sotalia-fluviatilis
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Dolphin, 23, any pronouns, 🇮🇹🇮🇪
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the joker is like ah yes my favorite song normal frog
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i feel like responding to "ai uses a shittown of water and energy" with "well it still used alot of water before" feels like the equivalent of telling people they're not allowed to make fun of taylor swift for her private jet usage if they drive a car. like it's not just the fact that ai uses alot of energy (ALOT more than you're average search result) but the fact that it's ultimately not worth the amount of energy and water used to literally just lie to you.
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Hey, @flagellant, I think I need that rundown on the difference between blasphemy, sacrilege, and heresy again.
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when you reblog a post because you think a specific mutual would enjoy it and then they reblog it from you
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tumblr is, if anything, the Appalachia of social media...easy to get lost, sparsely populated, out of the loop with fast-moving modern trends. Attached to tradition. Close-knit communities. Believe in "talk shit, get hit." Everyone is doing their own thing in their own obscure little holler. Prone to pulling the most inventive turns of phrase you've ever heard out of nowhere. Somebody's always starting a racket. We sometimes repel outsiders with much aggression. Lots of talk about hell and damnation to be found. Everybody tends to forget about us for some reason
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the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want
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Let me show you one of my favorite images on the internet: nuns performing “exorcism” on a very patient punk dude
Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dbXr3GikQE
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I think my main problem with modern clothing is that nothing's got volume anymore. Like historically there's been so much clothing that's just BIG, bulky, meant to be flashy and volumnous and not look like it was just spray painted on the body. I mean yeah I do wear skinny jeans on purpose but what if instead of a hoodie I wanted to wear a big fuck-off fancy little purely decorational off-the shoulder cape? Consider:
Big brimmed hat, big boots, skinny jeans, t-shirt and a big wide short cloak that covers up like half of me. Not for any body image reasons or other insecurities. I just think that if I wished, I should be able to discreetly conceal carry a small dog.
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unexpected pregnancy fanfic but the person just gets an abortion and it ends
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PS: for entertainment purposes only, of course
PPS: actual Washington Post quote
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a little obsessed with the story of how giacomo casanova was sharing a gondola with this random guy who suddenly started having a seizure, and casanova had some medical training so he stabilized the guy until the guy’s physician could be called. and then the physician bled the guy and put mercury ointment on him, which caused everything to get worse to the point that a priest was called to administer the guy’s last rites, but then casanova stepped in and washed off the mercury ointment despite the doctor yelling at him not to. and the guy recovered and turned out to be super rich and powerful and in gratitude bankrolled casanova’s debauchery for years until casanova got himself sentenced to five years in jail for blasphemy. also at one point he got shot through the hand in a duel and doctors wanted to amputate it but he said no it’ll be fine and it Was
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