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Tbh mever thought about that lol

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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

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rb if you, like me, are the rare breed of internet user who always closes browser tabs that you dont need. like sorry your computer runs like shit maybe its because you have 50 fucking tabs open, cant relate

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something im noticing is the redditors are just commenting on everything via reblogs with reckless abandon. and its so funny bc thats how youre MEANT to use this fucking website but we've trained ourselves out of it somehow.

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late summer / early fall thoughts

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I need to reach my friend!

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The Milt Kahl Head Swaggle (Source: Cartoon Brew)

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favorite fact about Scotland

We invented sex.

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Whatever you're working on right now -- writing, code, art, whatever: don't try to make it perfect, or even good, on the first pass. Just make it exist first.

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While every force available in the world is searching for the 5 people in the oceangate submersible, a boat filled with mostly Syrian and Pakistani refugees sank under still “unknown” circumstances off the coast of Peloponnisos, Greece (with the coast guard present). More than 600 people drowned but guess which of the two is making headlines

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these people paid a quarter of a million dollars to sit criss-cross applesauce with their toes out raw inside a freezing metal tube experts warned had "catastrophic" engineering bc it was built in a perfectly crushable shape with a window that can barely withstand half the goal pressure, a hatch that opens from the outside, a hull 2 inches thinner than needed, a knockoff bluetooth game controller and a single power button as its only controls, and no equipment for recovery on a luxury voyage to depths of the ocean so deep we normally don't bother retrieving shit from it. they were given waivers telling them it was heavily unregulated, and they signed them.

their disregard for their own safety was built on lifetimes of wealth letting them get away with it, and it caught up to them. personally i hoped it was a whale but what can you do

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akgahahaha

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So my latest obsession is apparently the official twitter for the US Consumer Product Safety Commission, which is about half recall announcements for various shitty amazon products and half…..memes? pseudo-memes?? works of surrealist art??? what do i even call these

Whoever made these is either a random middle-aged government worker who’s spent enough time with Young Internet People to be at least 60% sure what a meme is or a Gen Z artistic genius and i can’t decide which

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My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

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