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Here’s the short comic I made for @pichikui​’s Danny Phantom charity zine, GOING GHOST! She’s selling digital copies on her gumroad if anyone missed out! Profits are donated to RAICES 👻💀!!

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Mitchell Villa - Three Graces, 2022 - Oil on canvas

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Mitchell Villa - Three Graces, 2022 - Oil on canvas

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Birders: do you ever wonder if this happens?

Original on my site | Patreon

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2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.

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heads up, in 2025 its going to be clownfish rules; if more than two friend in the group chat are facing male loneliness, the largest among them must become a woman

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nodding furiously at every second of this video

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fundamentaly embarrassing to show reference pictures to the hairdresser. Like yeah. Hey. Here's a picture of a guy who looks cool. One day I would liketo look cool as well. Can you try to make me look cool. With these paltry ingredients Can you try your very best to alchemize a guy who looks cool right now. In 30 minutes, can you make me into a person. Hey, for twenty five dollars, can you fuck my shit up forever? Could you give me a haircut. Is that too much to ask. Could you cut my hairs

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it is legit bizarre to me how hard video game creators and film directors and showrunners try to pretend that fat people don't exist. can you think of the last time you saw a fat person in a lead role? god forbid a fat woman? i can walk down the street or go into a shop or restaurant and see fat people everywhere but then i switch on the tv and suddenly it's like a glimpse into an alternate universe where no one has a bmi over 24. insidious and weird

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Getting into D&D be like:

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Fucked up that you have to go to work during the winter. Should be curled up in a little nest with several months' supply of food stocked up right now.

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she's ok with the baby being mind controlled

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i know a lot of people feel, like... guilty? when they think about teaching their dogs discipline? i think at least in american society we tend to view dogs in similar ways to children, and that kinda muddles how we think about training them, because we don't like the thought of removing their autonomy from them. but please believe me when i say that a dog with no discipline is stressed out, anxious, and at the end of their rope. there's a reason they vocalize more, are more reactive to certain situations, and have more behavioral problems than most dogs who are not allowed to jump on people when they meet them and stay kenneled overnight.

dogs want to know exactly what is expected of them and exactly what will make you happy. we genetically engineered them, literally, through selective breeding over centuries to follow our lead. they do not like guessing. they do not like figuring it out for themselves. setting down rules and boundaries for things like house training, leash etiquette, and behavior around other people and dogs and enforcing them consistently makes for a much more well-adjusted and overall happier dog.

your dog isn't a human person. they might be your family, they are definitely your companion, but they are not a human person. treating them like what they are will make you a better caretaker for them.

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