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look at them go, the majestic creatures
#i personally headcannon that kirk did roller derby stuff when he was younger. dude was fighting and skating like nobody's business#this is spock's first time skating and he is having a miserable time because he thought it would be easier and bones keeps making fun of hi#he's like a baby deer#and bones has skated before but it was YEAARRSS ago so he keeps getting overconfident that he can still do it but alas. he cannot#and yes they have matching t-shirts :)#star trek#star trek the original series#jim kirk#spock#leonard mccoy#spirk#mcspirk#fanart#star trek fanart
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#this is more accurate than ‘he was fighting demons the whole times it was bisexuality’#wei wuxian#wwx#wwx mdzs#mdzs#cql#the untamed#wei ying#wangxian#like give my dude some credit he was hearing VOICES in his sleep and seeing demons out the corner of his eyes#he was trying to keep slender man abated so he wouldn’t eat little kids or whatever#he was a bit busy to really sit down and figure out his sexuality#also the ghosts weren’t really equipped to deal with ALL THAT#all that being the conundrum of what wwx felt for lwj#alongside a ridiculous amount of self esteem issue and self sacrificial nature#also the ghosts were there for vengeance not to help a 19 year old resentment filled bisexual dude sort out his feelings#they wanted gore and blood not happy happy kiss kiss fall in love 😭
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why idia is being ignore in the event?
aw, I wouldn't say he's really being ignored! he does get some longer scenes in part 3 (I know you sent this before that came out and I'm just catching up now, sorry! :'), including an excellent bit where he's like "yeah I only eat snacks and cup noodles, why" and Trey's grandma instinct immediately kicks on so he can try to convince Idia to eat some protein. just once. please. don't you know how BAD all that sugar is for your TEETH --
Halloween events in particular are a bit of a balancing act, because they deal with way more characters than usual, and the main focus is supposed to be on the SSR guys. I find that they do usually try to give everyone some spotlight at different points though! so I expect Idia will get more scenes later on too, especially once the shit really hits the fan. >:D
(if you're looking for good Idia events, he has SSRs in Ghost Marriage and Glorious Masquerade, and he gets to do a lot in Kelkkarotu and Wish! he is one of the ones who doesn't tend to get a lot of event cards, alas. :( I guess it can be hard to justify him actually leaving his room ever, but it's always super fun when he's in events and is forced to have (1) single social interaction with another human being.)
#joseimuke games are serious business#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#would've loved it though if trey had started in about how bad it was for your teeth#then actually looked at idia's teeth#and been like#hm. wait. now how does this work.#someday we're gonna find out that idia just eats a lot of blue popsicles or something#he washes his face once and looks like a totally normal dude#(i think he is genuinely the my-room birthday card i'm looking forward to the most because i MUST know what his beauty routine is)#(it would destroy me utterly and yet be VERY funny if he just washes his hair offscreen and never explains how)
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i bleed and so do you
#my guy is melting do you think he feels remorse?#misses his fingers?#nah he's too busy thinking crowbar crowbar crowbar#crowbar dude#postal dude#postal#i posted#kmp art#tw gore#tw blood
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Oh brother this guy stinks
#He's getting me through visiting relatives atm#Also love giving him piercings. In my mind he has his nips and a PA done too but yknow... That's. His business.#Postal#Postal 2#Postal dude#The postal dude#P2 dude#Running with scissors#fan art#art#sketch#character art
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zhancheng to me is like this:
imagine a scenario in which jiang cheng actually does know quite a lot about lan wangji's tastes: his favorite and least favorite tea flavors, snacks, food, books, music, authors and artists, and so on.....except jiang cheng specifically sought out this information during the 13 year timeskip to make lan wangji miserable.
maybe lan wangji is just publicly A Bitch to him one too many times and jiang cheng finally decides he's had enough. so, for the next few months, jiang cheng spends an inordinate amount of time gradually sussing out everything he can learn about lan wangji's tastes. what kind of tea does he like? what kind of tea does he despise? which authors does he always read? what temperature does he prefer his room to be? what new trends in music does he find completely unbearable? when he passes through a region whose cuisine he hates, which restaurants does he find slightly less intolerable?
and then, the next time there's a discussion conference at lotus pier, jiang cheng weaponizes this knowledge. actually, the next time there's a public event anywhere wherein both jiang cheng and lan wangji are in attendance, jiang cheng weaponizes the fuck out of this knowledge. he makes sure that the tea lan wangji hates the most is served to everyone. he has his disciples buy all the local snacks he knows lan wangji has a preference for, just so lan wangji can't have any. he makes sure lan wangji's room and bed are heated to the exact temperature lan wangji finds just too hot to be comfortable. whenever lan wangji's favorite obscure author releases a new work that gusu lan doesn't think is cultivation-related enough to include in their library, jiang cheng has a bunch of his disciples swoop in and buy as many copies as possible, just so that it takes lan wangji a bit longer to get his hands on a volume. jiang cheng "leaks" to a few minor sect leaders the idea that lan wangji actually does like spicy food, and said minor sect leaders actually believe that information for a full year of hosted visits and public events.
