im maxie! 28. radical sandwich anarchist. ive never been skydiving but i zoomed in really fast on google maps once. icon by _mirageimage..
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as i walk through the valley of the shadow of death i take a look at my cock and realize its curving left!
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Sea sponge (Grantia compressa) By: Hervé Chaumeton From: Éditions Rencontre Cards 1978
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This is how it feels to read a classic that everyone in the world has already read and loves
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several hand cramps later
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hes 45 with grey hair and crows feet when there was a countdown clock to his 28th birthday because everyone was afraid he would kill himself at 27 😭😭😭😭
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HOBBES vs. TIGGER cage match TO THE DEATH say goodbye to your childhood because ONE! WILL!! DIE!!!!
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was gonna complain that all cat furniture looks like shit and sucks bad but then i was stopped dead in my tracks by nomadic cat yurt
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Customer: GRANDPA DMV: BOOB MAN Verdict: DENIED
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Artificial intelligence makes accurate sheep counting.
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This was a very good joke.
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