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maids are soooo uppity nowadays 🙄 i ask her for 100 grapes and she starts with this backtalk about "but your highness last time you ate so many grapes at once you got a tummy ache" as if she knows better than me??? when im literally a princess

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For the record, I think you can also tame the naturally spawning bugs from hives in caves on map gen, and I wanna say they start neutral

this is how you beat rimworld I think, you get the big bug to be your friend and sleep in a cozy little bug bed

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what about average naturals huh? some real home grown staple crop type of titty. it aint all trying to blue ribbon at the fair you know

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New Rule: If it's SFW when a guy does it, it's SFW when a girl does it.

Guy shirtless is SFW? Girl shirtless is now SFW.

Guy with a noticeable bulge in a speedo is SFW? Girl with a noticeable bulge in a speedo is SFW. Etc, etc, etc.

I will not be taking any criticisms on this.

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you don’t deserve to be confined to some bleak room playing video games for the rest of your lives. you don’t deserve to live in a world where cis people and men project their fantasies and disgust onto your bodies. you don’t deserve to merely survive. you deserve to grow. you deserve to feel your own feelings without shame. you deserve the freedom to cry out and take up space. you deserve joy 

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"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess

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whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

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commensalism between slime monsters and certain varieties of fish

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commensalism between slime monsters and certain varieties of fish

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David Lynch, “The Angriest Dog in the World”

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Stomach hurts stomach hurts stomach hurts stomach hurts

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mech fans are so funny. what if there was a guy who was normal and doing just fine

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mech fans are so funny. what if there was a guy who was normal and doing just fine