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Harley: What is your biggest weakness?

Jon: I can be uncooperative.

Harley: Okay, can you give me an example?

Jon: No.

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Jon, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Drury: Hey.

Ivy: Hi.

Edward: Hello.

Garfield: Hey!

Jon: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Harley: We were out of Doritos.

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Trick Or Treat by DominiqueWesson

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I realised this video isn’t available on mobile so here’s a tumblr version.

If you want to watch it at full quality you can find it here on youtube.

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The Gotham Rogues as Carrie Fisher Tweets

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Synonyms

Jonathan Crane: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that sounds nice and coz, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re going to die.

Harley Quinn: My favorite is “butt dial” vs “booty call”

Poison Ivy: Mine is “forgive me father, for I have sinned” vs “sorry daddy, I’ve been naughty”

Edward Nygma: Great news, language is now cancelled.

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your lame wedding ring:

my epic wedding gauntlet:

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Batman Rebirth

↳ My Top Five Scarecrows

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me and knuckles on a date at olive garden

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Jonathan Crane: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.

Edward Nygma: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.

Harley Quinn: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.

Jervis Tetch: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.

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your lame wedding ring:

my epic wedding gauntlet: