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My muse hasn't slept for days. Send 🛏 for your muse to drag mine to bed

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“I trust you because at least I know you have a good reason, if not sometimes an idiotic reason, why you lie” she smiles tenderly at the other. She can see Emmalien then retreat into her thoughts, and Leliana grows quiet as she lets her think.

“Very much like Flemeth, my thoughts exactly” she echos, “But it is a dead lead, he barely exists. I have only found someone once or twice to cross his path” Leliana tells the other. Leliana opens the door for Emmailen and sighs. “Enough of cat and mouse--” she then says, pulling her hood back slowly. There’s a few wayward glances of surprise at the action, but she ruffles her hair a little and smiles at her Warden. “I promised you lunch, and I have a reliable source telling me there’s Ferelden classics today” she winks at the other then.

“You trust me,” the warden pointed out simply, knowing fully well how many masks and facets she had donned over the years. There had been many lessons taught to her by both her mother’s dead and Rilla’s grooming of her, but if anything they both taught one major lesson. Do what you must in order to survive; for her it had been lies and omissions, an innocent face hiding a turmoil of thoughts. Her years in the Circle had left her unscathed due to her uncanny ability to manipulate others into perceiving her as she wished. The nobles of the Amaranthine had come to accept her for similar reasons. Diplomacy, Varel praised her as yet another disgruntled noble left appeased. But it was no diplomacy, no inherent desire to make peace with others. It was merely self-preservation.

”He is better than us. He hides more and it has become natural to him. Quite like breathing. Even when it nags you at the back of the mind that what he is saying is falsehood, he has a way of twisting his words to make you believe. Almost like Flemeth.” The comparison makes her pause, frown on her features as she contemplates it. Quite similarly; Flemeth hides behind the facet of the mad old woman in the woods. Solas hides behind the facet of the solitary hedge mage.

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“Alright” she smiles, kissing the other as they walked every so often. Their breaths were puffs of condensation into the air.

They finally made it home and into the apartment. Where Leliana dumped all her things onto a chair and then headed into the kitchen to put the left overs in the oven to reheat. Then, she flopped across the couch, patiently waiting for Emmalien to join her.

“Oh do not remind me. I had to help Nathaniel woo her before they got to the point they’re at now. Do you know how painful that was?” Between an emotionally constipated Dalish and a determined, yet clueless Nathaniel, Emmailen had found herself wishing to hit her head against her desk more than once.

“Reheat leftovers. We have some lasagna left and we’re both tired. No need to cook when neither of us will be in any state to enjoy the result.” They’ll probably fall asleep before the movie reaches its climax. 

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FIRST THREE IN MY INBOX GET KISSES

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SEND A SYMBOL FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION TO YOURS:

▼ kissing them

♢ stabbing them

♞ shooting them

✖ punching them

➶ slapping them

☠ poisoning them

☎ hugging them

☂ picking them up

✗ bringing them alcohol

✣ bringing them food

☯ coming home late

♀ proposing marriage

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SENTENCE MEMES FROM POPULAR TUMBLR TEXT POSTS :

this post was used for reference.

