his surroundings as he drifted back into reality. [ . . . ] It seemed Lady had let go of him long ago, but he was too stuck in his head to have noticed. He only sat there in silence as his hand cautiously wandered to the place where the vines were. The presence of pressure still lingered even if the vines were no longer there. He seemed confused, unsure why Lady Ombre didn't simply kill him when she had the chance.
Just as she left the fox made a frantic scramble for his mask. Tears were beginning to well up in his eyes, all he could mutter out was faint repetitive apologies as he shakily took the kitsune mask in hand.
Once he felt it in his hands a faint calmness washed over him... He took a long moment to stare at it in silence. His claw was gently scratching at the smooth surface of the mask, a feeble attempt to help ground himself in the present day. He still seemed extremely shaken up from the interaction with her. His hands were unintentionally trembling, and he couldn't stop his tears from worsening as moments passed. He was so tired of this, he was so tired of showing weakness and letting strangers have power over him. He was getting so tired of people treating him badly, pushing him around, finding new ways to get under his skin and bring him to the pathetic tears he struggled to hide. "Everything is fine..." He muttered before he finally flipped the mask, completely set on using it to conceal any leftover tears.
"Why do I always do such stupid things…"
-> Oh? What's this? Seems Silas will remember this interaction. Lady Ombre has been added to the relationships page. -> Silas has been... slightly injured and will have minor scratches going forward.
#long post#No need to read this Its just cushion for story✨#tni: chrono#tni: silas rune#tni: seance#gif#tw: child abuse#tw: abuse#tw: flashing gif#Ah there it is! The one thing you should never do to Silas: physical contact with a side of aggression 😅#Dude has so much trauma stored in him✨#*coughs*#Someone better get him a: “So you might have [insert 50 different random headcanons]?” brochure before he blames it on being...#Pathetic (tm) again /lh#Im probs asleep rn this is queue buuuutt#ill post a cute lil palate cleanser in a bit here 🎶 Its even got some North and Wisteriaaaa innnn itttt!#Chapter 1: The Introduction#tni: little fox
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Flarp them kids - Commander Peepers
#wander over yonder#woy#commander peepers#woy peepers#little bits#lil bits#woy little bits#woy lil bits#her existence activating his kill switch because he's disgusted by her cute pathetic act is hilarious
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Kissing Shang Tsung.
God, I need him carnally
#Shang tsung#mk1#mortal kombat#mortal kombat 1#he's on the mind#every mk1 pretty boy is#but Shang Tsung is pathetic and cute and i want him#he can be a lil evil#as a treat
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@mkoshi said: care, sender takes care of receiver when they're sick. (from kitty!)
❝ kitty, 'm okay, swear. i don't wanna, like, infect you — ❞ he begins, scrunching his nose. and then — he sneezes so hard it makes his head hurt.
❝ ugh... sorry, ❞ he slides his hands down his face with an embarrassed groan. utterly miserable. fortunately, kitty is well out of the blast radius, before daring to approach with the bowl of soup in her hands. leland sends a vaguely pathetic look up at her, as he wiggles to sit upright, cross-legged on the couch. ❝ thanks, though. seriously. you're the best. ❞ he mumbles, stuffy and rough — but gratefully taking the offering from her. he balances the bowl on his lap, over the blankets, and gloomily stirs the spoon in circles, watching the chicken-noodle contents spin.
❝ — you know, i thought it was total bullshit, when my mom said you'd catch a cold just from being out in it. ❞ he says, and gives a raspy sort of laugh. thinks about how his mom would scold him, gently, whenever he ran off without a coat on as a kid. and now here he was, with a stupid cold. that'll learn him, he guesses.
but this sucks. they could have been hanging out today at the fall fair, like they’d planned. but now, they'd probably have to settle for whatever movie was on cbs, later tonight. and kitty could reassure him all she wanted that it wasn't a huge deal that they were missing out, but he still feels pretty guilty about it.
leland tries for something more lighthearted, now. eyes crinkle warmly at the edges; ❝ ... man, we could've been eating like, so many caramel apples right now. ❞
#help sorry kitty he’s so pathetic about this but anyway imagine they were gonna go to a lil fall fair or smth for the day#just a lil smth cute#( ☆ ) ⸻ THE FILM WHICH YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE... / ic.#mkoshi
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I love how in the album Orpheus is treated as this little baby boy cinnamon roll who definately doesnt belong with the criminals and must be protected at all costs 🥺🥺🥺
And then you read the fiction and he's like an absolutely depressed bastard. Just fuck awful rancid vibes. Highkey pathetic and wettest cat around (according to him)
#he's just so pathetic i love him#udad#udad orpheus#ulysses dies at dawn#the mechanisms#i think the mechs were like 'awww isnt this a cute lil kitty look at it so cute and stupid'#and aforementioned kitty is a skrungly feral adult cat hissing and meowing pathetically and eating garbage
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how many piercings does rm stan have?
...so many, anon.
