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i've become so used to shitting on company time the interface of microsoft outlook is like activia to me

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what kind of political compass is this

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timothee chalamet's chauffeur has demanded a raise because of the effort he must put in to prevent timothee from flying out the window like a piece of paper when it's windy

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me, walking out of a brothel: fucking bullshit

my wife: well what DID you think a brothel was

me: looking sadly at the empty bowl i brought: doesn’t matter

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Daredevil Season 2 Episode 3 - New York's Finest

My favorite scene of the season

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Sword Grandma 👵 🗡️

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the best use of set up and pay off in modern times is hbomberguy telling us he’s going to go bald in the soyboy video and then fucking doing it. abosulte madman

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Finally

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Finally... SOUP soup Break SOUP relax... SOUP taste....

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you just hate the cis because of the things that they did

I hate the cis because it is led by the treacherous count dooku