❛  but officer, they were fucking with my clique.  ❜ ❛  if you lose yourself, i will find you.  ❜ ❛  true friends don’t judge each other. they judge other people. together.  ❜ ❛  oh, you’re my friend? name three of my albums.  ❜ ❛  i’m sorry, but you must be at least a level four friend to unlock my tragic backstory.  ❜ ❛  fuck you but fuck me first.  ❜ ❛  you’re cute, what is your face html?  ❜ ❛  my life is one big ‘ wow, ok. ’  ❜ ❛  my life is just poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background.  ❜ ❛  i accidentally messed up my life, how do i start a new account?  ❜ ❛  my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore.  ❜ ❛  at myself, what the fuck are you doing.  ❜ ❛  if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem, then you’re in too deep.  ❜ ❛  this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid.  ❜ ❛  how do you get a nice body without moving.  ❜ ❛  it’s so hard when you’re in a cuddly mood and don’t have anyone to cuddle with!! this is an outrage!!  ❜ ❛  ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened?  ❜ ❛  you ever just ugh really hard?  ❜ ❛  i’m a really affectionate person one you get past my five layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike and loneliness.  ❜ ❛  i was confident for like two minutes one time.  ❜ ❛  all i think about is sex and what i’m going to eat next.  ❜ ❛  i have my pencils and my tears ready.  ❜ ❛  i’m that kinda person who, between two choices, will always pick the wrong one.  ❜ ❛  i avoid everyone, including the people i like.  ❜ ❛  i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember that i don’t even like me.  ❜ ❛  gosh golly! this beat is … whoo! this beat is … DANDY!  ❜ ❛  it’s hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you.  ❜ ❛  thinking about space fucks me up.  ❜ ❛  my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could illegally download clothes.  ❜ ❛  heelys don’t have brakes because my swag don’t stop.  ❜ ❛  i know i make lots of jokes but i promise you, i’m a really sad person.  ❜ ❛  at least i can admit that i’m a piece of shit.  ❜ ❛  ‘ i’m not bitter ’ i say bitterly, with a bitter expression.  ❜ ❛  i’m fluent in talking shit.  ❜ ❛  it’s crazy how there are seven billion people on the planet and all of them are in love with me.  ❜ ❛  why am i better than everyone?  ❜ ❛  sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments.  ❜ ❛  I SWEAR, I AM NOT CUTE OR SWEET. DON’T CALL ME THAT. I AM EVIL. I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT. FEAR ME.  ❜ ❛  i don’t ‘ dress to impress. ’ i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves.  ❜ ❛  i love learning bad things about people i don’t like.  ❜ ❛  i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.  ❜ ❛  i’m just an asshole with feelings.  ❜ ❛  there’s a special place in hell reserved for me. it’s called the throne.  ❜ ❛  damn boy, are you the terms and conditions? because i don’t give a fuck about what you have to say.  ❜ ❛  damn gurl, you flappy bird? because no one likes you.  ❜ ❛  your tattoo says ‘ only god can judge me, ’ yet here i am.  ❜ ❛  i’m not even sassy, i’m just an asshole.  ❜ ❛  i’m not a bitch, i am the bitch.  ❜ ❛  i like being obsessed with things so that i am distracted from how much i hate myself.  ❜ ❛  tips on talking to me when i’m pissed off: don’t.  ❜ ❛  my fashion sense is called ‘ i am cold and pissed off. ’  ❜ ❛  maybe ‘ fuck you ’ will be our always.  ❜ ❛  i believe in hate at first sight.  ❜ ❛  you hate me? wow, so much in common already.  ❜ ❛  i’m filled with hate and useless facts.  ❜ ❛  do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you?  ❜ ❛  i’d be such a good girlfriend, you’re all missing out.  ❜ ❛  getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic ship and look what happened there.  ❜ ❛  there’s always gonna be that one person who you can’t get out of your mind, no matter how hard you try.  ❜ ❛  i ship me and money.  ❜ ❛  have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow?  ❜ ❛  how do i get over someone i never dated?  ❜ ❛  i have a very big crush on you but sadly i am only a little bug and you are a garden.  ❜ ❛  if you grab my face right before you kiss me, i’ll definitely fall in love with you.  ❜ ❛  i don’t like your clothes, take them off.  ❜ ❛  put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up.  ❜ ❛  dying is taking too long.  ❜ ❛  being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body.  ❜ ❛  don’t joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me.  ❜ ❛  you can’t spell school without ‘ i want to stab myself. ’  ❜ ❛  good news, everyone: dogs.  ❜ ❛  if you think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal, then you’re completely wrong.  ❜

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Optional: send the colour too

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“Good” she replied to the PDA comment. “She acts as if we haven’t had to see her and Nathaniel...” Leliana makes a vague gesture into the air, “Do what ever they call their affection” she’s half joking. They’re sweet to each other and that’s what matters.

“Now... lets go home” Leliana insists, corralling Emmailen backwards some and towards their cozy apartment. “Do you want me to cook when we get home or should we reheat left overs?” she intoned. 

“Everyone loves them. They’re perfect for pointing fingers and laughing at the ludicrous situations,” the baker pointed out. She was never able to have as much fun with comedies as she did with horror movies. 

“Hmmm, tempting, tempting,” Emmailen grinned, her arm sneaking around Leliana’s waist and placing her chin on her shoulder. “We’d get to outrage Velanna once more with our shamless PDA,” she laughed, remembering their surly cake decorator’s annoyance.

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❝ The sun comes up, and the world still spins. ❞

You Haven’t Met Her Yet || @thewardenqueen

“But you deserve a life” Leliana says flatly, sipping her tea.

She shifted and sighed. “No one part of you should rule over another” she instructs gingerly, “Trust me, I should know” she adds after.