So...So...Many.
he also quite literally wants more but management implemented a urgent ravenstanban on him putting more holes & reckless, ~juvenile~ piercings on the 'Face of PunkRock Super Band Crimson Dawn'.
he complained soooo much!!!! he was like Okay But Kenny Got To—and they were like raven, kenny is kenny!!!! kenny plays bass and wears the skull face mask, you are The Lead Singer Of The Band, smh.
laaaaame!!!! whack!!!!
why does everyone hate fun and Hot Boy Shit?
speaking of!
welcome to the ravenstan piercing whore couTOUR. <3
( i got weirdly specifically & passionate abt this — soz )
so he has his eyebrow pierced — it's his left one. one of my favorite things i've written lately is that the two dots go from being a colon to a semi-colon when he furrows his brow, haha. he also does wiggle his eyebrow at little kids at the childrens hospital to make them laugh. also the eyebrow piercing has no significance...i just think its cool, lol. but pep!stan wanted to pierce his eyebrow so raven is living his dream...which is actually a nightmare tbh...being a rockstar sucks. :/
i think his nose is pierced in two places? i want to say he's got a lil nose ring on the left side also and his septum is pierced...love u rae. i feel like the nose ring is usually just a lil silver ring moment or its a stud if he...can't find a nose ring...he loses everything, jersey does organize all his lil emo boy hot topic jewelry later btw. i think that happens even before they're dating bc kyle worries abt him, aaa!
anyways! i think the septum is also p standard, like usually its just the little spheres on the ends, sometimes cool spikes happen? i think they were stars once bc i love starboy stan -- but i also saw this really sick one on pinterest that is bat shaped and i got OBSESSED w/ it! i think that happens sometimes on special occasions bc its COOL!!!!
okay...uhhhhh, so his ears are pierced like Everywhere. in every possible place. i think a lot of them are also just little ring moments, studs and stuff, but his industrial is in and i do think R-A-V-E-N is engraved on it, also sometimes there are little lightning bolts or spikes or xs or lil emo boy crosses hanging off the armada of ear piercings on ravens ears that match the big cross earring which i feel like...looks like this? when the big cross isn't in i feel like its usually something sick like OMG ONE TIME IT WAS A BIG SWORD??? or like a skeleton guy hanging off!!! an anatomically correct human heart?
speaking of skulls and skeletons and things!!!!! THE ICONIQUE RAVEN LIP RING!!!!!! it is just a normal ring sometimes like everything else, but i think the ravenstan signature is the one that looks like a sick ass skeleton hand like??? HELLO??? HES SO COOL?
speaking of being rlly cool, if hes feel really spicy, i feel like he breaks out the crazy hot boy lip ring chain that connects to his ear? idk how to explain that...like This? like the edgy lip ring chain cuff? either way, i am obsessed, he is giving half mexican rockstar miyamura from horimiya. and that's so real bc izumi is gods secret emo angel tbh.
the lipring chain thing...does make kyle extremely feral, btw. like the lip ring in general already makes him feral but...Whew! also i do think he has a little chain that matches the sun and moon one on kyle's glasses BC THEY ARE GAY AND REALLY EXTRA AND MATCH!!!!
ravesey is truly a opposites attract-ive uber fine as hell mega sexy power couple i love them so badddd!!!! pleeease kiss me aaaaa
okay so listen hES NOT ALLOWED TO GET HIS NIPPLES PIERCED AND RAVEN WAS LIKE BOO YOURE ALL SO LAME!!!!! but hes quite literally not supposed to draw attention to the chest area ( which...is that why they put him in the tiny little pants? but also they do still put him in the tiny shirts...however as scandy as he is 25/8 no one has EVER seen raven of crimson w/o a shirt on and everyone is down absolutely horrendous about it...kyle...included...*sprays w/ water* )
also the ex cd guitarist ( who was also a college student, particularly in the area of pre-med/being a surgeon ) was like so i did a lot of research and after top surgery, trying to get pierce things around there is not a good idea, its not super safe also, ur nips could fall off.
and ravenstan was like omg ur being Paranoid!!! itll be fine and then one day, oh my GOD, it was just the guys being dudes and it was 147309473 degrees in the CD manwhoresion bc its old af and ravenstan whipped his shirt off and everyone was staring at him and he was like Jesus Christ You Guys Quit Objectifying Me skdlhs and they were like rAVEN YOU ONLY HAVE ONE NIP SLKHDSLKDLSKHDLKHDS AND HE WAS LIKE EXCUSE ME AND WAS LIKE OHHHHHHH MY GOD WHERE THE FUCK IS IT????
when i tell you they were screaming, crying and throwing up, on their hands and knees searching high and low, HEEEELP!!!! also dw, they found it BUT OHHHHHH MY GOD IT WAS SO FUNNY, he had to get it surgically reattached, all was well...but that dream died with like all of the sensation in his chest area p much...amazing.
but like…
are you really bros if u don't drop everything to look for ur other bros nipple graft & give him positive affirmations during his panic attack?
when i tell you the crimson dawn boys were soul bonded....i mean it. they were literally brothers, i love them but shit happens...smh.
