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Want to win a ThreadBanger Box? Of course you do! (This is for US residents only, sorry foreign friends) Winners will be announced on October 12th. #whatsinthebox

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Spoil a movie by telling your friend “ice cube dies” before they watch it. They’ll be waiting for ice cube to appear and die the whole time

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A philosophy I very much live my life by.

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do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely

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Women are fertile for an average of 40 years.  They have their period every 28 days. That makes a total of 521 times.  Women bleed for an average of 5 days. That makes a total of 2607 days, or about 7 years.  Again, women bleed for 7 years.  On average a woman loses about 150ml of blood during every period. 

That makes  391 liters  of blood in their life. 

An average man has 6 liters of blood.  It takes the blood of 65 men to measure up to one woman’s blood loss. 

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Data: Always there to put your problems in perspective.

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WAIT A MINUTE. COMPUTER, ENHANCE.

ENHANCE FURTHER

DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON. DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON.

THE PIECES ARE ALL FALLING INTO PLACE

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to everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon and haven’t started anything yet

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some nerd: communism will never work because human nature

me:

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The teen pregnancy rate has been cut in half since the 1950s. #ThisGeneration

Smoking has also dropped by 50% #ThisGeneration

The abuse and availability of drugs has actually been in drastic decline. #ThisGeneration

The U.S. homicide rate is currently the at lowest it has been since 1962. #This Generation

Searches for porn have been reduced by half in just the past ten years. #ThisGeneration

The average IQ score has seen a dramatic increase, mainly due to our increasing ability to process symbols. #ThisGeneration

The high school dropout rate is at half of what it was in the 70’s. #ThisGeneration

But somehow the last generation remains largely convinced that we are bad and stupid people because they cannot comprehend advances in technology and society. #LastGeneration

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Here’s a friendly PSA from Captain America to adorn your dashboard

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i hate when old people glare at me for no reason like fuck off barbara you ruined the economy

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YOU GUYS

YOU. FUCKING. GUYS.

VLADIMIR PUTIN FOUND THE MEMES ABOUT HIM AND MADE THEM ILLEGAL IN RUSSIA.

YOU CAN’T MAKE FUN OF HIM NOW WITHOUT RISK OF TRIAL IN COURT OF LAW.

THERE IS A COURT NOW. THAT SPECIALIZES. IN SUING COMPANIES.

FOR MEMES.

THIS HAPPENED. THIS ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENED.

THIS.

IS.

HILARIOUS.

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next time you’re at a party in a town that you hate or dont give a shit about or something see how many dudes you can sneak off with and like go to take off their pants but then just pull their belt out of their pants and leave. see how many belts you can collect & compete with your friends. this is a sport called final fantasying