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oh my god. OH MY GOD.

Scenario - You induce me with a feather (M)

I was a mess in this one, I also tried to make them dainty but that was such a failed attempt cause they're always so powerful

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vote!! snzfic coming soon?

hey hey people, I don't post any of my actual writing on here, but if I were to what would be the most interesting?

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Sneezing mid-scold, especially when the thing that the person did is what caused the illness/allergy.

“I can’t - snf! - believe you! Honestly, someone could have been really…really-! AKSH’SHOO!”

“Er…bless you.”

“Don’t you bless me! I’ve had about enough of your luck, thangk - KSH’SHOO!”

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i audibly cackled at this, why the hell is this so funny

snzfucker wedding, call that getting hitched

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the way I would absolutely go feral for a le/golas fic it's not even funny...

im really thinking about writing some t/olkien elf content but i dont wanna write it down only for myself and idk if theres even a fandom for it on snzblr lmao anyway if yall are interested lmk you can even request shit

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For anyone else freaked tf out,, allow Eden & Forrest to comfort you, even if just a bit :]

This one's called: Keep On 💕

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the most random shit happens to me istg

just got called a twink by some random girl because I stifled a sneeze? like I have never seen this woman in my life, I was just walking around campus like what the hell?? girly could have just said bless you, wow life is weird.

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I love it when people message me with stuff like 'take a warm bath and drink some tea!' when i'm sick, because why didn't I think of that?

I am a moron when it comes to caretaking, especially with myself since I can hardly handle a non-sick body.

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has there been any research done into the increasingly viable theory that the best treatment for the common cold is to post about it on tumblr and have a bunch of kinky bisexual people politely ask you for details and send you doting messages?

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i was actually dying today?? I was enjoying a walk to go get some coffee and I started sneezing, which is normal for me but the only tissues I had were the crappy travel ones, and it didn't help there was one left?? like that shit was soaking wet and actually DRIPPING at the end of it? only 3 sneezes. are you kidding me?

so, PSA for my people with very wet sneezes, please for the love of god don't use travel tissues, you'll be better without the false hope.

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In spite of recent events I will now strive to be more horny than ever.

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woke up at like 4 am this morning to the longest sneezing fit I've ever had. probably didn't help that I stifled it since I didn't want to wake my roomie. like my nose is STILL itchy. this is torture, would be hot if it wasn't happening to me

snzfolks, I may be getting sick...

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the way I audibly laughed... this is way too fucking funny

saying "bless you" when he sneezes once or twice and then chanting "go white boy go" when he breaks out into a fit

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Trick or treat. But the 'treat' is you sneezing on my face.

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THERES OTHER C/RITERS ON SNZBLR??? I thought I was the only one! Just as shocked as nonny to find out this info

heard you like cri/tical ro/le...

would you be open to some fjord art?? his cat allergies make so UGH. and I cant find any good content... do what you wish, though

waaaa >w< its been soooo long since ive watched cr2

idk if i still got the juice in me, i usually don't take fandom rqs the last ones were more of a whim 😭 sorry bestie!! i do love fjord a lot, i might put a pin this for the future

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hehe this is super awesome

I had the idea of layering c/ecils “sneeze claim” over a rough animation I had done a while ago and…

I thought yall would get a kick out of it✨

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being me is so weird, because what do you mean I have a hearing impairment but yet I'm turned on by something that's mainly auditory??? I confuse myself a lot