OKAY LASTLY THO!!!!! so i think c.d. was raising money for charity bc they are my charity kings and kenny, being very unhinged, was like okay if we get This Many streams on blood moon i will pierce whatever part of ravens body u guys want wHILE RAVEN WAS IN THE BATHROOM?! IM FUCKING??? he came back and was like ok why is everyone laughing wtf was going on and kenny was like, dw worry just uh...how is ur pain tolerance...and do u have an innie or outie belly button for science and he was like eXCUSE ME KHJSLHS
anyways...they were sloshed, as per usje, it was NOT management approved they did it ON STREAM HELP, raven like PASSED OUT, incredible...oh my god. but now ravens belly button is pierced lmaooooooo, i am crying he was not stoked but he put the cool ass pentagram belly button piercing in and it matches the sick waist chain and hes kinda feeling himself tbh...hes so Fine...pray 4 kyle.
i think...that's it? he do b thinking about that nose chain piercing or the labret kENNY WAS TRYING TO HAVE HIM GET THE HIP ONES AND HE WAS LIKE KENNY NO MORE PIERCING THINGS ON THE LOWER HALF OF MY BODY GO TO HORNY JAIL!!!! like i personally think he would have slayed that w the edgy hip tattoos BUT ANYWAYS HES STANBANNED FROM PIERCINGS! but thats ok the only piercing hes looking forward to rn...is jerseys piercing gaze.
amen, gaymen, live laugh love ravesey world domination and hot boy ravenstan with all the fruity emo boy saucy lead singer boy piercings!
-uncle nina, who is surprised my son's belly button piercing did not get infected because that was seriously unethical and unsterile, also i'm still laughing abt raven losing a nipple, that was so unserious
#sorry this was so weirdly detailed#i am very passionate about all the ravenstan piercings#they are very cute to me#like the lip ring w the lip ring chain is my favorite thing ever like he is soo fione there is no reason for that level of harlotry#when i tell u kyles type is literally just cute pathetic goth boy#with all the lil emo boy piercings and the combat boots and the cool dyed hair but is also gods sweet angel#thats so real of him tbh#when u think raven is when u have scary dog privledge but its actually just jersey who...ok ill go into it later#but he pierced One Ear...he was too baby to get the other one pierced like he got swindled into it bc someone was like You Wont!#which is u say that to kyle he is like OKAY BET#but yeah no he had a panic attack in the claires he could not do the other one THEY SAID THEY WERE PIERCING ON THREE THEY PIERCED IT ON ONE#he was not having it omg so its like the only thing abt him thats asymmetrical but the same way that kyle having stan ask for stuff#helps him get confident kyle having things abt him that arent completely level or perfect help him fight his ocd and control issues#love them omg#my sons#also all the raven jewelry is silver w like red accents sometimes bc crimson dawn nation we are UP#when his hair was a little red...truly immaculate content#literally if stan is in gold jewelry its not his and its probably like a kyle necklace or sometimes he steals the other gold kyle sun dangl#earring when he misses him and its the only thing he doesnt lose besides the red heart glass vial necklace#ANYWAYS IM DONE NOW IM OBSESSED
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I think ppl are missing the true appeal of starlo, which is hes a lameass dork, just a total loser
#he cried for days when his crush got married#he blames his own lack of negotiating rps on a child and then tries to kill them#he then compares this fuck up to the absolute mess ceroba has gone through and done#and his accent is totally fake. at least 2 me#his missions r dorky and cute and silly#hes just a silly pathetic lil guy!!!! my number one failbutch <333#not quite the same but his appeal is similar to reigans appeal#hes dorky and kind of a jackass sometimes. but hes also a sweetheart who means well#uty spoilers#<- very minor but im also tagging this for a friend bc idk where he is
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modern au inigo hasn't experienced the same Horrors that canon inigo has, which means he hasn't been desensitized to things that would otherwise be really scary. so he's just a little bit of a scaredy cat. just a bit. this never really comes up, though, because he doesn't really interact with scary stuff, if not because of that, then because he's just not really into it.
the Problem arises, however, when he starts dating me (resident Weirdo Little Goth that loves horror, actually) because he wants to do Everything Ever with me. doesn't play a whole lot of video games, but always wants to hang out with me when i do — insists, actually, because what kind of boyfriend would he be if he didn't? except now he's trapped watching his Tiny and Cute girlfriend kill hordes of zombies without batting an eye. he can barely look at the screen. why does she enjoy this. is it too late to ask to just. kiss. or something.
#guy who doesn't want me to think he's a chicken but also doesn't want to ask me to turn it off#bc ''what if she thinks i'm a loser and breaks up with me'' like. inigo. come on.#relays all this to The Gang and is met w ''god you're so pathetic'' from severa#& ''i always knew [koda] was shrouded in the same darkness as i...'' from owain#as if EITHER of those things help at all lmao#��� — text#💜 dancing in the dark#anyway i think modern inigo should be a lil soppy. it's cute <3
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