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aragorn: and then i’ll say “this army” and then you run at them right through me with your army behind you

ghost king, known dramatic bitch who habitually spends like five minutes scaring and chanting at intruders before killing them: oh FUCK yeah let’s do it

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HEY! HI! HELLO!

Are you looking for a Discord focusing World of Warcraft? A WoW server where you can talk about all things Warcraft, as well as other non-WoW things you enjoy? We’ve got a server for you! 

Do you want the Discord to be open to all kinds of gameplay found in WoW, such as roleplaying, PvE, and/or PvP? Tired of dudebros and douchecanoes? Boy howdy shit have we got a server for you! 

This upcoming Warcraft Discord welcomes anyone who enjoys the game with a LGBT+ friendly community and zero bullshit tolerance policy. Come join the party at the new World of Warcraft Discord - where there’s a world outside of warcraft. WINK. 

Click the Read More for a join link!

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we all experienced at least one piece of media that introduced us to the terrifying concept of our own fragile mortality as children

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I AM LOSING IT RIGHT NOW. BECAUSE THIS IS IT.  THIS IS THE CONTENT I SIGNED UP FOR.  THIS IS THE CONTENT THAT IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING I HAVE SEEN ALL FUCKING MONTH. THE ROMANCE NOVEL COVER WITH DARTH FUCKING VADER JESUS CHRIST I’M FUCKING CRYING RIGHT NOW AND I’M JUST SITTING HERE, DYING, BECAUSE OH MY GOD IF SHE ONLY KNEW THE TRUTH ABOUT THAT GUY NOT THAT HE’S BURNED AND SCARRED OR WHATEVER BUT THAT HE IS THE WHINIEST FUCKING SHIT LORD IN THE GALAXY, THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE CAT WHO WILL NEED CONSTANT ATTENTION AND YOU TO TELL HIM HE’S A GOOD BOY EVEN WHEN HE FUCKS UP ALL YOUR PLANS (I LOVE HIM SO MUCH) EXPECTATION:  DARK FUCK PRINCE REALITY:  ANAKIN FUCKING SKYWALKER

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A young couple protesting the Jewish man’s deportation from the United States back to Nazi Germany where he would likely be killed. He was deported to Belgium instead after significant pressure of advocacy groups.

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Monique Lhuillier Bridal Spring 2020

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yesterday for April Fool’s my workplace had a short training article on recognizing computer-generated faces from real ones and one of the tricks mentioned was “count the teeth” and I just wanted to say that it’s both ironic and kind of horrifying how society has unwittingly cycled right back to IF YE MEET A MAN ON THE ROAD, COUNT HIS FINGERS LEST YE DEAL UNKNOWING WITH A FAE 

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Quick reminder, especially for you younger undergrads: Discipline is a skill, not a character trait. And just like any skill, it can be practiced and improved upon incrementally. Try not to get discouraged if you have a day, or multiple days, where you are less disciplined than you would like or need to be. Don’t quit. Don’t spend the next week binging Netflix because you think it’s a hopeless endeavour. Just get up the next day and try again. Each day you try is more practice, and each day you practice, you’ll get a little bit better, and that continual improvement will pay dividends in the long run.

Keep at it.

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multiplayer video games bad for health, heart, and emotional wellbeing. cut them out of ur diet.

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Everyone’s heard “What, you egg” and “Villain, I have done thy mother” but have you considered these equally deserving Shakespearean quotes

-You are a fishmonger

-Well, here is my leg

-Take you me for a sponge, my lord?

-Do you see yonder cloud that’s almost in the shape of a camel?

-Eat my leek

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Text patches are back in stock after briefly being sold out! So happy you all like them! Link to my Etsy shop here: http://www.etsy.com/shop/KellyRomanArt

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Paolo Sebastian | Bridal Collection S/S 2018

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I don’t watch the Bachelor but I’m really glad i know people who do so that I can be informed that on tonight’s episode the current bachelor took off all his recording equipment jumped over a fence and ran away into the forest

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look i love being home and having luxurious things like Time Off (tm) but my office desk had four monitors and to come back to one measly slow-ass laptop is serious step down