this continues for all 13 years of the timeskip. of course, jiang cheng isn't outstandingly successful in actually making lan wangji miserable, because there are limits to what jiang cheng can actually achieve and what he's actually willing to spend enough time on; realistically, all he's accomplishing is causing lan wangji some minor irritations once in a while. but it's enough for jiang cheng to know that, every time lan wangji has to pass through yunmeng, he's absolutely miserable because jiang cheng has persuaded/paid every musician in the area to play the one song lan wangji hates the most.
jin guangyao, of course, figures out what's going on immediately. but even loyalty to lan xichen isn't going to make him sacrifice potentially useful dirt by putting a stop to jiang cheng's asshole behavior himself, so instead he just decides to watch and wait. he also just finds it really funny. meanwhile, lan wangji, for all 13 of these years, never figures out what's going on. he never figures out why he can't ever find the lanling-style osmanthus cakes he hates slightly less than the rest of lanling cuisine whenever he passes through the area and runs into disciples from yunmeng jiang. when his favorite obscure author releases a new book, he gets in line at the indie bookstore in qinghe he went out of his way to visit, and just doesn't question why everyone in front of him is wearing purple.
postcanon, though....now lan wangji has one hell of a source of insider information (wei wuxian), so the turns are about to get fucking tabled.
#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#jiang cheng#lan wangji#zhancheng#yanyan speaks#look. realistically jc would not do this. he's busy and has better things to do with his time.#also realistically the hatedom between them is more one-sided on lwj's part. jc does not care.#but listen. it's funny.#and imagining jc being a massive fucking hater to this one guy who keeps being rude to him in public will never not be hilarious.#also this kind of behavior is not beneath jc at all bc dude he grew up with fucking wei wuxian#also also. yeah ig this means the lotus pier library is filled with 5 million copies of lwj's favorite books#left there by ymj disciples who didnt actually want the books and instead accepted reimbursement from jc
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i don’t know if it’s funny or just annoying now how much they have to harp on the fact the doctor is the last of the time lords. i’m afraid you the showrunners have wrung that tragedy dishcloth absolutely dry of angst and now every scene where the doctor is like “I’m The Only One Left I Walk Alone In Eternity And My Wholeeee Planet Is Dead For Ever it’s just like. ok. just go get the toymaker’s gold tooth it’ll be fine. or even just wait it out like gallifrey will probably be back in like a year or 2 👍 don’t worry baby
#i have noticed this season that many of the moments played for Sadness just come off so empty because at this point every episode is#pretty saturated with them#when the doctor was sad because he killed sutekh?? dude he killed everyone in the whole universe i really don’t think this is something#u should lose sleep over#we get it#it’s been 20 years of this last of the time lords i kill everyone i meet business#at this point i feel like it’s cheap and bland. sorry!#doctor who
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Mihawk is such a capricious dude, oh my god. The only dude you know who is always itching for a fight but only ever a specific kind of fight so he goes out of his way to take the path of least resistance for everything else.
Like he would rather leave than fight Don krieg, Sail away than decimate the marines, live in peace instead of challenging the other emperors for the one piece. And when they do he’d rather follow buggy’s idea of just being smarter about how they go about it instead of brute forcing it like the rest. He is constantly leaving fights but then a swordsman of mild repute and an interesting technique engages him in a battle and suddenly you have his whole attention. Like with vista it was obvious that he could have just cleared him like he did everyone else but he’d never seen the flower sword techinque and by god was he going to miss this chance. And so he engages him in what is essentially a spare.
Because Mans isn’t looking for a fight, instead, like a middle aged director of a short indie film, he’s chasing a feeling.
He wants to feel like his 19 year old self did when he was strong but there were people stronger. When there were still obstacles to overcome limits to exceed. When the world was large and exciting and he wasn’t just waiting for it to catch up with him. When he could look at Shanks as the person he is instead of the person he could have been.
He wants to look at Shanks and not see visions of a grinning red haired boy with 2 arms and a strawhat laughing in the dirt and asking for “just one more round Hawky I swear I’ll beat you this time”
But there is nowhere Mihawk can run that that boy won’t haunt him.
