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Harry Potter would have been seen as a dark wizard if he shook hands with Quirrel when they first met, and turned a seemingly normal dude into ash with just his bare hands.

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When someone dies in a coma, that’s life’s way of kicking them from the server due to inactivity.

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At this point in 2019, we are in a magic moment of entertainment where we are on the verge of the final chapters of the epic stories of Marvel, Star Wars, and Game of Thrones.

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If Chihuahuas were large dogs, they would easily be considered the most dangerous and aggressive breed

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Truth or Dare in middle school is more like “who do you like” or “do awkward sexual task”.

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If porn videos started with a short 15 second, un-skippable ad about how safe sex works, it would probably do more than the current sex ed we have in our schools

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Okay but this is literally the best movie ever. Fight me you schnitzel ditzel.