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me : [ listens to 1 ( one ) song from dear evan hansen that isn't sincerely me ]

me : hahahahah i'm so fucking sad now great job why do i do this why is this musical so FUCKINg SAD what the fuck i came here to see some gay ghost action now I'm stuck in this ghost hell mmmfuck you evan hansen, fuck you connor murphy, mmmmfuck me

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every time I as much as think about deh I actually mourn connor murphy & I’m aware he ain’t even real but my heart still aches

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10.14.17 // i’m so tired

ig: kaiistudies

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when they jonas brothers were like “i came from the year 3000..not much has changed but they live underwater..” that was a politically charged remark about climate change and we all ignored it

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plot twist: you let someone in and they don’t fuck you over

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why do russians end their sentences with) while texting. ??

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Kids are just like “ppptppptppthhptpppthh” until one day they’re like “oh shit I can think” and then it’s all downhill from there

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Sorry upper east siders, but I’ve been a little busy with my real life as a struggling artist in Brooklyn (I wish I was kidding) to post any Gossip Girl Iconography. But I’m returning with the Most Iconique casual Chuck Bass look of all time.  Chuck bass is spotted here wearing a fucking………. onesie???? On further inspection that bitch zips all the way the fuck up so he could close the hood and look like some kind of comfy gimp. Ageplay seemed to be the only kind of roleplay that UES royalty Chuck and Blaire weren’t into, but this infantile look tells another story.  Even though this probably isn’t a sex thing it still leaves the viewer asking……. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK CHUCK!

Oh yeah and Nate’s wearing new balances, a staple of dad’s at barbecues and frat boys everywhere.  Who cares lmao.

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well dan you look…..dumb as fuck

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I was so deeply and personally offended by this article that I made a tumblr just to counteract it.

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