#ladies and gentlemen this is what we in the business call; suffering from success#what a cruel cruel capricious man#he’s more than a little excited when a certain green haired boy barges in and starts shaking shit up#suddenly he can lay that red haired boy to sleep and face Shanks as the man he is#Mihawk really isn’t concerned with anything not about swordsmanship#except your interesting or powerful enough like Luffy or whitebeard#he’s such a child I hate him 😭.#because dude will tals such a serious game about not letting foxy get away and then let Vista distract him#like my guy really can’t do anything else but let cool swordsmanship enchant him#Mihawk at heart is just a short indie film director#love him#mishanks#throwing thoughts to the void#one piece#dracule mihawk#hawkeye mihawk#op#akagami no shanks#red haired shanks#shanks#akataka#opla#mihawk x shanks
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It was a well-known secret that Jonathan Byers sold Steve Harrington’s photos at cutthroat prices to the students of Hawkins High.
People wanted to get mad at it but a picture of shirtless Steve in tiny green shorts was enough to silence their protests.
Although his buyers ranged from all genders, Jonathan wasn’t surprised at all. Because he, too, was a victim of that Harrington Charm—the very reason he had started collecting every picture of Steve in the first place.
His side business was just a front for him to do so without being harrassed by Tommy H. who, ironically, was one of his regulars.
And why was it a well-known secret?
Well, because Steve had no idea about it.
In a rare sense of solidarity, the whole school had joined forces and done their best to keep their king out of the loop.
(Even Eddie ‘The Freak’ Munson—who loved to run his mouth—seemed to understand the gravity of the situation and managed to keep the secret.)
Jonathan had never enjoyed photography more in his life.
When Steve eventually figured it out, he was surprisingly willing to let Jonathan take more… audacious photos of him.
Suffice to say, the profit had skyrocketed once Jonathan found the right group of customers.
(i.e. Eddie Munson had paid for the Bunny Collection with three bags of weeds, Tommy H. had paid a hefty amount for more Stockings, and Billy Hargrove kept coming back for Higheels & Lipstick.)
#pre steddie#jonathan byers#steve harrington#stonathan#oblivious steve harrington#cunty steve harrington#secret admirer jonathan byers#petty business man jonathan byers#jonathan stands in some hidden corners & hands out steve's pics to every student comes to buy from him like a seasoned dealer selling drugs#eddie is still bitter that he couldn't buy all of the pics although he already owns three thick albums dedicated for steve#robin also bought a few out of curiosity and ended up keeping them all bc she didn't have the heart to throw them away#robin: omg this dude has the most pitiful puppy eyes ever how is that fair??#sionewrites
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Why did we make Merlin gay as a fandom? We know you guys are stupidly obsessed bi x gay but Merlin literally showed more interest in women than Arthur..Also "Arthur would be so inexperienced with men". Shut up, hes knight, they're all gay. Arthur was perfectly aware of himself, He stared at every guy , HE DEFENDED HIMSELF AGAINST EVERY WOMAN AROUND HIM
Like cmon, Merlin fandom, use your brain sometime
I wouldn't mind it if making Merlin gay didn't often end up feminizing him or make him UwU soft
#I didn't watch the same show as the fandom#Merlin was kissing the female furry while Arthur stared at the men#like cmon#Arthur is totally aware of what he wants#and he wants a man#Merlin?? Merlin is busy with more important matters#MERLIN WAS MORE INTERESTED IN WOMEN THAN ARTHUR LIKE CMON#Arthur practically hissed when someone was like oo women#but with men??#Dude stared and was proud of himself#EXPERIENCED GAY ARTHUR RIGHTS#Merlin is a man who has no time for crises with his orientation#arthur pendragon#merlin#merlin bbc#merthur#the once and future fandom#bbc merlin#cmon#mlm
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every time you think you’ve seen the anti-lestappen supporter of all time, just remember damon hill exists.
#lestappen#max verstappen#charles leclerc#all I heard for the beginning of 2024 from that man was about how carlos was better and charles should’ve been the one dropped#now he’s all up in max’s business#like dude shut up for once pls#he’s still haunted by schumi hahaha
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FUCK
I can’t fucking take this timeline
Brian David Gilbert is reposting content from a Pro-Hamas, Pro-Houthi, Pro-Putin tankie now
We have day-after atrocity apologia, we have blood libel, we have baby Jesus deicide, we have ethnic cleansing slogans, we have Putin’s anti-Ukraine “denazification” propaganda, we have statements from the Houthis turned into propaganda posters! What don’t we have? I think I got BINGO
#I have to hope he just didn’t know#but fuck dude#you have to be more responsible with your fucking platform what the fuck#but I also can’t assume he doesn’t back every one of those things#or at the very least accept them as the price of doing business#brian david gilbert#antisemitism#tankie punks fuck off#i/p#blood libel#deicide#fuck the houthis#fuck hamas#fuck josh mayfield#october 7th#tenseven#cw rape#cw murder#ukraine#israel#palestine#russian invasion of ukraine#russian invasion#russo ukrainian war
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secret affair with mafia!bakugo… you’re a waitress at one of his cover restaurants and he’s constantly leaving his meetings to make out with you in the staff bathroom.
