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For every 🖍 I'll recommend a tattoo for your muse from mine.

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Reblog if you roleplay, read, or write smut and you’re happy about it!

Too often people are shamed on this platform for enjoying sex, sexual encounters, sexy things, smut, or anything of the sort.

Some of us really enjoy just writing or reading smutty things, and there’s nothing wrong with that! It’s lots of fun, and doesn’t make ANYONE a degenerate simply for indulging in it. So reblog if you enjoy smut or sexy things of any kind, let’s support each other!

Please note: THIS DOES NOT CONDONE ABUSE OF ANY KIND, unless of course it’s part of your consented routine! We’re talking plain and simple fun here -- with no harm done to anyone, unless desired, and all parties willing.

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Send Ɖ if your muse would like to dominate my muse and Ƨ if they'd like to be dominated by my muse

Send “I’d like to see that on paper” to get a starter for it.

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Texts from Last Night inspired text starters [nsfw and sfw]

[text]: I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.

[text]: I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS

[text]: We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out

[text]: I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.

[text]: two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.

[text]: I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass

[text]: Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.

[text]: According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.

[text]: You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party

[text]: I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.

[text]: What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"

[text]: Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.

[text]: YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.

[text]: Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.

[text]: I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.

[text]: I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...

[text]: You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it

[text]: I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool

[text]: I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.

[text]: Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.

[text]: A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.

[text]: OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE

[text]: Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.

[text]: Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him

[text]: I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.

[text]: I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"

[text]: Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.

[text]: I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.

[text]: Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.

[text]: I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.

[text]: When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.

[text]: Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.

[text]: i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?

[text]: That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.

[text]: I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock

[text]: I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night

[text]: Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car

[text]: I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress

[text]: Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?

[text]: Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.

[text]: I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there

[text]: She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?

[text]: We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.

[text]: So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together

[text]: That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.

[text]: I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that

[text]: Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant

[text]: Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night

[text]: I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.

[text]: Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.

[text]: I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.

[text]: How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..

[text]: Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you

[text]: I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family

[text]: You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.

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Random Dominant NSFW Starters

“I’d love to bend you over that table.”

“Tell me how badly you want it.”

“It’s pretty big isn’t it?”

“Be careful, I don’t want you to choke.”

“You look so beautiful like this.”

“Shh, someone will hear us.”

“I’m going to fuck you so hard you won’t be able to walk tomorrow.”

“I want to make you feel so good that you scream.”

“Fuck, scream my name again.”

“Are you okay?”

“Are you ready?”

“Is this okay?”

“Are you sure it doesn’t hurt?”

“Tell me when you’re ready for me to go faster.”

“I want to make you cum all night.”

“Fuck, I love it when you scream my name like that.”

“I’m not going to last much longer!”

“I’m going to feel you up to the brim.”

“Tell me what you want me to do to you.”

“Thing you can handle both holes being filled at once?”

“How do you feel about adding some toys to the mix of this?”

“It’s just a cock ring. I want you to beg for your release.”

“You’re not allowed to cum until I say so.”

“Scratch me harder!”

“I love seeing you unravel into a mess beneath me.”

“You feel so tight!”

“God, you’re so amazing!”

“Do you want to cum?”

“Are you close?”

“I’m so close, just a little bit longer.”

“I want to fuck you all night long.”

“Will you put this on for me, please? You’re going to look so sexy.”

“You’re so wet, I love it.”

“You’re so needy for me.”

“You’re a little slut for my cock, aren’t you?”

“Remember to say the safeword if this becomes too much.”

“Would you want to make a private video for the two of us?”

“Mmm that’s right smile for the camera.”

“You’re mouth is so amazing.”

“Do you like it when I fuck your pretty mouth like this?”

“Mmm your hand feels so good around my cock like that.”

“That’s right stroke it just like that.”

“I want you to please yourself for me.”

“Put on a show for me.”

“Wow that outfit looks amazing on you.”

“I can’t wait to rip your clothes off so we can get started.”

“Does your ass hurt?”

“Mmm you look so full with my cum.”

“I’m going to kiss every inch of your body.”

“I’ve never fucked a porn star before.”

“I’m going to make you feel so good.”

“How about you ride me? I’d love to see you ride up and down my cock.”

“Bathroom now. I can’t wait any longer. I need to be inside you now.”

“You like the thought of someone walking in on us don’t you?”

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Ass Up. | cXs

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getting fucked into a pathetic helpless mess and then slowly lifted back out with cuddles and warm words

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Send “Risqué” for a NSFW situation between our muses

I’ll generate a number to find the situation our muses end up in

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