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Y'all. I fucked up. If you see something that says "sugar-free," and assume that it can't possibly be the type of "sugar-free" that doubles as a laxative, that is the devil talking. I cannot emphasize this enough. Do not be tempted by the forbidden fruit. "Sugar-free" means pain.
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I think conspiracy theorists should just word build. I think it would scratch that itch, y'know?
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He just threw out a glass jar. Please stop putting glass in the trash can we have recycling for a reason. Please just let me sleep.
Me: goes to bed
My roommate coming in late right outside my room:
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Me: goes to bed
My roommate coming in late right outside my room:
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Love watching a show and learning something new about yourself, that's fun
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"im built different" is a surprisingly effective mantra
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So uh starting to connect dots between dairy consumption and stomach aches and I refuuuse to be lactose tolerant. It's just not in my fantasy
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Y'know what? This isn't "main." I can be as horny as I damn well please. Imma be horny. I could reALLY USE SOME FUCKING D-
*gunshot*
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A lot of things I've been drawing lately have come out super phallic... not gonna think about that too much
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Also misogyny is the last thing my dysphoria needs right now. STawp IT.
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Fighting everything in my spirit to not ghost my therapist who legit told me being myself and being confident would cure my gender dysphoria
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It is. My god given right to have little fangs. Where are my fangs
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