schmort
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🖤 adult 🖤 they/them 🖤 multifandom 🖤 {GER🇩🇪/ENG🇬🇧} 🖤 my art blog: lordschmort.tumblr.com
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schmort · 2 days ago
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Dr Harvey beloved 💚
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schmort · 2 days ago
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on their clit like morse code
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schmort · 2 days ago
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Some winter coziness
If you need
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schmort · 2 days ago
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Dark fashion by Amiraithe on ig.
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schmort · 2 days ago
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Illustration of various bats.
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schmort · 2 days ago
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you: wait, babe… we can’t fuck yet… you aren’t wearing protection…
your vampire lover: protection? what do you mean prote- oh ok so fuck you first of all
you, holding these:
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schmort · 3 days ago
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i think about men kissing all the time at work
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schmort · 3 days ago
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schmort · 3 days ago
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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact
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schmort · 3 days ago
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tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die
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schmort · 3 days ago
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Behold. My new favorite reaction image.
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schmort · 3 days ago
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Another meme thingy I made for funnies........based off of this Discord User pipeline art that was circulating the art world I'm in a while ago LOLLLL
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schmort · 3 days ago
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Where my freaks at?
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schmort · 3 days ago
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I want to shut up forever but I’m always thinking of more dumb shit to say
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schmort · 3 days ago
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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating
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