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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

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everybody’s horny or on their period or microdosing mushrooms or having their birthday soon… march really has arrived

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Get needled

I made this because why not????

But also I love the spiral I love my silly boy Micheal, I promise I prom-

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in a hotel room very cautiously removing my clothing slowly and constantly looking around the room shifty and scared as fuck anticipating attacks while a beautiful pair of women sitting side by side on the bed in matching lingerie excitedly but restrained with carefully lowered vioices cheer me on. they say Yes thats it thats how sex works! youre doing it right yeah! youve got it keep going! and im finally down to a sports bra and one tube sock when a car alarm putside startles me and i lunge for the empty handgun on the floor and put it in my mouth while they panic and scramble trying to calm me down petting my hair and cooing gently

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fanfic where they both turn into coniferous trees. mutual pining

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me signing off every post

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crossfaded on melancholic literature and mold poisoning

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this is stupid

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Eating a gummy worm. Do NOT try to eat the other end while I'm distracted again.

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i do genuinely need to go on some sort of quest this year or i’m going to become evil for real

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cosmic horror (god loves you too much and keeps resurrecting you)

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forever and always insane about the fact that haunting means "heimsuchen" in german which literally translates to "homeseeking". a haunting is a search for a home you can never return to

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I should be allowed to sleep for one million years

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dude you look so masc wallowing in your misery like that