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❝ You don’t get a win unless you play in the game. ❞

In The Eye Of The Hurricane || @kurvar

Leliana sighs heavily and fixes Zevrans collar with a little smile. “Yes, but I rather not be playing at all, and nor should you” she says with a huff. Leliana carefully turns Zevran and she fixes his hair some.

“There, you look like you are meant to be here now” she teases.

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♜:Shoulder rubs

Share a Moment || @kurvar

A sigh as her shoulders drop at the encroaching fingers. A few months ago she would have scrunched up, and pulled away as fast as she could.

Instead, now her shoulders dropped and eased into a calmed position. She let out a hum, “You do not need to do this” she tries to insists quietly. She lets him though, before tilting her head back and looking up at her fellow rouge, and now dear friend.

“Thank you” she replies tenderly, patting his hand gently.

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“Hamilton” sentence meme (part 2)

part 1 can be found  here.

“ WHAT COMES NEXT? ”

❝ Insane! ❞

❝ I’m so blue… ❞

❝ You were mine to subdue! ❞

❝ I’ve got a small query for you – ❞

❝ What comes next? ❞

❝ Do you know how hard it is to lead? ❞

❝ Awesome, wow! ❞

❝ Do you have a clue what happens now? ❞

❝ It’s much harder when it’s all your call! ❞

❝ Don’t come crawling back to me. ❞

❝ You’re on your own… ❞

“ WHAT’D I MISS? ”

❝ You ready for more yet? ❞

❝ The sun comes up, and the world still spins. ❞

❝ Now the work at home begins… ❞

❝ So, what’d I miss? ❞

❝ I wanna give you a kiss! ❞

❝ I’ve been in Paris meeting lots of different ladies… ❞

❝ I guess I basically missed the late ‘80s. ❞

❝ I traveled the wide, wide world and came back to this. ❞

❝ Can you get us out of the mess we’re in? ❞

❝ Where have you been? ❞

❝ Headfirst, into the abyss! ❞

“ CABINET BATTLE #1 ”

❝ We shouldn’t settle for less. ❞

❝ Don’t act surprised. ❞

❝ Welcome to the present. ❞

❝ Would you like to join us? ❞

❝ How do you not get it? ❞

❝ Yeah, keep ranting! ❞

❝ You think I’m frightened of you, man? ❞

❝ You’re mad as a hatter, son, take your medicine! ❞

❝ Damn, you’re in worse shape than the national debt is in! ❞

❝ Hey! Turn around, bend over, I’ll show you where my shoe fits! ❞

❝ Such a blunder… sometimes it makes me wonder, why I even bring the thunder. ❞

❝ You wanna pull yourself together? ❞

“ THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENS ”

❝ And all he had to do was die… ❞

❝ I guess I’m gonna finally have to listen to you. ❞

❝ Hate the sin, love the sinner. ❞

❝ Decisions are happening over dinner. ❞

❝ And here’s the pièce de résistance! ❞

❝ No one else was in the room where it happened. ❞

❝ No one really knows how the game is played. ❞

❝ We just assume that it happened. ❞

❝ I know you hate him, but let’s hear what he has to say. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t you like to work a little closer to home? ❞

❝ In God we trust. ❞

❝ You got more than you gave. ❞

❝ I wanted what I got. ❞

❝ You don’t get a win unless you play in the game. ❞

❝ You get nothing if you wait for it. ❞

❝ We dream in the dark, for the most part. ❞

“ SCHUYLER DEFEATED ”

❝ Sometimes that’s how it goes. ❞

❝ No one knows who you are or what you do. ❞

❝ They don’t like you! ❞

❝ You’ll always be adored by the things you create. ❞

❝ People think you’re crooked. ❞

❝ I’ve always considered you a friend. ❞

❝ I swear, your pride will be the death of us all. Beware, it goes before the fall! ❞

“ CABINET BATTLE #2 ”

❝ The only person you have to convince is me. ❞

❝ Now is the time to stand! ❞

❝ Hey, and if you don’t know… now you know. ❞

❝ You must be out of your goddamn mind! ❞

❝ Uh, do whatever you want, I’m super dead! ❞

❝ Do we not fight for freedom? ❞

❝ Frankly, it’s a little disquieting. ❞

❝ You would let your ideals blind you to reality? ❞

❝ Have you an ounce of regret? ❞

❝ Where do we draw the line? ❞

❝ So quick-witted. ❞

❝ Daddy’s calling. ❞

“ I KNOW HIM ”

