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I should check my privilege.... Yep, still there.
Tom
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Phil: who's the oldest daughter of the Obama?
Tom: Sasha I think?
Phil: yeah she's kinda hot
Tom: she's 15 you pedophile
Phil: oh I feel bad now
Tom: it's ok I feel bad that I had to look that up
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Watching the cycling
Tom: That ass has ESP Phil: Psychic ass Tom: I've seen that movie.. Phil: Porn right?
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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? All I know it's super high
Tom about Super-pot
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Ugg boots are just the New Zealand equivalent of a spank sock
Tom
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Patrick Dangerfield? He looks so non-threatening. More like Patrick Benignfield.
Tom
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If I gave up everything that ever made me throw up, I’d have to give up deep throating.
Tom (via whatisthor)
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“It’d be more impressive if they trimmed the bushes”
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Phil I'm a dingo and I'm taking your babies.
Tom stealing Phil's jelly babies
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Tit shake, my favourite flavour!
Phil
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