#Bakugo#you know like they talk business is their own restaurant and when he’s not leading he doesn’t wanna listen to anyone else#so he’s in the single stall bathroom in his suit and tie with your little apron hung up on the door#now I’m imagining toxic workplace bc the head host wants to fire u but technically Bakugo won’t let them LMAO#it’s not ur fault u have a hot mysterious dude into you!!!#he’s the one letting you slack not YOU#anyway#think abt this#shii posts#gen
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Ah, so the Doctor and Ruby's friendship was based off the idea she was just as "messed up" as him. Not knowing where she came from or why things were the way they were (we already knew that)
The mystery and insane details made the Doctor feel like he wasn't alone.
Because Ruby also had this insane mystery and he was helping her to figure it out because I don't think he expected things to be so mundane. Truthfully, the details don't fully match up, the music isn't explained and "just because" wasn't enough to explain why her mom was hidden and why Ruby could never find her
I do think that their friendship, the Doctor and Ruby, was surface level and that's probably why it felt like that. It was built off an idea, and when that idea didn't exist anymore the Doctor was acting like he couldn't travel with her anymore
It was too painful watching her get the answers he desperately wanted?
He wasn't a good friend telling Ruby not to go in. He projected his own feelings onto the situation at the coffee shop and his reaction when she went in, said it all. It wasn't his choice and Ruby had to make her choice
He projected his own resentment onto the situation, justifying that Ruby's mother doesn't deserve her if she never came looking for her. He didn't account for the reasons, likely meaning he feels the same way towards the people who abandoned him.
When Ruby made a different choice to what he would've, it shattered that idea that they were experiencing the same kinda thing
And he didn't say "I love you." Back!
He told her she had a profound effect on his life, because, just for a while, he felt like he wasn't alone. I think he can be greatful for that atleast, but he's still devastated, as shown by his breakdown once Ruby left
The Doctor's walls are back up? It seems so.
#doctor who#ruby sunday#15th doctor#the doctor has always been selfish. unable to say goodbye and face heartbreak. it is in character for him to reject Ruby this way#he can blame it on Ruby have a life she can be busy in#but eventually that excitement will die down#she could still travel with him. he could give her a few months#but he wont#I get why#but also dude wtf
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empty glory
#yugioh#ygo#seto kaiba#art#artists on tumblr#kaibas a v tragic character to me#dude always strives to be the best and only concern himself w the future#he has fought tooth and nail to be a respected duelist and business man yet it seems to me like he doesn't believe he is#yes hes an arrogant prick and extremely set in his ways but thats bc he has to be#nobody has ever supported him or believed in his skills and that kinda sticks w you man!#yes i know mokubas there but that doesnt change the fact he had to take care of him at a young age#its fun to say that he needs to chill out (which he does lol) but i dont think hes ever 'chilled out' a day in his life#bro simply doesnt know how to#and when he comes across people who are everything he wishes he could be and could never attain he just#acts like a total bastard lmao#at the end of the day he has everything he can ever want but never what he needed#also perspectives a bitch why did i do this to myself
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sometimes, ngl, i do find myself wondering what it was that made lan wangji fall so desperately in love with wei wuxian - they really are so different and wei wuxian does represent in many ways the antithesis of everything lan wangji lives his life embodying, even if the audience knows how great and amazing wei wuxian is (we also read mainly from his pov and he is basically handcrafted to appeal to modern fandoms), we the audience are not lan wangji, lan wangji isn’t privy to all the same information we are. and then a scene will come along, where wei wuxian will be so earnestly and painfully good, to someone else or to lan wangji himself, and it all makes sense again. like, of course lan wangji was going to fall in love with him how could he not fall in love with him??? really he’s completely powerless when it comes to wei wuxian how could he not be
#i just read the scene where wwx is like i should go carry him so his injury doesn’t get worse#and jc is like why would you do that he hates you and it’s none of our business#and wwx is like it is my business and someone ought to worry about him and like#lwj didn’t hear him but like if he had#dude id fall in love with someone if they said that about me#tho maybe my standards are low#wangxian#lan wangji#wei wuxian#mdzs
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