❝ I’m perplexed. ❞

❝ I wasn’t aware that was something a person could do. ❞

❝ That can’t be! ❞

❝ That poor man, they’re gonna eat him alive! ❞

❝ They all look small. ❞

❝ Watch them run. ❞

❝ They will tear each other into pieces, Jesus Christ, this’ll be fun! ❞

❝ Good luck! ❞

“ BURN ”

❝ I saved every letter you wrote me. ❞

❝ I knew you were mine. ❞

❝ I thought you were mine… ❞

❝ Be careful with that one, love – he will do what it takes to survive. ❞

❝ You and your words flooded my senses. ❞

❝ When you were mine, the world seemed to burn. ❞

❝ You have ruined our lives. ❞

❝ I’m erasing myself from the narrative. ❞

❝ You have torn it all apart. ❞

❝ The world has no right to my heart. ❞

❝ I’m burning the memories. ❞

❝ I hope that you burn. ❞

“ WE KNOW ”

❝ What is this? ❞

❝ Is that what you have? Are you done? ❞

❝ ‘Virtue’ is not a word I’d apply to this situation. ❞

❝ I can almost see the headline, your career is done! ❞

❝ I hope you saved some money. ❞

❝ Do you promise not to tell another soul what you saw? ❞

❝ Is that a yes? ❞

❝ Whaaaat? ❞

❝ Yes, I have reasons for shame. ❞

❝ Rumors only grow. And we both know what we know. ❞

“ YOUR OBEDIENT SERVANT ”

❝ I am slow to anger, but I toe the line. ❞

❝ Now you call me ‘amoral’? ❞

❝ If you’ve got something to say, name a time and place. ❞

❝ I have the honor to be your obedient servant. ❞

❝ I am not the reason no one trusts you. ❞

❝ No one knows what you believe. ❞

❝ Here’s an itemized list of thirty years of disagreements. ❞

❝ Sweet Jesus. ❞

❝ Hey, I have not been shy! ❞

❝ Prepare to bleed, good man! ❞

❝ You stand only for yourself, it’s what you do. ❞

❝ I can’t apologize because it’s true. ❞

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Nonsexual acts of Intimacy - Select from the following for my muse to respond to...

♔ : Finding your muse wearing their clothes

♕: Holding hands

♖: Having their hair washed by your muse

♗: Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse's lap.

♘: Cuddling in a blanket fort

♙: Sharing a bed

♚: Head scratches

♛: Sharing a dessert

♜: Shoulder rubs

♝: Reading a book together

♞: Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which)

♟: Patching up a wound

♤: Taking a bath together

♧: Your muse playing with their hair

♡: Accidentally falling asleep together

♢: Forehead or cheek kisses

♠: Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc.

♣: Back scratches

♥: Your muse crying about something

♦: Slow dancing

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“I do not trust someone who can lie that easily” she saw the irony in that, knowing she was just the same, if not worse, but he was certainly more skilled. She chalks it up to him travelling alone and being a mage, but that is not all. She can feel there is more.

She laughs in turn. “I’m an engaged woman now, I am allowed to such frivolities as dancing with my future wife in the hallways--” she admonishes playfully. She thinks upon it with such hope, and as something for just them and the closest of them. Those they traveled with.

“Speaking of Morrigan--” Leliana begins, taking a glance over to Emmailen, “Have you met Kieran yet?” she intones, curling her arms around her fiancee.

“He knows something. About the wardens and the Old Gods.” A frown marred her features, thoughts going back to her discussion with Solas, to the way he had disparaged the wardens with cutting words and a scoffing attitude. Yet, despite it all, it was clear he knew more than he let. “I would ask more, but I realize he would offer no truths, but thinly veiled lies and omissions.”

“Leliana,” the warden grinned as she was lift up, her darker countenance fleeing in face of her lover’s playful gestures. Fingers curl around Leliana’s own, a sly grin making itself seen as the wardens offers playfully. “Morrigan has loudly stated we are even more annoying than she had remembered and our displays of affection make her want to hurl. Cullen was just passing by at the moment and he had to struggle very hard to hide his laughter.”

She felt lighter simply being in Leliana’s presence. Having her near kept the terror of the Calling at bay, made the song echoing in her mind less of a harbinger of woe and turned it more into a foe to be defeated. “And I, you, emma sa'lath.”