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this is all peak but the line "What if Ymir and Historia were the LAMEST old dudes your two eyes will ever grace upon?" took me tf out

Yumihisu-Kenuri foils,

from me to you

In my eyes, Kenuri has always been the product of so much western homoerotism *or straight up homosexuality(GTAV) and the yumihisu residue on Isayama's brain while writing chapter 69. What if Ymir and Historia were the LAMEST old dudes your two eyes will ever grace upon? A question no one but the author himself was brave enough to ask.

Kenny himself has a very similar personality to Ymir:

Abrasive and cynical in compensation for a debilitating insecurity, I am effectively unlovable. Anything else is a miracle.

Not to mention their homosexualy-charged speeches by the end of the first part of season 3

But as much as Ymir claims to be selfish, at the end of the day she proves to be quite the opposite. Kenny, on the other hand, simply knows he is a selfish piece of shit. It is how things are.

Ontologically, he's more similar to Historia in the selfishness and pettiness and pitifulness. While I can see the headcanon that Kenny's reluctant sympathy towards Historia comes from her reminding him of Uri or even Levi in some way, for me the reason is that unbeknownst to him, he sees himself in that puny pitiful thing. They're both pitiful.

Their flashbacks sequence are also structured in a quaintly similar way. Dead gay titan lover. Stranged family member. Dead gay titan lover. Stranged family member. Dead....

As far as each relationship goes they follow a similar trope.

"Woaw.. I'm such a piece of shit...but you're sooo nice to me...o///o"

But Ymir understands why, not only that, she understands exactly what brings her and Historia together. They're substantially similar, they've faced similar struggles and they take upon personas and identities that aren't true to themselves.

Kenny doesn't understand. And neither does Uri. Precisely because they are so different (or at least believed to be so), they are a hundred worlds apart. But this is ironically exactly what brings them together in the first place, wonderment. They can't, on the terms they've so far settled for themselves, they can't, but they want to, they want to understand one another more than anything.

This becomes apparent more visually if you take into account just how Touchy and affectionate Ymir is with Historia. They are always physically close, joined at the hip, very outwardly loving. Whilst Kenny is like a neoplatonic Petrarchan Renaissance man, strictly standing ten fucking feet away from the love of his life only to whine like a bitch and never ever get over it once the lovely guy dies.

Ymir's final act of love is one of distance, she leaves Historia so she can have a chance at a better life inside the walls. While Kenny's is one of closure, he finally realizes that at the end of the day Uri was also a man like any other, and surely wasn't so different from himself and maybe putting people on a pedestal, especially your friend is a really stupid thing to do.

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aot if it was cool and awesome part 1 of maybe multiple?? im not sure yet but i have more ideas

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cannot beat the tumblr inactivity allegations :dead:

anyway... odango swimsuit scout??

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i absolutely loooove fashion and clothing, and rn i'm trying to get into lolita fashion, but i don't have any clue where to start! does anyone have any good resources or suggestions? i rly like preppy/historical style lolita hehehe~ plus i finally got a second job so hopefully i'll have more spending money

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your honor i love them

tiny

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chapter 108

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reawakened from my slumber by the psychological and emotional damage inflicted upon me by bsd chapter 108

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bsd chapter 108 is so funny though atsushi pleading for akutagawa to wake up and in any other manga it would be like "i know this isn't who you are!!!! you didn't kill that girl because she reminds you of your sister when she was young!" but in bsd it's like "you WOULD kill a little girl even if you weren't a vampire but you didn't because you want to prove ME wrong"

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quickly informing the public i am an eli vanto stan account

happy anniversary Thrawn (2017) <3

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WHO THE FUCK IS CAPTAIN ENOCH?

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trapped in love hate relationship with the weather bc my body is simultaneously cursed to need to be warm at all times and fucking despises the heat, it's like 65 outside and i'm both ecstatic and miserable

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writing is really just:

this sounds interesting! -> wtf do i write -> i am so bad at this -> gives up -> goes back and realizes i am actually a fucking genius -> this sounds interesting! -> wtf do i do

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finally finished the bsd manga </33

chapter 87-88 fucking killed me

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my contribution to the collective meltdown/copium pile is this:

ezra is actually working with the ascendancy on getting thrawn back from whatever he thinks he’s doing

by ascendancy i mean Eli, Ar’alani, Vah’nya and maybe Un’hee, with Thalias and Samakro running background support. hell, throw Borika in as well if you want to

Ezra and Thrawn actually learned to respect each other while they were stranded by the space whales

it’s why he hasn’t returned to lothal yet

thrawn has some twisted reasoning as to why he’s back working with the imperial remnant, like he must atone for something or his mission was not completed and the man is bullheaded single minded stubborn and must be stopped because he is incapable of stopping for himself

team chiss meets up with team ghost at some point and they exchange ideas sort things out manage to extract thrawn from the remnant and make him finally see the light

the real big bad was rae sloane all along bc that woman deserves to gaslight gatekeep girlboss to her heart’s content in live action as well. live action imperial remnant brass is looking testosterone poisoned currently

thranto is canon and so is ezrah’nya and kalluzeb. let’s give sabine a girlfriend too while we’re at it

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If Eli Vanto gets a cameo or name drop in the ahsoka show I will turn into the most insufferable person imaginable

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begging dave filoni to make this happen praying

i know hes not gonna be there but what if...... eli vanto in ahsoka show......... what if just......... what if wh

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reacting normally to the ahsoka trailer (screaming crying throwing up) (never going on an "social media detox!" again)