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Thinking is my fighting.

Virginia Woolf (via wordsnquotes)

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fidcliitas replied to your post: *HEADDESK*

OH HECK, IT’S TRUE! BUT IT’S OKAY, WE STILL LOVE YOU. <33

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MISS USING MY SASSY CHICKEN BOY

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*HEADDESK*

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magicalobjections:

“Twenty chocobars, got it! And… I guess so. I don’t know why anyone would do something like that though, especially since it’s such a cute holiday. They wouldn’t even be around to see the person get hurt, I guess just the thought of it enough for them…“

“…… Now I kind of don’t want to eat any of the candies anymore. Maybe it would be better if I just got a big bag from the store instead…“

“Oh. Um....sorry. I probably sound like a massive Debbie Downer, huh? I personally just feel it’s important to be very cautious when accepting candy from strangers, but don’t let me discourage you or anything.”

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*nix trying not to snicker* "Mikeko always seems to be in a good mood. You could even say he has a pawsitive catitude~ pfffft!!"

“And my good mood diminished with that horrible joke.”

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just thought I'd let you know that wolves eat bunnies O3O

“.....Why are you telling ME this!?”

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magicalobjections:

“Mmgh, I heard that! And I know how to limit myself, I’ll make sure not to get a stomachache though I can’t imagine there will be anything dangerous about them. Are you sure razors in candies isn’t just a rumor to scare people? Then again, maybe I shouldn’t be surprised considering the kinds of cases you constantly deal with…“

“I’m talking about a reasonable limit, Trucy: not a limit of 20 chocolate bars.” A playful flick to her cheek, he crossed his arms as he pondered. “Hmm, well...I doubt it’s a lie. After all, there really are some messed up people that really would do that for a sick kick.”

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magicalobjections:

“Aww, really? I was hoping we’d we’d do matching outfits, like me being a doctor and you as my patient, but if you’re gonna be busy…” She pouted before almost instantly perking up again, still staring at his two upward hair tufts.

“Mmmmaybe? Worst comes to worst and I’ll just put a horse mask on Daddy and ride him around the neighborhood. No matter what I’m gonna get all the Halloween candy so I can share it with everyone, you included~!“

“I’m going to have many horrific nightmares...” He “whispered” under his breath, smirking. “I...can’t imagine Mr. Wright going along with that idea, but okay. Hah, thanks: that’ll also give me a chance to make sure you don’t end up eating too much candy in one night and also so that I can check the candy to make sure it’s safe to eat.”

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magicalobjections:

“You’re the grumpiest grump ever, Polly! C’mon, you can’t be upset forever! Aren’t you even the tiniest bit happy that Halloween’s almost here? All the candy, and costumes, and everyone having a good time, doesn’t it make you all warm and fuzzy inside?“ Huffs and makes his upward tufts of hair wiggle a bit.

“Oh yes I can. And to be honest....no. I’m too old to care bout trick-or-treating, nor do I want to feel cautious because I might think someone put a razor blade in my kit kat bar. And besides, I’ll mostly likely be too busy on that day, anyways.”

Putting a hand on his bangs to flatten them so they’d stop wiggling, he moves his hand back a few seconds later. “I assume you’ll be hanging out with some friends that night?”

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*nugget mimicking his li'l bro perfectly before s l o w l y reaching a hand out of the bathroom mirror*

“Alright, once more: I’m Apollo and I’m fi- NNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!”

The near heart attack he had aside, his face turns an embarrassed red before he roughly punches at his arm. “Fuck you, I swear to god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

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Inktober #22… I think =u=‘‘ Honestly, the only real choices for “an Ace Attorney Inktober that u can draw real quick” were Apollo and Nahyuta, and because I haven’t really drawn Apollo in ages and I love his Dual Destinies DLC to death still, it all ended where it had to end. He’s daijobu!

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kinoutau replied to your post “"Hello, Herr Forehead." He smiled his usual bright smile, showing the...”

He managed to keep his hands to himself for now (by just shoving them into his pockets) and let out a chuckle. "Hmm? I was just admiring it~!"

“Mmm-hm. I’d probably be more “inclined” to believe that if you didn’t have to keep your hands from being out in the open to resist.”

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( bats at apollo's horns )

“................” And promptly grabs her wrist to make her stop. “Little cat, please do not do that.”

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"Hello, Herr Forehead." He smiled his usual bright smile, showing the tips of his feline fangs. He was about to say something else, but he got entranced by his hair horns. Keep your cool, Klavier, don't bat at them.

“.....Hi. Should I or should I not be concerned about the way you’re looking at my hair.”

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with how much bs testimony you hear on a weekly basis do you think it's possible to die of stupidity?

“Trust me, if it was possible to die of stupidity, I would have been dead after just a single day being at the agency around those three.”

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magicalobjections:

“!!! Hey, I’m plenty responsible! Just ‘cause I miiiight use my magic for silly things doesn’t mean I summon every little thing I can think of!“ She huffed and pouted while floating beside him, tempted to make him levitate, too.

“So grumpy… Hmm, maybe there’s a spell that can turns frowns upside down…“

“Whatever you say, Trucy...” Rolling his eyes, he walks up just a bit faster in case she tried anything. “Try using anything on me and I’m telling Mr. Wright to ground you. And please, I have such a big smile on my face right now.”