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I don't disagree with criticisms that a lot of the goopy eroticism-of-the-machine stuff the Tumblr Armored Core VI fandom likes to represent as universal giant robot tropes is actually pretty specific to the Armored Core franchise (and is often heavily extrapolated from what's actually present in the text of the games, at that), but when I think about it, that's actually weird to me. Why isn't giant robot media where the giant robot and its pilot are clearly fucking more well established in the genre? It feels like a tolerably obvious direction to take it, and it's not like giant robot media has ever shied away from sex in general.

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Tunic embroidered with old Norse runes around the bottom that read “I joined the SCA and all I got was this stupid t-tunic”

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I don't disagree with criticisms that a lot of the goopy eroticism-of-the-machine stuff the Tumblr Armored Core VI fandom likes to represent as universal giant robot tropes is actually pretty specific to the Armored Core franchise (and is often heavily extrapolated from what's actually present in the text of the games, at that), but when I think about it, that's actually weird to me. Why isn't giant robot media where the giant robot and its pilot are clearly fucking more well established in the genre? It feels like a tolerably obvious direction to take it, and it's not like giant robot media has ever shied away from sex in general.

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revisiting my sekiro-esque spellsword mod idea now that putting spells on L2 isn't a huge pain in the ass/literally impossible to do. so you have deflecting, spells, and AoWs all accessible without needing to swap between one and two-handing

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🎃 Spooky season is upon us,

Time to post monster husbanbs. ✨🔥

(Inspired by Czech movie Panna a Netvor (1978))

(Spicy preview below the cut~)

Posted a bunch of not-very-appropriate works of these two on my Patreon, here's a tidbit. <3

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I don't disagree with criticisms that a lot of the goopy eroticism-of-the-machine stuff the Tumblr Armored Core VI fandom likes to represent as universal giant robot tropes is actually pretty specific to the Armored Core franchise (and is often heavily extrapolated from what's actually present in the text of the games, at that), but when I think about it, that's actually weird to me. Why isn't giant robot media where the giant robot and its pilot are clearly fucking more well established in the genre? It feels like a tolerably obvious direction to take it, and it's not like giant robot media has ever shied away from sex in general.

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If you have more rat drinking out of a straw images please send them to me

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"sometimes i feel like i'm just a sword to you and we never even get any quality time outside you using me to further your delusional cause" as if we don't get CONSTANT quality time together? remember how much you liked whetstone time last week? remember how warm my hands felt on your hilt and how pretty you shined after? or how much fun you had cleaving my enemies asunder? you LOVE cleaving my enemies asunder. come on baby

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WHO CAN IT BE NOW? 

WHO CAN IT BE NOW? 

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brb trying this

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duck hunt is the single most interesting character in smash and i will die on this hill

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*leading the dark souls knight I adopted off the street by the hand into a gas station* so this is sort of like our bonfire. They have a lot of different kinds of estus here

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dark samus i did to test out gouache brushes on procreate

i don’t really post on here anymore but check out my twitter maybe

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rebel who's had her fingers stuck in the mouth of the mech pilot she's captured for hours, because the hound is conditioned to bite down on the cyanide capsule in its tooth but not on a handler. so now it's just mumbling softly around the impromptu gag, while they both wait for someone to come sedate it.

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I’ve been thinking too much about Wapeach this week. She gets hired by the Warios who want the status of having their own Princess. My hc is she slowly gets invested and ends up going full ohohoho-style villain after her and her boys get beaten down too many times